Chapter 385 Jin Chanzi criticizes all the saints

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All the demons were very angry.

Jin Chanzi actually laughed at them and didn't take them seriously at all.

Isn’t it said that the holy monks of the Tang Dynasty were humble in etiquette and knowledgeable?

The erudite man doesn't know it yet, but his etiquette is really bad, he doesn't show any courtesy at all, and he doesn't play his cards according to the routine at all.

Seeing Jin Chanzi's expression that was so arrogant that he deserved a beating, the demons really wanted to rush up and beat him up, but Maitreya Buddha had warned them before, so they didn't dare to do so.

There is no choice but to continue to cooperate to complete the disaster.

An old man suppressed the anger in his heart, stepped forward and asked politely: "Holy monk, what do you mean by this? Why are we not worthy of debating Buddhism with you?"

Jin Chanzi took a sip of tea and looked at the old man, his eyes shining with wisdom.

"The holy monk would like to ask you, how do you understand the sentence 'after wine and meat pass through the intestines, the Buddha remains in the heart'?"

"Also, the Buddha said that all living beings are equal, why did he divide all living beings into three, six or nine grades, but demons were inferior to humans? Why did he let all living beings burn incense to worship him, instead of him burning incense to worship all living beings? Why did he also say that men are pure and women are turbid, instead of men and women? equality?"

"Also, the Buddha persuaded evil people and said that they could become Buddhas by putting down the butcher's knife and standing on the ground, but to persuade a kind-hearted person like me, he had to go through ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships?"

As soon as the words fell, the tea in the demons' mouths almost spit out.

Everyone was stunned, wondering why Jin Chanzi said such extreme words, but it sounded quite reasonable.

But some people are still puzzled and ask: "Didn't you say that the five meat and three disgusting foods that monks are most taboo on, how can they pass through the intestines with wine and meat? Doesn't this break the meat and fish precept?"

"Fart." Jin Chanzi glared at the man, "What this holy monk just said is extremely profound Buddhism. You can't even understand this sentence, how dare you argue with this holy monk?"

"But it's normal to say that if you withered stems and bones could understand such profound Buddhism, I'm afraid pigs would even climb trees."

Jin Chanzi's eyes showed disdain.

"But, monks can't eat meat and drink alcohol no matter what?" Some people were not willing to accept it.

Jin Chanzi sneered: "I am the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, the second disciple of the Buddha. You actually question this holy monk? Do you know that when you question this holy monk, you are questioning the Buddha? You are really bold, believe it or not Did this holy monk demolish your wooden fairy nunnery?"

Upon hearing this, the demons were immediately dumbfounded.

"No, no, no, how dare we question Buddha, how dare we question you, elder."

The demons waved their hands quickly.

They couldn't agree on anything Jin Chanzi said, as if they were not on the same page at all.

"Hmph, just make me angry."

Jin Chanzi snorted coldly, "Is there anything else you mountain spirits and wild monsters don't dare to do?"

But the demons waved their hands again and shouted: "Grandpa, we really don't dare to question Buddha and you."

However, Jin Chanzi was indifferent and pointed at one of the old men and asked: "Is your name Ling Kongzi?"

The Lingkongzi nodded.

Jin Chanzi immediately cursed: "Looking at the pointy and round bottom of your head, and your uneven appearance, you look like a sinister person at first glance. You are not a good person."

puff……

After Jin Chanzi finished speaking, Ling Kongzi was unable to defend himself, and a mouthful of old blood spurted out.

Jin Chanzi turned to look at the other person and asked, "What's your name?"

The man hurriedly said respectfully: "I am Mr. Guzhi."

Jin Chanzi cursed again, "Humph, despite your old age, you are still a sanctimonious person, someone who is just looking for fame and reputation. He is clean on the surface but dirty secretly. I am talking about people like you."

After saying that, the Guzhi Gong's eyes were filled with bloodshot eyes, and he couldn't help but spurt out a mouthful of blood.

Jin Chanzi turned to look at the other old man with a smile, "What's your name?"

The old man was startled and said tremblingly: "I am the eighteenth Duke of Jinjie."

"Well, Ling Feng knows integrity, and negative snow shows loyalty. Not bad, not bad." Jin Chanzi nodded with satisfaction this time.

The eighteenth prince of Jinjie suddenly felt flattered and couldn't help laughing. Jin Chanzi was praising him.

However, Jin Chanzi's expression suddenly changed and he continued: "However, you, the eighteenth prince, look crooked and not upright at all. He must be a treacherous person and cannot be compared to me."

The Eighteenth Duke of Jinjie was startled and asked with a reluctant expression: "Where do you start from saying this, elder? Does it mean that if you look crooked, you are a treacherous person?"

"That's right, it's your fault that you look like this. Plus, you're not a thing, so it's just more mistakes. When I say you're crooked, I'm just praising you. You're just like me fucking in a manhole. The Ollie that comes out is ugly and smelly!"

puff……

The eighteenth prince's face turned dark immediately, he raised his head and spit out a mouthful of old blood, and the blood turned into a beautiful arc.

At the same time, a question popped into his mind.

Ollie, what is this?

Could it be the Tang Dynasty’s nickname for daddy?

Just now Jin Chanzi said that the Eighteenth Duke was crooked. This time, before Jin Chanzi could ask, a tall and thin old man jumped out of the crowd.

The old man said to Jin Chanzi with a serious face: "The elder thinks that the Eighteenth Duke is not good-looking. Does the elder think that I am straight?"

Jin Chanzi showed an interested expression, "What's your name?"

"Fu Yunsou." The tall and thin old man said.

Unexpectedly, Jin Chanzi looked like he was eating shit and cursed: "Fu Yunsou? I think you are a clothes hanger. You look upright, but you are a little thinner. Did your mother not have milk to feed you when you were a child? , made you hungry like this?"

Fu Yunsou suddenly couldn't bear it and spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

Then Jin Chanzi turned to look at the red-bearded and red-haired ghost. He didn't even bother to ask his name. He pointed at his nose and cursed: "You have a wicked eyebrow and rat eyes, just like a top. I don't know how your mother gave birth to you. How did you give birth to you?" Such a thing, bah.”

"And you." Jin Chanzi pointed to another person, "You look like a braised egg. If you have no image at all, then don't come out to scare people, okay?"

"And you, why do you run, how many times do you water it, to give birth to this wonderful flower like you?"

"Hey, who is wearing crotchless pants and actually leaking out of you?"



For a moment, Jin Chanzi scolded everyone present.

All the demons suddenly turned red in the face, spurted out blood, and fell to the ground unconscious.

They were not convinced by anything else, but they admired Jin Chanzi's ability to curse others without repeating himself.

The Eighteenth Duke lay on the ground and sent a message to the monsters: "I can't do it anymore. I really can't bear it anymore. It's time for Xingxian to come on stage."

"Oh my god, Xingxian should have come on stage a long time ago."

"Let Xingxian come out quickly. I can't bear it anymore. I feel like my heart is about to explode."

Everyone lay down on the ground and responded one after another. They all wanted to use Xingxian as a shield, but they couldn't resist Jin Chanzi's rhetoric.

Jin Chanzi also cursed and sweated. He wiped the sweat, sat down, picked up the teacup on the table and took a sip.

"Well, it's not bad. Although you guys are not good at making tea, you are pretty good at making tea. It tastes refreshing and sweet." Jin Chanzi praised.

After taking a sip of tea, he felt something and raised his head slightly.

Immediately he saw a graceful woman walking in front of him.