In Danqu Village, Mengtou Village, and Dangshi Village, Zhang He and the other three villages placed many hammers, cannons, and rocks, and they stood firm and refused to fight.
Lei Tong led his troops up the mountain to capture the camp, only to see hammering wood, cannons and rocks falling straight from Dangqu Village on the mountain.
Cao's troops from Dangshi and Mengtou villages came out from the left and right. Upon seeing this, Lei Tong quickly led his troops to retreat.
Zhang He laughed loudly, "Thief with ring eyes, do you dare to attack my third village?"
Lei Tong was defeated and looked ashamed, but Zhang Fei did not punish him.
Even if he personally led the army to attack, it would be a fool's errand to conquer these three villages.
"Zhang He does have two skills."
Zhang Fei then whispered: "My nephew! Damn Zhang He is crazy about your third uncle again!"
"What's the clever plan? My eldest nephew, come quickly! Third uncle is going to defeat Zhang He twice!"
Liu Mang shook his head, "The three villages are at odds with each other, so a forceful attack will never succeed."
Zhang Fei was greatly disappointed when he heard this, "Oh! I didn't expect that even my eldest nephew could do nothing with Zhang He's bastard shell!"
Liu Mang rolled his eyes in return, "Third uncle, who said I can't do anything?"
"At this time, we need you, Third Uncle, to take advantage of your low quality!"
Low Quality?
Zhang Fei blushed and defended: "Nonsense! Your third uncle is good at meticulous painting and is a master of Taoyuan School of Painting!"
"Third uncle, you got drunk and angrily slapped the postal supervisor, causing my father to lose his official position!"
"Nonsense! Your third uncle has spent all his family wealth to fight with your father and your second uncle against the Yellow Turbans, and the three heroes will fight against Lu Bu!"
"Third uncle, you were drunk and beat Cao Bao, causing my father to lose Xuzhou, and you also lost me at the same time!"
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Seeing his eldest nephew's eloquent tongue, Zhang Fei cursed angrily: "You traitor! Your third uncle and I are of low quality!"
Liu Mang gave a thumbs up and said with a smile: "My third uncle can bend and stretch, he is really a man!"
"As long as this is done, Zhang He will be defeated!"
A few days ago, Zhang Fei made a move to attack the city, and his subordinates Xing Daorong, Lei Tong, Fan Jiang, and Zhang Da took turns to attack the mountain.
As a result, they all returned in vain and many soldiers were injured.
On the fifth day, Zhang Fei took the jar of wine and sat down at the foot of the mountain to drink, as if he had lost everything.
"General, you said before that you must not drink alcohol during the march!"
"Are you teaching me, Lao Zhang, how to do things? Pull me out and give me a whip first!"
Zhang Fei took matters into his own hands and beat Fan Jiang. Zhang Da begged for mercy, but Zhang Fei also punished him.
In front of Zhang He, Zhang Fei angrily slapped his men and whipped the officers, all of which Zhang He could clearly see.
"Thieves with ring eyes, this is a taboo for military strategists!"
Zhang He had long heard about Zhang Fei's drunken incident in Xuzhou, and he couldn't help but roll his eyes.
Who would have thought that after Zhang Fei whipped Fan Jiang and Zhang Da, he got extremely drunk and cursed directly at the mountain!
The sound is like thunder and the momentum is like a galloping horse!
Zhang Fei's voice is absolutely amazing!
"Zhang He is a thief!"
"You have rat eyes, a hooked nose, splayed eyebrows, windy ears, a big turned mouth, yellow teeth, a chicken neck, a rotten neck, long and short hands, big and small hands, chicken breasts, dog belly, and a waist of rice."
"Do you think you are still a human being like this? If I were you, I would hang myself!"
Zhang He was furious when he heard this, and his subordinates advised him: "General, don't get angry!"
Zhang He pushed his subordinates away and cursed at Zhang Fei: "Thief with ring eyes! You are a black coal-like thing. You say such vicious words. Be careful and you may die!"
Zhang Fei took a sip of wine, moistened his throat, and said with a smile: "Even if I die, I will still use you as my backer!"
Zhang He scolded angrily: "Thief with ring eyes, you speak dirty words, be careful when you have a son without sex!"
Zhang Fei couldn't stop laughing, and when it came to trolling people, besides Liu Mang, there were also Crouching Dragon and Phoenix chicks in their family!
"You gave birth to the son without PY!"
Zhang He was furious and cursed angrily: "Now that there are three villages here, let's see how long you can last!"
Zhang Fei took another sip of wine, wiped his mouth, and said with a smile: "You will be cruel until you burp! You are asking for glory behind the Lord and you are not worthy of being a human being. It is better to be a ghost than a human being. I will make you faint with anger as a human, and scare away your soul as a ghost." "
Zhang He was so angry that he was shaking all over, and he was so excited that he spurted out a mouthful of blood!
"General! Help the general to rest quickly!"
Cao Jun quickly helped Zhang He leave.
"The ring-eyed thief! I vow to kill you to vent my anger!"
Zhang He was furious and hated Zhang Fei even more.
After Zhang He left, Zhang Fei ordered people to loosen the bonds of Fan Jiang and Zhang Da.
After arriving at the military camp, Zhang Fei personally applied medicine to the two of them.
"Just now, in order to anger Zhang He, I did something very serious. I hope you two brothers won't blame me!"
Zhang Fei personally applied the medicine with a sincere attitude. Fan Jiang and Zhang Da were moved. How could there be any resentment?
"General, the two of us know this is a strategy, and we will never bear a grudge against the general!"
"As long as I can defeat Zhang He again, I won't hesitate to kill both of us!"
Zhang Fei continued to apply medicine to the two of them, nodded and said: "If I defeat Zhang He again, you two should be the first to win! I will do what I say!"
Fan Jiang and Zhang Da were overjoyed when they heard this. The ten whippings they received today were worth it!
"You two should rest early!"
Zhang Fei walked out of the military camp, then came to Liu Mang's residence and said flatteringly: "My nephew! Hehe! How did I perform today?"
After saying that, he even stepped forward to rub Liu Mang's shoulders. The uncle was kind and the nephew was filial, and everything was peaceful.
"It's just okay! I scolded Zhang He until he vomited blood, and I'm a match for Mr. Zhang!"
"Third uncle, we need to do this again tomorrow..."
After hearing what Liu Mang said, Zhang Fei wondered: "My nephew! What should I do? In order to act more realistically today, I beat Fan Jiang and Zhang Da until they couldn't even get out of bed!"
Snapped!
Liu Mang snapped his fingers, and two people walked out from behind the screen.
Zhang Fei was overjoyed when he saw this!
"With the help of the two of them, Zhang He's bastard shell will be revealed tomorrow!"
"Third uncle, in order to plot against Zhang He, I asked them to come to support him a few days ago!"
After Zhang He woke up, he vowed to kill Zhang Fei to vent his anger.
"The ring-eyed thief is brave and foolhardy, and he will eventually be defeated by me!"
"If this man drinks again tomorrow, our army will attack him from the mountain!"
"Standing down from a high position can be overwhelming!"
Everyone accepted the order one after another, and they were convinced by the three villages built by Zhang He, and they were even more convinced of Zhang He's judgment.
The next day.
Zhang Fei came up with a new trick and ordered Lei Tong and Xing Daorong to wrestle in front of the battle for fun.
"Come on, come on! Buy it and leave!"
"Xing Daorong now pays two for one!"
"Even though Lei Tong is so thin, I'll bet him to win for one thousand or one hundred dollars!"
Zhang Fei obeyed Liu Mang's order and placed bets in public, which made Zhang He even more convinced.
Lei Tong and Xing Daorong also had a real fight. After all, Zhang Fei had said it first. If whoever wins, the one thousand and one hundred dollars will belong to him!
When the soldiers saw this, they cheered even more and placed bets on the general they were optimistic about.
"Haha! Ring-eyed thief, do you really think I don't dare to go down the mountain and rob the camp?"
Zhang He's eyes were cold and Zhang Fei was so drunk. When night comes, the defeat of Xuzhou will happen again!
"Everyone, go and have a rest now, and when you wake up, you can make rice!"
"Eat and drink enough, follow me to attack Zhang Fei at night!"
Zhang Fei, who was at the bottom of the mountain, pretended to be drunk and murmured: "Mang'er is indeed a ghost, Zhang He bastard has taken the bait!"
