There were stars in the sky, the Baihua Tower was brightly lit, and the guests’ playful laughter spread to the backyard. However, there were two worlds within a short distance.
The backyard where you can't even reach your fingertips, overgrown with withered grass, and pungent smell, seems like this is a forgotten place, of course it should be forgotten, just like the unforgettable love that once existed. Love is still on the lips, but the lover has changed.
A slender old woman struggled to lift a bucket of water from the well, walked to the fence, and poured it into the toilet nearby. There were already a lot of toilets piled up here. It was like an entertainment venue as big as Baihua Building. It was here every day. There are so many guests staying overnight, and the amount of excretion is amazing, so there are also a lot of toilets.
The old woman sat on the pony, picked up the broom and carefully cleaned the filth in the toilet.
The door of the small courtyard was gently opened, and a girl dressed as a maid came in, "Sun Sanniang, has my lady's toilet been cleaned?"
Okay, everyone should be familiar with this name. The proprietress of the Tianci Mountain Black Shop was also the one who worked with Li Ergou to get Wang BuSheng into the Tianci Mountain Prison. Because she was suspected of slandering and framing the son of the current emperor, the Black Shop was closed down and the chief culprit was The culprit, the big man, and Sun Youcai, the magistrate of Tianci Mountain, were sold to the Japanese pirates. Li Ergou was only fined money because he was just an accomplice. Sun Sanniang, the worthless proprietress, was sent to Baihualou. Because her appearance was too bad, it was difficult for Baihualou to make money. , and because of the punishment for her promiscuous behavior, she could only recycle waste and be responsible for cleaning all the toilets in Baihua Building.
Hearing the voice, Sun Sanniang stood up hurriedly. Because her figure and appearance had not been maintained for a long time, and without the blessing of a miniskirt, now Sun Sanniang, Li Ergou and Sun Youcai should not be interested.
"It's washed, it's washed." Sun Sanniang searched among a bunch of toilets, and then took out a toilet, "Miss Ruolan's toilet has been washed a long time ago. Knowing that Miss Ruolan likes fragrance, I specially used plum blossom soap. Cleaned with fresh water."
"You smell too much. Just leave the toilet there and I'll get it myself." The maid refused Sun Sanniang who wanted to get closer.
After staying next to the toilet every day, one can imagine the smell on Sun Sanniang's body, and it's no wonder that others dislike her. Sun Sanniang has been complaining about the environment here, but she can't leave.
Three steps away from the maid, Sun Sanniang put down the toilet and asked in a low voice, "I wonder what happened to the things I asked the girl to do a few days ago?"
"I really don't understand that that thing can be addictive. You are so old and your need is still so strong." The maid took something out of her arms and threw it at Sun Sanniang's feet, her tone full of disgust.
"Thank you, girl, thank you girl." Sun Sanniang hurriedly picked up the object from the ground and wiped it carefully with her clothes. "Girl, you are still young. It's hard for outsiders to describe the feeling."
Looking closely at the object, it is about eight inches long, as thick as a forearm, with a cylindrical head and many corrugated textures on its surface.
Imagine this thing, everyone should know its use. It is said that in view of Sun Sanniang's daily performance, there is a specific explanation for Sun Sanniang's punishment. The opposite sex cannot appear in Sun Sanniang's living and working environment. Even cockroaches must be ensured that they are all female.
Seeing Sun Sanniang so intoxicated, the maid got goosebumps all over her body, "This thing cost a total of three taels of silver. My lady said she paid for it on your behalf."
"Miss Ruolan is a good person." How can criminals get wages? Now Sun Sanniang is very poor. Miss Ruolan doesn't want money. Sun Sanniang is very touched. Looking at this object, Sun Sanniang shed tears of excitement. "Baby, I miss my sister so much."
You didn't cherish it when you had it, but you regret it when you lose it. A lot of pain in life is caused by yourself. During the six months of the labor camp in Baihualou, Sun Sanniang realized it deeply. Although her husband's performance was always relatively poor, better than nothing. She still has some feelings, but the past six months have been like hell to Sun Sanniang. Without any company of the opposite sex, Sun Sanniang feels that her life is dim and has no meaning of survival. It wasn't until one day that she picked up a branch in the yard. On a lonely night, Sun Sanniang had a warm feeling in her heart. However, a few days later, Sun Sanniang discovered that branches with rough surfaces could make her feel happy, but they were scarred. The pain is real. This made Sun Sanniang happy and painful.
Everyone grows up in adversity and experiences repeated failures before achieving results that benefit the country and the people. After experiencing countless painful joys, the surface of the rough branches became smooth, which also made Sun Sanniang less painful. , However, humans are the most unsatisfied creatures. Although the branches are smooth, they are a little thin, and the feeling of not being able to go up or down is tormenting Sun Sanniang.
Some people pursue the truth all their lives, some people pursue enjoyment all their lives, and Sun Sanniang pursues happiness all her life. The gap that she cannot fill makes Sun Sanniang even more tormented. However, if you are determined, you will live up to your destiny, and soon Sun Sanniang found something suitable for her. objects, toilet handles. Although the toilet handle is a bit thick and angular, Sun Sanniang can tolerate it. Heartbeat is worse than action, and an innocent toilet suffered disaster. By chance, this incomplete toilet came into Ruolan's hands. Seeing such a weird toilet, Ruolan sent her maid to inquire, and soon she found out Knowing the tragic and lovely story behind this toilet, women understand women, so the incident of maids giving away treasures came about.
Seeing Sun Sanniang's loving look, the maid was also a little moved, "My young lady also said that you should be more restrained as you get older and don't be greedy for pleasure."
"If you drink today, you will get drunk the next day. The old woman has reached such a point that she can only be worthy of herself by enjoying herself in time." Living with the toilet every day is like a middle-aged person who has been hit by reality. Have fun.
If you have not experienced the suffering of others, you should not persuade others to do good. The maid will no longer persuade others. Before leaving, she kindly reminds people, "It is best to apply some oil when using it, so as not to hurt the body."
Although there were many toilets, Sun Sanniang couldn't help but want to experience the craftsmanship of the craftsmen, and hurried back to the house.
Human beings can endure any pain and torture, but I have never heard of people holding in their feces and urine. Li Jincheng was running along the way, but the feeling of rushing out made Li Jincheng feel that he was still running a little slowly.
Finally, Huangtian paid off. After a hard journey, Li Jincheng finally arrived at the backyard. The pungent smell made Li Jincheng sure that he had found the right place. According to Li Jincheng's past living habits, Li Jincheng would disdain to visit smelly toilets. If he is so rich, why would he use the toilets that others have used? He opened the door and stepped in.
"Hey, hey, who are you? You don't know how to knock on the toilet when you go to the toilet."
"I'm going to knock you, uncle. I can't hold it in anymore. How can I be so particular about it?"
"Go, grandpa hasn't finished pulling yet, go next door."
Obviously two people couldn't squat in one pit, so Li Jincheng could only retreat angrily.
Then he pushed open the next room,
"Go away, you uncle, you actually peeked at me pooping."
"Oh, stop fighting, I didn't mean to do it." Li Jincheng covered his swollen face. It was obvious that the guest in the toilet had a bad temper and had a stronger force than Li Jincheng.
"Damn it, you think I like to watch men shit," Li Jincheng scolded in a low voice, and finally walked to the next room.
"Oh, sir, I'm so impatient that I even chased him into the toilet. Please wait for a while. I'll come to serve you when the house is over."
"Sorry, we went to the wrong place." Li Jincheng ran out staggeringly, with sweat on his forehead and a lingering fear in his heart. "It's hard for a family in their fifties to still go out to do business."
"Master, don't leave, slaves are very cheap."
"There is no good product when it is cheap. Good quality and low price are really just a dream."
Feeling of urgency in his stomach, Li Jincheng hurriedly covered it and then pushed open the last toilet.
"Hey, brother, are you done?"
"Sorry, I guess it will take a while. There was a bit too much wine in the Baihualou water today, which made my stomach feel a little uncomfortable."
"Brother, squeeze in and give me some space."
"Brother, if a woman doesn't squeeze in, there won't be any brothers."
"I'll give you five hundred taels, let me go first."
"Brother, I'll give you five hundred taels and ask you to come out. I can't get you out here."
"Sternly condemn the bad behavior of mixing water with alcohol," Li Jincheng shouted and complained. There was no room in the toilet, so Li Jincheng could only look for a place to relieve himself.
Although Li Jincheng was shameless, he had no intention of going to the toilet under the light. After Li Jincheng turned around and searched hard, he finally found the dark place. When he opened the door and took off his pants without any care, a pungent smell of solid and liquid garbage piled up in a puddle.
I have to say that the old medicine seller is still very honest. After seeing Li Jincheng's performance, he has a history of constipation for thirty years and can fly down three thousand feet after taking this medicine.
Because the amount of excretion was too large, Li Jincheng had to move his position. The dog did not mind the poverty of the family, but no one would dislike the smell of feces, including himself. Covering his nose in disgust, Li Jincheng continued.
It is estimated that the medicine bought by the old man is for the consumption of huge animals like elephants, just like wild dogs urinating and occupying an area. Soon Li Jincheng drew a map of the Japanese pirate country in the yard.
If the teas are similar, the taste does not have to be the same. However, the first brew of tea is bitter, the second brew is sweet, the third brew is strong, the fourth brew is clear, and the fifth brew is light. From then on, no matter how good the tea is, it is tasteless, but it is like the five flavors of life. Youth is green and astringent, youth is fragrant and mellow, middle-aged is strong, aftertaste is fragrant in the prime of life, and old age is tasteless. Just like defecation, metabolism is like defecation, once is called defecation, twice is called lightening the burden, three times is needed to lose weight, but eight or ten times, visual inspection of the Japanese map shows that there are more than three or five times. No matter what, it takes thirty to fifty times.
As the saying goes, even a strong man cannot withstand three pills. Li Jincheng took more than thirty pills. Finally, when he was doing the next drawing work, his legs became weak and he sat down. The power of two pills was so great. Invincible, Li Jinzhong only felt weak in his limbs, and it was difficult to move his body.
In the dark environment, with the chirping of birds and insects from time to time, Li Jincheng felt sweat on his back and his buttocks always felt cold, as if someone in the darkness was thinking about his buttocks.
"Yes, is there anyone?"
In a strange environment, and there was no living creature, Li Jincheng was a little scared, and no longer cared about the embarrassing situation he was in at the moment. Being discovered would be the tragic consequence of becoming the laughing stock of Yingtian Mansion, so Li Jincheng began to ask for help.
Maybe I like my cowardice, pain, and embarrassment. I also like the scorching sun in summer and the snow in winter, and I like it very much, but I don’t like deathly silence. Li Jincheng, who has always lived among the crowd, is afraid of this kind of silence. I am afraid that I will disappear silently into this world, and I don’t want good things to be rewarded with good things and evil things to happen to me.
"Someone, help me," Li Jincheng finally amplified his cry for help.
