A chaos unfolded, and civil servants and military ministers fought together. Although the warriors were physically strong and three or five people were no match, they could not withstand the large number of civil servants. It was difficult to tell the winner for a while, and many innocent people were also dragged away. Entering the battlefield, for example, Song Jiantang, the commander of the Five Cities Army and Horses Division.
How can a person who has been heartbroken be tempted? Years of life as a commander of the Five Cities Military and Horse Division have already worn away all the edges and corners. Anping and stable, not taking sides, not interfering, I just want to work in this job I don't love until I can't do it anymore. I just made up the money and was pulled over by the current emperor for a meeting. I also stood cautiously in the corner, When he saw the tense situation between the two sides, Song Jiantang deliberately retreated and retreated behind the pillars. He never thought that he was already hiding, but could not escape the arrangement of fate. Could this be the brightest person in the world? The fate of the cub cannot be concealed by this dirty sky.
First, he didn't know whose boots fell on his head. The self-cultivation he had learned from all the big guys over the years made Song Jiantang not angry. Instead, he picked up the boots and looked at them. Well, the smell was quite strong. This boot's The owner must have athlete's foot. Out of curiosity about people suffering from athlete's foot, Song Jiantang glanced around to see which adult had no shoes on the soles of his feet. Although it was quite messy and there were a few people with few boots, he was quickly targeted by Song Jiantang. Your Excellency, there is no doubt that this is the experience of leading a horse to fall off the pedal.
"So it turns out that he is a royal censor. No wonder he talks so bad. It turns out that athlete's foot is transmitted to his mouth."
Song Jiantang has seen civil and military battles many times, and he often gets involved. However, today is an extraordinary occasion, and it is in front of the current emperor. Song Jiantang looks like he is watching a show, and finally someone like him will have his salary deducted.
"Hey, the British man is already strong. That move of Ping Sha Luo Yan is very powerful. Oh, it's excusable for Duke Zhen Guo to kick you in the crotch, but you're going too far by eyeing you. I can't believe it, I can't believe it, Mr. Li is so old. I usually have to press my neck and twist my waist to deal with three or two official documents, but today I can actually fight with a relatively weak military minister to a close and inseparable level. Is it possible that I usually hide my strength, no, physical strength? "Looking at The civil and military battles on the field included ministers, dukes, and imperial censors of the seventh rank. Song Jiantang felt that his eyes were opened. If it could be put on the screen, it would definitely contribute to the global fame of the cultural industry of the Ming Empire. The Oscar-winning Are there any good action movies? "Your uncle, who is that civil servant? He is so despicable. What does the flower in the back garden mean? The book has been read into the dog's belly. Oh my god, that shameless guy is asking for help again." Throw away your boots, who's belt is this?"
It was estimated that in only three to five seconds, Song Jiantang received countless blows on his head and body. What made Song Jiantang most angry was that some master had a bad gastrointestinal condition recently and actually carried toilet paper with him. , it seems to be a high-end product used by noble people, a silk product that can be used repeatedly.
According to the records of "Wuzazu", in the Ming Dynasty, the emperor used silk, that is, silk, to wipe his buttocks, and it had to be silk woven from Sichuan wild silk. It is said that a person from a village was responsible for supplying the emperor with butt wipes. of silk.
Obviously this official is also a very particular person. He uses silk. Silk is relatively expensive after all. Not all officials can wipe their buttocks and throw away a piece of silk. If you have a sensitive stomach, wouldn't it be enough to just wipe your buttocks with silk? Even consumption can make him bankrupt, so many officials' butt-wiping silk is used repeatedly. Well, that feeling, well, thinking of this, Song Jiantang felt extremely sick. The piece of butt-wiping silk fell on him. mouth. Isn't this just letting him eat shit? Finally, Song Jiantang couldn't bear it anymore, and he ended up punching the thinner civil servant. Why did Song Jiantang pick the soft persimmon? In fact, otherwise, Song Jiantang also had some considerations. Thinner people have unhealthy gastrointestinal health. The probability is higher. I also have the habit of carrying toilet paper with me.
The emaciated official who was beaten looked confused. Damn it, why are you beating me? You, the commander of the Five Cities Military and Horse Division, and a pension unit, have now chosen to take sides.
"Brothers, kill Song Jiantang."
Perhaps the brawlers had done it deliberately, or perhaps the emperor had his own royal aura to protect him. Song Jiantang was hit by so many boots, but Zhu Xiluo on the stage was unscathed, and the stench of athlete's foot was not even transmitted to him.
Seeing the pillars of the Ming Empire fighting vigorously in the audience, Zhu Xiluo was very upset. What kind of things are these? At such an old age, none of them are shameless.
Looking at Hao Liande next to him, Zhu Xiluo suddenly felt that there shouldn't be so many things for eunuchs to be officials. After all, eunuchs are separated from the low-interest group and should not have so many twists and turns, Xiao Jiujiu.
The idea of using eunuchs as officials was not Zhu Xiluo's first initiative. As early as the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms, and the Southern Han Dynasty, if you wanted to be an official, you had to be an eunuch. This was proposed by Liu Jixin, the monarch of the Southern Han Dynasty. In his opinion, if If a man is a man, he must value fame and wealth, so he will definitely marry a wife, have children, and have complicated family affairs. In this way, he will not be able to devote himself to the governance of the country. Only a lonely eunuch can devote himself to the governance of the country and help him become a famous king through the ages. , so if you want to be an official, you have to be willing to give up that stuff.
I don’t know if this was implemented in the Ming Empire, how many people would be willing to commit suicide in the palace.
Having seen great things and experienced the test of blood and fire, Zhu Xirong, the only female official in the Ming Empire and one of the cabinet members, took the initiative to treat Li Yutang in Zhang Luzi. She felt that today's meeting would not be safe, so she hid early. Liangzhu is not a safe zone, Zhu Xirong chose outside the door.
It's windy outside, and there's a little more sunshine in the yard. However, there are very few flowers blooming in winter. Even the weeds with such tenacious vitality have long since withered and withered, trying hard to take root in the soil, waiting for next year's flowers. spring.
When midwinter comes, all the flowers are gone. Beautiful things may be lost the fastest.
The battle was still going on, and several people on the field had already been defeated and collapsed on the ground, covering their injured areas and moaning only in pain.
It has to be said that time can tell people's hearts, horses can be seen from a distance, and it is also true in war. Only time can select the strongest. The three princes are worthy of being heroes who can run horses on their shoulders. Although many young military ministers will not be defeated, they are tired. The posture was also very obvious, and it was estimated that they would not be able to hold on for a long time. However, Zhang Luzi and the others became more and more courageous as they fought, as if they had taken medicine midway, and they could persist for three to five hours.
On the other hand, the civil servants have a large number of people, but their fighting ability is scumbag. They rarely exercise except in bed. Naturally, they are not as good as the military officials. Even the younger ones are gritting their teeth and persisting at the moment. They have to do it for the dignity of men.
"What a decent person, what a decent person, my imperial study room has become a competition ground for you." Zhu Xiluo was angry. He sacrificed his rest time to summon them not to watch them fight.
However, well, Zhu Xiluo has been a little tired recently and his voice can't suppress the curses from the fighting crowd.
Seeing the bravery of the British Dukes, Hao Liande was also very relieved. If the veteran general did not die, there would still be hope for the Ming Empire. However, seeing the three Dukes defeat their opponents, Hao Liande gathered in front of Li Yutang with a tacit understanding. He was a little worried. If three people hit one person, would anyone be killed? Although Li Yutang deserved to die, he could not die in the hands of the Duke. Hao Liande hurriedly shouted "Stop it".
Um, okay, the emperor was weak because he was too tired at night, and the eunuch, it was because of a lack of male hormones.
Not getting the desired effect, Hao Liande had no choice but to order the guards outside the door to pull the adults away.
With the efforts of more than a dozen guards, the ministers who were still entangled were finally separated.
At this time, the imperial study room was like a scene of Japanese pirates crossing the border. There were only a handful of officials who could stand at this moment, and there were none who were not injured. Even Zhang Luzi, whose combat prowess was so powerful, didn’t know who had been hit on his face. One kick, the mark of the boot is still on the face, and the footprints behind Dingguo Gong Song Qian's butt seem to be size 45.
"Pfft!" Zhang Luzi turned around, made a gorgeous slide, and knelt down in front of Zhu Xiluo's stage, "Your Majesty, old man Li, you have gone too far to bully others. Look, this old minister's face is dirty."
"It seems that Li Yutang was injured more seriously. The blood on his head has not dried yet, and the blood on his nose seems to be unstoppable." Zhu Xiluo gave Zhang Donzi a blank look and had no sympathy.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, I ask your Majesty to make the decision. If you don't kill the British Duke today, I will do it. I will do it." Li Yutang wanted to threaten him by resigning and returning home, but he thought of what he had seen. Don't threaten others with your departure, otherwise You will find that you are not that important at all. Li Yutang was worried that the current emperor really agreed casually, so he changed his words and said, "I can't afford to kneel down."
"You shameless Li Yutang, you can kneel down if you want. What do you think of the imperial study room? It costs nothing to burn charcoal. If you want to go back and kneel outside, don't waste the holy coal." Qian Song was also covered with cuts and bruises, but Qian Song, the Duke of Zhenguo, was slightly injured and could not leave the line of fire. In the fight with Li Yutang, Qian Song was willing to throw his life and blood.
"You," Li Yutang was speechless as he was squeezed out. Although it was a foolish act for the minister to kneel outside in the middle of winter, but to allow himself to kneel outside and do this to the current saint was all because of money. Even if the emperor pays for his heating bill, Zhu Xiluo will still choose to be a fool.
"Your Majesty, the fight between the old ministers in the royal study is really a serious crime of confiscating the family and exterminating the clan." Liu Wenzheng, the Minister of the Ministry of Punishment and the defender of the laws of the Ming Empire, came out to speak.
It is estimated that Liu Wenzheng's habit of making snitches offended many military attachés. Liu Wenzheng was seriously injured. He seemed to have lost a tooth and his speech was a bit leaky.
It has to be said that Liu Wenzheng did not accuse anyone first, but preferred to admit his mistakes and have a good attitude of admitting his guilt. Only in this way can he win allies. What's more, he is not the one fighting. The law does not blame everyone. How about confiscation of homes and extermination of clans? possible.
Zhu Xiluo nodded with satisfaction, "As long as you know your mistakes, it's okay."
"The fight in the royal study room was a serious crime, and I could not refute it. However, it was the three princes who started the matter first, and they made the biggest mistake."
Well, everyone has done it when they pooped in the pot, and the stench is the same, but the question of how much pooping is taken care of after all.
"Li Bu shamelessly asked me to bite him. Although my father-in-law has lived for such a long time and it is the first time he heard such a stupid request, it is a bit difficult to understand, but he is willing to help others, the prayers of others, and the pursuit of my father-in-law. There is reason to be dissatisfied”
"Yes, my father-in-law can testify that Lao Zhang is such a person," Dingguo Gong covered his buttocks and testified for the British public. "A few days ago, my father-in-law mentioned to Lao Zhang that I wanted to eat dog meat, and it was the kind of thing that would smash my head. Lao Zhang sent someone to deliver the dog without saying a word the next day. Thank you, Lao Zhang. Lao Zhang is so kind and kind-hearted. This is a true friend."
Pay attention to the long tone here, which needs to be tested in the exam.
"Old Song, we're all brothers. You can't be too polite. If you want to eat dog meat with a smashed head, brother, I'll have someone deliver it to you. Old Qian, you'll come with me then," Zhang Luzi greeted Qian. Song, "You have been bitten by a dog, eat some dog meat to take revenge."
"Well, call me when the time comes and I'll bring a bottle of good wine."
"Damn it, it's a dog again. My uncle can bear it, but my aunt can't bear it." The civil servants went berserk again.
I couldn't stand it anymore. I couldn't stand it anymore. Zhu Xiluo covered his face and felt heartbroken, "Stop it, everyone. Fighting in the study room is a serious crime of beheading. But the Chinese New Year is coming soon. I don't want everyone to celebrate the New Year with injuries. In this way, next year Don't even take your salary.
"Your Majesty,"
"Don't ask for the ones from the year after next."
