It hurts, my whole body hurts, and I can smell a faint burnt smell in my nose.
etc!
Zu An remembered that he had just been quarreling with the scholars on the forum. Even though there was a thunderstorm outside, it did not affect his state at all. He really made the heroes restrain their hands and all the horses were silent... Uh, no, that's what I call convincing people with virtue.
Then there was a violent thunder, and a lightning bolt the size of a basketball suddenly came through the wall from the outside, glowing with a hazy red light, changing erratically in the air.
Zu An only felt a sad and desolate whistling sound in his ears. It was difficult to describe that feeling accurately with words. Then he saw the keyboard on the table turning into fly ash bit by bit, and then his hand, the annihilated part. Follow the hand all the way up, and then he doesn't know anything.
Did you feel like you were struck by lightning just now?
What is that thing? Ball lightning? As a keyboard warrior, he has watched Liu's "Ball Lightning". He has always had a clear mind. Now he is not afraid, but is replaced by a kind of excitement. Could it be that I have turned into lightning? Hero, or Quantum Hero?
He tried hard to open his eyes, but his eyes were in chaos, and he couldn't tell up, down, left, and right. Suddenly, there was a numb and tingling sensation in his fingers, and he quickly turned around to look - in fact, he didn't know what he was seeing with his eyes. I still see in my heart:
A keyboard faintly appeared near his fingertips. It was no different from the keyboard he used in daily life. The only difference was that the keys on the keyboard were extremely dark. He tried to reach out and press the keys, but unfortunately none of them could be pressed. It seemed that they were all welded. Died on it.
"The Keyboard Man title is successfully bound. The corresponding functions will be automatically unlocked after meeting the conditions." A cold voice sounded in his mind, and Zu An was startled. They were all Flash, Spider-Man, and Iron Man, and each one was more powerful than the other. Feng, although the name of this keyboard warrior fits my personality somewhat, why does it still sound so awkward?
"What are the requirements for unlocking?" Zu An asked hurriedly.
"Collect the secret books of 12 unknown places in this world and insert them into the card slots F1 to F12 in sequence. Each time a book is collected, the corresponding function will be unlocked." A cold voice replied.
Only then did Zu An notice that the F1-F12 keys on the keyboard had some weird carvings painted on them, presumably corresponding to the 12 secret books.
"Wish you good luck, Keyboard Man!" After leaving these words, the keyboard twisted and turned into a shadow that disappeared under his fingers. Zu An hurriedly asked: "Wait a minute, what are the 12 unknown places? , how can I find those secret books?"
Unfortunately, no matter how he called, the cold voice never appeared again, and even the mysterious keyboard disappeared.
Zu An couldn't help but curse a little, what a broken keyboard, the protagonists start with awesome golden fingers, why do they need such harsh unlocking conditions to get here? It sounds like an unknown place that is not easy to mess with. Can secret codes and other things be given to anyone casually? I want 12 more copies. Isn’t this a joke?
At this time, the surroundings gradually ceased to be chaotic, and it seemed that the presence of light could be felt in front of my eyes, and the voice of someone speaking was faintly heard in my ears:
"It's strange. Thunder suddenly falls in a clear sky. It doesn't make sense."
"He must have done something outrageous, and God can't stand it."
"Hey, this seems to be the famous good-for-nothing uncle of the Chu family. He was already attracted by a fairy-like figure like the eldest lady of the Chu family. But he was still not satisfied. I heard that last night on the wedding night He actually touched the bed of the second young lady of the Chu family."
"I'll go, are all the sisters taking advantage of this?"
"Hey hey hey, which brother-in-law doesn't like my sister-in-law."
"Deserves to be struck by lightning!"
"It's a pity that the eldest lady of the Chu family is so beautiful that she became a widow at such a young age."
"Hush, be careful not to be heard by the Chu family. They are hunting this beast everywhere."
Zu An was confused when he heard what he said. What a mess. The world is really in decline now. These people are talking nonsense and they don’t know how to call an ambulance. When I wake up, I will expose it on the Internet and condemn you like this. Shameless act!
"Get out of the way, here comes Wuzuo." I don't know who yelled.
"What?" Zu An was confused. Shouldn't he be called a forensic doctor? Is this a costume drama?
Soon he felt a person squatting down next to him, pressing his fingers everywhere on his body: "The flesh of the corpse was burnt yellow, the body was soft and black, the hands were scattered by fists, the mouth was open and the eyes were cracked, there were large areas of red and purple color on the body but the flesh was not damaged. , it is indeed a symptom of being struck to death by lightning.”
Zu An was angry and frightened after hearing this. He just wanted to die. He couldn't bear the ugly appearance of his death. He didn't know where he got the strength. He sat up suddenly and said, "Can you put some makeup on me first and then take pictures?" ?”
"It's a fake corpse!" The people watching the excitement dispersed in an instant.
Zu An was also stunned, because he saw that the clothes of the people around him were indeed ancient costumes, and the quality of the materials was generally very poor. They were not as flashy and beautiful as in costume dramas. What was even more creepy was that there were no cameras nearby. When taking pictures of cars and the like, even as far as the eye can see, there are no mobile phones, no telephone poles, no cars, no traces of the world that I am familiar with.
It turns out I’m not dead. Did I travel through time? He had seen so many scenes like this in novels that he was used to it.
"You... what kind of monster are you?" The man was so frightened that he fell to the ground, pointing at him and his mouth was trembling.
"You're such a big monster, you can't tell the difference between the living and the dead. What do you think you are doing? Ahem..." As soon as he opened his mouth, smoke kept coming from his mouth and nose. He was a little choked for a moment. He thought he had just been struck by lightning. sequelae.
Only then did Zu An notice that the clothes he was wearing were not the same as before, and even his arms were much thinner than before. A terrible thought suddenly arose in his mind, and he hurriedly opened his pants and looked inside, and suddenly let out a tragic cry. wailing: "Oh~NO~"
A picture of a giant roc spreading its wings has turned into a chicken pecking at rice. No one can accept this huge gap.
At this moment, the surrounding area suddenly became quiet. The crowds in the distance moved out of the way and stared blankly in a certain direction. Many people even lowered their heads with guilt, but they couldn't help but quietly raised their heads to peek.
Zu An looked subconsciously and finally understood why these people reacted like this. A woman in white slowly walked over.
With bright eyes, snow-skinned skin, and picturesque eyebrows, the mountain wind blows gently, her black hair is flying, her white skirt is fluttering, and her waist is lightly tied with a light blue ribbon. The whole person is like an ethereal fairy in the clouds.
"Shit!" It's just that I'm uneducated and don't know what words can describe the beauty of the other person.
Seeing her looking down at him, Zu An stood up unwilling to be outdone: "Does the beauty have a boyfriend? If so, would you mind changing to another one? If not, would you mind having another one?"
A look of displeasure flashed across the face of the woman in white, and she said coldly: "Okay, Zu An, it's only been a few hours and you don't even recognize your wife anymore?"
Clam?
Zu An was immediately shocked. The woman in front of him, who seemed to have stepped out of a painting, was actually the wife of this unlucky man? What's even more shocking is that the unlucky guy who was struck to death by lightning was also named Zu An?
At this moment, a lot of familiar and unfamiliar memories suddenly flooded into his mind.
What is familiar is that this world is very similar to ancient China, with similar language and culture; what is unfamiliar is that this is a world of practitioners, where individuals are extremely powerful, and some people can even cut off the sea with a sword and cross the world in one step.
Unlike the fairy novels in my memory, most of the highest martial arts in this world are held in temples. The higher a person's strength, the higher his status and power.
The emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty we live in today is one of the most powerful practitioners in the world.
This was an extremely powerful dynasty, with a territory far larger than any dynasty in ancient China. The royal families and kings were scattered all over the place to guard the four directions. Under the kings, the princes, princes, sons, and nobles of all sizes also had their own fiefdoms and private armies, and Centrally appointed officials govern the local area.
For example, the Mingyue City where the place is located is the fiefdom of Mingyue Gong Chu Zhongtian.
The original owner of this body is also named Zu An. He was an orphan since he was a child and was raised by his uncle. He is a famous good-for-nothing young man in the city. He can be said to be incompetent in literature and martial arts. He is always high-spirited, ambitious and boastful. This is everyone's impression of him. I heard that he was the one who made his uncle angry to death.
But what shocked everyone some time ago was that such a loser actually got the favor of the Princess of Mingyue City, the eldest lady of the Duke's family, and was recruited into the Chu family as a son-in-law.
How could such a waste be worthy of the noble Miss Chu, let alone such a stunning beauty? Everyone has a feeling that I am better than him.
And the beautiful woman in white in front of her is Chu Chuyan, the eldest daughter of the Chu family.
Facing her question, Zu An responded quickly. He smiled and stretched out his hand to hug her waist: "I'm not afraid that you will be sad. I deliberately made a joke to lighten the atmosphere."
Since it is another self in the parallel world, then this wife is also his wife - of course, if the other person looks more like a flower, he will never admit this marriage.
Chu Chuyan turned around without leaving any trace, just avoiding his hand: "I'm sad, for you?" There was a hint of indifference in her faint voice.
Zu An didn't care, thinking that she was too embarrassed to be intimate with him in public, so he hurriedly chased after her, hoping to take the opportunity to brush up on her favorability.
Unexpectedly, a beautiful figure stopped between them. Zu An took a closer look and found a girl in emerald green clothes holding her hand in front of her eyes. She had combed bangs and many exquisite braids on her head. She was extremely slender and the most attractive. What people pay attention to is the waist of the water snake that is full of water.
Just when Zu An was about to praise a pretty girl, who knew that the words in her mouth were not so pleasant: "Have you forgotten your identity? There are no rules, get behind the scenes."
Zu An was stunned and vaguely remembered that the girl in front of him seemed to be Miss Chu's personal maid Xue'er. He thought to himself, how dare you, a maid, talk to the master like this?
At this time, whispers came from around:
"This is the eldest lady of the Chu family. She is indeed incredibly beautiful."
"Even the maid is so beautiful!"
"The guy who was struck by lightning is really the useless uncle of the Chu family. I don't know what his virtues and abilities are."
"Who from all over the country doesn't know that he is living a soft life in the Chu family? Look at how submissive he is in front of the maid."
…
Wimpy uncle?
Zu An looked weird. He was a bit miserable in this world, but he didn't care about it now. What's wrong with eating soft food? It’s also a matter of hard work to eat soft food, but you can’t even get it if you want to!
Chu Chuyan quickly got into a carriage. Zu An wanted to follow, but was glared at by the maid Xue'er who was sitting in front of the carriage and stopped him outside. The other servants seemed to be used to it and started to start the carriage directly. Completely ignoring his existence.
Zu An was a little unhappy. After all, your husband was struck by lightning and is still very weak. Why don't you let him walk back like this?
So regardless of the situation, he trotted over and sat down directly on Xueer's lap.
Xue'er was startled and hurriedly dodged to the side, revealing a gap, and Zu An got directly into the carriage.
There was an elegant and charming fragrance in the carriage, and Chu Chuyan was reading a book. She obviously didn't expect him to come in. You must know that he used to stay outside, so he couldn't help but be stunned for a while.
Zu An was about to say something when he suddenly noticed the title of the book in her hand - "Sweet Little Beloved Wife: The Domineering Sword Immortal's Ninety-Nine Days of Loving".
Xueer came in angrily and wanted to arrest him: "Hey, I said you are..."
Chu Chuyan quickly put the book into her sleeve, and a faint blush flashed across her pure white face: "Forget it, Xue'er, let him be here."
Xue'er glared at Zu An and sat back in front of the carriage angrily.
"What did you just see?" There was a dangerous light in Chu Chuyan's eyes.
Zu An waved his hand: "I didn't see anything."
Are there romance novels in this world? The title of the book was indeed as shameful as ever. I really didn't expect that a cold-hearted woman like her would secretly read this kind of book.
Seeing the disbelief on the other party's face, Zu An was worried about being silenced, so he hurriedly found a different topic: "Madam, do you know those unknown places in this world? Which one is closest to us?"
Chu Chuyan looked at him in surprise: "Where did you hear about the unknown land?" Xue'er's eyes flashed outside the carriage, but she quickly lowered her head to cover it up.
Zu An subconsciously replied: "I heard what others said."
"Impossible!" Chu Chuyan frowned, "Ordinary people have no chance of knowing this word."
