Zhang Jun's father watched Xiaoyu come over, followed by a girl in yellow holding a sword. He looked at the person who came with a bad look. Everyone at the table was equipped with swords, and they all looked fierce. This gang of human traffickers was so big, but his son was so stupid. Looking at the boy's fearless expression, he was a little confused, but he thought in his mind that no matter how much money the other party asked for, he would still have to redeem the child from these traffickers even if he lost everything.
On the other hand, Xiao Yu saw that the people the broker brought were really the little fat man's parents, so he dispelled his doubts that the broker was a gang of human traffickers, and planned to let his parents take him away quickly, so as not to get in the way of walking around with him.
Zhang Jun's father came up to him with his fists clasped, and said with an apologetic smile: "Little brother, this kid is ignorant, and you have to worry about it for many days. Look at how much ransom I have to pay to take away this silly kid like me."
When Xiao Yu heard this, she was stunned for a moment, and then she realized that the uncle Qing had regarded herself as a human trafficker.
"Uncle, I rescued Zhang Jun from that human trafficker. I am not a human trafficker. I am the second disciple of Mo Yunshan Duyi Gu Fengyi. No, I plan to send this child back to you. , since you have come to the door, please take the child back yourself."
Xiao Yu cupped her fists and returned the favor with a smile, "This kid really suffered a lot following that trafficker. Take him back and take care of him, and don't get kidnapped again." After Xiao Yu finished speaking, he thought to himself that his master Feng Yi liked these things. It's a false reputation, and if you do something good, try to do something good for him, and you'll be sure to please him.
Zhang Jun's father was startled when he heard this, frowned and asked, "Little brother, are you really not a human trafficker?"
Xiaoyu nodded and said with a smile: "That's not true."
Zhang Jun took his father's hand and said happily: "Dad, Brother Xiaoyu is really not a human trafficker. He rescued me from a human trafficker."
Hearing this, Zhang Jun's father still took a bunch of banknotes from his arms, handed it to Xiao Yu, and said respectfully: "So, thank you little brother for saving my silly son. Please accept these small gifts." He said. After saying that, he patted his son on the shoulder and said to Zhang Jun: "Why don't you kneel down to your benefactor and say thank you!"
Zhang Jun and Xiao Yu have been together these days, both young and old, so he naturally treats Xiao Yu as an older brother. At this time, his father asked him to kneel down, but he was embarrassed, frowned and muttered: "Brother Xiao Yu, thank you." Originally. Some were reluctant to kneel down, but thinking about recognizing Xiao Yu as their master, they knelt down immediately, bowed three times, and muttered: "Disciple Zhang Jun, pay your respects to the master."
Hearing this, Xiaoyu frowned and cursed hurriedly: "Little fat guy..." Thinking that Zhang Jun's father was right in front of him and calling him a little fat kid, it was inappropriate, so he quickly changed his words and said: "Little fat guy, stop praying. Follow your father back home, I won't accept you as my apprentice."
Zhang Jun stood up, rushed to Xiao Yu, pulled Xiao Yu to look up at him and said, "No, Brother Xiao Yu, I won't leave until you accept me as your apprentice." Then he said to his father and mother, "Father, mother, I want to learn my skills from Brother Xiaoyu, I have already worshiped him as my master, I won’t go back with you!”
Zhang Junniang's hands trembled anxiously, and she tried to pull her son over, but because of Xiaoyu's face, it was difficult to get angry, so she could only look at Xiaoyu and said: "Little brother, my stupid son is stupid and can't learn any skills. Please... ..."
Xiaoyu interrupted her and said with a smile: "Don't worry, aunt, this kid wants to follow me because of his wishful thinking. I'm still someone else's disciple. If I don't dare to accept a disciple, I ask you to take him back and discipline him."
Zhang Jun's parents were relieved, and Zhang Jun still wanted to give the banknote to Xiao Yu.
Xiaoyu waved her hands hurriedly and replied: "Uncle, I told you that I am not a human trafficker. If you insist on giving me this banknote, then I will not return this kid to you!"
Zhang Jun's father carefully took back the banknote, bowed to Xiaoyu again, and asked, "Little brother, I'd like to thank you for your righteousness. In this case, I won't be polite to you anymore. Little brother." My brother said that he is also from Mo Yun Mountain, from Mo Yun Mountain and Yi Valley, right? It won’t be too late for us to visit you again in the future to say thank you.”
Xiao Yu thought to herself, since you are going to visit Duyi Valley, and seeing that this couple is a humble owner, you might want to send some gold and silver treasures to the master in the future, so she simply replied: "Well, uncle, since you want If you have to thank me, then please go to Duyi Valley to visit my master.
When Feng Yi is away, just buy him more drinks. My master has no other hobbies but just likes drinking. It’s a thank you gift for saving your son! "
When Zhang Jun's parents heard this, they both replied: "Okay, it's settled. When we get back, we will send someone to deliver a batch of good wine to our respected master."
"Take him away, don't delay things." Xiaoyu pointed at Li Luo and continued, "I still have important things to discuss with my friends, so I won't send you away."
Zhang Jun's father gave the butler beside him a look. The butler understood and turned around to go into the inn.
"That being the case, please don't refuse the board and lodging of brother Xiaoyu and your friends. I will pay for everything." Zhang Jun's father smiled.
Xiaoyu saw that they were not poor people, smiled and nodded, and replied: "It's disrespectful." Then he looked at Zhang Jun who was holding his hand and said, "Go home with your parents, I will go back to Moyun Mountain in the future. , I must come to see you."
Zhang Jun lost his temper, shook his body a few times, frowned and said, "I won't let you go, unless Brother Xiaoyu promises to accept me as your apprentice and take me around the world in the future, otherwise I won't go back."
Xiao Yu felt helpless and curled her lips and said, "No, go back with your father and don't mess around."
Zhang Jun's parents looked at their son who was unwilling to let go, and said awkwardly: "Little brother, what do you think this should be?..."
Xiao Yu frowned, looked around, and caught a glimpse of a big pile of horse dung under the willow tree next to her. She thought it was left behind when the inn usually tied horses for guests. She had an idea in her mind and made random excuses to Zhang Jun: "Little fat boy, I told you that you are too fat to walk in the world! Be obedient and follow your father home."
Zhang Jun frowned and said, "I told you, I want to lose weight."
Xiao Yu said: "It's no use just losing weight. We need to have courage to travel around the world. You let me go and I will test you. If you pass, I will accept you as my disciple? How about that? If you fail, you will follow me." Is it okay for your father to go back?"
Zhang Jun was stunned when he heard this, and replied seriously: "Okay!"
"It's a deal, no regrets! If you lose, you can't make a fuss. You must go back with your father," Xiao Yu also asked seriously.
Zhang Jun nodded, "Okay."
Xiao Yu pointed to the horse dung on the ground and led Zhang Jun over.
Xiaoyu squatted down and quickly poked the horse dung with his finger. The dung on his index finger was black and yellow. He picked up the finger and held it in front of Zhang Jun.
"We must have courage when we travel in the world, otherwise the world is dangerous and we cannot be timid." Xiaoyu lectured Zhang Jun, "Here, you can try touching it too!"
Zhang Jun looked at Xiaoyu with a serious face, covering his nose and frowning, with a fearful look on his face, and did not dare to make a move.
Xiaoyu stood up and said with a smile: "Look, you don't even have the courage to touch horse manure. You are not suitable to be my disciple. Go back with your father!"
Zhang Jun looked at the horse dung, then looked at his parents who were nodding to him on one side. He sighed deeply, closed his eyes, reached out and poked the pile of horse dung with his index finger. Then he pinched his nose with his left hand, raised his hand towards Xiao Yu and said, "I did it! I won't go back!"
Seeing this scene, Zhang Jun's parents, Li Luo, servants, and the broker frowned, and they all muttered in their hearts: What the hell is this...
Just when the little fat man Zhang Jun thought he had won, the squatting Xiaoyu made another move and directly put his finger into his mouth, sucked a few times, and blinked. Then he looked at Zhang Jun again, gave him a disdainful look and said: "If you are in danger in the future and someone asks you to eat shit, do you dare? A man can bend and stretch, and he can leave green hills without fear of running out of firewood. Can you do that? No. If you have the courage, go back."
Several people around him looked at Xiaoyu's operation, their eyes widened in surprise, and their brows furrowed in disgust. Zhang Jun's mother on one side looked disgusted.
Li Luo looked at Xiao Yu and muttered, "Xiao Yu, you...are you so big? I admire you!" Then he gave a thumbs up and nodded to Xiao Yu with a knowing look on his face.
Zhang Jun looked at Brother Xiaoyu with a look of fear... Then he looked at the horse dung on his fingers, retched a few times, frowned and said, "This..."
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Mouth, "Why, you dare not eat! Then you fail the test and go back with your father!"
Just when his parents were about to take him to wash his hands, Zhang Jun put the horse dung on his finger into his mouth, endured the nausea, pursed his lips and swallowed it, took out his finger, held his breath, and shook it in front of everyone. I wagged my fingers and looked like I had won.
Zhang Jun's mother couldn't bear it any longer. She was so sick that she vomited while walking on the side of the road.
Just when everyone thought the situation was irreversible, Li Luo looked at Xiao Yu and frowned and said, "Now we have an extra disciple!" Xiao Yu stretched out his hand and spread his palm, only to see the mark on his index finger. The horse manure was black and there was no shortage at all.
"Obviously, you kid failed my test!" Xiaoyu looked proud, and then continued to Zhang Jun with a serious voice: "We can't just rely on courage to travel in the world, we also need vision and wisdom. You see, You only have courage, and you didn’t see that the horse shit I dipped in my index finger was the clean middle finger I ate! Okay, I’m going to wash my hands. You can go home with your parents.”
At this time, the little fat man Zhang Jun had a look of grievance on his face. He had really eaten shit. He couldn't hold back his nausea any longer. He hurriedly went to one side to support the willow tree and vomited all over the floor, almost draining the bitter water from his stomach. Teared out.
On one side, the servants of Zhang Jun's family hurriedly stepped forward to comfort Zhang Jun's back. At this time, his father was also patting his mother's back to make him feel more comfortable after vomiting.
When Li Luo saw this, he didn't expect Xiao Yu to have such a skill, and laughed loudly: "Xiao Yu, you are still so smart!!!"
The broker on one side couldn't help laughing, covering his mouth and laughing.
Xiao Yu called Li Luo, turned around and went back to the inn to wash her hands. Without looking back, she said loudly to Zhang Jun: "You failed the test! Go back to your parents!"
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