Just as Xue'er was about to speak, Zu An already said in rapid succession: "Just now I fell into the pond without knowing it. Sister Xue'er came to save me, but accidentally slipped and fell in. Fortunately, I know how to A little water was enough to save her."
Who knows who wants to kill him? Let’s avoid quarreling with him until I get more information.
Xueer's expression changed, but in the end she didn't refute.
"Is this really the case?" Chu Chuyan glanced at Xue'er, "You are all soaked. Go take a shower and change clothes first. After washing, have a meal."
After saying that, he drifted away again, making Zu An complain a lot. He was dressed in white and his feet did not touch the ground. Seeing this posture in the middle of the night, he thought he had seen a ghost.
But he immediately realized a problem: "Xue'er, where can we bathe and change clothes? How about we go together?"
"Get out!" Xue'er thought to herself, "If you're not dressed properly now, I'll beat you until your mother doesn't even recognize me. I'll take your surname from now on."
He glanced at the melon seeds scattered on the ground with some distress, stamped his feet and trotted away.
Fortunately, Chu Chuyan sent a servant to lead the way. After bathing and changing clothes in the room, Zu An looked in the mirror and saw that his appearance was similar to that of his previous life, except that he was much thinner, but he was already very satisfied: "Sure enough, he is still so handsome. Although he is not as good as Pan An, he is still a bit better than Ximen Qing."
I was originally looking forward to having a meal with my cheap wife later, but who knew that Chu Chuyan didn't show up at all, but someone just sent some food.
"Holy shit, do you think I'm a prisoner?" Zu An suddenly realized that he still overestimated the status of a disciple in this world. Looking at this posture, he was not even qualified to eat at the table.
"Don't eat the food that comes to you!" Zu An didn't understand why he was willing to endure such humiliation in this life. He picked up the food and threw it aside. Who knew that not long after, his stomach suddenly heard a growling sound, and the aroma of the food kept spreading. Come.
Zu An frowned, but finally decided that a man could bend and bend, and quickly picked up the food and swept it away. Not to mention, the food cooked by this chef was quite delicious.
After finishing the meal, Zu An felt much more comfortable and began to think about how to survive in this world.
He found paper and pen in the room and wrote the title: Guide to Survival in Another World.
Then he began to recall the information he had seen online before, and he couldn't help but miss the computer in his previous life, the games on his mobile phone, and the pleasure of debating with people on the forum...
I don’t know how long it took, but I suddenly noticed that it was getting dark outside.
Wait, what did I want to do just now?
Looking at the draft with only a title, his eyelids twitched, and he crumpled it into a ball and threw it away. He decided to go out for a walk to see if he could find out more information.
In this life, he had suffered so much when he became a maid. With his always helpful character, of course he wanted to vent his anger and cheer up his husband.
Although he was not very familiar with this house, with his eloquent tongue, it was easy to find out Chu Chuyan's residence from the servants. Before he entered the house, he heard Xue'er's voice in the house: "Miss, eat some melon seeds." What?"
"No, you should eat less. I heard that eating too many melon seeds will damage your front teeth."
"Miss, you're scaring me again... By the way, that guy is getting more and more over the top. I feel like he was more pleasing to the eye before, but today I don't know where the problem is."
"I also think he is different from usual today." Chu Chuyan hummed. Just as Zu An's heart was lifted, he heard her say something again, "Maybe he was struck by lightning today, and he was a little stunned. .”
Zu An: "..."
Xue'er was so amused that she snorted after a while: "Miss, this guy did something like that last night. Why didn't Miss mean to blame him?"
Chu Chuyan said calmly: "What happened last night was very strange. I will discuss it with my parents tomorrow before making any fuss."
Zu An was overjoyed when he heard this. He didn't expect that this cheap wife had an above-average IQ. She didn't need to perform the routine of those bloody dramas on TV.
"This guy is really advantageous," Xue'er muttered, "Why didn't the thunder strike him to death? Otherwise, miss, you wouldn't have to guard this loser."
"Don't say such words again." Chu Chuyan scolded.
Seeing that they never mentioned what happened at the pool, Zu An thought that this matter had nothing to do with the cheap wife. No, the more beautiful the woman, the more likely she was to lie, so she couldn't let her guard down.
Zu An became angry when he heard that Xue'er still kept saying bad things about him in the room.
My uncle can't bear it, but my aunt can't! Kick open the door.
Chu Chuyan was a little surprised when she saw his arrival: "What are you doing here?"
"It's dark, and there's nothing else to do, so of course I'm here to sleep." Zu An glared at that girl Xue'er fiercely, thinking of finding an opportunity to prepare some dumb medicine to see how arrogant you can be.
Chu Chuyan's face darkened: "Then why do you come to my place?"
"Isn't it natural for a husband to sleep with his wife?" Zu An walked towards the back room with a matter-of-fact expression.
"Ah~"
With a scream, Zu An was kicked out without any surprise.
Xueer gloated and said, "Young man with the surname Zu, you don't take a piss to show what you are, and you still want to get close to our young lady?"
But to her surprise, there was no expression of shame or anger on the other person's face, but a smile on his face: "As expected."
Zu An judged from various details before that the two of them should not have any physical contact. This time was just a verification. Now instead of being angry, he was not only not angry, but also happy. He could start from scratch to conquer this cheap wife.
"Did you really get your head chopped off?" Xue'er didn't see the expected reaction. She always felt that something was wrong and she wasn't so happy.
Zu An also felt that something was wrong with his reaction. He quickly put away his smile and made a sad and angry look: "Is there any justice? Which wife in this world does not sleep with her husband."
"Shut up!" Chu Chuyan's face finally turned red. He waved his sleeves and closed the door to prevent his howling from being heard by the entire house.
Zu An continued to play tricks and said: "Since you don't want to sleep with me, why are you still married to me? Tomorrow I will go to the city and beat gongs and drums to tell our truth. Then it will be your Chu family who has no face." I still have no face."
"How dare you!" Chu Chuyan stood up, and an inexplicable aura spread out.
Zu An snorted: "Why don't you dare? My reputation is already bad anyway and I'm not afraid of getting worse. In fact, isn't this just what you want? It just lets other wealthy young men know that you are flawless..."
Chu Chuyan took a deep breath and looked at Zu An with a frosty expression: "Do you really want to sleep with me?"
"Yes, yes!" Zu An looked excited. This silly girl couldn't bear it and got dizzy. How could he miss this good opportunity? Didn't Zhang Ailing say that the most convenient way to a woman's heart is? Let’s talk about the uncooked rice and the cooked rice.
Chu Chuyan said calmly: "Then let Xue'er accompany you tonight."
Xueer, who was eating melon and watching a show, said: "???"
"Miss!"
The melon seeds in my hand suddenly no longer smell good!
Chu Chuyan glanced at her with a rather playful look in her eyes: "Anyway, when he rescued you today, he touched and hugged you. What's more, as a girl who is married to a married woman, she has this obligation. Why, you don't want to What?"
After meeting her eyes, Xue'er shuddered all over as she thought of her usual no-nonsense nature. She didn't dare to say anything more and could only bite her lips tightly, tears welling up in her eyes.
Zu An was stunned, what kind of rhythm is this? Send other women to your husband's bed? But thinking that Xue'er was going to kill him during the day, he also wanted to see what was going on between them, so Jin Dao Da Ma sat down and said:
"Xue'er, Xue'er, come and help me change my clothes."
Chu Chuyan in the distance frowned slightly. This guy's shamelessness seemed to be beyond his imagination.
Xue'er gave Chu Chuyan a pitiful look, but it was a pity that her young lady directly picked up a book to read. If Zu An stood behind Chu Chuyan, he would definitely find that the small book she sandwiched between the big books was what she was reading during the day. The one.
Seeing that the young lady didn't even look at her, Xue'er finally gave up and came over reluctantly. She glared at Zu An fiercely and said with a heroic look: "Come if you want, I will treat you like a dog." Take a bite!" At the same time, there was a trace of murderous intent hidden deep in his eyes. His little hand touched the thin needle hidden in the braid, and his eyes were full of struggle.
Chu Chuyan, who had been reading just now, also raised his head and looked at her figure thoughtfully.
Zu An was also a little confused. Originally he just wanted to test what kind of medicine they were selling in the gourd, but in this situation, was he like a beast or worse than a beast?
In the end, he became fierce. You are not afraid of women. What am I afraid of as a man? Since I want to act, then I will act with you! Let’s see who can’t support it first.
After making up his mind, he laughed arrogantly and rushed towards Xueer...
After a while, a shrill scream suddenly sounded in the room: "No!"
Zu An was seen staring at the lower part of his belly in disbelief, as if his whole body had turned to stone. Chu Chuyan looked away with a blush on his face, with a hint of surprise and pity in his eyes.
Xueer, who survived the disaster, was not so polite. She picked up her clothes and covered her chest while taking back the concealed weapon. At the same time, she expressed her revenge with sarcasm: "I thought you were just a useless wimp with no ability, but now I realize that I overestimated you." Oh, it turns out you are not even a man, hahaha, I was laughing so hard..."
Zu An didn't even have the mood to refute, his eyes were full of tears, and he left the room with extremely heavy steps. This blow was really too big. He was confident that he could resolve any other difficulties one by one, but his body was not born to stand up. , what’s the point of it all? Not everyone can be Sima Qian.
Not long after walking, he happened to encounter a crooked-necked tree. He mechanically took off his belt and wrapped it around the branch. He decided to hang himself. Maybe he would die and go back in time.
At this moment, an old voice suddenly sounded in my ears: "You are just under a special restriction, it is not unsolvable."
Zu An looked back and saw a rickety old man standing nearby. His old face was as wrinkled as tangerine peel for many years. He had a small hoe on his waist. His whole body was trembling, as if he would collapse if the wind blew. .
The memory slowly emerged in my mind. I vaguely remembered that this old man was a servant in the house, responsible for taking care of the garden. He was usually taciturn and withdrawn. He had almost no sense of presence in the house. He was often bullied. Everyone called him Old man Mi.
The previous owner of this body had a similar problem with him and secretly gave him some snacks, so he had some impression of it.
But Zu An is more concerned about another issue now: "Restriction, who put the restriction on me?" He thought, could it be that woman Chu Chuyan? But it doesn't sound like her tone.
Old Man Mi shook his head: "I don't know either. I think this restriction should have been planted when you were very young."
"Senior, does anyone know the solution?" Zu An grabbed his arm with anticipation. He had read so many novels and TV series. Such an old man was not simple at first glance. At this moment, he thought about many possibilities. In the past, a The top expert, for various reasons, had to hide his name in the Chu family and work as an ordinary flower farmer...
Of course you should hug those thighs tightly!
