"Second Master, please tell me carefully. I will serve you."
Qingwen was very diligent at this time and took the initiative to serve Jia Lian.
But Jia Lian looked at her face that was red from the smell of alcohol and shook his head, thinking that if he served her, he would definitely end up on the bed, and then she would be even more disgusted by Sister Feng.
In addition, he didn't like to eat things made of glutinous rice, so he took it after thinking that Sister Feng had specially sent it to him.
After eating two tricks, when Wang Xifeng was invisible inside, he called two girls and fed one to the other.
The two little girls seemed to like it very much. They chewed as much as they could and looked at the inner room guiltily.
Jia Lian felt very satisfied when he saw these two stunning little girls eating such round things, reluctant to swallow them in one bite, holding them in their mouths like hamsters eating. So he repeated his old trick, and one person poured two more pills in, and then called it a day.
When Sister Feng came out, she saw that Jia Lian had put the bowl on the high table next to her, and she was a little surprised.
"Since you like to eat, why don't you ask someone to bring you a bowl?"
Jia Lian took the handkerchief from Qingwen, wiped his mouth, and said with a smile: "No need, it's late at night, you won't be able to digest after eating too much."
Sister Feng stopped talking, because she saw that Jia Lian really wanted to go with her to serve Jia Mu, so she persuaded her: "That's it, you don't have to go there. You have business tomorrow. It's enough for me to be with the old lady." ”
Sister Feng said in her heart, you don’t have to recruit people who are greedy!
Although Youshi and others had hidden glances before, as a woman, she could naturally tell that those women might have ill intentions towards her man.
He didn't rush over and sat next to Jia Lian. He found that they didn't show any money, so he asked with a smile: "Can you just fight like this? You can't decide whether to win or lose money?"
Jia Lian hugged her waist and said with a smile: "What's the point of fighting them for money? I gave them all their money. If I want to fight them, it would be fun to fight with a rich woman like you."
Wang Xifeng was embarrassed and laughed, but fortunately Jia Lian was not excessive, so after glaring at Jia Lian, she joked: "Why, isn't my money your money? Or, Mr. Lian is now prosperous, and he earns Afraid of suffering too much, you want to split the bill with me?"
Wang Xifeng was using a joke to talk about business.
That was exactly what she was worried about. She knew very well that Jia Lian, who became the commander of the Military and Horse Division, would definitely make more money than her in the future!
In the past, she could control Jia Lian's finances because almost all the money was earned by her. Now, she definitely can't control it anymore. Jia Lian was able to send all the emperor's rewards to her as soon as possible today. In fact, she was very happy and guilty.
She still remembered that when Jia Lian asked her for silver, she searched and bargained for it, and finally gave him five hundred taels.
This time Jia Lian sent her back more than two thousand taels of pure gold and silver... She naturally blushed.
At the same time, she was also afraid that if Jia Lian decided to split the account with her, it would greatly damage her face.
Jia Lian understood what she meant. In fact, Jia Lian had really thought about counterattacking Sister Feng the way she had treated him before.
After thinking about it later, I decided to forget it. If Sister Feng remained as well-behaved as she is now, there would be no need to break her heart. Moreover, Jia Lian knew that Sister Feng was a bit obsessed with money. If she split the accounts with her, she would definitely have bad thoughts. It would be better to be more generous. Maybe for the sake of money, she would be more accommodating.
So he smiled and said: "I don't have this idea, but if you want to break up, I don't mind."
When dealing with someone with strong opinions like Sister Feng, you just can't speak your mind fully, otherwise it will be easy for her to manipulate you.
Qingwen didn't understand the confrontation between Jia Lian and Sister Feng. She even explained to Sister Feng: "Although we don't make money, it's more interesting than making money.
The second master said that whoever loses will be fined three drinks, which must be finished. Either tell a joke or sing a fresh song, whether it is a joke or a song, if you tell it poorly or sing it poorly, you will be punished. "
"What punishment?" Sister Feng really found such rules interesting.
Qingwen immediately sat up straight and said: "There are two options for punishment, one is 'truth' and the other is 'dare',"
She seemed to understand that Sister Feng definitely didn't understand, so she started to explain without asking Qingwen: "To be honest, if you let the other party ask a question, you must not lie, otherwise... otherwise Chu Gong will fall into the bucket..."
When Sister Feng heard this, she sighed.
The so-called clean bucket is naturally the "toilet" that wealthy people put in their houses for using the toilet. Sister Feng didn't want to think that they would make such a disgusting oath.
"What is a big adventure?"
"Just let the other party make a decision. No matter how embarrassing it is, it must be completed, otherwise..."
"Okay." Sister Feng didn't want to hear "otherwise", so as not to dirty her ears.
She thought about this rule carefully, and found it to be fresh and interesting, and very much to her liking. If time allowed, she really wanted to sit down and play with them for a while.
At the same time, I also understood that it was no wonder that Xiang Ling and Qing Wen were both blushing, but Jia Lian seemed fine. It must be that after the two little girls were treated, they would rather have a few glasses of wine than choose the latter.
Qingwen was just thinking about the crowds and the excitement. Seeing that Sister Feng seemed to be interested, she immediately smiled and said: "Second Grandma, do you want to play with us? By the way, Second Master lost the most in the last game, and it's time for him to accept the punishment. Second Master, you are Choose to tell jokes or sing songs?”
Qingwen has already thought that with Sister Feng's influence, no matter how good Jia Lian's jokes are, she will not let him pass because he bullied her and Xiang Ling before!
"I choose to have three glasses of wine."
"Oh, Second Master, you are so boring... Just tell a joke. Second Grandma has been tired for a day, so just tell her a joke..."
Seeing this, Sister Feng shook her head and said to herself that even if two little girls whose hair was not fully grown wanted to play tricks on Jia Lian, I couldn't even play with him!
So he rarely agreed with Qingwen, and said with a smile: "If you have a good joke, give me one, and I will use it to make the old lady happy. Over the past few hours, my stomach has been hollowed out, and I can make up for it from you. repair."
Jia Lian finally got rid of Qingwen's entanglement, "Since Second Grandma said so, then I will reward you with one?"
"Then thank you, Mr. Lian..."
The couple was still pretending to be polite.
This time, even Ping'er, who was behind, took a stool and sat on it.
So Jia Lian straightened his body, thought for a while, and said: "It was also the Lantern Festival of the same year, and the three young daughters-in-law of the farm family sat together and chatted..."
Everyone was sitting upright, and they knew from the very beginning that Second Master Lian would tell a story that was both appropriate and funny.
"They talked for a long time, and the topic they talked about was gone. The second child suddenly laughed in a low voice..."
"say what?"
When telling jokes, the most important thing is that others listen carefully and are willing to laugh at you. Because Qingwen and she were wrapped in the same quilt, he held one of Qingwen's little feet in his arms with one hand and continued to say seriously while admiring it:
"She said: Last night I quietly touched my man's butt and found that it was actually cold.
The eldest brother and the third child were secretly surprised when they heard this. "
Ping'er and others all blushed. In this era, it's not that there are no dirty jokes, it's just that they are not in good taste.
I even felt that what Jia Lian said was unreasonable. How could a sister-in-law say such shameful things? Fortunately, there are no outsiders here, and Sister Feng and others can't bear to disturb them. Qingwen just took this opportunity to hide her shame.
"The next day, the third child suddenly said to the second child: You are right, I also discovered that I touched my man last night, and his butt was indeed cold. It's amazing, you Do you know the reason for this?"
"Yes, human...how can it be cold?"
Xiangling and Qingwen were confused, why is a person's butt cold? If Sister Feng were not present, they would all be tempted to touch Jia Lian's butt to verify it on the spot.
Even Sister Feng couldn't help but frown at this time. She seemed to mean something, but she didn't.
Moreover, this joke is not funny at all.
"On the morning of the third day, my sister-in-law's face was covered with bruises and her eyes were full of tears. When she saw the second and third children, she said angrily:
I don't believe you two narrow-minded ghosts anymore. I touched my man's butt last night and couldn't help but say, "Hey, it's strange. His second uncle's and third uncle's butts are both cold, so why are you?" Is it hot? '"
"Pfft~"
But it was Ping'er who touched the point of laughter first, laughed out loud, and then quickly covered his mouth.
Sister Feng and others gradually came to realize that they wanted to laugh but didn't think it was funny. After all, there was a sister-in-law at home!
Sister Feng looked at Jia Lian and said, "Is your joke just a joke, or does it mean something else?"
Jia Lian was there, "Since it's a joke, of course it's just a joke, what else can it mean? If you don't think it's funny, I'll tell you another one."
But Sister Feng laughed again, and stood up: "You just arrange the people, you arrange me, that's all. If the old lady hears this, it depends on what you say."
Then he said to Qingwen and Xiangling: "You two, don't just encourage your second master to drink. I won't be back for a while. If you have had enough trouble, I will help your second master to go to bed early. Do you hear me?"
The two girls nodded quickly
Sister Feng knew it was not good to delay any further, so she smiled, rolled her eyes at Jia Lian, and led Ping'er out. Walking to the corridor outside, the more I thought about it, the more interesting the joke Jia Lian told me became, and I couldn't help laughing out loud, which made the women and girls who followed me confused.
How come Second Mistress Lian has become so hopeless? Isn't it just a meeting with Second Master that makes her so successful?
In the room, as soon as Sister Feng and others left, Qingwen turned to Jia Lian and asked: "Second master, second master, is it true that someone's buttocks will be cold? Or, the second daughter-in-law is deliberately telling them to lie to them? What about the third daughter-in-law?" It’s also said to be cold…”
They all understood why the eldest daughter-in-law was beaten, and found it very funny, but they couldn't quite figure out the whole story.
Xiang Ling said weakly: "Sister Qingwen, it should be the two of them who had discussed in advance to work together to deceive the eldest grandma... No, they deceived their eldest sister-in-law."
Jia Lian glanced at Xiang Ling and felt really sorry for her humility. She could easily call a fictional character in a story "Grandma". Did she position herself as a servant anytime and anywhere?
"Second Master, is that so?"
Jia smiled and shook his head: "The joke is meaningless after the explanation. Just understand it yourself. Now you think, have I passed the test?"
"without……"
Qingwen also wanted Jia Lian to tell the truth, but when Jia Lian looked at her, she felt guilty. What's more, Xiang Ling over there raised their hands to express approval, so they had no choice but to stop.
It wasn't until the fourth watch that Sister Feng came back to bed exhausted.
At this time, the lights in the room were still on, and everything was put away on the kang outside. Xiangling and Qingwen, with red faces, fell asleep on the kang together.
Sister Feng couldn't help but frown when she saw it. When she entered the inner room, she found that Jia Lian was sleeping alone and had already fallen asleep.
After looking at Jia Lian for a few times, he couldn't help lowering his head, kissed Jia Lian gently, and then came out. Just when Ping'er saw two unruly little girls, he was about to wake them up.
"Forget it, let them sleep here.
They are all your second master's darlings. I don't know how much wine I drank with him, so he must be drunk.
Let's torment them once, and your second master will know later and won't make them unhappy.
It's too late at night. Go get me some water and speak softly. Your second master has also fallen asleep. "
So Sister Feng tidied up briefly and went to bed with Jia Lian.
After Ping'er also packed up the things in the second room, he fetched water and washed his feet, locked the door, and slept in the east night watch room.
