Chapter 26: Erzhu who peed his pants

Style: Gaming Author: Saint PaulanWords: 2321Update Time: 24/01/11 22:36:30
"Bang bang bang!"

Several kunai were swung out at the same time and then the same number of kunai were taken out again. After the two collided, the trajectory of the previous kunai was changed, and finally they all hit their respective bullseyes at the same time.

After showing off his skills, Itachi turned back to look at Yun: "Don't you look down on this kind of skill? Why do you want to learn it again?"

Yun looked at his terrible target, and then at the kunai in his hand. This is not what I want to learn, but the clone Sora really needs this skill.

After a previous fight with Danzo Orochimaru in the orphanage, he could fly the Thunder God Technique but the accuracy of multiple kunai was not good enough. Otherwise, he wouldn't have been able to try to kill Danzo that day.

"Don't talk, just teach me. I'll treat you to meatballs later."

Itachi frowned, the three-color ball could never get over this hurdle.

After once again explaining the calculation of the shuriken's trajectory in detail, Itachi showed off another wave of operations.

Listening to these explanations in Yun's ears, it became like this: The brain says that the principles are understood, the hands say that the power can be exerted at any time, and then...

Missed!

"Hahaha... Yun, this is the first time I see you frustrated."

Shisui, who was watching the commotion, didn't mind the matter, but still suggested: "Itachi's calculation ability is really powerful. If you can't change the trajectory, you might as well try to hit multiple kunai at the same time."

"I think even if this is the case, you are enough. After all, everyone has their own fighting rhythm, and it is not possible for humans to be comprehensive."

Yun Xiangxiang nodded, and after practicing for a while, he asked Shisui next to him: "You are so free after the mission? Didn't Uchiha Yashiro come to you for discussion?"

Shisui glanced at Itachi in the distance, confirmed that he couldn't hear it, and replied: "Since Captain Fugaku passed away, the security force has been managed by Yashiro-sama. Yashiro-sama actually takes a very close look at the relationship between Uchiha and the village. clear."

Yun sneered: "Is that the problem with his father, the so-called elder Uchiha Seventh Generation?"

Shisui nodded helplessly: "As a supporter of Setsuna Uchiha back then, the seventh-generation elder has always been a hawk in the clan, believing that Konoha was founded by Uchiha and Senju. Senju served as Hokage for two generations, but Uchiha was the only one. No, not even..."

Yun sighed and continued: "Even being excluded from the village, he has never entered the center of power. There are problems left by the second generation, as well as Uchiha's own problems."

The two talked for a while and stopped when Itachi came over.

It was already noon, and when the three of them were about to eat something, Yun and Itachi were stunned at the same time.

The two looked at each other, and Shisui asked, "What's wrong?"

Itachi replied: "It seems I have to go back, and Yun should be the same, my shadow clone was broken."

Yun smiled: "I have to go back too, but it's not that my shadow clone was beaten into smoke, but those senior guys were beaten badly by my shadow clone, and they exploded themselves and asked me to go back. Wipe his butt..."

These words made Itachi look over: "Do you have a lot of chakra?"

Yun Danran replied: "Not much, just a few hundred million more than you..."

Are you kidding, is Zahela from the First Hokage Senju Hashirama a joke? My immortal body is still under development, otherwise I can catch two tailed beasts as pets at any time.



At the ninja school, Yun looked at the stupid big guys in the infirmary with bruises and swollen faces, and his head suddenly felt big.

Although there is indeed nothing wrong with the memory transmitted back by the shadow clone, and the main body also needs to be beaten, but how did TM choose the entire senior class in the end?

Is this the rhythm of Quan Town Kindergarten?

Yun touched his wallet, not sure if Mr. Wallet could bear it.

Just thinking about this, Yun looked at Itachi beside him. As the son of the former Uchiha clan leader, he shouldn't be short of money, right?

Itachi understood this look in an instant, and quickly whispered: "Don't look for me, I didn't go to the senior class to defeat them all, and I don't have any money."

"boom!"

There was a loud noise, and the door of the infirmary was kicked open.

I saw a group of Chunin and Jonin running in, looking for their baby and comforting them, while glaring at the two Uchihas present.

The shadow clone takes the blame, is he so domineering? Simply outrageous!

Silently taking out his wallet, Itachi sighed and whispered: "You help me pay the money, I will teach you the kunai technique, I have a simple algorithm."

Wo...*You idiot!

After silently paying the money and apologizing for a while, Yun and Itachi were able to free themselves from the teacher's saliva.

But when it was the turn of the last two, Yun found that he had met an acquaintance in his memory.

Umino Iruka, Mizuki.

Unexpectedly, these two were also beaten by their shadow clones. One of them smiled and asked how he practiced and why he was so powerful.

The other Mizuki didn't care on the surface, but there was suppressed hatred in his eyes.



After leaving the school, Yun glanced at Itachi beside him: "Today's incident was caused because they wanted to take revenge on you. If my surname hadn't been Uchiha, they wouldn't have been able to find me at all. So..."

Itachi nodded: "Don't worry, I guarantee you will learn my skills."

Silence for a long time...

Yun thought for a while and then asked: "Itachi, are you poor?"

Itachi glanced at Yun, then turned back and was silent for a while: "The funds for the security force come from the village. When my father was here, he had to calculate the incoming and outgoing of every money. Although the tribe is very large, because it is on the edge, ordinary tribesmen's Business is not good.”

These words didn't explain anything, but the meaning was clear.

It’s no wonder that in the original work, Uchiha owed money to Granny Neko for a long time, and it’s no wonder that Shisui gave Itachi a ninja tool bag some time ago.

It seems that the economic power of funds is not in the hands of the fourth generation, so is Danzo? No, it’s not easy to take the blame for this. It’s definitely in charge of the root.

Next time I sleep with Koharu and Mito Menyan, it’s probably these two old immortals.



At the door of Itachi's house, a little boy walking crookedly was pulling at the door frame and looking outside.

"Yo? This is your brother Sasuke?"

Itachi's face that was originally smiling at his brother turned around and changed color in an instant: "Why don't you leave?"

Yun pointed at little Sasuke: "You peed your pants, why don't you change them?"

These words made Itachi quickly look over, only to see a stain of water on Sasuke's crotch, and two drops dripping from it.

"You look at it for me, I'll go in and get the pants."

Itachi, who hurried into the house, didn't see Yun, who was originally smiling, slowly walking towards the second pillar.



"Wow wow wow..."

Children over one year old cannot speak yet and can only cry to attract attention.

After a while, Itachi and his mother came out holding pants, but the scene in front of him made Itachi almost draw his sword.

"You...what are you doing?!"

Yun looked at the angry Itachi and casually replied: "Isn't it just a flick?"

Itachi, who was about to draw his sword, had murderous intent in his eyes.

"Itachi, you are so rude."

Mikoto's words stopped Itachi, but the look in her eyes clearly meant she wanted to settle the score tomorrow.

After declining Itachi's mother's invitation to eat together, Yun smiled slightly at the exposed Sasuke, and after making him cry again, Yun left with satisfaction.

When I got home, there was a bunch of hair in a glass bottle.

I don’t know if my hair is good or not. I wish I had known that I just pushed it deliberately and drew some blood.