Zhang Fei envied his elder brother very much, because people like a certain Hedong murderer and him, a master of the Taoyuan School of Painting, were willing to gather around him.
Zhang Fei was envious of his second brother. After all, after hearing General Guan's reputation, the soldiers all respected and loved Guan Yunchang and would never complain.
Zhang Fei envied Zhao Si very much. He was clearly Zaixuan's brother. Why would the army sergeants be willing to follow General Zilong when mentioning Zhao Zilong?
"My eldest nephew, please judge me!"
Zhang Fei said angrily: "In terms of martial arts, I will definitely not lose to the second brother and Zilong, let alone the weakling of the eldest brother!"
"When it comes to military training, my soldiers will never let their guard down! I have beaten all the slaves with three surnames and the white-faced Cao Ba!"
"In terms of talent, I am a member of the Taoyuan School of Painting, specializing in paintings of ladies, and I am even more loved by you, my eldest nephew!"
Ahem!
Seeing Zhang Xingcai and Guan Yinping sticking their heads out, Liu Mang interrupted Zhang Fei in time to prevent the two lolita from learning bad things.
"Third uncle, we have something to talk about. Between us uncle and nephew, who will follow whom?"
"Uncle San knows that his love for you is not in vain!"
Zhang Fei's bear paw slapped Liu Mang's shoulder mercilessly, making him grimace in pain.
This love from my uncle is really too heavy!
"I just want to ask how to get along with the soldiers like my second brother and Zilong!"
Zhang Fei humbly asked for advice, especially after Liu Mang said that he was too harsh on his soldiers, Zhang Yide really changed his mind.
However, it seems that the process was not smooth.
"Change is a good thing."
Liu Mang was deeply gratified. Fan Jiang and Zhang Da were now grateful to him. There was no way he could chop off his third uncle's head, right?
"Third uncle, take me to see how you get along with the soldiers on weekdays!"
"Okay! Let's go!"
Zhang Fei pulled Liu Mang, and the uncle and nephew walked hand in hand. Even though Liu Mang was older, he was still a child in Zhang Fei's eyes.
"Third uncle! I'm almost fourteen!"
"You are forty, and you are also my nephew! Anyone who bullies you will have to ask me about the snake spear in my hand!"
"Third uncle, when I am forty, you will be in your seventies or eighty!"
"Huh! General Huang, a sixty-year-old veteran, still asks for a fight. How can I lose to him?"
Liu Mang felt warm in his heart. Although Liu Bei did not have Cao Cao's Cao clan or Xiahou clan, he had two sworn brothers, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei!
I don’t want to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day, but I want to die in the same year, the same month and the same day!
This is the Taoyuan Three's sworn bond, it's never just a stick of incense that you talk about!
"Young men! The Third Master is here!"
Zhang Fei roared, and the soldiers under his command trembled and stood at attention one by one.
"Third uncle, this is a military camp. You are our general, not the king of the mountain!"
"When I was killing pigs and following my elder brother in the crusade against the Yellow Turbans, I always shouted like this!"
Ahem!
Co-author: Do you always think of big guys as pigs?
"Fan Jiang! Come! I will test your martial arts!"
"Three...the three generals are invincible, and their subordinates are no match..."
"Huh? You don't fight me, but you look down on me?"
Fan Jiang had no choice but to fight in person, but was knocked down by Zhang Fei with one move!
"Bah! Trash! With the martial arts skills of a three-legged cat, it depends on you how long it will take to revive the Han Dynasty!"
Zhang Fei's words were dirty and Fan Jiang's face turned red, so he had to stand and be humiliated.
"I can see it... Fan Jiang and Zhang Da can endure it for so many years, which can be regarded as the most benevolent and righteous thing!"
Liu Mang felt helpless and had no choice but to persuade: "Third uncle, didn't I tell you that you want to mingle with your subordinates?"
Zhang Fei's eyes were as wide as bells, and he said angrily: "I listen to you! On weekdays, I follow the example of the eldest brother and the second brother, and live and eat with them!"
"Because of this matter, A Juan has been quarreling with me a lot!"
Liu Mang was a little confused and asked: "Third uncle, may I ask how you did it?"
Zhang Fei laughed and said: "My nephew, you are in for a treat today! We are killing pigs in the army!"
After saying that, Zhang Fei took Liu Mang's hand, and the uncle and nephew each came to the soldiers with a bowl of wheat rice.
"Eat! Give it all to me, you're welcome!"
Zhang Fei clamped his chopsticks together and concentrated on eating the meat as if there was no one else around.
The general didn't put down his chopsticks, how could the soldiers dare to eat?
What's more, Zhang Fei's appetite was so big that he didn't give other soldiers a chance to use their chopsticks.
Even his nephew Liu Mang had to survive in the cracks and only had two pieces of lean meat!
"I'm full! I'll eat with you next time!"
"General...move slowly..."
"Why are you crying and mourning? Is there a death in the family?"
Liu Mang quickly pushed Zhang Fei away. This third uncle was really speaking out. He sympathized with Cao Bao again. How wronged was he by his third uncle?
"How's it going, Mang'er! I did a good job, right?"
"Not bad... shit!"
Liu Mang said helplessly: "Third uncle, as for what you said about living together?"
Zhang Fei chuckled, "Today you are with your third uncle! When you were a child, your third uncle still held you to sleep in Xuzhou, but you always cried and made trouble at night. Fortunately, your third uncle slept well!"
Liu Mang was about to cry, but Zhang Fei invited him enthusiastically, so he could only let a beauty like Bu Lianshi go and experience Zhang Fei's sleep trial.
"Huh...ha!"
"Whew!!!! Ha!!!"
The sound is like thunder and the momentum is like a galloping horse!
Even if Liu Mang blocked his ears, he was still shaken by Zhang Fei's snoring and couldn't sleep!
It costs money to sleep, but it costs your life to sleep!
"Fan Jiang and Zhang Da can't help you. They really have good tempers..."
"Alas! Who made me your nephew? I don't know what to do, who can think of a way!"
"Third uncle, third uncle, you just sleep when you sleep, and you keep your eyes open. Who wouldn't be scared after seeing this?"
The next day, Zhang Fei woke up and stretched out, only to see Liu Mang lying on the table reading a book early.
"Mang'er! Didn't you sleep well yesterday? Why do you have dark circles under your eyes?"
"Third uncle, thank you! Please don't live and eat with soldiers in the future. It's obviously a kind of torture!"
Zhang Fei said anxiously: "Then you should tell me what to do! I asked Crouching Chong, Pheasant and Bastard! All three of them refused to tell me!"
Liu Mang expressed his understanding. What did you ask Zhuge Liang, Pang Tong and Xu Shu to say?
Say you don’t leave food behind when you eat, say you snore loudly, say you don’t take a shower before going to bed?
"Third uncle, treat your soldiers kindly, that's not the case!"
"If you continue, you will only increase the complaints among the soldiers!"
After hearing this, Zhang Fei said anxiously: "What should we do? Your third uncle never wants to be alienated by the soldiers like this!"
well……
Liu Mang said bluntly: "I have a trick. As long as my third uncle follows it, I can definitely win the hearts of the soldiers and make them grateful!"
"The premise is that you must promise me that you will never eat or sleep with the soldiers in the future. It's so scary!"
Zhang Fei nodded repeatedly and laughed: "Brothers are fighting, uncles and nephews are fighting, but my eldest nephew knows that he feels sorry for me!"
"Tell me quickly, how can you win over the soldiers? Or should I give each of them a picture of a lady?"
Liu Mang quickly shook his head, "Third uncle! There is already enough masculinity in the army. If you send pictures of ladies, how will they vent their anger?"
"Let's go! Follow me to the school grounds!"
