The words in his eyes made Hao Shuai think of White Snake for the first time. She had to completely transform into a human body in order to give birth to Xu Shilin.
Seeing that Hao Shuai didn't say anything, he thought he was frightened by a demon, so he felt his eyes and said, "Nephew, you don't have to worry. It's already the end of the Dharma era, and there won't be any demons anymore."
Just when Hao Shuai wanted to explain, a piece of white silk suddenly flew out from behind, entangled a walking corpse behind, and pulled it away from the ground.
"Uncle Master, your customer was seduced away." Hao Shuai pointed to the back and said.
Following Hao Shuai's hand, he saw a woman in white putting the zombie she had caught on a tree, preparing to suck the yin energy. She immediately cursed angrily: "If you dare to steal my body, I will tell you to become a corpse." idiot!"
After saying that, Simu immediately ran to the bottom of the tree, pulled down the zombie, and started fighting with the woman in white.
"Ms. sir, is this the goblin you just talked about? She's so pretty." Ren Tingting jumped off the walking corpse and walked next to Hao Shuai, asking curiously.
"Is it beautiful?" Hao Shuai asked doubtfully. He had used his mental power to see through the fox spirit's illusion. In his eyes, he could only see a fox walking independently, fighting with its four eyes, and could not see the beauty or ugliness.
Now seeing Ren Tingting say this, she immediately withdrew her mental power and looked at the vixen again, "That's it, she's not half as beautiful as my Tingting."
"I hate it, sir, how can I not, this vixen is still very sexy." Ren Tingting looked at the vixen and said with envy.
At this time, the vixen was falling to the ground because he could not hit the four eyes. His clothes were half-clothed, and some parts were half-exposed to seduce the four eyes, which made the four eyes swallow their saliva wildly. Even Hao Shuai stopped taking aim. One eye, two eyes.
Hearing Ren Tingting's envious tone, Hao Shuai hugged her and whispered in her ear: "Tingting, you are still young and there is still room for development. As long as my husband gives you more massages in the future."
After collecting it, he touched Ren Tingting's hand, which made her shy.
Because Hao Shuai and the others were present, Si Mu, who was concerned about his face, did not dare to stage a good scene like in the movie, but stabbed the vixen with a clean sword.
"Bah~~ah~"
Like the sound of a soldering iron on the skin, the fox demon screamed and could no longer maintain its human form. It turned back into a fox and lay upright.
"Uncle Master, you can kill it if you want. Why stab it with your sword? It's a pity that a good fox skin is gone. Now it can only be made into a scarf."
Hao Shuai regretfully grabbed the body of the vixen, which was twice the size of an ordinary fox, and skillfully peeled off its fur.
Originally, Hao Shuai planned to try this weird meat to see how it tasted, but in the end he was repelled by the stinky smell and had no choice but to give up the meat.
"Let's keep going! Otherwise, we won't be able to get home at dawn." Simu did not let Hao Shuai drive away the corpse this time, but took action himself and quickened the pace.
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Nothing else happened along the way. When the sun was about to rise, the three of them finally walked out of the woods and arrived at the Fourth Eye Dojo.
Hao Shuai saw the beautiful mountains and clear waters, the singing of birds and the fragrance of flowers. In this beautiful scenery, there are two unique Chinese-style courtyards.
"Martial nephew, how are you? Isn't my place nice?!" He looked at Hao Shuai contentedly and said.
"Yes, it's quiet and elegant, very suitable for cultivating Taoism and maintaining health. Uncle Master has chosen a good place." Hao Shuai said truthfully.
"You can stay a few more days if your nephew likes it." Hao Shuai's truth was very helpful to Si Mu.
Gu: "Then I will nag Uncle Master for a few days."
"You're welcome, nephew. Let's go. I'll take you to meet my apprentice Jiale." Four eyes directed the customer to walk towards the yard on the left. Before he reached the house, he shouted: "Jiale, Jiale , come out quickly, we have guests~~"
Hao Shuai and Ren Tingting followed Si Mu and looked around. They found that the two houses were made of bamboo or wood, and there was a yard surrounded by wooden boards at the gate. No wonder several people in the movie Fighting zombies is like tearing down a home.
The only difference between the two houses is that in addition to planting some flowers and plants, the fourth-purpose courtyard also raises some chickens, ducks, geese, pigs and other livestock for food, while the house next door is much simpler and has nothing.
After shouting for a long time, Jiale didn't come out to greet him. Feeling a little embarrassed, he simply reached out and pierced the window paper on the door panel, and then pulled the door latch.
Hao Shuai wanted to laugh when he saw Simu's sexy operation. At the same time, he made up his mind not to live in Simu's house. There was too little privacy, and the sound insulation effect was probably not very good. In order not to irritate Simu and Jiale, the two singles Woah, let’s live outside!
Simu didn't know what Hao Shuai was planning. He opened the door and saw that Jiale was sleeping on a bamboo chair. He immediately walked in angrily and kicked Jiale in the butt.
Jiale was kicked to the ground while he was sleeping, and he was shocked and said, "Who, who dares to kick me?"
"What? Do you still want to resist?" Simu stepped forward and held Jiale's ear in one hand.
"It hurts, it hurts, Master, I don't dare anymore." Jiale said decisively.
"I'll let you go first. I'll settle the score with you later. Come here and introduce a senior brother to you." After all, there was an outsider present, so Simu stopped repairing Jiale and brought Jiale to Hao Shuai and said : "This is Hao Shuai, my name is senior brother."
"Master, isn't it? Wasn't it me who got started first? It's me too, senior brother!" Jiale asked in a low voice as he raised his eyes.
His eyes were filled with anger and he hit the back of Jiale's head with an angry 'pop' sound, and said angrily: "This is your uncle Lin's disciple. His cultivation level is no worse than that of his master. He is more than enough to be your senior brother."
Speaking of this, Si Mu felt a little sad. He was obviously the one who met Hao Shuai first, so why didn't he accept him as his teacher? Although my moral conduct is a little worse than that of my senior brother, I am more handsome than my senior brother!
That is to say, Hao Shuai didn't use his mind-reading skills, otherwise he would have laughed out loud. How handsome is he with just four eyes? If Uncle Jiu is not handsome, at least he looks upright. His four eyes are distinctive, even if they are a bit wretched. I don’t know who gave him the courage to make his four eyes feel handsome!
Could it be given by those walking corpses~~
After being educated by Simu, Jiale realized that he had misunderstood, and hurriedly greeted Hao Shuai: "Hello, senior brother, I am Jiale."
"Hello Jiale, this is my wife Ren Tingting, come here, this is my meeting gift for you." Hao Shuai still has a good impression of Jiale. From the movie, it can be seen that this is a simple and kind-hearted person. He took out two sets of new clothes bought from Renjiazhen as a meeting gift.
"Master, this~~" Jiale looked at the gift, wanting to accept it but not daring to accept it, so he could only ask for the opinion of the fourth eye.
"Just accept what your senior brother gave you." Simu knew that Hao Shuai was a wealthy man, so of course he would not be polite to Hao Shuai.
After receiving Simu's consent, Jiale hurriedly accepted the clothes and thanked him: "Thank you, senior brother."
"Okay, go and make a pot of tea, nephew, let's go in and sit down!" Jiale, who was so happy that he couldn't bear to spend anything, went to boil water and led Hao Shuai into the house.
At this time, Hao Shuai was a little disappointed. He didn't even see the funny scene where Si Mu used the walking corpse to teach Jiale a lesson but was educated. It was probably because he was there and Si Mu, who was so proud, couldn't show off his power.
But having said that, Hao Shuai estimates that the reason why the fourth eye's cultivation level is not as good as that of the ninth uncle is that, in addition to the inferior talent, the other reason is that the fourth eye focuses on those various miscellaneous arts, like that What's the 'Oops Technique', the puppet technique that controls Master Ikkyu's mischief.
