In the game "World of Warcraft", Ratchet City has only one route to Booty Bay, but in the real Azeroth, Ratchet City, as a famous commercial city of goblins, certainly cannot have only one route.
In fact, according to Mikaela's observation, Ratchet City, as a neutral goblin commercial city, has routes with all other forces. In addition to the Booty Bay route that already exists in the game, there are also the night elves' Auberdine and There are routes to the human port of Menethil. As for Gadgetzan, which is also a goblin commercial city, Ratchet City also has routes.
In addition, Gadgetzan is an inland city, and the water route is not direct. Instead, it goes to Steamwheedle Port, a port in the east of Tanaris, and then takes the land route to Gadgetzan.
No, Mikaela bought a ticket and boarded the ship, preparing to go to Gadgetzan. This ship was a merchant ship and a passenger ship sailing from the night elf Auberdine. Ratchet City was a stopover, and then headed to Hot Springs. Sand Harbor.
As soon as they got on the boat, Torina spoke in her head: "Micaela, are you going to buy a house in the desert? Isn't that stupid? You won't really listen to the nonsense of that deceitful Goblin Bank employee!"
"Don't take me for a fool."
As Michaela walked into the cabin and looked for her room, she said, "Tolina, please bring up the game map of Tanaris and take a look."
"The game map is a reduced version of the real map. It can only be approximated and cannot be guaranteed to be consistent."
While speaking, Torina used her ability to call up the game map of Tanaris and looked at it like this: "Huh?"
Michaela said: "How's it going? Did you find the problem?"
Torina said "Yeah": "Tanaris is obviously a coastal area.
Logically speaking, the area should be very humid, but why is the landscape a desert? "
This is of course because of the magical geography of Azeroth!
Michaela also continued: "So, my real idea is not to buy a house in Gadgetzan at all, but to buy a coastal villa with a basement in Steamwheedle Port!"
A warlock's study of demon summoning spells requires a sealed environment without light, so a warlock's home basically has a basement, and Mikayla also needs to communicate with evil gods, so she needs a sealed environment like a basement.
As for coastal villas, we all know that they have always been a symbol of luxury. That’s why you can watch "World of Warcraft: Opening the Metaverse" so that your villa is close to the sea.
Other than that, of course, continue to stay away from Sal's eyes.
After all, Ratchet City is in a barren area of the tribal territory, but when it comes to Tanaris, it is a neutral land, and Thrall's eyes will not exist at all.
"Also, Gadgetzan is also the seat of the Mithril Society and the Master of Goblin Engineering."
"In order to continue to improve my smelting skills and engineering skills, it is really necessary to go there and see it," Micaela said.
Hearing this, Torina also admitted: "It seems that we need to go to Tanaris."
What?
Marlenia?
Don't worry, the siblings have mutual feelings and Malenia will come to them.
"Oh, I found it."
At this time, Mikaela came to the door of the cabin marked on the ticket. It was a week's journey from Ratchet City to Hotsand Port, so she must find a room to sleep.
As a ship in the magical world, the cabin door is equipped with a magic lock that corresponds to the ship ticket, similar to the room card system of a hotel on Earth.
Michaela picked up the ticket
Touching the door handle lightly, the magic lock opened, so he pushed the door open and entered.
"ah!"
However, as soon as the door was opened, a scream came from the cabin, which startled Michaela. There were actually roommates in the cabin, and more importantly:
"A beautiful woman was changing her clothes, and you happened to bump into her."
Torina jumped out to show off her presence: "Michaela, according to the traditional routine, will you still accidentally collapse on the other person, and do it mouth to mouth?"
roll……
"boom!"
Maybe it was because of the waves, or maybe it was because of other reasons, the whole hull shook, Mikaela
The soles of his feet were unstable at the same time as the beauty who was changing clothes, and she stumbled and fell to the ground. Michaela happened to be pressed on top of the beauty, mouth to mouth.
"It's really a traditional routine!" Torina complained.
In this way, Michaela looked at the beautiful woman who was changing clothes under her, and the beautiful woman looked directly at Michaela who was pressing on her.
The atmosphere at the scene fell into embarrassment, and the more Michaela looked at the beautiful woman under her, the more familiar she looked, especially the green hair. She always felt like she had seen it before...
"Michaela, you bastard."
The beautiful woman changing clothes called out Michaela's name, which surprised the latter. At the same time, a red mist representing anger bloomed all over the beautiful woman, and then:
"boxing!"
"Bang!"
"ah!"
Torina jumped out and said: "Our protagonist Mikayla was very embarrassed this time. She was punched by the green-haired beauty to the ceiling and then smashed back to the floor. Fortunately, the hull was strong, otherwise Mikayla might have smashed through the floor. , fell into the lower cargo hold."
Finally, Torina added: "Michaela, are you okay?"
How could it be possible that Michaela, a caster with such a small body, would be fine?
, he took out a green life stone, crushed it and absorbed the life force in it, and then he felt relieved.
"I remembered."
Mikaela stood up and looked at the green-haired beauty who had just put on a vest and said, "You are Little Green!"
"My name is not Xiaolu, don't give me random nicknames. My name is Alot - Yuxing, from Silver Wing Sentinel..."
Arlot was stunned in the middle of her words, because at this time, she was no longer a Silver Wing Sentinel, but became an adventurer.
But Michaela was not going to let her go: "Hey, Xiaolu, you Silver Winged Sentinel is not staying in Ashenvale, why are you here? Besides, this is my room!"
"I am no longer a Silver Sentinel, I am an adventurer now."
Not to be outdone, Arlot shouted: "Also, this is my room, you should get out!"
Michaela asked: "What's your room? Do you have a ticket?"
Arlot asked, "Do you have a ticket?"
Then, the two of them took out their tickets at the same time and took a look.
Protruding!
The two of them widened their eyes at the same time, because the room numbers on the two tickets were exactly the same, which meant that they were really roommates!
Wait, that’s not right!
Michaela and Arlot looked around the interior of the cabin at the same time, and found that apart from basic furniture such as tables and chairs, there was only one bed. How could they sleep?
"Men and women sleep together, how easy it is."
Torina made a sarcastic remark: "Michaela, you have slept with many women anyway, so just treat it as one more."
roll!
What does "sleeping with many women" mean? I am a serious person, a serious person, a serious person. I say important things three times. I will not do this kind of thing!
"Ding ding ding!"
At this moment, the bell on the ship rang, indicating that the ship was weighing anchor and leaving port to begin its long voyage.
Michaela glanced at Arlott, and Arlott glanced at Michaela.
"Damn it!"
"Damn it!"
The two of them spoke at the same time, then rushed out of the room and ran to the deck to see that the ship had left the port and it was too late to change ships now.
what to do?
The two of them rushed to the cabin at the same time again, found the crew office, and applied to the goblin staff to change rooms.
However:
"impossible."
The goblin staff replied: "The number of people going to Tanaris has suddenly increased recently. All our rooms are full, and there are not enough vacancies to replace the guests. Besides..."
The goblin staff looked at the configuration of the two elves in front of them, a man and a woman, and said sourly: "You two are both elves anyway, and you are a man and a woman. It would not be good to simply sleep together."
Michaela and Arlot said in unison: "Get out! Who is talking to him (her
)Same! "
Then, Michaela spoke first: "I am a blood elf, a descendant of high elves."
After Michaela finished speaking, Arlot immediately answered: "I am a night elf, the successor of the ancient elf empire."
Summarize:
"We are different!" Michaela and Arlot said in unison again.
"Ah...ah?"
The goblin staff looked at the two people (elves) in front of them singing and talking in a coordinated manner. They were stunned for a few seconds before they recovered and said directly:
"Our ship also handles marriages. We offer a 10% discount for a one-time payment. Do you want to get married?"
"ah!"
Michaela and Arlot raised their right hands to cover their faces at the same time, and said in unison: "This
What a bullshit staff! "
As soon as the words were spoken, Michaela and Arlot felt something was wrong, and turned to look at each other at the same time, saying in unison again:
"Don't imitate me!"
"ah!"
Looking at the two elves in front of them who looked like husband and wife, the goblin staff said again: "Are you really not planning to get married?"
"roll!"
"roll!"
In this way, the two had no choice but to walk back to the room.
"Since there was no choice, the only choice was for men and women to sleep together. Michaela immediately used her romantic skills and hugged Arlot directly in the room, then moved her hands up and down, flying up and down, up and down..."
After thinking about it, I know that the above content is all nonsense by Torina. Michaela is a serious person. He will not attack Arlot. What Michaela wants to do in the room is:
"Summon the devil!"
Ripples of magic circulated in the room, and soon a door to the void opened from Mikaela's side.
"Michaela, what do you want to do?"
Arlot had even taken out a long sword from his pocket, ready to deal with Michaela's sudden attack.
Ran goose.
The void door used to summon demons flashed for a few seconds and then closed on its own, without any demons appearing at all.
What is Michaela doing?
Torina said: "Let me explain the situation to you!"
It turned out that Michaela wanted to summon the succubus Melina to prove that she had no thoughts about Arlot, but Melina in the void told Michaela:
"Master, I haven't been feeling well lately." Torina imitated Melina's charming tone and said.
"What's the inconvenience? You are a demon and not a human being. Could it be that you still have an aunt?" Torina said, imitating Michaela's tone.
"host
Humans, no, of course we demons don’t have an aunt, but demons also have demon problems. Anyway, it’s inconvenient for me. Come back next time, okay? I love you, Bo. "Tolina once again imitated Melina's charming tone and said.
In other words, now Mikaela can only look at Arlott, but of course other contracted demons can also be summoned.
Torina reminded Mikaela: "You can summon the Demon Guard Hanama, or the Void Messenger Armstrong."
Are two brothers worth the devil?
Torina what are you thinking!
Wouldn’t that be even more misunderstood by others!
All in all, all in all, Michaela and Arlott looked at each other like this until the evening.
Just at this time……
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