Zu An hurriedly stepped back, and from the corner of his eye he saw a piece of yellow turbid liquid rushing over the door, and a wooden barrel was falling. He could smell a fishy smell from a distance.
He reacted immediately, thinking that someone had placed a urine bucket on the door in advance. When someone pushed the door in, they would be drenched in urine. Although it was not lethal, it was extremely insulting.
Thinking of Sang Hong's reminder yesterday, Shi Kun's appearance emerged in his mind, and he sneered in his heart. He ran faster in Mingyue City last time. Let's see how I deal with you this time.
So he summoned Lan Fu and directly controlled the yellow turbid liquid in the sky to reflect back at a faster speed than when it came.
There were two people laughing and watching the show in the distance behind the door. A big fat man was naturally the prince. The man next to him was much more handsome and upright. He could be called a handsome man no matter where he was. It was a pity that he had such gloomy eyes. It ruined his temperament a little bit, but no matter how much it was ruined, it was still much better than the big fat guy next to him.
This man was naturally Shi Kun. When he knew that Zu An had become the crown prince, his lungs almost exploded with anger. Why? A street gangster, not only married a fairy that even he could not match, but now he has become a prince and his wife, and he is on an equal footing with him?
Is this guy just out of luck? So he decided to throw a bucket of urine at the guy to ruin his luck.
The prince is inherently stupid and is most interested in fun things, so he can be easily persuaded.
But I didn't expect that the other party would react so quickly. You must know that he also specially asked someone to add a wind magic circle behind the door. The speed at which the urine bucket was poured out was difficult to avoid even at the sixth level.
Seeing the yellow liquid that bounced back, the prince opened his mouth in shock. With his ability, there was no way to avoid it.
Shi Kun had a chance to stop these things for him, but then he would have to stand in front and bathe in these disgusting liquids. Thinking of the urine of the most disgusting and smelly eunuch he had specially found before, his face jumped. I really don’t want to have this stuff splashed on me.
So he decisively stepped aside, but the prince was not so lucky. Even if there was a eunuch next to him who tried to block him, he still got wet.
After the initial shock, the prince soon burst into tears: "Wow... vomit... who made such stinky urine? I must... vomit..."
Shi Kun's eyelids jumped when he saw it. Fortunately, he didn't force it just now, otherwise it would be a lifelong shadow.
At this time, Zu An was also dumbfounded. Looking at the pitiful appearance of the big fat man not far away, he knew that he was in trouble.
This damn fat man is really stupid. He wouldn't stand behind the door if he wanted to punish someone.
At this time Shi Kun jumped out: "You are so bold that you dare to assassinate the prince. This is a serious crime against the nine clans."
The eunuchs next to them also reprimanded each other. You know, they also had a lot of urine on their bodies. Damn it, who killed a thousand swords and peed, so shamelessly?
The prince also wanted to say something, but he opened his mouth wide just now, and now there was a lot inside. As soon as he opened his mouth, he felt so sick that he wanted to vomit: "Ugh..."
Zu An's eyelids twitched, and he had no choice but to look at Shi Kun first: "It's your kid again, he's really haunted."
Shi Kun snorted: "There's no need to draw friendship. You assassinated the prince, and no one can save you now."
This is another reason why he didn't stop the prince just now. Sprinkling Zu An with urine was just a trick to vent his anger, but if the prince was splashed with urine, it would be a disaster, and Zu An would be dead. .
At this time, a group of guards came after hearing the news and were dumbfounded when they saw the situation in the room. What's going on? How could there be such a dirty thing in the prince's study?
However, they also witnessed the misery of the prince, and Shi Kun pointed at Zu An, so a group of people drew their knives to take down Zu An.
"Wait a minute!" Zu An looked at Shi Kun, "You said assassination, then what should I use to assassinate?"
"Of course..." Shi Kun was about to point to the bucket of urine, but suddenly he couldn't continue. What kind of crazy assassin would use a bucket of urine to assassinate him? No one would believe him if he told him. To maximize Zaun's guilt, the first reaction was to commit murder.
Zu An said at this time: "It seems that you want to talk about this bucket of urine. Everyone knows that I didn't bring anything with me when I entered the palace. The guards along the way can testify, so this bucket of urine was obviously prepared by my accomplices. The people who plotted to kill the prince together with me also want to kill the nine tribes, right?"
Shi Kun's balls suddenly ached, because he was the one who prepared the bucket of urine. Many people in the palace knew that, and there was no way to hide it. Little did he know that just for the sake of his quick talk, he ended up getting himself involved.
Zu An was originally an orphan, and now he has severed his engagement with the Chu family. He is truly alone. Killing him is no different from killing one of the nine clans. But he can't do it. The Shi family still has such a big family. If it is really because of If this person is implicated, his skin will be peeled off.
He had no choice but to change his words: "Even if it was not an assassination, everyone saw you splashing urine on the prince. This is a crime of great disrespect and should be punished."
"Not bad, not bad... ugh..." The big fat prince immediately agreed. He was really disgusted. How could he care about the friendship they just met yesterday.
Shi Kun on the side smiled. Now that the prince supports him, this guy is dead.
Zu An thought of Sang Hong's reminder that the prince had indeed inherited his father's meanness, unkindness and cruelty.
But at this moment, he also thought of a way, directly summoned Lan Fu, stretched out his hand and sucked away all the yellow liquid from the prince's body.
To a certain extent, urine is also a type of water.
The prince was originally dripping with water, but in the blink of an eye, he was dry again, and even the strange taste in his mouth disappeared.
A small yellow ball gathered in front of him, which was obviously the condensation of those disgusting liquids.
Zu An bowed casually, and the concentrated urine ball flew straight into Shi Kun's mouth.
Shi Kun was smiling happily, his mouth wide open, but he couldn't react: "Uh... cough... vomit..."
He hurriedly reached for his throat and tried to spit it out, but he couldn't find it in time. A disgusting smell rushed straight to the top of his head. He couldn't bear it anymore and spit out the sour water overnight.
Zu'an in a dog's day!
The anger value from Shi Kun is +999+999+999...
It's a pity that he can't speak at all now, and his mouth just spits out instinctively. Not only that, his eyes are constantly crying. Who the hell pissed him? It's so irritating.
Zu An didn't bother to care about him at all, but at the same time used the skill of "Practice a Billionaire" on the prince. One hundred thousand taels of silver disappeared in an instant, but the prince had subconsciously regarded him as a friend.
"This is fun, this is fun," the prince clapped his fat hands, "Brother, you have to teach me this."
Seeing his affectionate eyes, Zu An breathed a sigh of relief. The previous two uses of "Ping Yi Jiren" were not very effective, and in the end he failed to achieve his goal. I was originally worried that my crotch would be stretched this time, but fortunately it finally worked. It seems that this skill is not too useless.
Shi Kun was dumbfounded. He didn't understand why the prince no longer blamed the other party. Wasn't the prince usually quite stingy and irritable?
"Okay, but the prince should not call me eldest brother in the future. It is really against the rules." Zu An was worried that others would use this against him in the future, so it was better to take precautions in advance.
The prince didn't take it seriously: "By the way, not only do you need to teach me this, but you also need to teach me how to be invulnerable."
"Invulnerable?" Zu An looked confused.
The prince pointed at Shi Kun beside him and said, "What he said is that your cultivation level is obviously not high, but there are so many assassins on the way to Beijing who can't kill you just because you are invulnerable."
Shi Kun on the side was vomiting so much that bile almost came out, but he was already at the sixth level now, and he was considered a master after all. Finally, his luck forced the urine out of his body, and he vomited while holding the wooden bucket beside him. , almost full of vomit.
Hearing what the prince said, he hurriedly agreed: "Yes, if the prince doesn't believe it, let him stand at the door and you shoot him with a flying knife."
