I heard Lin Xian calling her biological mother.
Old Lishan mother had goosebumps all over her body.
This... can't be fixed by others.
"I didn't expect Master to be so broad-minded, so good, so good."
Lishan's mother gave an embarrassed aunt smile.
Jin Chanzi also laughed and said jokingly: "I think your mother is also extraordinary in appearance, so you might as well choose one of us to comfort yourself..."
Halfway through the words, Jin Chanzi showed a meaningful expression.
Mother Lishan's expression suddenly froze.
What the hell, he just fell in love with his three beautiful daughters. In addition, he also fell in love with his mother-in-law.
"The holy monk is really good at joking. You are all brothers. If you don't let women off the streets, wouldn't it be a violation of seniority? Even ethics and morals won't allow it."
Mother Lishan quickly resolved the situation.
However, Jin Chanzi persisted, "If your mother marries me, my master, wouldn't it be normal for your seniority?"
"Look at my master, he is also young and promising, with a great talent."
As he said that, Jin Chanzi glanced at Lin Xian and said through a message: "Isn't that right, Master? We have taken the girl. This most fragrant young woman will be left to you, Master. Look at how good the apprentice is to you. "
"Bah, you're such a big-headed idiot." Lin Xian rolled his eyes.
Jin Chanzi suddenly burst out laughing, and the surrounding disciples also started cheering.
Lishan's mother couldn't help but twitch her lips when she saw this.
If you refuse to marry into your family, the disaster will be complete.
If you don’t know how to refuse, then what’s the point of us testing your Zen mind?
"Okay, stop making noise."
In desperation, Mother Lishan looked at Guanyin and the others, "Daughters, just go over and take a look. If you like whoever you like, speak out boldly."
"yes."
Guanyin and the others nodded immediately, and then came to Jin Chanzi, Sun Wukong and others.
On the surface, they were choosing a suitable husband, but there was embarrassment in their eyes.
Even Jin Chanzi and others looked embarrassed.
Because both parties are men.
Manjusri is male, Samantabhadra is male, and Guanyin’s soul is also male.
When a man looks at a man, he either doesn't like him or he is "sexually passionate".
This put Guanyin and others in a dilemma. There was no feeling at all between the man and the man.
Guanyin: We are straight, not crooked.
Seeing that he was about to be bent, Guanyin closed his eyes and shook his head vigorously, and pulled Jin Chanzi out.
Next to them, Manjusri pulled out Ao Lie, and Samantabhadra pulled out Sun Wukong.
It’s acting anyway, so just pick one.
But what left Lin Xian speechless was that the husbands chosen by Guanyin and Manjusri were all pleasing to the eye. Why did you pick a monkey, Samantabhadra?
Monkeys don’t understand children’s personal relationships.
Monkey: I was so scared at the time.
Puxian: I am also very helpless. These three are destined to learn scriptures by heaven. General Roller Blind was beaten to death, Jin Chanzi and Ao Lie were picked away, so I can only choose Sun Houhou.
Mother Lishan coughed dryly.
"Okay, okay, I'm quite satisfied with these three people. As the saying goes, a spring night is worth a thousand pieces of gold, so why not get married tonight."
"My mother-in-law is really considerate."
Lin Xian also immediately waved and asked other disciples to help buy a wedding room.
For a moment, everyone was busy, as if they were really going to get married.
The three Bodhisattvas looked at everyone in confusion, but they had a bad premonition in their hearts.
Damn it, if they really get married, then this disaster will really be over.
Guanyin couldn't help but secretly sent a message: "Isn't this a little too hasty, marrying yourself off right now?"
Lishan's mother sent a message and replied: "This is an act, but it's not real. As long as tonight is over and nothing happens the next day, this disaster can still be completed."
Hearing this, the three Bodhisattvas secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
Soon, the time came to night.
Red lanterns were hung high, and the whole courtyard was filled with a festive atmosphere.
Following Lin Xian's instructions, Sun Wukong and others got married to Guanyin and others, and then were pulled into three wedding rooms respectively.
In the wedding room.
The three newlyweds looked at each other with big eyes and small eyes, each with their own hidden agenda.
Jin Chanzi looked at Guanyin and was about to find a topic to talk about, but Guanyin spoke first.
"Husband, today you and I are married, can you drink this drink?"
With that said, Guanyin handed a glass of wine to Jin Chanzi and picked up another glass herself.
Jin Chanzi's eyes flashed.
There must be something wrong with this drink.
Rolling her eyes, Jin Chanzi smiled and said, "Madam, can you close the door?"
"good."
The moment Guanyin stood up and closed the door, Jin Chanzi changed the positions of their wine glasses.
Then the two of them picked up the wine glasses and drank down the wine in one gulp.
In the next room, Manjusri and Ao Lie also picked up their wine glasses and drank.
In the third room, Sun Wukong forced Pu Xian to drink a glass of wine, which made Pu Xian embarrassed for a while.
But luckily they all drank.
After a while, Guanyin, Manjusri and Samantabhadra felt dizzy one after another. The alcohol had spread all over their bodies and they were drunk.
"Humph, I know you were drugged."
Jin Chanzi, Sun Wukong and Ao Lie had already taken precautions, and now they sneered in their hearts.
In the living room.
Lin Xian also secretly used a cover-up trick, changed all his wine glasses and drinks, and then drugged Lishan's mother's glass of wine.
"My mother-in-law, let's do it together."
"Okay, let's do it."
Lin Xian picked up the wine glass, clinked it with Mrs. Lishan, and drank it in one gulp.
Within a moment, Lishan's mother fell into a hazy state of drunkenness.
I saw her lying on the table, patted Lin Xian's shoulder with one hand, and said with drunken eyes: "My in-laws, I feel miserable as a civilian woman."
Lin Xian suddenly looked strange.
Unexpectedly, this old Lishan woman would not forget to act even if she was drunk.
With a smile on her lips, Lin Xian stopped calling her in-laws and said, "Holy Mother, are you drunk?"
Unexpectedly, when she heard the word "Mother", Lishan's mother was completely unconscious.
It seemed like he was really drunk.
Lin Xian then put his hand on Old Mother Lishan's shoulder, pretending to be drunk and shouted: "Holy Mother, you say you are suffering in your heart, but in fact I am suffering in my heart too."
"I, the dignified Marshal Tianpeng, was actually plotted by them and had to go down to the lower realms to be robbed. Those people are really, really bad."
After saying this, Lin Xian thought that Lishan's mother would sober up instantly.
However, Lishan's mother remained unmoved and even started talking about wine.
"Tianpeng, what do you mean? I am not a holy mother, so I am really suffering. After the Conferred God War, I was the only one who survived from the great formation, and my master left me again, leaving me alone in the three realms. Among them, life is even miserable.”
Mother Lishan vomited her bitterness to Lin Xian.
Lin Xian had no choice but to agree.
"Then why doesn't the Holy Mother go to the outer world to look for your master Tongtian?"
Lishan's old mother said: "It's not that I won't go, it's just that because Jiejiao has been destroyed, I don't have the shame to go see Master again."
"No, Jie Jiao still has you, doesn't he? You are Jie Jiao's glimmer of hope. Only you can revive Jie Jiao."
Lin Xian is not verbose either.
Now that the words have been said, there is no need to act anymore.
As he spoke, he turned over with one hand, and a long sword with cold light appeared in front of Old Mother Lishan.
