It was impossible not to write a poem about the scene in the snow. Wang Busheng had been thinking about it for a long time, and he only came up with the sentence "Snowflakes in the sky are as big as buckets, and pedestrians fall over on the road." Just when Wang Busheng was planning to complete the poem perfectly and meditating hard, suddenly a sound broke through the air.
I just felt that the original weather was getting colder. Figures quickly appeared in the yard. Fortunately, these people were not wearing black clothes or covering their faces. Wang Busui stood up in a hurry, stepped back and pressed his feet against the wall. , although a small space is not good for yourself, it is also bad for the enemy, so that you will not be surrounded.
Seeing more than a dozen people appearing in front of him, Wang Busheng had a bad feeling. In the Wang family mansion at this moment, Leng Bingbing and Xiao Lu, who could fight, had gone to the world of women. Even the few who could not grow up, Liu Mei and Wang Boss Several people also went to work in the snack factory, and it probably wouldn't be easy to shout at them. But fortunately, the Dongshi Baihu Office is located in the Wang family's mansion, and the Dongshi Baihu Office already has five generals. Even Li Ergou No matter how bad a few people are, they can still deal with each one. Wang Bushu is confident to deal with the remaining few.
From the formal analysis, the distribution of force, the right time, the right place, the right people, and the right people, my chances of winning are still very high.
In Qi Luck Dantian, Wang Bushi shouted, "Help, help."
Well, once again, the image value of the male protagonist has been lowered. There are really not many male protagonists who are the first to shout for help in a big disaster.
The two calls for help did not have the unexpected effect, but Wang Bushu did not lose heart. Maybe his voice was too soft, and it would take time to run over, so Wang Bushu shouted a few times, "White Cat" , Black Dog, Li Ergou, Ge Da, Ge Er, save me quickly, in broad daylight, the Wang family mansion has been invaded."
Calling for help by name should have an effect.
There were five middle-aged uncles in original leather clothes in a large private room in Shuangwaiwai Bathhouse. Oh, no, they still had clothes before entering.
"White cat and black dog, wouldn't it be inappropriate to take a bath in broad daylight?"
"Ergou, you don't understand. At night, it's the peak business period of Shuangwai Wai Bathhouse. At that time, the price we paid for the bath masters was all over forty. Only during the day, Shuangwai Wai Bathhouse You have the least talents, and you only need to pay the same price. If you don’t like the 18-year-old loli bath master."
"Baimao, you are worthy of being the supreme VIP of Shuang Wai Wai Bathhouse. You know a lot."
"White Cat, actually, the forty-year-old aunt is actually quite nice and old. She knows how to care for people. I, Ge Er, also like her very much."
"Go away, there is an eighteen-year-old lolita, who can find the aunt, Bai Mao, find me two eighteen-year-old lolita bath masters, don't worry about our bodies, I, Ge Da, can handle it,"
"Okay, today is the day when we officially become members of the Hundred Households of Dongshi. From now on, brothers will work together to help you get promoted and make money."
"Yes, we are your lord's brothers. Let's play openly today. Later, I will ask your lord to reimburse the expenses of our East City Hundred Household Association today."
"Um, Black Dog, are you sure to let the adults pay for us? We won't be beaten to death."
Counting the time silently in his heart, he crawled over even though he was lying down. Seeing the empty door, Wang Busui felt that he had imagined the result a little better.
As the Yangtze River flows eastward, its waves are swept away, and the bones of the most famous people of all ages will be buried here today.
Time travel may not happen every time. With such a big family fortune, the king doesn’t want to die. “Everyone who is a hero comes to this humble house and doesn’t know why. If it’s for money, please go out and turn left. Songjiang Mansion Li Bai, the head of the private school, has a fortune. All heroes only need to take one risk to spend the rest of their lives in debauchery. If you are a human being, please turn right when you go out. Li Bai, the head of the private school in Songjiang Prefecture, has seven rooms in his house, and he has beautiful wives and concubines. She is as beautiful as a fairy, and has been carefully taught by Principal Li Baili. She has superb skills and is guaranteed to be no worse than the girl from Baihualou."
I looked at the sky outside. After thinking about it, it is better to live alone. Li Shu has grown so old, and he is also engaged in the great project of burning himself and educating others. He should feel honored to sacrifice for an aspiring young man.
"Haha, Wang Baihu, we are not looking for money or people, we are looking for you," the leader said, took a step forward, and continued, "Today is your second day at work. I thought you were Being late, I didn’t expect it to be absent from work.”
"Damn it, the weather is bad today. This is my home, and the sky is high and the emperor is far away. I have the right time, place and people on my side. Why are I still caught for absenteeism? Could it be that the Ming Empire's attendance system has used reconnaissance radar".
After all, he was absent from work first, and Wang Bushit's temper was restrained. Of course, facing so many people, Wang Bushit had never lost his temper. "How many of them are the censors?"
"No," the leader shook his head.
"That's Brother Zhu, no, he was sent by the current emperor." Wang Busui guessed. After all, the only person who pays more attention to the absenteeism of employees in the Ming Empire is Zhu Xiluo, the Yushi Yanguan. After all, according to the procedural regulations, all Everyone works for Lao Zhu's family. If they dare to miss work, Zhupapi will definitely not be willing to do so.
But Wang Bushit guessed wrong again, and the leader continued to shake his head, "No."
"Haha, not at all. I'm still afraid of a bird." Wang Busui finally hardened up, "Since you are not an official or a robber, no matter what you are, do you understand the laws of the Ming Empire?"
Officials can be above the law, and the law of robbers and bandits is useless to them. In addition, all people in the Ming Empire will be bound by the law. Not an official or a bandit, but an ordinary citizen. He has an official body and a rich uniform to guard hundreds of households. He should be the one who is arrogant.
"Know a little," the leader replied.
"Since you know the law, do you know what the crime of breaking into a private house is? What's more, what you broke into is the house of hundreds of Jinyiwei families. Do you know that this is a serious crime of confiscating the family and exterminating the clan?"
"Haha, even if it is a house with thousands of households, we would have broken into it long ago. If it hadn't been for the Duke's order, we wouldn't have gone to each of the small houses of hundreds of Jinyiwei, even if we were invited to carry eight sedans."
The tone of the conversation is about ordinary things, but the words that are said are shocking. You are sure that you can find a girlfriend, even though you are very handsome.
"Damn it, I thought Jin Yiwei was arrogant enough, but I didn't expect you to be even more arrogant, saying, "Whose subordinates are they?" Wang Bushi put his hands on his hips and pointed at these unwelcome visitors one by one.
"Wang Baihu is young and his ears are hard to use."
The leader was even more arrogant than Wang Busheng. He put his hands on his chest and said, "Didn't I just say it, it's the Duke's order."
"Guo, Guo Gongye" Wang Busui put away his pointing hand. Could it be that he is Zhen Guo Gong? No, Zhen Guo Gong will definitely choose a gentler method when inviting people. After all, he is the future God of Wealth of the Qian family. , although I don’t say sweep the couch to greet you, some polite words should be used, for example, Mr. Wang, the Duke of the town has invited me, please move to the Qian family. My cheap grandfather probably won’t do it either, after all, people have to avoid suspicion. I heard that Duke Dingguo was busy looking for folk remedies to give birth to a baby, so he had no time to travel long distances to Songjiang Mansion. Furthermore, I heard that people who often travel here and there have a high mortality rate of tadpoles and are prone to infertility. .
After excluding three of the four, the only one left is the British male Zhang Donkey who likes to kill prisoners, and his vassal territory is in Songjiang Mansion. Could it be that he has three boats, two of which are related to your family? The incident came to light. The British government sent people here to investigate.
Unconsciously, Wang Bushit bent over. After all, these were the subordinates of his future father-in-law. Respecting them meant paying for his own happiness. The emperor always trusted eunuchs without warmth, and the British father-in-law The people he trusts the most will always follow him through fire and water. Brother Paoze, who lives through life and death, and the people around his father-in-law and grandpa, Wang Busui intends to respect them all as his biological fathers. After all, he has the idea of marrying the two young ladies of the Zhang family. These people can't help, but not causing trouble is the greatest help to Wang Busheng.
He cupped his fists and bowed, "I dare to ask some brothers, what you are talking about is the British male Zhang Donkey who can ride a horse on his arm, cut off the heads of more than thirty Japanese pirates with one knife, and even flipped his buttocks, overturning the Japanese pirates' ship with a burst of anger. Grandpa Zhang".
There is no shame in calling my daughter-in-law's grandpa grandpa. Of course, there is no shame in such naked flattery. It's all for the happiness of the second half, no, the second half of life. There is no bottom line.
I have probably heard of flattery, but the dozen or so people present have probably never heard of flattery, which is so unconventional, different, and stands out from the crowd. So, everyone who is cold and cold and can capture the cool expressions of a large number of fans is trying hard to suppress it. If you smile, your image will be greatly reduced.
They can keep their faces expressionless while holding in their urine, but it's a bit difficult to hold back their laughter. The leader is probably the first time they have seen such a shameless person. Literary people flatter people and know how to moisturize things silently, which makes people feel happy between the lines. , but, well, there are really not many educated people who work as Jinyiwei.
Turning around, he rubbed his face hard and regained his cool look. The leader nodded, "My master is the British princess."
"Haha, I guess so. A strong general has no weak soldiers, and a mouse's son can dig holes. When I see you all fat and healthy, with strong and strong hooves, I guess you are Grandpa Zhang's people."
Well, there are advantages to reading less. At least they won't have those worries and only need to understand the literal meaning.
Hearing Wang Busui's praise, a few people puffed up their chests, presumably to show off their fat bodies. Those who wrung their arms and stamped their feet were probably explaining what it means to be strong and strong with four hooves.
"The Duke of Guo was born as a warrior. Naturally, as a long-term follower, he also knows some farming techniques." I didn't expect that such a cold person could say such humble words, but after hearing the following words, Wang Busheng just wanted to give him the middle finger. Grandpa, I have also practiced this.
"I can fight ten people like you."
He curled his lips in embarrassment and clasped his fists, "Big brother is mighty and I admire you. I dare to ask big brother what his name is."
"cold"
"Brother, you are quite cool like this. In my previous life, you would have been a ghost who had to put hair wax in the crematorium after death." I hate people who pretend to be cool in front of me. This makes me feel embarrassed. "Brother, you The cold look means he is handsome, I am asking for your name."
"cold"
'is the name'
"My name is cold"
"Brother, you are called cold"
"No. My name is Cold Cool."
"Well, cold and cool, well, defeated, he lives up to his name,"
