Xiangyang entertainment place, singing and dancing Baiyin Dang.
The Central Plains has been plagued by wars all year round, and the warlords did not care about the land of Jingzhou so that it could develop stably.
Liu Biao was the leader of the Eight Horsemen of Jingzhou. After shooting Sun Jian with random arrows, he became even more prosperous.
Unfortunately, like most middle-aged men, Liu Biao suffers from a lack of endurance. After reaching the age of fifty, he has a weak personality and cannot be strong.
Listening to Mrs. Cai's pillow talk for many years has even moved her mind to abolish the elders and establish the younger ones.
Liu Bei was called here this time. Liu Biao wanted to hear the opinions of this wise brother of the same clan.
The prosperity of Xiangyang is definitely not comparable to that of Xinye.
Just looking at the quality of the girls, we can draw the conclusion that the girls in Xiangyang are far better than Shinno!
Guan Ping on the side thought that his young master was observing Xiangyang City, but he didn't know that Liu Mang was just looking for flowers!
"Sir, are you hungry? Why are you drooling?"
"Ahem! Brother Tanzhi, this is called beauty! Listen to my brother, don't play tricks with your second uncle all day long!"
Liu Mang and Guan Ping are the same generation, and they have no taboos when talking.
"Second uncle, he was hurt by love, so he wields a machete all day long! Brother Tanzhi is so talented, why are you afraid that he won't be able to pick up girls?"
"Young Master, my father always taught me that a man should not be obsessed with women like Lu Fengxian did!"
When Guan Ping mentioned his father Guan Yu, his eyes were full of reverence.
Liu Mang said disdainfully: "What are you indulging in womanizing? Brother Tanzhi doesn't know. In fact, my second uncle has taken a fancy to Du Shi, Qin Yilu's woman under Lu Bu!"
"Second uncle, he was an old man, so he went to Cao Cao to ask for it. Unexpectedly, the thief Cao promised, but in the end, seeing that Du was as beautiful as a flower, he took a concubine directly!"
"Even Qin Yilu's cheap son will be named Cao from now on! Do you think my second uncle can not be angry? This is called having no woman in your heart and being a god with a sword!"
"It's so awesome to kill Yanliang for Mao and your father, and kill Wenchou? Isn't it because there is no woman to care about?"
After Guan Ping heard this, he came to the conclusion: "What the young master said is true! Only by not being close to women can one understand the true meaning of martial arts!"
Liu Mang: "Holy shit...brother, you got it wrong!"
Guan Ping cupped his hands and said: "Today I learned about my father's past from the young master, which made me wake up from a dream! From now on, Guan Ping will definitely protect the young master like his father protects his uncle!"
I want to die, can you please stop protecting me?
Liu Mang's heart collapsed. Why are all the people in Shu Han so sick?
Unintentionally exploring flowers, Liu Mang followed Liu Bei to Liu Biao's mansion.
Unlike Liu Bei's thrift, the mansion of wealthy dog owner Liu Biao is truly luxurious!
In the courtyard, there are many gardens, and there are even graceful ladies welcoming the distinguished guests.
"Mang'er, stop talking for a while!"
Afraid that his rebellious son would fall ill, Liu Bei warned him in advance.
"Don't worry, I'm too lazy to come! What rank are they in, so they can sit with me?"
Liu Bei shook his head helplessly, his rebellious son was sick again!
Entering the main hall, Liu Bei was the guest and sat on the right side of Liu Biao.
The chief on the left is Cai Mao, the commander-in-chief of Jingzhou Navy, and the others are Kuai Yue, Wenpin and others.
Liu Mang sat next to Liu Bei, thinking that Liu Biao's banquet would have some good dishes, but in the end it was just like steaming the third child.
Liu Mang, who had no appetite, simply closed his eyes and rested, waiting for the boring banquet to be over. He might as well go see the girl on the street!
"Liu Shijun, the small town of Xinye does not have such delicacies."
After drinking for three rounds, Cai Hao took the initiative and said: "Your Majesty, you should eat more. If you leave Xiangyang, you won't be able to eat, hahaha!"
Guan Ping looked angry, and Zhao Yun was equally displeased.
Liu Mang didn't feel sleepy anymore after hearing Cai Mao mocking his cheap father!
"It would be great if Mr. Zhuge were here. At least I could reduce my father's impression points!"
Liu Bei has long been accustomed to the cynicism of Jingzhou's wealthy people.
"Thank you, Governor Cai, for your concern."
"Hmph! A country man, a man who weaves mats and sells shoes!"
When Liu Biao saw this, he quickly came out to smooth things over and said, "Xuande, this time is to appreciate the moon and reunite the clan! Why don't Liu Qi and Liu Cong come to see your uncle?"
Liu Qi was indulging in wine and sex, and his face was pale; Liu Cong was similar in age to Liu Mang, and they both came forward to greet him.
"Mang'er, why don't you come forward and pay your respects to uncle?"
Liu Mang was unwilling to do so. How could he, Liu Biao, be worthy of me to salute him?
"Liu Shijun, is this your eldest son?"
The white-faced scholar Kuai Yue said with a smile: "I heard that Mr. Ling is uneducated and incompetent in Xinye! He spends all his time making noises, just like when you were young!"
Liu Bei looked unhappy, these bastards are going too far!
It's a pity that as one of the four major families in Jingzhou, Kuai Yue is not afraid of Liu Bei, an outsider at all!
So what if you are a member of the Han clan?
When I come to Jingzhou, I can't beat the local snake!
"People say that a tiger father has no dog sons, but I have a saying that I would like to give to Mr. Ling!"
Kuai Yue was a famous person from a prominent family in Jingzhou, and he attracted everyone's attention as soon as he opened his mouth.
"Two apes are cutting a tree in a deep mountain, and let's see how the little monkeys talk to each other!"
Zhao Yun was furious when he heard this. This was clearly a mockery of Liu Bei and his son as monkeys and monkeys, people who did not understand etiquette and education!
Liu Bei also suffered the disadvantage of being uneducated. Under Lu Zhi, Liu Bei was indeed a sensual and uneducated person.
Not everyone is like Cao Cao, who dances with writing, recites poems and composes poems.
"Damn it, old wall lamp, you can scold my dad but you can't scold me!"
Liu Mang is angry. Liu Bei is a foreigner, so you can just ridicule him.
As the saying goes, no harm will come to the family, so why call him Liu Mang?
The father was scolded, but the son did not pay the bill!
Liu Mang would not tolerate being bullied by others.
He suddenly stood up and said unceremoniously: "A donkey is stuck in the quagmire, asking the old beast how to get out of the hoof!"
Kuai Yue has a longer face, which is worse than Zhuge Jin from Jiangdong.
Liu Mang's words were an irony, if you call me a little monkey, then I will call you an old beast!
If you want to hear how I phrase the couplets, then I’ll ask you how to formulate the questions!
Kuai Yue didn't expect that he would be ridiculed by a twelve-year-old Shuzi.
Liu Xuande's eldest son is an ignorant person!
With shock in his heart, Kuai Yue said with a smile: "The water is in dire straits and the fire is burning, Liu Shijun is carrying out a lot of construction work!"
Kuai Yue mocked that where Liu Bei was, the people would eventually fall into war and end up in dire straits.
Yiji was worried about Liu Bei, and generals like Zhao Yun and Guan Ping stared blankly, unable to help.
At this time, Liu Bei could only look at Liu Mang and pin his hopes on Nizi!
Liu Biao did not stop him. He relied on these Jingzhou nobles to remind Liu Bei that you are a guest general after all!
I, Liu Jingsheng, am good at balancing!
"What the traitor loyal minister wants to do!"
"You...you dare to scold me!"
"What? You can't afford it?"
Liu Mang cupped his hands and said: "Uncle, it turns out that Jingzhou's big family is so generous! He is only allowed to recite poems, but I am not allowed to go against him?"
Kuai Yue suffered a loss, how could he let it go?
"Lord! This kid has no respect for his elders!"
"Sir? Do you see it in your eyes?"
Liu Mang snorted coldly: "My father and Liu Jingzhou have the same ancestry and are members of the Han Dynasty! If you ridicule my father, you are humiliating the Han Dynasty and Liu Jingzhou!"
"You have no respect for your elders. Are you talking about yourself? Are you worthy of speaking? How many words do you deserve?"
