Chapter 52 Teaching a monkey to use a mobile phone

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On the day Sun Wukong was born, a golden light shot into Dou Mansion, almost causing the Tianhe River to flood.

Lin Xian vowed to punish the monkey sooner or later.

But there is one thing to say.

This monkey is really durable.

Lin Xian gave him a good beating. Apart from feeling pain and screaming, nothing happened to him. There was no injury on his body.

Lin Xian was moved.

As expected of Nuwa's legacy stone, she was born with a bronze head and iron arms, and her physical body was comparable to that of the ordinary Da Luo Jinxian.

Despite this, Lin Xian had no intention of sparing him.

"You are arrogant, unreasonable and arrogant. This next beating will make you understand what it means to be someone outside the world and there is a world outside the world."

"Being polite to you doesn't necessarily mean I'm weaker than you, I'm just more low-key. If you climb up the pole and show no shame, then that's your fault."

As he spoke, Lin Xian's mana surged between his fists and hit the monkey's face again without any mercy.

For him, it is natural for Sun Wukong to suffer severe beatings from some societies since he was born as a calf and is not afraid of tigers, so that he knows what makes people's hearts evil.

"Ah...it hurts so much. Don't hit me anymore. Don't hit me anymore."

Sun Wukong has never been wronged like this since he was born. He was beaten while being ridden on his body, and he still had no strength to fight back.

"Is it wrong?" Lin Xian stopped and asked.

"It's wrong, it's wrong, I, Old Sun, will never dare to do it again."

"Old Sun? How old are you?" Lin Xian frowned and dropped his fist again.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

The blow on the face was like a heavy hammer. Sun Wukong cried for his father and mother, begging for mercy at the risk of his life.

"Stop fighting, it's Xiao Sun. Xiao Sun is wrong. Xiao Sun will never dare to do it again in the future."

Only then did Lin Xian stop.

After thinking about it, Lin Xian clenched his fist again, and it fell like raindrops again.

"Ahhh...can you please stop beating me? It really hurts. I already know I was wrong."

Being beaten again and again and being unable to fight back, Sun Wukong burst into tears at this moment. This feeling of powerlessness almost made him despair.

Lin Xian said: "You know what the heck, you actually broke through the dragon clan's forbidden area and let go of the three karmic dragons. If it weren't for me, would you still be alive today?"

"I didn't mean it. I was deceived and let them go by mistake."

"Is it wrong?"

Lin Xian continued to beat him, but he couldn't be beaten to death anyway.

"It's wrong, it's wrong. I shouldn't have listened to others and almost caused a disaster. Xiao Sun knows that I was wrong."

Sun Wukong covered his head and burst into tears.

"As long as you know, call me daddy."

Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment.

Lin Xian raised his fist again, "Didn't you hear?"

"Dad, don't hit."

Lin Xian then retracted his fist and stood up.

He looked at Sun Wukong with great satisfaction at this moment. The monkey was just too naughty, and as expected, a beating solved all the problems.

Sun Wukong stood up tremblingly, and when he saw Lin Xian staring at him, his face was filled with horror.

"Go pick up the stick." Lin Xian looked at him.

Sun Wukong grimaced and ran over to pick up the golden cudgel.

"Stand up, stand at attention, hold your head high."

Just like that, a monkey grabbed the stick and stood as straight as a pillar in front of Lin Xian.

It took a long time.

Lin Xiancai asked: "You just said that someone tricked you into doing this. Who is he?"

Sun Wukong had a straight face and said bitterly: "He is an old man with a big head. He said his surname is Liu. He told me that there is a treasure in the forbidden area of ​​Dragon Palace and he also drew a map for me."

"Antarctic Immortal?" Lin Xian's eyes flashed.

With a big head, who else could it be but the Antarctic Immortal?

Only at this moment did he know that Sun Wukong's release of the Karmic Dragon was not due to a sudden change, but someone's intention.

This person is the Antarctic Immortal. He wants to cause trouble and make mistakes happen here.

At that time, the Jade Emperor can punish himself and make him suffer the disaster.

Thinking of this, Lin Xian couldn't help but frown.

The Jade Emperor really worked hard.

Then, Lin Xian glanced at Sun Wukong, turned over his hand, and handed a notebook to Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong took the book and saw three big characters crookedly written on it: Journey to the West. He couldn't help showing doubts.

"Some things are a long story, so I wrote them down. You'd better read them yourself."

"Journey to the West?" Sun Wukong held a copy of Journey to the West and immediately opened it to read.

This book was prepared by Lin Xian a long time ago. He narrated the story of Journey to the West based on his own memory, but the content was slightly modified, especially the part about Heaven and Buddhism plotting against Sun Wukong, which was written with great color.

It can be regarded as making the tragedy even more tragic.

Halfway through reading, Sun Wukong raised his head in confusion, "Is the Sun Wukong in this writing about me?"

"Who else could it be besides you?" Lin Xian glanced at him.

"Really or not? Is this what my old man...Xiao Sun will experience in the future? Isn't it too tragic?"

At first, Sun Wukong was like a curious baby, reading the content of the story with great interest. As a result, the protagonist looked more and more like himself, and he couldn't help but frown.

"Damn Heaven, damn Buddhism, they are so unscrupulous in order to accumulate merit."

"This Buddhist sect is so shameless. For the sake of its own prosperity, it actually uses others as pawns and has killed many lives."

Seeing this, Sun Wukong even beat his chest and trembled with anger.

He had a pure heart, and he had only been led astray before, causing him to get into such trouble.

At this moment, I knew that because of the great prosperity of Buddhism, so many humans and monsters would die in the future, and even gods would not be spared. I burst into tears and looked up to the sky and cried.

After a while, Sun Wukong finally calmed down.

He held the stick and walked towards the East China Sea step by step.

Lin Xian quickly stopped him, "Where are you going?"

Sun Wukong turned his head and said: "I decided to return the golden cudgel and this suit of armor to Donghai, and then go to my Huaguo Mountain and never come out for the rest of my life."

"You are trying to escape. Do you think Buddhism can't do anything to you like this?"

Sun Wukong turned his head and looked at Lin Xian with a look of despair, "Then what should I do?"

Lin Xian smiled coldly, "Of course it's a tooth for a tooth, which makes it difficult for them."

"But my strength is very poor. I am a golden immortal. I cannot defeat those gods and Buddhas."

After reading Journey to the West, Sun Wukong now had a vague understanding of the training system. When he thought about how he had been pretending to be sexy in front of many big guys before, he panicked.

Lin Xian's face darkened, and he went over and breathed on the back of Sun Wukong's head.

"Confucius said: Pan Gouba Mao, you have already learned about the future, are you still afraid that you cannot change your ending?"

Sun Wukong blinked, "Then what should I do next?"

Lin Xian smiled knowingly, and immediately turned his hand, and two rectangular mirrors the size of palms appeared in his palms.

"This is a mobile phone I invented. It has a formation engraved in it. If you want to contact me then, you can send me a message or call me directly. The signal will be transmitted to my mobile phone with the help of the power of heaven and earth. Do you understand? "

Sun Wukong shook his head, expressing that he didn't quite understand.

Lin Xian slapped him on the back of the head again.

"Give me the Ollie you have in mind and watch me do it..."

So, Lin Xian opened two mobile phones and began to teach the monkeys how to use them step by step.