"Second brother! What can you do like a child?"
Zhang Fei said angrily: "I don't believe that this kid can defeat his third uncle! I have always been very good to him!"
snort!
Guan Yu said displeasedly: "Yide, what you call good is just giving him the pictures of ladies you drew?"
Zhao Yun suddenly realized: "No wonder! Young Master likes to squat at the door and look at women's thighs since he was a child! It turns out that it's Yide who teaches you through words and deeds!"
Zhang Fei's face turned red, "None of you are allowed to tell Big Brother! Otherwise, don't blame me, Old Zhang, for being impatient with you!"
Zhao Yun made a silence gesture, indicating to the two of them to continue listening.
"Sir, I told you that my father has no talents here! You should go back to Wollongong and take a nap as soon as possible!"
"No! The third general, Zhang Yide, fought alone with Lu Bu for more than fifty years at Hulao Pass. He took the enemy general's head like a man in a bag! He is a fierce general!"
Hearing Zhuge Liang praise him so much, Zhang Fei looked at Guan Yu and Zhao Yun proudly.
Guan Yu had previous experience and snorted coldly: "Yide, don't be too happy! That traitor hasn't spoken yet!"
Oops!
Sure enough, Liu Mangyu would not stop dying if he was not surprised.
"My third uncle? He is definitely a good artist when it comes to artistic creation!"
"The paintings of ladies are pretty good. Sir, would you like to take a look? I have a collector's edition of Mr. Zhang of the Taoyuan School of Painting here!"
Ahem!
Picture of a lady?
Zhuge Liang said awkwardly: "I never thought that the three generals, who seem careless, could actually be so good at this?"
Liu Mang smiled and said: "Hey! If my second uncle is a road idiot, then my third uncle is even more incapable of doing anything!"
You bastard, eat my old Zhang Snake Spear!
There were three people outside the door. This time it was Guan Yu who hugged Zhang Fei, and Zhao Yun directly covered the latter's mouth.
"What can't you do? Master, how do you say this?"
"Oh! I forgot to tell you the next sentence, sir, first place in drinking!"
Liu Mang lay on his side on the straw mat, crossed his legs, and began to read Zhang Fei's achievements in detail.
"My father participated in quelling the Yellow Turban Rebellion and finally found a job. Then my third uncle got drunk and angrily beat him to the post office. My father went from being a county magistrate to a wanted criminal!"
Ahem! Zhuge Liang covered his face with a feather fan and smiled. Zhang Fei outside the door said disdainfully: "The thief Superintendent deserves to be beaten, no wonder I am!"
"Forget about being a governor! My father won Xuzhou with his superb acting skills, but my third uncle lost it after just one drink!"
"Cao Bao doesn't drink to begin with, but my third uncle insists on saying he doesn't drink, so why don't you give him face? The wine table culture kills people!"
"Sir, what do you think happened in the end?"
Treason!
Brat!
Are you going to turn your third uncle's embarrassing story into a storytelling?
Are you still letting that sleeper guess?
"Please let me know, Master."
Zhuge Liang asked politely.
"In the end, Cao Bao called his cheap son-in-law Lu Bu and took over my father's Xuzhou!"
"Reviving the Han Dynasty? Look at my father's right-hand man, a road fool and a drunkard!"
"Sir, as the saying goes, listen to others and eat enough. It's not too late for you to leave this gang now!"
Jiu Mengzi?
Hearing Liu Mang's evaluation of Zhang Fei, Guan Yu suddenly felt that "Lu Chi" sounded quite pleasant to his ears!
Zhang Fei's face turned red from suppressing it, so dark and rosy!
"You stupid boy! Don't even think about getting a picture of a lady from me in the future!"
But what Liu Mang said was true, and Zhang Fei was also puzzled. Only the eldest and second brothers knew about his drinking and losing Xuzhou. Where did this traitor know?
"As for drinking, I believe the three generals will change a lot after these two incidents."
Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan lightly and said with a smile: "General Zhang is strict in running the army, and his soldiers are very capable."
well!
Liu Mang sighed again, causing Zhuge Liang to say angrily: "Master, why are you sighing? No one is perfect, General Zhang is not without any merits, right?"
Zhang Fei held his breath. Ever since Longzhong came back that day, his eldest nephew seemed to have become a different person!
Pointing to the country, inspiring words, the dirt is like a road fool and a drunkard!
"It's okay for Third Uncle to drink, but the wine is not that good, and he always likes to act drunk!"
"Sexing the governor and beating Cao Bao are all outsiders! But the third uncle is drunk and likes to whip the soldiers!"
"Such a general, would you, sir, die for him? If you don't change, your uncle will die at the hands of villains sooner or later!"
this……
Character determines fate. Zhang Fei drank three times and made mistakes: one time he lost his post as a postal supervisor; two times he beat Cao Bao and lost Xuzhou; three times he beat Fan Jiang and Zhang Da lost his life!
Hearing this, Guan Yu couldn't help but said with concern: "Third brother, the rest of that boy's talk is nonsense. Only this point, you must pay attention to it!"
Zhao Yun nodded and said: "Third brother! The young master also cares about you, so he observes you so carefully!"
After listening to the advice of the two siblings, Zhang Fei also felt that Liu Mang was very pleasing to his eyes, and decided to withdraw the punishment of not giving Liu Mang pictures of ladies.
"Sir, you might as well tell the three generals in person. I believe that the three generals will listen to your advice because of their love for you."
"Sir! When my third uncle meets Jiu, he feels closer to him than when he meets his biological father! My father can't even persuade me, let alone me? A glass of wine by Zhang Fei will make his relatives shed tears!"
Liu Mang smiled slightly, "Actually, my third uncle has the greatest advantage, and I admire him very much!"
Zhang Fei was very nervous outside the door. When Liu Mang said this, he felt that he was worthless!
I never thought that in the eyes of my eldest nephew, this fierce Zhang Fei still has advantages!
"Oh? Liang, I'd like to hear the details!"
"Pick up girls! Third uncle is good at picking up girls, especially loli!"
Seeing Zhuge Liang's confused look, Liu Mang talked eloquently: "Cao Cao loves other people's wives, sir, have you ever heard of it? He also lost his general Dian Wei and his son Cao Ang for this! It is said to be the most expensive shot in history!"
"Our third uncle is so good, what kind of loli cultivation plan is he playing! He just snatched Xia Houyuan's niece away!"
"The little girl didn't understand anything, so she was raised by my third uncle. In the end, she became my wife and gave birth to children for my third uncle!"
"Tsk tsk! My father's subordinates, including the handsome bearded man and the white horse and silver gun Zhao Zilong, are not as good at picking up girls as my third uncle!"
Is this special girl praising me?
Zhang Fei was so angry that he stopped eavesdropping!
"Second brother! Zilong! Which one of you wants to teach others! I will never teach this traitor!"
As Zhang Fei walked away, he muttered: "That traitor is talking nonsense! A Juan (Xia Houjuan) and I are privately engaged for life, what kind of girl is trying to steal a lolita!"
"From now on, if I take another sip of wine during the march, I will be a turtle bastard worse than Lu Bu!"
Seeing Zhang Fei cursing and leaving, Guan Yu no longer wanted to eavesdrop.
"Zilong, I'm going to take the first step, there are still important things in the army!"
Guan Yu caressed his beautiful beard and said, "I'll leave it to you to teach this traitor martial arts! Yide and I will make the preparations!"
Zhao Yun clasped his fists and said, "Brothers, don't worry, Zilong will definitely give birth to Master Professor!"
Liu Mang in the room had no idea that he had offended his two uncles all over.
"My fair lady, a gentleman is so jealous! This behavior of the third general is understandable!"
"Sir, my third uncle is obviously an old pervert! My second uncle is not bad either. Have you ever heard of Guan Gong beheading Diao Chan under the moon?"
"Is there still this matter?"
Zhuge Liang's spirit of gossip was ignited, and Liu Mang smiled slightly: "As long as you promise to leave my father, I will tell you all these things!"
