The flowers on the eaves are dripping with autumn beauty. Shocked. When the incense is broken, a furnace sinks into the water, and a lamp is green.
Cool night forever. The quilt is cold. Dreams never come true. Ye Ye Gaowu beats the hater and sends the missing person to the hospital.
How many heroes and heroes are useless. How many heroes died before they were born, and in that distant place, the smoke curled up from the cooking pots, and the peach blossoms shone into haze.
Before dawn, snowflakes began to fall outside, and soon the shouts of Li Ergou and others were heard outside.
Could it be that Jin Yiwei also has the habit of morning exercise? Wang Busheng, who wanted to cover his head and sleep for a while, could only force himself to open his sleepy eyes. Human life is not as good as a dog. Dogs can still stay in their kennels on cloudy and rainy days. His own dignified Jin Yiwei Hundreds of households actually had to get up early.
In a daze, Wang Busheng put on his royal uniform and went out. Li Ergou and the others were playing with the Xiuchun knife that the third wife of the Wang family had made overnight. There was no man who didn't love guns, and there was no man who didn't love knives in the Ming Empire.
Seeing Wang Busheng, Li Ergou and others happily greeted, "Sir, you finally got up."
"You don't go to work at eight o'clock, why do you have to get up so early?" With heavy steps, Wang Bushit walked to the eaves and sat down.
This state is very similar to a programmer who works overtime all night.
"Um, sir, going to work at eight o'clock is a privilege that only civil servants and ministers of fourth rank or above deserve to enjoy," Li Ergou stepped forward to explain. He put the knife across his waist lovingly.
"What?" Wang Busui reacted greatly when he heard such a result. Damn it, there are three, six or nine people in feudal society. Unexpectedly, they are both employees of the Ming Empire, and even their working hours are different. "What time does our Jinyiwei go to work?" "?
Seeing that his lord looked like a social beast who had been squeezed out of the last drop of oil by his unscrupulous boss, Li Ergou explained in a low voice, "Sir, we Jin Yiwei go to work at 6 o'clock and get off work at 6 o'clock. We work at least 12 hours a day."
"Damn it, there is no labor law in the Ming Empire." Wang Bu was furious. No wonder the three people who worked overtime at Li's house last night didn't complain. This was to ensure full attendance.
"Ahem, the laws of the Ming Empire were formulated by literati. On the last page, I hereby declare that warriors do not enjoy all the privileges and benefits of employees of the Ming Empire."
"I want, I want to greet all the women in that group of people." Wang Bushi cursed, why should we make things difficult for people who are both employees of the Ming Empire? Why can't we go together to poach the Ming Empire's enemies?
"Sir, I am willing to go with you." Hearing such a happy thing, Ge Da would never be left behind.
Of course, since Ge Da and Ge Er are both Wolong and Phoenix, since Ge Da has ideas, Ge Er will also actively participate.
"Sir, I am Ge Er. I am willing to be your substitute. If you fail, I will take over."
"Well, sir, I'm just saying this. After all, their relatives are innocent." I didn’t expect that everyone would be so active in greeting those shameless scholar female family members.
"Sir, how can there be good eggs in a basket of rotten eggs? Sir, we are doing harm to the people," Li Ergou and others responded one after another.
Wang Bushit's mouth twitched. It would not harm his family. He could be beaten to death with a stick. If this topic continues, there is a risk of the stock market crashing. After all, there are too many scholars in the world. Even ten kidneys are not enough. ah.
"Well, since everyone's enthusiasm is so high, let's start with the principal of Songjiang Prefecture Private School. At this moment, the three of you take advantage of the fact that it's still dark, and quietly, no one wants to shoot, go to Li's house to kill all the females in the house. Greetings to all creatures."
"Sir, you won't come with me"?
"If there is a small scene that is worthy of my action, I can just take command from the Baihu Station in Dongshi."
"Yes, these are all small scenes. I, Ge Er, can handle ten of them by myself."
Ge Da hurriedly grabbed Ge Er, who was a newborn calf and was not afraid of tigers. "Ahem, sir, the white cat and black dog haven't come to work yet. I'm going to take a look."
Yesterday, he said that white cats and black dogs should also join the Dongshi Hundred Household Office, and Wang Busheng agreed to Ge Da's request.
After Ge Da left, Ge Er probably still had some unfinished thoughts. His eyes longed for Wang Busheng to entrust him with the task of greeting Li Bai's family. Ge Er believed in his own strength.
And Li Ergou must have thought clearly. He should just talk about this kind of death-seeking work, and Li Ergou would stop his restless heart.
Soon the white cat and black dog were pulled over one by one by Ge Da.
Seeing the listless look of the two of them, Wang Busheng couldn't help but ask, "You two have no smiles. You are as listless as the Milky Way fell into the sky last night. Could it be that you have entered the factory?"
"Well, young master, didn't you ask us to join the Jinyiwei yesterday? Didn't you change your mind again today and ask us to join the Dongchang?" Bai Mao half-squinted his eyes. It's really not human to get up so early.
"Master, Master, no, don't." It may be due to his attributes. Black Dog's sobriety is much higher. Hearing White Cat's guess, Black Dog's brain is spinning so fast for the first time, "I, Black Dog Ning" Not cut until death."
"Uh" said so clearly that Bai Mao also reacted and hurriedly knelt down on the ground, "Master, my family is the eighteenth generation of a single family. The old Bai family is counting on me to continue the family line. Master, mine really can't be cut." ".
The more I saw that these two were just trying to make fun of each other, I responded by saying, "You guys are like this, even if I cut them off, I won't take them back."
"But what if?" Bai Mao was still a little worried. That thing is life. It will be there even if a person dies.
"Ahem, sir, due to the interference of the World Human Rights Organization, our Ming Empire canceled the establishment of eunuchs. There was a serious shortage of eunuchs, so the East Factory was not established." Seeing the white cat covering his life in pity, Li Er said Dogs have a feeling that heroes cherish heroes. Everyone should have a common topic, make friends, and do things that everyone likes to do together after work.
When they heard that there was no Dongchang in the Ming Dynasty, White Cat and Black Dog felt relieved.
"Let's go, eat first, and then go patrolling the streets after eating."
Eating always comes first. Only when a person is full can he have the energy to do a good job for the day.
"Sir, sir, we don't have enough time. Otherwise, we can go out and have something to eat later," Li Ergou suggested.
"What kind of punishment will our Jin Yiwei get for being late for work? We may get slapped with a ban, be reduced from our position to serve the people, or we may be sent to the army." Isn't it just being late for work? How many people did not have to go to work at all in their previous lives, but their wages and benefits were not less, and it did not affect their progress and promotion at all. Wang Busheng said it was no big deal.
"Sir, it's just that I'm late for work. It's not that serious. I don't have to be punished and I won't be sent to the army. As for cutting jobs to serve the people, to be disrespectful, Jin Yiwei is the choice of many desperate people. If we count all the Jin Yiwei who are late for work, Since all positions have been reduced to serve the people, it is estimated that it will be difficult for Jinyiwei to recruit people."
Jin Yiwei is like a tick on the body of the Ming Empire. Most of the time, it is of little use. But when it comes to doing some unscrupulous things, Jin Yiwei is also the only most suitable candidate. He is also the only person who can do unscrupulous things perfectly. Look. When Wang Bushit didn't get angry because Jin Yiwei's career was not glorious enough, Li Ergou continued to explain, "Those Yanguan Yushi like to use our Jin Yiwei's reputation to increase our sense of presence. If some other employees of the Ming Empire are late, they won't care." , but if the Jin Yiwei is late, they will hold on to it, just like our Jin Yiwei watched the night battle of those gang of officials and censors who threw away their helmets and armor, and will be punished by reporting to the court."
"Those shameless officials and censors are all too full to hold up. As long as the state officials set fires, the people are not allowed to light lamps."
"Master, we, we are also officials." I felt that I was acting a bit low-key, and the black dog also imitated the answer.
He looked at the black dog with unfriendly eyes. The black dog hurriedly put away his dog head. Wang Bushi asked, "How will the Holy Emperor give instructions today?"
"Silver fines and salary deductions".
"Haha, fined silver, deducted wages," Wang Bushit sneered, "Have you ever received wages from the court?"
"No." The three Jinyiwei elders shook their heads. "I heard from several other households that they have not heard about the court's salary for more than half a year."
"That's it," Wang Bushi clapped his hands, "I can't get my salary anyway, so I can deduct it if I want."
What threat does the crime of killing the nine tribes pose to an old bachelor who has been single for fifty years?
"That's right." Ge Er patted himself on the head, "If I don't have a salary, why should I be afraid of deductions?"
"Yes, my lord's words awakened the dreamer. Even if our salary is not deducted, we may not be able to receive it. Now that we have a hundred households, the court can deduct the salary if it wants."
Who wants to drink mutton soup when there are mutton legs to eat every day? Because of Wang Busheng's reward, the three of them also raised their tails to the sky, and they also looked down upon the three melons and two dates in the court.
"This is reasonable. We are all people who are not short of money. Why do we have to get up early so hard?" Wang Busheng waved his hand, "Now I declare that all the rules and regulations of our Hundred Household Office in Dongshi are the same as those of civil servants. We go to work at what time they go to work, we get off work at what time they get off work, and if they have weekends off, we should also have weekends off."
Only by hearing the heartfelt cry of the people at the bottom can the people at the top hear the voices of the people at the bottom. We will only work silently. The boss thinks we like this kind of job with low wages, bad treatment and no holidays.
"Yes, we support your decision,"
Everyone naturally raised their hands to welcome such a comfortable working time.
"Sir, today, today seems to be Sunday." Already at the end of the rope, with empty hands, the girl in the bathhouse was so happy that she almost forgot about the white cat with her own face. She remembered the time very accurately, and her salary was due in three days. Excluding the money he borrowed from Liu Mei, the remaining money is enough for him to spend about ten times at Shuangwaiwai Bathhouse. If he orders a set meal, it may only be enough for five or six times.
"Today is Sunday, which means that yesterday we worked for the Ming Empire for free for a day."
Wang Busheng felt that he had suffered a heavy loss and wondered if the Ming Empire had a tradition of making up for leave.
Yesterday has become yesterday, and today we must rest. "Today is Sunday, I have announced that I will take a day off and go back to work tomorrow morning."
On the gold list. Occasionally lose the dragon head. The Ming Dynasty temporarily left a virtuous man, how to go? If the attempt fails, the situation will be easy, and the struggle will not be wild. No need to talk about gains and losses. A talented poet is naturally a prime minister in white clothes.
Fireworks in the alleys, picturesque barriers according to the agreement. Fortunately, I find the right person to look for. And nestle in the red and green, and your romantic affairs will be smooth in your life. Youth is the same. Forbearing the false reputation, I drank the wine lightly and sang in a low voice.
In the secular world, who can be as open-minded and heroic as Liu Sanbian? Worshiping Buddha is not worshiping Buddha. What you worship is nothing more than your own desires. Many people spare no effort for their so-called dreams. You have put on clothes like the pages of a book, walking among the respectful zombies, and you will see unfamiliar faces when you return to the capital.
Under the eaves, warm tea and enjoying the snow had a different charm. Watching the day slowly passing by, Wang Busui began to worry about his road to promotion.
