Well, as for the problem of not wiping clean, apart from human will, it is mainly about the quality of toilet paper. This matter must attract the attention of relevant departments. After all, not wiping clean can harm others and yourself, and you will suffer from hemorrhoids, which is also easily contagious.
To be honest, Wang Bu has lived for two lifetimes and still doesn’t know what “Ode to Encourage Farmers” is. This is a blessing in disguise. It was precisely because Lao Duan developed the habit of carrying toilet paper that Wang Bu Sie had this opportunity. Of course, the biggest credit to Wang Bu Sie for being lucky enough to read this article is that Lao Duan likes to use public toilet paper. , don’t spend your own money, there is a reason why the supply of toilet paper in public places exceeds the demand.
"Old Duan, come on, read Nian Nian and listen."
After throwing away the toilet paper, Lao Duan said, "It's a joke on my brother. If he could read, he wouldn't be able to find a wife."
Well, it is impossible for an educated person to have a wife, especially the scholars in Songjiang Prefecture. Their transcendent status allows them to be like diners when they are shopping, picking and picking up as they please, sometimes without paying.
"Brother Duan, please be humble. You don't know how to read but you still know this is "Ode to Encourage Farmers"!" Wang Bushi suspected that Jinyiwei was a place where dragons and crouching tigers were hidden, and there were many talents in all aspects. There should be two or three educated captains, including himself, Hao Liande, and the old man who used "Ode to Encourage Farmers" as toilet paper.
"This is not the time for the autumn harvest. My brother and I are unlucky and have to do a bad job. I go to the countryside with the prefect's yamen to publicize the "Ode to Encourage Farmers". After hearing it a lot, I naturally recognize the three words "Ode to Encourage Farmers". ".
"I see, these three words that my brother has learned in just a few days are also potential talents. If my brother abandons martial arts and pursues literature, there will be no problem for Li Bai, the head of the private school in Songjiang Prefecture." Wang Bushit looked at the distance not far away. , the target is Li Bai, who exchanges cups with the people around him. The process of marrying his wife is so slow. Li Bai is responsible for at least 80%, and the remaining 20% is Li Yutang. For those who prevent his progress, Wang Budie To hold a grudge, if he hadn't been a little busy recently, he would have definitely made a trip to Longhu Mountain. It would be better for those who are in the corpse position to be reincarnated as early as possible.
"Haha, brother, I am self-aware. I have known three characters in three months. I am a man of one hundred thousand in the Ming Empire. Isn't it because my brother is dead and I can't learn all the lessons? Let's forget it. Jinyiwei is also very good. I can't be idle even if I'm tired. , very suitable for retirement.”
"Retiring in Jinyiwei, well, it's enough for a single man to do this." Wang Bushu agreed very much with the way Lao Duan lay down. At least they still have a job.
Opening the "Poem to Encourage Farming", Wang Bu died and read, "The holy king only raises Yuanyuan in a way that is adequate to the needs of the people. Since the emperor came to the throne, he has never cared about the support of the people. He attaches great importance to farming. But our Ming Empire is resting and recuperating. In the past ten years, the number of household registrations has increased day by day, but the number of fields is limited to this. Unless you lead the farmers in the world, work hard, and reap twice the harvest, you will not be able to have a peaceful family. There are many officials who patrolled the crops recorded by Zhou Guan. , there are also Baojie fields and 篯日 in the fields, all of which are set up for teaching farming. Although there are no dedicated officials in teaching farming today, they are from the governor down, and no one can take on this responsibility. Each of the governors has a supervisor, who advises each other carefully and consults from time to time. Those who visit the sick and suffer, and those who hinder agriculture in the slightest will be removed. Still select one or two old farmers in each township who are hardworking, and reward them to show encouragement. In this way, the diligent farmers can be encouraged, while the lazy ones can be encouraged. It turns into diligence. If you are near the fields or in barren mountains and wilderness areas that cannot be cultivated, measure the soil and plant trees. Mulberries can be used to feed silkworms, dates and chestnuts can be used as food, and cypress and tung trees can be used as resources, that is, hazelnut trees. It is also enough for cooking. The governor is ordered to lead the painting and planting, and it is still strictly forbidden to use axes at untimely times, trample cattle and sheep, and steal by traitors, which is also beneficial to the people. To breed livestock, such as sheep in the north, and sheep in the south. As for pigs, if they are raised according to the law, and the word "milk" is based on the time, it will be beneficial to their livelihood. In short, the common people are extremely stupid. They are not urgent in managing food and clothing, but they neglect the current natural benefits. They rely on officials who are close to the people, After careful consideration and persuasion, the envoys actively strived to be the first, and the manpower was exhausted, and the geographical advantages were exhausted. Not only the people's livelihood was enriched, but the customs could also be restored to their integrity. I, the governor, and other officials, all of them are committed to loving the people and will sincerely pursue them. If it is regarded as This is especially unacceptable if the documents are left untouched and polished, or may disturb the people."
Several Jin Yiwei, who didn't know a few Chinese characters, listened with great interest to Wang Busheng's recitation. They nodded in agreement with the wonderful parts and praised the magistrate highly, "As expected of me, he is the first champion in the Ming Empire. , and the articles he wrote are even more wonderful.”
After finishing reading, Wang Busheng pondered for three seconds, and then looked at everyone, "It's really well written, but there are a lot of people who don't understand it, but do you understand?"
"Well, why do you need to understand"? Wu asked rhetorically.
"But this is the "Ode to Encourage Farmers", which is meant to be read to the common people." Wang Busheng was surprised. He could read at the age of three, read all the ancient books at the age of four, could compose poems at the age of five, and had knowledge for five hundred years. , a cultural genius who has known five hundred years, can only understand three or five sentences of the content. Without three to five days of careful reading and analysis, it is difficult to glean the meaning of Lin Zhuangyuan's writing of this article.
"Does it matter who you read it to?" Wu Zuo asked again. Seeing Wang Busheng's face full of doubts, Wu Zuo did not hesitate and continued, "What everyone values is the quality of this article. This article is in the imperial court. , What kind of response does it cause among scholars, and what is its far-reaching significance? As for what role it plays in farming, is that important? Does anyone care?"
"However, this "Encourage Farmers to Pay Taxes" was written for the common people, to help them cultivate the land, harvest more grain, and have more meals. An article that even the common people cannot understand, what use is it to the common people? Why is it still called "Ode to Encourage Farmers"? Wang Busheng doesn't understand, "The chicken talks to the duck and plays the harp to the cow."
"These are important. What does the people who don't understand have to do with the person who wrote the article? It's enough to be praised by scholars and recognized by the Holy One."
The purpose of writing an article is to serve the person who wrote the article. As for the content, it is not important. Well, Wang Busheng learned it again. The ministers of the court behave like this, which is more serious than a layman guiding an expert.
After folding the "Ode to Encourage Farmers", Wang Busheng returned it to Lao Duan, "Brother Duan, put away your toilet paper."
After taking a sip of tea, Wang Bushit thought a lot in a short period of time. If he stayed aloof for a long time, he would forget everything and forget that food grows from the earth. We forget that the people's income can only sustain food and clothing, and there are no extra houses or cars to rent. There is no deposit of 500,000 yuan.
In death, the people suffer, in prosperity, the people suffer, but the suffering people have raised a group of moths that do not eat the fireworks of the world.
The calmness here did not affect the excitement of the martial arts arena.
Lin Shouju, the winner of the 38th National Excellent Individual Award, was sitting at the head of the table, holding a tea cup in his hand, gently blowing away the tea leaves on the water, took a sip, nodded, and couldn't help but praise, "This tea is still fragrant from Songjiang Prefecture."
"What the Lord said is absolutely true," an old man with some graying hair stood up slightly. Seeing this, Lin Shouju hurriedly ordered, "My Lord, today is just a small gathering among colleagues, so there are no need for so many rules."
"The imperial court has its own laws and regulations. Your Excellency is also a person who abides by the rules. How can a subordinate make an exception because of his old age?"
"The state has national laws, and every family has its own rules. Without rules, there is no rule." Lin Shouju was very satisfied with the old man's performance and nodded with a smile.
After the salute, the old man continued, "Although this black tea is not only available in my Songjiang Prefecture, the method of drinking black tea with white sugar was the first to be tried by people in my Songjiang Prefecture, and it was also passed down from my Songjiang Prefecture."
As a native of Songjiang Prefecture, the boss is full of praise and honor for drinking Songjiang Prefecture's black tea with white sugar.
"Good tea goes well with good officials. The black tea soup is rich and sweet. Just like you, my lord, you are well-read and have the knowledge of governing the country in your heart." Year-end summary.
Lin Shouju sat at the top with a calm expression on his face. No one else could know what he was thinking. The voice of singing praises continued for a long time. It was not until the voice suddenly subsided that Lin Shouju spoke, "Thanks to your Majesty's trust, I have been allowed to serve as the acting magistrate of Songjiang Prefecture. I am very grateful." It is a great honor for me to be able to work with all of my outstanding colleagues. I am also very lucky.”
"Your Majesty, you are so polite. Your Excellency's "Ode to Encouraging Farmers" shocked China and foreign countries. I believe that this "Ode to Encourage Farmers" has not been written for thousands of years, and there will be no such thing in thousands of years." Songjiang Taishan Beidou Li Bai in the cultural circles of the Prefecture spoke on behalf of all scholars in Songjiang Prefecture, "The lower official is Li Bai, the director of the private school in Songjiang Prefecture."
"Oh, it turns out you are the director of Li School. I have heard of you in the capital. The Songjiang Prefecture Private School has developed very well under your guidance. Not only is the number of students enrolled among all the counties in the Ming Empire the best, but also There are even more people who have won the title of scholar,"
"Thank you for your praise, sir," Li Bai said with a humble smile on his face, "Your Excellency is busy with all kinds of things, and you are also concerned about the culture and education of Wang Bu Die Songjiang Mansion. It can be seen that you have a destiny with me, Songjiang Mansion. Under your wise guidance, I, Songjiang Mansion, It will definitely enable the people to live and work in peace and contentment, and those who study will know etiquette and justice, cultivate more talents for the court, and make great contributions to helping the Ming Empire return to the top of the world."
"Learn literary and martial arts well and sell them to the emperor's family. The purpose of studying is to serve as an official in the court and serve the emperor and the people. Culture and education cannot be left behind. Today, I have given an order again. My salary can be in arrears, but I can't invest a penny in education. Few, education is the foundation of the country.”
"Your Excellency," all the scholars stood up and clasped their fists.
Well, studying is not for book knowledge, promotion and wealth is the purpose.
Everyone is standing, and if you sit down again, you will definitely become the target of public criticism. Wang Busheng didn't want to be conspicuous, so he could only stand up obediently and agree with welfare policies that had nothing to do with him.
"We need to increase investment. Li Bai's shameless property now has three properties in Songjiang Mansion," Wu Zuo muttered in a low voice.
"People in feudal society knew how to hoard real estate." Wang Busheng lamented the wisdom of the ancients. It turns out that the practices of modern people are leftover from the ancients.
"More than three," Lao Duan added, "I heard that Li Bai also bought real estate in Yingtian Mansion."
Well, buying a house in the capital is a common choice for everyone.
"It's not just houses," Mr. Guo continued to add, "I heard that there are more than a dozen young women living in those houses."
"Okay, it's very modern to raise girls in a villa."
Beauty and a house are what so many people dream of, including Wang Busui. Seeing Li Bai's sanctimonious appearance but his unscrupulous behavior behind his back, Wang Bushu felt that God was blind. Wang Bushu finally made a concluding speech, "It's really A beast of education,”
"Yes, even worse than a beast."
It is said that teachers are like candles. They light themselves and illuminate others. This is how they light others and illuminate their own property.
Those who make rules are always those who do not follow the rules. Rules are just a test for the weak and a tool for the strong. They are raised to a high position and enjoy everything, but they teach the students to be strict with themselves and abide by the law. Be a person who is beneficial to the people. Haha, it’s ridiculous. The development of society has also fueled their selfish desires.
"Colleagues, there is no need to be polite," Lin Shoju called everyone to sit down. "Read more and be educated. Only when people learn etiquette, know etiquette and observe etiquette, can they produce with peace of mind, can society be harmonious, and the Ming Empire prosper and develop."
There was another rush of applause, "Sir, that's so well said."
"Exactly, scholars like to sing high notes." An unpositive and even reactionary remark reached Wang Bushi's ears. Wang Bushi raised his eyes and saw a white-faced scholar wearing a military attaché uniform standing nearby, holding a glass of wine. Pot, chicken drumsticks in one hand, eating happily.
Okay, he turned out to be a martial artist, and his views were surprisingly consistent with his own. He was a fellow-minded person. Wang Busui stood up and wanted to come forward and say hello.
Before he could stand up, Wu Zui grabbed him and said, "Brother, what are you doing?"
Wang Bushui pointed at the military attache and said, "It's rare to meet a military attache with the same status as our Jin Yiwei, so naturally I went to say hello and have a drink."
"Ahem, brother, you think too much"! I only heard Wu Zuo explain in a low voice, "That person is a garrison of Songjiang Prefecture. It is true that he is a military attache, but his relationship is as a minister of the Ministry of Personnel, which is different from us."
"Aren't we all warriors, even though they are Ma Chai of Li Yutang, the Minister of Civil Affairs," Wang Bushi was worried about the current situation of Jin Yiwei and needed the help of some like-minded friends. Thousands of households were established within one year, and commanders were established within three years. It would be very difficult to rely solely on the three children and two dates of Songjiang Prefecture's Thousand Household Office. Wang Busheng wanted to find foreign help. Unite all forces that can be united'
"Brother, I don't know. Although he is a military commander, he is also a scholar." It is estimated that Wu Zuo knew the Songjiang Prefecture guard very well. Wu Zuo continued, "I don't know how much money Li Yutang received, so that he could let a man with no hands tie him." I heard that the kid couldn't even hold a sword. Last year, the Japanese pirates passed by Songjiang Prefecture. The kid was so scared that he cried out in fear. He summoned all the soldiers in Songjiang Prefecture overnight to escort him to the capital. Fortunately, the Japanese pirates were just passing by. He left in less than an hour, otherwise, that kid would have escaped from Songjiang Mansion."
Well, those who use the back door to spend money are really weird. "What's his name?" Wang Bushu asked curiously,
"Hero Bear"
