"Hahaha! This travel agency is doing a great job...!"
After the tour group left Xianyang, Zhang Han went to the palace to attend the morning court the next day, swinging his arms and full of energy.
Whenever I meet someone, I will take the initiative to say hello, and I can’t even hide the smile on my face!
"Lao Zhang, are you picking up money?"
Although the other ministers were puzzled, they did not dare to say anything. After all, Zhang Han's official position was here, and he was still His Majesty's father-in-law. What should he do if he said the wrong thing and offended him?
But Wang Ben couldn't tolerate him, so he asked if he had anything.
"In my opinion, it's not necessarily just picking up the money. If you can't keep it all, it's just another excuse to hide your private money!"
"Yeah! It's very possible! Look at this old guy, he's grinning so happily that he's almost reaching his ears!"
"No! This is just the fat point. If he were two pounds lighter, this old guy would be so happy that he could fly...!"
Kang Anping and Meng Yi also spoke one after another and made sarcastic remarks.
This time is the peak period for everyone to enter the palace in the morning, and almost all civil and military officials enter the palace at this time.
Zhang Han's enthusiasm was not as high as it is today. It was so abnormal that it was difficult for everyone not to be suspicious!
"What do you know?"
Zhang Han was in a good mood at this time and was too lazy to argue with them. After glancing at a few old guys, he continued to move forward happily.
As before, I still take the initiative to say hello to everyone I see.
Even for those minor officials on the corner, he took the initiative to step forward.
The petty officials were confused and flattered.
"Hey! Lao Zhang, can you calm down? You're scaring me!"
"that is!"
The old guys guessed that something was wrong with him, so they took two quick steps and chased after him.
It was so abnormal. If they didn't figure it out, they would have been thinking about it the whole morning, always wondering what happy event had happened to this old guy to make him so happy?
In his current state, he is probably happier than when he got married, right?
"Lao Zhang, there are no outsiders here. Tell us, did you hide your private money again? Or did your wife give you a day off and allow you to sleep in the study?"
It was still early, so several people pulled Zhang Han to a corner and asked mysteriously.
"Get out, get out, get out! Get out of here! Who...who hid private money?"
Zhang Han felt that these words were inappropriate, so he turned around and left.
But before he could take a step forward, Kang Anping threatened him, "I say Lao Zhang, if you don't tell me today, we will only think that you are hiding your private money, and we will have to talk to my wife later!"
Zhang Han accidentally let it slip before and told a few old guys where he hid his private money.
From then on, these guys used this to threaten him no matter what happened, and he could only compromise every time.
But this time it was different.
Zhang Han didn't even frown, and the smile on his face was even wider than before, "Hey! Okay! Go! Go quickly! I'll ask for leave from your Majesty on your behalf!"
This operation directly confused a few old guys.
Everyone, look at me and I'll look at you!
Is this wrong?
Whenever this matter was mentioned before, Zhang Han would definitely compromise and quickly silence himself to prevent them from leaking the news!
Today, my back is straight and I don’t even have a hint of guilty expression!
"What? Lao Zhang? Did you change your private house with money?"
After thinking for a long time, Kang Anping asked suspiciously.
It seems that this guy has found a more suitable place and moved all the money he had hidden before.
Even if they file a complaint without any evidence, it won't cause any big trouble.
Otherwise, he wouldn't be so confident!
"Humph! What private money? I have no idea what you are talking about!"
Zhang Han's head shook and he was very proud.
"Huh?"
This state surprised everyone again.
"Lao Zhang, could it be that... my wife is traveling far away?"
Seeing Zhang Han being so arrogant and beautiful, and not having a trace of fear on his wife's face, Kang Anping started thinking and imagining boldly.
"Huh? You...how do you know?"
As expected, this deception directly revealed the truth.
"Hahaha! Is it really because my wife is not at home that your tail is raised to the sky?"
"I'm just telling you! My heart usually beats wildly when I hear Madam's surname. Why are you so arrogant today!"
"Haha, Lao Zhang, that's all you can do...!"
Several old guys heard the sound and burst into laughter.
"Before I went on an expedition, I heard His Majesty say something by chance, which is that when the tiger is not at home, the monkey is the king! Today I really realized it, hahaha!"
Wang Ben was holding his stomach, laughing so hard that he couldn't stand upright.
Who would have thought that a high official in the dynasty, the Minister of Household Affairs, and the pillar of the country would be afraid of his wife.
Looking at the entire Da Qin, I guess he is the only one.
Madam is not at home, how can she make him look like this.
Walk with a breeze, a smile on your face, and take the initiative to say hello to everyone you meet.
I have never seen him so full of energy during the Chinese New Year!
"What do you know? I stood up, hahaha...!"
A few old guys were sarcastic, but Zhang Han seemed not to have heard anything. He still held his head high and couldn't hide the joy in his heart. "Lao Wang, Lao Meng, the morning court will be held later. Don't leave, let's fight." Two games of mahjong, then drinking in a restaurant, I won’t come back until I’m drunk, haha!”
Madam is not at home, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, he must have fun!
I don’t know when I will have such an opportunity next time, but I have to enjoy it!
"OK!"
"There is a treat, and you would be a fool not to go!"
"Lao Zhang, do you want to go to a brothel...?"
The old guys agreed without even thinking about it.
There aren't many opportunities for this old coward to take the initiative to pay for it.
Kang Anping raised his eyebrows at him with a smirk on his face, encouraging him to visit a brothel!
"Well... let's forget it!"
Zhang Han was somewhat tempted at first, but after careful consideration, he still waved his hand and refused.
Drinking and playing mahjong are trivial matters, and it doesn't matter if someone talks to my wife later.
If he really went to a brothel and was discovered by his wife, would the entire Zhang Mansion be demolished?
He will never think about peace for the rest of his life.
You can't ruin your stable life for the rest of your life just for a moment of pleasure!
"Hahaha!"
Seeing Zhang Han's cowardly look, several people suddenly burst into hearty laughter.
"It seems that my wife is traveling with the tour group!"
Meng Yi guessed.
This time the travel agency opened for business, and a large number of official family members traveled together, including several of his family members.
"Hahaha, you really were fooled!"
Zhang Han nodded with joy on his face.
"Look at your potential, you weren't as happy as you when I took a concubine!"
Kang Anping hated him for not fighting.
"Quickly pull her down. She is so happy even when the wife is not here. He doesn't even dare to think about taking a concubine!"
"Haha! You are right!"
Chunyu Yue and Meng Yi spoke one after another, constantly sarcastic.
"What's the benefit of having a concubine? It makes the house full of chaos!"
Zhang Han scoffed.
"Haha! That's not necessarily the case! Look at those people in my family, they never quarrel!"
Kang Anping pursed his lips in the direction of his home, feeling quite proud.
"Yes! Those people in your family really don't quarrel and work together very well! I heard that after His Majesty's luxury store opened last time, we bought jewelry for his wife together. Within a few days, you spent a huge amount of money again. Did you buy jewelry for the little ones in your family?”
Zhang Han had heard of this kind of tidbits.
There is no way, Xianyang City is so big, if anyone has something to do, it will be opened as soon as it is passed.
The servants were chatting in the yard, and he didn't even want to listen!
"You...how did you know?"
Kang Anping's face seemed a little confused, and his eyes began to dodge.
Indeed, as Zhang Han said, the last time the children in the family saw that he bought jewelry for his wife without taking their share, they were immediately unhappy.
I don't know whether it was through discussion or something else, but they all closed their doors tightly and refused to let him in for several days.
There was no other way, in order to regain the embrace of beauties, he could only buy a few more items to make them happy!
Unexpectedly, this matter spread out, and even Zhang Han knew about it!
"Hahaha! Is there such a thing?"
Several other old guys were quite surprised. They stared at Kang Anping curiously.
"Okay, okay, hurry up and go to court, the other ministers are here!"
In order to ease the embarrassment, Kang Anping quickly changed the topic and walked towards the Qilin Hall without looking back.
Originally, he was trying to make fun of Zhang Hanxun, but he didn't expect that it would eventually turn to him!
