The big fat man was so happy that he ran to the pond and lay down looking at the frogs. He looked at this and that, dancing and dancing happily like a child.
Zu An had heard people use words like "simple" when talking about the prince many times before. At that time, he felt that they were embarrassed to call the prince a fool, so he used a flattering word.
Now it seems that the prince does have a simple mind.
If he was born into an ordinary family, he might still be able to become a rich man, but being born into a royal family was destined to have no good results. He remembered that before time travel, there was an emperor in the Western Jin Dynasty who was similar to the prince in front of him, and he eventually caused chaos in the world.
It stands to reason that the emperor of this world is the most powerful person in the world. There is no reason why he should not understand this. Why must he use his own selfish desires to bury such a big hidden danger?
When he was distracted, the big fat man had already run over with a smile on his face. As he ran, the fat all over his body trembled and trembled, looking like undulating waves.
"You can really talk to frogs. How do you do it? Teach me. From now on, you will be my big brother." The big fat man pulled his sleeves with admiration.
Zu An leaned back tactically: "It's not impossible to teach you, but now I'm a little hungry and I'm really not in the mood to teach you."
Xiao Xuzi and Xiao Hezi were stunned. The prince actually called this guy eldest brother? The key is that this guy actually agreed. He really didn't know how he died.
"It's easy. There are a lot of snacks here. Xiao Xuzi, Xiao Hezi, come here and serve this..." The big fat man was stunned, "Brother, what is your name?"
"My name is Zu An." There is nothing worth hiding. Anyway, everyone in the palace should know it soon.
"Oh, my name is Zhao Ruizhi." The big fat man smiled and asked him to sit aside, which was originally the seat prepared for him by his subordinates. There were various exquisite snacks and fruits on the table, "Brother, these things are all It's more general. You need to nap your stomach first, and I'll ask them to get you something good."
Seeing the prince with a flattering smile on his face, standing nearby like a bitch, the other eunuchs were dumbfounded and deliberately scolded Zu An, but now that the prince valued him so much, no one dared to speak out for fear of getting into trouble.
"Don't bother." Zu An picked up a pastry and put it in his mouth. He suddenly thought that many people must be jealous of this idiot prince. If someone poisoned him, wouldn't he be wronged if he ate it?
So he handed the cake in his hand to the other party: "You can eat it too."
"Okay." Zhao Ruizhi smiled honestly, took it and stuffed it into his mouth.
The others were too late to stop him, and all of them turned pale. If this guy just put some poison on his hands and something happened to the prince, they wouldn't be able to survive.
Everyone was staring at the prince to see if there was anything wrong with him. Of course, their starting points were different.
Zhao Ruizhi took another piece of pastry and stuffed it into his mouth: "Brother, eat it, it's quite delicious."
Seeing him eating a large piece of snack in one bite, Zu An finally
Understand why he has grown so fat.
But I was completely relieved and took a piece of pastry to eat.
With his mouth full of cakes, Zhao Ruizhi said angrily: "By the way, how do you communicate with frogs? Please teach me."
"You must first imagine yourself as one of them, then let go of your heart and communicate with them with your heart instead of your mouth." Zu An was talking nonsense. The reason why he was able to communicate with those frogs was because of the secret of the Yin Ruins Middle East. The Tongtian jade cong given to him by Yi girl can communicate with many creatures with low intelligence.
Hey, his expression suddenly changed, and he didn't know if he could use it to control this stupid prince. His intelligence was not very high anyway.
After hearing his words, Zhao Ruizhi felt as if he had found a treasure. He didn't even bother to eat the cakes, and hurried to the pond and stared at the frogs on the lotus leaves.
Then he suddenly lay down on the shore, squatted down like a frog, and after a long time suddenly croaked.
The frog not far away also croaked in response, and Zhao Ruizhi couldn't help but be overjoyed: "Brother, big brother, I can really communicate with them."
Zu An looked strange: "What did you communicate with them?" He hadn't had time to communicate with the frogs and cooperate with this guy.
Zhao Ruizhi replied: "I asked them if they had eaten."
"Did they answer you?" The expression on Zu An's face became increasingly weird.
"Yes, they said they ate it." Zhao Ruizhi nodded decisively.
Zu An: "..."
Yes, it saves you the effort of deceiving yourself.
This guy is simply very smart.
The eunuchs on the side were also dumbfounded. If they had known that it was easy to fool someone like this, why would they have to learn frog jumping and take off their clothes just now?
However, they also understood that they could not summon all the frogs to the prince like Zu An, and the prince would naturally not believe their words so much.
Zhao Ruizhi played with the frog for a while and suddenly ran back to Zu An: "Brother, you are so capable, let me ask you another question."
"You said it." Zu An replied casually while peeling a banana and eating it.
Seeing his careless look, the eunuchs next to him all opened their eyes wide, cursing this man for being so bold.
Feeling the constant flow of anger, Zu An also knew what they were thinking. It was not that he deliberately sought death, but that he knew that when dealing with such a strange person as the prince, you cannot act according to common sense.
Deliberately acting like a superior like him made it easier to win the favor of the prince.
Zhao Ruizhi chuckled, glanced at the eunuchs around him, and seemed a little embarrassed on his face. He came to him and lowered his voice: "That's it, I want to prank someone with a fart, but she is too smart, and every time I didn't catch it every time, so she avoided it in advance. Brother, did you
What's a good idea? "
Zu An: "???"
I'm still fucking eating, are you saying this to disgust me?
But seeing the innocent expectation in his eyes, Zu An understood that he really wanted to ask, and couldn't help but laugh. His mind was really like that of a child who wanted to play tricks on his friends.
He replied casually: "This is easy to handle. Next time you fart, tell your friend, 'Something is burnt.' Then the other person will subconsciously inhale hard to smell if something is really burnt. That way I’ll smell all your farts.”
The eunuchs not far away were all shocked. Is this an idea that a human came up with? It's really too shameful.
Zhao Ruizhi was even more delighted: "Brother is really powerful, I will definitely be able to defeat her this time!"
Zu An was a little curious: "Who are you trying to punish?"
Zhao Ruizhi replied: "My wife, she always thinks I'm stupid, so I just want to successfully tease her once."
Zu An: "..."
Princess, what can I say about this, this guy actually wants his wife to smell his farts?
"What do you want to tease me about?" At this time, a cold snort came from behind.
Zhao Ruizhi trembled, his face as frowning as a quail's.
Zu An turned back curiously, and his eyes lit up.
A beautiful woman slowly walked towards the two of them. Her shoulders were as sharp as a knife, her waist was like a silk bundle, her neck was as long and soft as a swan, revealing her smooth and fair skin, and she was wearing a dazzling and luxurious palace dress. , two connected ribbons fluttering in the wind, making the waist more slender and charming.
She has a vermilion beauty mark in the center of her forehead. The bun on her head is exquisite and elegant, decorated with exquisite beads made of silk threads. There are several exquisite hairpins on both sides, and a sparkling golden hairpin. Shake, the tassels on it slowly shake with the owner's steps, as if they are shaking into people's hearts.
With her gorgeous decorations and exquisite makeup, her whole person naturally exudes a special aura of nobility.
At this moment, her moving yet majestic eyes were looking at Zu An coldly.
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Thanks to Shen Sichen, Three-Colored Jungle, Thousands of Knives in the River and Lake, Outstanding among the Heroes, Servant of Life, Pegasus Meteor Orange, Lawyer Bai 123@Baidu, Snow Moon Fairy Leng Shuangyue, Qingli Fairy Jiang Xueli, Ai Wen Cai Will Win, Book Friends 59184643 , Book Friends 58657930, Chu Shiqi, Book Friends 58770129, zmx123654, Yun Che is not motion sickness, The Emperor of Heaven is bright, Romantic and sad story, Liang Siqin, Book Friends 58869982... There are many more rewards from all the enthusiastic book friends. I can't list everything I've missed, so I apologize.
I think about writing it down every time, but I forget it every time. It’s been a long time since I’ve thanked you all. I’ve always had a rough life, and you still support me like this. I’m touched and embarrassed at the same time. But I’m so brave. Scumbag, he is often very motivated one second, and then turns around and becomes a loser again the next moment...
