Everyone has value, and no one is a complete loser. If you haven't shown any skills or become a blockbuster so far, you might as well change a place or a different way, such as in bed or in your sleep.
White Cat has been working as a gatekeeper all his life. It was not until a few days ago that he joined the Jinyiwei family under the arrangement of his young master and became a well-established employee of the Ming Empire. Fortunately, Jinyiwei is not a picky eater. Otherwise, Even for the yamen servants who are responsible for cleaning the yamen, people will not take white cats without paying for them. They are both greedy and lazy. This cannot be tolerated in any unit, unless your father is the leader.
However, no matter how useless a person is, there are moments of highlight. Today's white cat can be said to be an excellent performer. If others can't do it, he can do it. He can be called the brightest cub today and has a chance to win today's Oscar for Best Supporting Actor.
"Okay, young master, take a look at me." Being so valued and trusted by everyone made Bai Mao feel that he had the skills to steal the leading man's role.
Lifting his belt, and then spitting, the white cat placed the porcelain basin filled with sugar water at one end of the cart, then took a deep breath, concentrated his three souls, seven souls, nine meridians and eighteen meridians, The body made a leap, stopped briefly in the air, and then the white cat landed on the cart.
"Ah, it hurts".
"Haha, good job, the white cat hit again." Hearing the familiar voice of pain, Li Ergou and others praised him one after another.
Unexpectedly, Bai Mao, who had an unsatisfactory performance in the Shuang Wai Wai Bathhouse, would have such a bright performance today. Li Ergou was also proud of having such an excellent colleague.
"Master, it's broken, go find Miss Jinghao quickly."
Everyone followed the sound and saw the white cat covering a part of his body with both hands. The people also bent down and saw that the porcelain basin was still intact in the corner of the cart.
Um, okay, arrogant soldiers are bound to lose. Arrogant people are often the most likely to make mistakes. This means that the children of leaders can also be leaders in the future. It is obvious that the performance of the blind man made the white cat proud, and the proud person The result was that, under the watchful eyes of the general manager, the white cat made a mistake. According to normal operations, the result of the mistake was nothing more than Wang Busheng and others, who sent desserts to the Japanese pirates. But the white cat was different. After all, he was fighting against the Japanese. A person who always performs extremely well. His mistakes are naturally different.
In our limited impression, the structure of the pallet truck is also conceivable. There are two handles of equal length and thickness. When there is no cargo, they are tilted. When loading the cargo, press it with both hands to maintain balance, and the king will not die. When someone wants to send the porcelain basin outside the wall, they naturally have to put their feet on the handle of the cart. The white cat's landing point is right on the handle of the cart, but the stress point is deviated. People always use His feet were strong, and he was using his own lifeblood. It has to be said that in order to win the anti-Japanese war, White Cat fought for thousands of generations of descendants.
Seeing the white cat's eyes rolled out from the pain, everyone hurriedly helped the white cat up. However, the white cat refused because of the location of the injury. Maybe squatting would be better.
"White cat, how are you"? The damage has already been done, Wang Busheng doesn’t want the white cat to do anything bad again.
"Master, wuwuwu, it hurts so much, it hurts more than the first night." The white cat was crying, but seeing the tears in its eyes, the onlookers didn't realize that the white cat's pain was just fake.
"White Cat, we were together that night. Why didn't I hear you shouting that it hurts?" Black Dog was curious. As a witness, Black Dog felt that White Cat was very happy that night.
"It's a matter of a man's dignity. The girl didn't even scream in pain, so I could. After I got back, I lay there for three days." Probably recalling that night, the white cat shed tears faster.
"Brother, don't be sad and shed tears. It's a blessing in disguise. Maybe after this serious injury, Bai Mao, you can become a hero and become the strongest man in Shuangwai. Maybe you can also become Shuangwai." The only guests in Waizu Bathhouse who are free of charge are exempted from the bill." Li Ergou once heard an old Taoist priest say that if you want to be invincible, you have to endure the pain that others can't bear. Whipping and hammering are normal operations. There was even a hero who used it to pull a carriage and it was tempered into steel. One blow was enough. A harvest, because Li Ergou said this.
"Yes, Bai Mao, when the time comes I mention Bai Mao in the Shuang Wai Wai Bathhouse that you are my good brother, so I can be proud of you, and it's not impossible to get a 20% discount." Black Dog also advised at the side. road,
"real"?
"Really," Li Ergou and Heigou nodded.
"Master, you are a scholar. I don't believe what they say. I only believe you." He looked at Wang Busheng with eager eyes, like a son-in-law who was waiting for his mother-in-law to tell him about the gift.
Wang Busheng wanted to say, "The most vulnerable part of a man is that thing. If that thing is broken, if it is not dealt with in time, it will be like Hao Liande, such as the deceased former criminal director of Songjiang Prefecture, Li Zuozuo, and the Japanese pirate envoy." Kameda Jutaro, they are lucky to have been treated in time, otherwise they would have been disabled. Although they have recovered, their functions will be reduced."
However, Wang Bushit was a warm-hearted man and didn't like to rub salt into other people's wounds. He looked at Bai Mao and moved his lips, "Baimao, I heard that Hao Liande is getting old and wants to step down from the post of eunuch of the Imperial Horse Guard. I wonder if you are interested, Master, Hao Liande and I are brothers, and we can help you introduce him, there is an 80% chance."
"Oh, Master, I don't want to be a eunuch."
"You're too narrow-minded, White Cat." Wang Busui hated the fact that iron cannot be made into steel. "When the time comes, you will be the eunuch of the Royal Horse Guards, and I, young master, will be the commander of the Royal Guards. You and I, master and servant, will be a perfect match, and together we will benefit the common people and the prosperity of the Ming Empire." If the rich and powerful make a contribution and achieve great things for a long time, they will surely be recorded in the annals of history and passed down to future generations. You can rest assured that every year during the Qingming Festival, my son, grandson, and great-grandson will burn paper for you."
"Master, why can't you change it? In fact, you are more suitable, Master Eunuch, Master of the Imperial Horse Guard"!
Wang Bushit's eyes widened, "Because the young master is the male protagonist. Have you ever heard of any book in which the male protagonist is a eunuch?"
"There are still online stories about eunuchs as male protagonists." Liu Mei raised an objection. Liu Mei is an overseas student. She is knowledgeable and has a wide range of interests. She has researched various online articles.
"Nonsense, that's the cultivation of immortals. It can grow back in less than a hundred chapters, and it has beautiful features and strong strength. Women of three or five are no match." Wang Bushit, who has lived two lifetimes, has the most say. After more than 600 chapters, he is still a child. Who can he ask to reason with?
"Master, I miss Miss Jinghao." Naturally, he only has to worry about his own things. Bai Mao suddenly found that Miss Jinghao is the person he loves most. Although her fees are higher and her character is worse, she is Good medical skills.
Pointing to the Japanese pirates outside the wall, Wang Busheng said, "With those beasts here, you can only wait."
"Damn Japanese pirates, I'll fight for you." Anger can make you forget pain. In order to avoid taking the path of Hao Liande, the white cat also fought hard and ordered, "Black dog, help me put the porcelain basin away."
"Okay," seeing the white cat standing up again, everyone seemed to see the beautiful scenery of the Japanese pirate's flesh that had been scalded with sugar water.
"Well done White Cat. He's seriously injured and can't leave the line of fire. I, Li Ergou, will obey you. Once the Japanese pirates are beaten away, I'll have a good time. You can choose any girl in the bathhouse. If you can do it, you can choose three or five. Money counts." My, heroes cherish heroes. Li Ergou was also very happy about his colleague's shocking performance.
Hearing Li Ergou's material reward, White Cat was discouraged and said, "Ergou, you did it on purpose."
"No, brother respects your bravery."
"No, the Japanese pirates have climbed up again; Dai Zi, who has been responsible for security alerts, suddenly spoke up, followed by a gunshot.
A Japanese pirate who quietly showed his head was discovered by Dai Zi, and he was greeted by a projectile.
"Sir, there is one last bullet left," Dai Zi shouted to Wang Busheng.
After all, it was in the research and development stage, and the productivity of Dai Zi and the others could not achieve mass production. There were hundreds of Japanese pirates, and it was difficult to win with flintlock guns alone.
Wang Bu Sie was a little anxious. Looking at the extra iron claws on the wall, Wang Bu Sie felt that the end was coming.
"Master, the sugar water is here." Boss Wang and others came over carrying basins of freshly brewed sugar water.
"There is no other way but to fight hard," Wang Bushu thought in his mind, "Give me the porcelain basin,"
Wang Bushi came to the bottom of the wall, looked at the top of the wall that was four to five meters high, took a deep breath, exerted force with his right hand, and the porcelain basin flew over the top of the wall, followed by the screams of the Japanese pirates. It was successful, and Wang Busui was delighted.
After all, Wang Bu is a top-ranked master in the martial arts world. He has both force and physical strength. It is not impossible to throw the porcelain basin over the wall. Wang Bu is just worried that if he does not do it properly, the sugar water will splash on his face. Above, the male protagonist relies on his face to make a living, and his appearance is his life.
Seeing Wang Busui's success, everyone brought the porcelain basins over. Only Wang Busui could build such a high wall.
Wang Busheng took the porcelain basin and threw it outside the wall. However, at first he could still hear the Japanese pirates' miserable screams, but after three or five basins were thrown away, the Japanese pirates' screams disappeared.
Wang Bushi was surprised and gave up the waste.
"Liao Shiwen, Liu Laoshi, you two come here," Wang Busheng ordered.
The two came to Wang Busheng's side and said, "Sir, what are your orders?"
"Li Ergou goes and pulls the cart over."
The cart pulled over, and Wang Bushit continued to order, "Liu Laoshi, Liao Shiwen, you two are stronger. Stand on the cart, and I will step on your shoulders."
He was not very tall, so many people came to join him and he could not see the situation outside, so Wang Busheng had no choice but to resort to this strategy.
With the efforts of everyone, Wang Busui slowly revealed his head, and then he saw the Japanese pirates who were hiding thirty meters away.
Although Japanese pirates have the attributes of animals, their brains are not like animals. If they see basins of sugar water being thrown down, their skin and flesh will be torn when it falls on them, and they don’t hide far away, then they are not brainless.
"Damn it, what are these Japanese pirates doing hiding so far away?" Wang Busui complained, and once again took the porcelain basin handed over by Boss Wang, Wang Busheng threw it towards the group of Japanese pirates. Well, it is difficult to defeat the enemy with human power. The distance is so far, and the male protagonist Wang Busheng does not have that ability.
He took his head back and looked at everyone, "The Japanese pirates hid too far away and are still a little weak."
Although the lethality of the sugar water has been reduced, after several rounds of melee, the death toll of the Japanese pirates has exceeded 30, and there are still more than a dozen injured. It has to be said that the snack workshop can achieve such a brilliant record with just the manpower. It was an incredible victory in the history of the Ming Empire, and it could be written down in a special book and spread throughout the world.
"Sir, what should we do now?" Li Ergou and others asked.
The battle has been going on for two hours, but the enemy has not retreated, and his side cannot counterattack due to its own strength. Wang Busui cannot think of a good way.
"There is no good solution now. The soldiers will come to block the water and the soil will cover it up. Let's take it one step at a time."
They originally thought that the Japanese pirates were invincible, but after several battles, the Japanese pirates' casualties exceeded their own, and Li Ergou and others were much less timid. Although Wang Busheng's words were a bit negative, they believed that in Wang Bu's case, Under the leadership of Immortal, they will definitely win this anti-Japanese battle.
"Ah, who's that?"
Just when Wang Busi and others were on guard, they heard the sound of Japanese pirates coming from outside the wall.
