Even a saint would not be able to figure out the hidden secret.
Either the variables are deeply hidden, or they don't exist at all.
It's just that the two saints are more willing to believe that variables do not exist at this moment.
"What the hell, you know how to deal with variables every day. How come there are so many variables?"
"As a grown man, I don't even know if this is my fault. Don't I know if I have to examine myself three times every day?"
With that said, Zhunti grabbed Tathagata again.
Snapped! Snapped!
Zhunti was carrying Tathagata like a vegetable basket, and Kaka had a big mouth.
Not very offensive, very insulting.
The fat on Tathagata's belly kept swaying.
Tathagata even had a sad face. It was really embarrassing for him, a great leader of Buddhism, to be beaten like this.
Fortunately, this is outside the thirty-third heaven, not in Lingshan.
"Sage, stop fighting. I know I was wrong." Tathagata was so wronged that he almost cried.
He has a plump face and is very solid when fighting.
The key is resounding.
"Humph, I gave you a chance but you didn't use it. What's the use of knowing you're wrong?"
Zhunti threw it away and dropped Tathagata on the ground.
Tathagata suddenly fell and staggered.
"Forget it, junior brother, getting angry won't solve the problem." Jie Yin on the side waved his hand.
Tathagata's little eyes contained resentment.
What kind of saint has such a bad temper? I don’t know how he became a saint.
It's better to take the lead, always calm and composed, knowing that getting angry can't solve the problem and requires careful consideration.
Tathagata thought like this.
If Samantabhadra and Guanyin were present at this moment, they would definitely despise Tathagata to death.
He also said that saints have bad tempers, and your Tathagata's temper is not much better. You will whip your subordinates with a small whip at every turn.
I don’t know where I developed this bad taste.
Zhunti smiled at Jieyin and said, "Senior brother, don't worry about it. Junior brother, I'm not angry, I just hate that iron can't be made into steel."
"I don't know how this Tathagata arranged it. None of the catastrophes were successfully completed."
Tathagata: Disasters are arranged by Guanyin. You should go to Guanyin, not me.
Jie Yin immediately said: "The reason why many problems arise is mainly because Marshal Peng delayed the calamity. One year in the sky is more than three hundred years in the lower world."
"More than three hundred years is equivalent to experiencing the rise and fall of a dynasty."
"The calamity we arranged is still an old routine from more than 300 years ago. Naturally, there will be many problems now."
With that said, Jieyin opened his eyes and looked at Tathagata.
"Tathagata, please go back and reorganize the catastrophes that will follow. If you see what is missing, make up for it. Check for the gaps and fill them in. Be more flexible."
After hearing this, Tathagata's expression improved a little.
It's better to be a leader and know how to maintain the relationship between yourself and your subordinates.
"Disciple knows."
The Tathagata showed excitement and bowed to the two saints.
But as soon as he raised his head, he saw that Jie Yin also jumped up from the futon, and then came to him in a flash.
Bang!
Jie Yin kicked Tathagata directly in the chest.
Tathagata suddenly felt his body shake, as if he was hit by a giant object, and his whole body flew backwards.
"You know what the hell, I'm so damn annoyed when I see you."
Jie Yin cursed.
Zhunti was stunned when he saw this scene.
Tathagata: As if I didn’t say what I just said, I take it back.
Zhunti: Didn’t you say that getting angry can’t solve the problem? I just slapped Tathagata a few times, good fellow, you might as well just kick Tathagata down from thirty-three places away.
In the void.
The Tathagata's body rushed straight down like a free body.
After finally controlling his falling speed, he activated his magic power and straightened his body.
"Oh, damn, everything is wrong."
"There's something wrong with my subordinates. Even saints are insane."
"No, next time something like this happens, just send Ran Deng and Maitreya up directly, and I won't come up and get beaten."
Tathagata cursed all the way and flew towards Lingshan.
As if he didn't notice, there were bright red palm prints on both sides of his face.
There was a footprint even on the clothes on his chest.
Returning to Daleiyin Temple, Tathagata walked in swaggeringly.
When the surrounding Buddhas and Bodhisattvas saw this, they all looked strange.
"What happened to Buddha?"
"I guess he was beaten by two saints."
"Shh, don't say anything, just pretend you didn't see it."
A group of Buddhas were discussing secretly.
We don’t dare to say, and we don’t dare to ask, Buddha, you pretend to be so natural, but why don’t you pay attention to these details?
The slap marks on his face and the footprints on his chest were too obvious.
"Um... Guanyin is gone?" Tathagata sat on his golden lotus platform and then looked at everyone.
Pu Xian came up.
"Buddha, before you left, Guanyin had already left. Have you forgotten?"
"Oh." Tathagata nodded.
Then, he looked at Lingji Bodhisattva and Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva below, and said: "Lingji Bodhisattva, Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva, you two go together to discuss with Guanyin to rearrange and arrange everything in the future. catastrophe."
Among the Buddhas, two monks with swollen heads came up.
"Buddha, what do you mean..." Mahasthamaprapta looked at Tathagata with a puzzled expression.
"The calamity measurement has been delayed for more than three hundred years. All the calamities that were originally planned have changed, which has led to many problems on Jin Chanzi's side. All subsequent calamities need to be re-planned."
"Follow the Buddha's decree."
The two Buddhas then bowed and retreated.
Below, Puxian suddenly looked confused.
The Buddha actually didn't let him go with Manjusri.
Tathagata glanced at Samantabhadra and naturally guessed Samantabhadra's thoughts.
Guanyin has always been at odds with Samantabhadra and Manjusri. If they were allowed to go, there is no telling what the disaster would be like in the future.
After a while.
Ananda and Kasyapa on the side couldn't stand it anymore, so they immediately came to Tathagata's side and said through a message: "Buddha, your face..."
Only then did Tathagata discover the red palm prints and footprints on his face and chest.
Suddenly, the entire Great Leiyin Temple trembled.
What did Buddha go through?
…
the other side.
Guanyin has arrived at the boundary of Guanyin Temple.
She looked below and found that Jin Chanzi and others had not arrived yet.
"What happened? It hasn't arrived yet."
Guanyin was confused, and then she flashed and landed directly on Black Wind Mountain.
In the void above.
Lin Xian couldn't help but think deeply when he saw Guanyin walking into the Batu Caves.
"As expected, this Guanyin Bodhisattva and the black bear spirit have known each other for a long time." Lin Xian said to himself with a smile.
In his consciousness, the black bear spirit stole Tang Monk's brocade cassock. Because he admired Buddhism, he was later accepted by Guanyin as his disciple and became the great mountain guardian of the South China Sea.
But looking at it now, it turns out that it was also a trap set up by Buddhism.
"It seems that I have to remind Jin Chanzi and the others." Lin Xian immediately took out his cell phone and called Jin Chanzi.
At this time, Jin Chanzi and his group were bathing in a mountain spring five hundred miles away from Guanyin Temple, and they were very happy.
"This hot spring is really nice. It would be even better if there was a girl."
Jin Chanzi said with a smile.
Sun Wukong suddenly had black streaks all over his head, "Just take a shower, my sister, I, Sun, can't stand looking at her."
【Ding! 】
At this moment, the magic mirror sounded.
Jin Chanzi noticed it immediately, jumped out of the water, took out the magic mirror from his clothes while naked, and connected the phone without even looking at it.
"Hello, Master."
"Well, follow my arrangements." Lin Xian then told Jin Chanzi about his arrangements.
