Just when Ling Si was curious, the chamberlain, known as Xiao Liu'er, smiled sternly and turned the huge watermelon in a circle.
It turned out that on the other side, there was a firecracker as thick as a baby's arm tied with a thin string.
There was no way, time was too tight, and I couldn't find one with a thick adult arm. I could only find this one that was slightly thinner.
Fortunately, His Highness the Crown Prince only asked him to find a firecracker as thick as an arm, and did not specify how thick it should be. He had barely completed the task, right?
"You...what do you want to do?"
Seeing this, Ling Si felt a bad premonition arise in his heart.
Why is this bitch treating herself to watermelon? She is going to collapse!
"Captain Ling, I'm really sorry!"
After saying that, Xiao Liuer blew the fire stick in his hand twice and started to light the fuse.
"Bah..."
The fuse was lit and Xiao Liuer quickly retreated.
Good guy, this thing is no joke, it is definitely very powerful!
Ling Si was the same, his hands and feet were not restrained, so he couldn't just watch himself being destroyed, so he quickly hid behind him.
However, he still took a step slower. As soon as he turned around, before he could take two steps, there was a huge roar behind him.
"boom……"
The gunpowder formula in firecrackers is definitely different from that of land buds and cannonballs. Although the sound is deafening, the power is not that great.
Ling Si, who had already run a few steps, was not injured, but was covered in watermelon juice!
"call……"
After the explosion, Ling Si patted his chest and let out a long sigh of relief.
Apart from the broken pieces of watermelon and watermelon seeds all over his body, there were no injuries.
My heart was beating so hard that it almost jumped out of my mouth!
"His Royal Highness, the last general..."
Ling Si grimaced, and was about to explain that he had really done nothing to offend the prince, and hoped that Ying Feiyu could give him some advice.
If he continued like this, he would be fine physically, but he couldn't bear it in his heart.
The torture must go crazy!
But when he looked up, he found that at some point, another firecracker had appeared in Xiao Zhengtai's hand, which was almost the same as the one on the watermelon just now!
At this moment, he was walking towards him carrying a firecracker, and in the other hand was the strange stick that was still flashing with electric sparks!
He was so frightened that he choked back the second half of his sentence, and quickly knelt down and begged for mercy, "Too... too... Your Highness, please go around me? I really don't know where I went wrong! You Stop torturing the little one!"
After a lot of struggle, Ling Si's previous arrogance was almost worn away, and his psychological defense was about to collapse.
"Hmph! I don't know what's wrong? Didn't you sue the prince?"
Ying Feiyu looked at him with cold sweat on his forehead and immediately rolled his eyes.
"A complaint...?"
After hearing this, Ling Si seemed to have remembered something and hurriedly knelt down on the ground, "Your Highness, please forgive me. The last bicycle incident caused a huge sensation in Xianyang City, causing thousands of people to rush to the palace. In order to avoid the accident. , the general’s responsibilities must be reported to His Majesty!”
"Hmph! You kid still hasn't told the truth, right?"
Ying Feiyu snorted coldly, called for the two of them to come over, and lifted Ling Si up.
Then he put the thick firecracker against Ling Si's lower abdomen, slowly slid it down, and finally stuffed it into his pants, leaving only the fuse exposed!
"I believe Captain Ling also saw the watermelon just now! If this prince lights this fuse, guess what the consequences will be...?"
Ying Feiyu smiled contemptuously, raised his chin towards him, and then covered his mouth in pretending to be surprised, "Ah! I heard that Lieutenant Ling has not had any children since he got married, right? That would be bad. Once this prince If you light this fuse, your Ling family will have no heirs! If your wives and concubines know that they have lost half their lifetime of sexual happiness, will they leave you?"
"There are also those girls and beauties in the Goulan tiles. I don't know what they will think when they learn that Captain Ling... um...!"
"Tsk tsk..."
Ying Feiyu smiled while helping Ling Si imagine the consequences of lighting firecrackers.
In fact, he didn't even need to think about it. When the little shot pressed the thick firecracker against his lower abdomen, he was already paralyzed and had no strength. He was only supported by the two little eunuchs holding him!
Such a big firecracker exploded a huge watermelon into pieces.
Even if it wasn't stuffed into his pants, if it just exploded in his lower abdomen, his dick would definitely not be saved!
Then he will still be Ling Xiaowei in the future?
Everyone in the palace has to call him Ling Lai Shi instead!
From a majestic Heibingtai captain, he turned into a handyman in the palace, serving tea and water.
Why not be laughed to death?
"No...no...no, Your Highness, don't do this!"
The cold sweat on Ling Si's head flowed down like a heavy rain, and his head shook like a rattle.
"Don't be like this? Then you want me to give you a pleasure?"
Ying Feiyu opened the electric baton in his other hand, and the crackling sound sounded again.
Ling Si looked at the flashing stick, then turned his head and looked at the dead dogs lying on the ground, his expression became even more ugly!
If this thing comes up with a pestle, your life will be lost.
Not as good as that firecracker! Even if you don’t protect everything, you can still save your life!
"Your Highness the Crown Prince... Your Highness the Crown Prince, if you want to know anything, just ask directly. I really can't stand it anymore!"
"Your Highness, please let me go...!"
I don't know if Xiao Zheng was too frightened, but there was a cry in Ling Si's voice begging for mercy.
He really couldn't do anything about this kid.
I can't resist, I can't move, I can only suffer here.
At this moment, besides begging for mercy, he really had no other option!
Before giving in, he kept calling himself the final general.
It's better now, every sentence is small, and what you say is called Shunliu!
"Okay! I will give you some more tips...!"
Ying Feiyu pondered for a moment, glanced at him, and saw that he was nodding faster than pounding garlic, and then said with a sneer: "Pick up your head and think about it carefully. After today's morning meeting, you will report to the emperor." What?"
"This morning...?"
With the reminder, Ling Si naturally couldn't let go of this opportunity. His eyes wandered back and forth in his eye sockets, trying to remember.
In just a moment, his eyes lit up, "Your Highness the Crown Prince... Your Highness the Crown Prince! I remembered it all!"
"Then say it!"
Ying Feiyu slowly pressed the switch of the electric baton, and the sparks disappeared instantly.
Ling Si felt relieved a lot!
"Your Highness the Crown Prince, after today's morning court, the secret guards of Heibingtai came to report that the ministers were surrounding you, Your Highness the Crown Prince! I was afraid that they would do something, so I quickly came to protect you! Who knew they were begging for help? His Royal Highness has installed the electricity, so I feel relieved and go to report to His Majesty!"
Ling Si quickly reported today's events truthfully.
