Zu An didn't know how long the effect of this medicine would last. Once these people recovered, he wouldn't be able to take it anymore, so he naturally wanted to eliminate all dangers.
He felt that he was worthy of them if he didn't crush their bones and scatter their ashes and add a death curse to bury a dragon like a certain protagonist in the novel he read in his previous life.
Ji Xiaoxi recalled the lustful looks those people had given her just now, and knew that what he said made sense, so she bit her lips and stopped trying to persuade them.
Zu An continued to come to the next person. The person looked at the two companions who died in vain, and said directly with a heartbeat: "Kill if you want to, don't pretend to let us live, we are all robbers, There’s not a single person in the whole village who can play a musical instrument!”
Zu An frowned: "Is that so? Let me ask another question. It's a common sense question that everyone should be able to answer."
The man didn't expect the unexpected turn of events, and said with joy on his face: "Okay, you ask."
Zu An pondered for a moment, pointed at his face and asked, "Am I handsome?"
The man hurriedly replied: "Handsome, I have never seen such a handsome man. You are the entire Mingyue City. Oh no, you are the most handsome man in the world. Even the prince of the elves will be ashamed when he sees you. Suicide. By the way, there is also Mrs. Yu over there who is the most beautiful woman in the capital. Just looking at you will probably cause her to sit on the floor and ovulate. She comes to recommend herself as a pillow mat. You may not even like her..."
In this situation, even if Zu An looks like a strong black jackal, he will praise him to the sky.
The rest of the companions in Heifeng Village looked sympathetic, thinking that my brother is also making things difficult for you. I never thought you had such a talent for flattering me before.
The guards of the Yu family on the other side glared angrily. They had just witnessed the scene. They did not dare to get angry at Zu An and could only wait for the guy who said disgusting words with murderous eyes.
The anger value from Jade Yanluo is +99!
Zu An was a little happy. It was the first time he received the anger value from Madam Jade. It seemed that this guy had gone too far in flattering her.
Noticing the smile on his face, the man in black felt happy and said hurriedly: "Are you satisfied with my answer?"
"You know too much." Zu An raised his knife and killed another one.
The bandits from Heifeng Village are angry +666!
The eyes of the guards of the Yu family instantly went straight, is this fucking okay?
Pfft~
There was a chuckle from the carriage, but it was obvious that he immediately covered it with his mouth and regained his tranquility.
Zu An came to the fourth man in black and asked, "Am I handsome?"
The man swallowed, and the painful lesson his companion just learned was still vivid in his mind: "You are very ugly, but this will highlight your masculinity..."
Before he could finish speaking, Zu An raised his knife and killed him again: "Open your eyes and tell lies."
The bandits from Heifeng Village are angry +666!
He continued to the next man in black and repeated the question.
I witnessed the two people just now being killed for giving both positive and negative answers. The man almost didn't urinate and answered tremblingly: "I...I don't know."
Zu An raised the knife in his hand and let out a long sigh: "If you don't even know this, what's the point of continuing to live?"
The anger from the bandits in Black Wind Village is +666!
…
They fought all the way and finally came to their leader Bao Gang: "It's your turn."
Bao Gang snorted coldly: "No matter what you answer, you will die. Anyway, you have the final say. In that case, what else should I answer? I will kill you if you want. But my two brothers will definitely avenge me. You will definitely be cut to pieces by a thousand cuts!"
Zu An hummed: "It was indeed a bit of bullying just now."
Bao Gang almost cried. You damn well knew you were bullying someone just now. Did you know that I was about to pee?
"Let's do this. This time I will test you with a question that has a standard answer. As long as you answer it correctly, I will definitely let you go." Zu An said.
"Are you serious?" Although Bao Gang knew that the other party was unlikely to let him go, his survival instinct still made him ask. After all, living in this world is so carefree and happy, stealing people's money and sleeping with others - his wife and daughter are dead. But there is really nothing left.
Zu An nodded and said: "Of course it is true. There is definitely a standard answer to this question. If you feel unconvinced then, I can tell you what the correct answer is to convince you."
Bao Gang gritted his teeth: "Okay, you can ask."
Zu An said: "What's the next line of 'Eating three hundred lychees a day'?" I don't believe you can understand this ancient poem from the earth.
Bao Gang was overjoyed: "I know, I know, the next sentence is 'I will continue to be a Lingnan native forever'."
Zu An was stunned. He had felt that the culture of this world was very similar to the previous world. He didn't expect that there were even these ancient poems. Then how could he imitate those time-traveling predecessors who relied on reciting poems to show off!
"Wrong answer." Zu An said with a dark face and tried to strike again.
Bao Gang howled like a killing pig: "Impossible, I have heard this poem before, 'Spring is everywhere under the Luofu Mountain, and the oranges and red bayberries are fresh every time.
Eat three hundred lychees a day, and you will live a long life as a Lingnan native.' The next sentence is what I just answered. What do you think I did wrong? "
Zu An snorted: "The next sentence is obviously 'eat one hundred and ninety-nine thousand lychees in a year'. I am obviously taking the arithmetic test, but who is testing your poetry." After speaking, he raised his knife and dropped it.
"You fucking deliberately tricked me!"
The anger value from Bao Gang is +1000!
Zu An wiped the blood from the knife on his body, and then let out a long sigh: "You finally know."
Gulu~
The remaining guards of the Yu family swallowed their saliva, thinking to themselves, we seemed to have scolded this guy just now?
Dead, dead!
Zu An ignored them, but ran to the bodies of Bao Gang and others and groped around.
Ji Xiaoxi approached with some curiosity: "Brother Zu, are you looking for something that can prove their identity?"
Zu An shook his head: "No, I just wanted to see if they had anything valuable on them... Damn it, they don't even have a single copper!"
Ji Xiaoxi: "..."
Everyone in the Yu family: "..."
Ji Xiaoxi said weakly: "These people come out to rob, so they probably don't bring money with them."
Zu An thought so, but I still felt a pain in my body. I worked for a long time in vain, and I even lost a bottle of paralysis poison.
Wait, you said anger is worth it?
Is anger worth eating? Others in this world don’t recognize this thing.
Suddenly he noticed the shivering guards of the Yu family, and what he thought was a kind smile appeared on his face: "How about you guys answer my question? How can you repay me for saving you?"
Everyone in the Yu family was filled with dead souls. They had seen with their own eyes just how tragic the death of the people in Heifeng Village was, and now their scalps were numb when they heard the word "question".
"Thank you so much for the young hero's help. I am willing to give you ten thousand taels of gold as a thank you gift. I wonder if the young hero is satisfied?" A soft and charming voice sounded.
The carriage that had been silent before finally moved. A slender hand lifted the door curtain, and then a stunning beauty slowly walked out.
Zu An originally thought that he had a high resistance to beauty. After all, in his previous life, what kind of beauties had he not seen on the Internet, in movies and TV shows?
People from China, Europe, America, island countries, and even those in two-dimensional anime, and they use TikTok every day as if they are choosing a concubine. Therefore, they don’t care so much about the title of the most beautiful woman in the world. They just treat these bumpkins as nothing. experience.
But it wasn't until this moment that he realized that he was wrong. He was very wrong. The beautiful woman he saw through the screen of his computer and mobile phone was far from the strong impact he saw in reality.
The Lady Jade who got off the carriage had delicate skin that was unmatched by any young girl. Her skin was as smooth and delicate as milk, and her eyes were as deep and beautiful as the stars in the night sky.
There is no flaw in the perfect face, the slender neck and the bun on top of her head make her look even more noble and mature.
Her eyes involuntarily slid down, turning over her perfectly plump breasts. The slim-fitting white dress gathered at her waistline, making her waist appear more slender, and then outlined a touching and perfect curve at her waist and hips.
Ji Xiaoxi next to her suddenly felt a sense of shame. Although everyone around her praised her for her beauty, compared with the lady in front of her, she could not imitate the mature and elegant temperament that she naturally showed. .
"Does it look good?" Noticing Zu An's slightly wanton gaze, Madam Yu showed no intention of getting angry, but showed a gentle smile.
"Good-looking." Zu An nodded, "I originally thought I was the most beautiful person in the world, but I didn't expect you to be just a little bit behind me."
Pfft~
Ji Xiaoxi couldn't help but laugh a little, and her depressed and low mood suddenly disappeared.
Yu Yanluo was also stunned. Over the years, she had become accustomed to the stunning looks from too many men when they saw her, but no one had ever been so... so natural like him.
"You are very interesting." Yu Yanluo pursed her lips and smiled. It was like the ice and snow melting and hundreds of flowers blooming. "What is your name? You call yourself Ping Shu. Just now, this little girl called you Brother Zu. That should be the name." Your real name, what is your name?"
"I never leave my name behind when I do good deeds." Zu An shook his head. He had previously reported Cheng Shou Ping's name just to take the blame. Now he was in a crisis-ridden situation in the Chu family. Before he figured it out, he didn't want to be blamed. Know the details in advance.
Yu Yanluo glanced at the corpses of the Black Wind Village bandits that he had searched in a mess on the ground, and the corners of her lips slightly raised a nice curve: "But I don't have that much money with me now. If I don't know your real name, How can I give it to you afterwards?"
Zu An was scratching his head a little and was obviously very conflicted, but in the end he decided to give in to the money, took her hand and walked aside: "Follow me!"
Yu Yanluo's eyes fell on the hand holding her arm, a cold light flashed in her eyes, but she didn't say anything in the end.
The guards of the Yu family on the side all stared blankly. Their wife always hated any physical contact with men, but she let him catch her without stopping her?
I wanted to scold him, but I was still frightened thinking about how he tortured everyone in Black Wind Village just now, so how could I dare to speak.
Zu An took Jade Yanluo to a secluded place in the distance, and then said: "Let me declare in advance, I am not saying this just for the sake of the ten thousand taels of gold..."
Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted. Yu Yanluo's eyes fell on his hand: "Can you let go of my hand first?"
---
Thanks to the book friend for the cold reward. I looked at the time and saw it was 2 or 3 o'clock in the middle of the night. Go to bed early in the future, otherwise your body will not be able to hold on and you will easily become a young man with kidney deficiency.
