Ask, is there anything in this world that cannot be eaten, including excrement, which has become an expensive ingredient on the Japanese pirate table. It is also acceptable for Wang Bu to die to eat some items that are passed down from generation to generation, such as sheep, tiger, maybe you and me Everyone has their own difficulties, and they will just accept fate after working hard, but the king of human beings refuses to try. Tragedies of cannibalism will only occur in troubled times when the sky is dark and traitors are in power. In the Ming Dynasty, the emperors, saints and ministers are virtuous, and the people live and work in peace and contentment, and every family has several apartments. , they all use four wheels for transportation, and the story of people eating people can only be the former dynasty, and it can only be the former dynasty.
Although the hair was not all grown up, he also realized the importance of that object to a man. Hearing what Ge Er said, and then seeing the finger-long blade in Ge Da's hand, it was similar to the one his father used for pedicures. It's very similar. I heard from my father that the castrated eunuchs of the previous dynasty also used such a knife. Slowly, too many things are pouring into your world, and your shame and cherishment will follow. Wang Erluzi no longer speaks boldly and harshly, and runs away while covering his precious balls. The scholars on horseback are all Can't catch him.
"Isn't it just a pain? What's there to worry about? It's just the sea breeze blowing the waves, and the waves take away the sand. Children are children, and they won't grow up." Seeing Wang Er's fool, there is no scholar, Taishan collapses in front of him. Without losing his composure, Wang Busheng gave a speech on his life.
"Sir, you are really rich." Li Ergou gave a thumbs up and praised the kind-hearted Master Baihu, "Sir, you don't know, just last month, a little kid probably had an urgent need to urinate. Xie Xiangrong peed in the corner of his mansion, and Xie Xiaodong happened to see it,"
"What's the matter? Xie Xiaodong still cut off the child's bird."
Children, unlike adults, can't control their poop and pee. It doesn't hurt to just pee in the corner of someone's house. And if nothing goes wrong, child urine can ward off evil spirits. This is also to protect Xie's mansion from those who are accused of injustice. The dead innocent ghost came to claim his life. In other words, Xie Xiaodong couldn't give him a big red envelope.
"Sir, you really guessed it right." Li Ergou shuddered, probably recalling the tragic situation again, "That thing was no bigger than a small finger, but Xie Xiaodong chopped it off with a single knife."
"Just cut it down." Wang Busheng couldn't believe it. In the feudal society, officials' families had privileges and some were so domineering. Wang Busheng could imagine that having both, wanting, and wanting was their code of conduct, but they were so careless about human life. This is Wang Bushi couldn't accept it.
"No, the child lost his life due to excessive blood loss before his parents came."
Those who correct their mistakes are already wrong, but many people don’t even have the chance to correct their mistakes. The losers in the second choice will always be those at the bottom who are miserable.
I have read too many tragedies in books, but hearing it with my own ears is a new feeling. There are so many bad things now, and justice may be late for eighteen years, but one day the clouds will be cleared, but in Here, in this world where human life is inferior to that of a dog, no one cares about the life and death of ordinary people, and no one is willing to stoop to show mercy.
"Xie Xiaodong deserves to be damned. Cutting him off with a knife will really help him." Wang Buzi has never hated someone so much, including when he was wronged. Although Wang Buzi is angry, he will not hold grudges. There are always good people and bad people in this world. Wang Busheng thought about it and called Hao Liande when he got back. If the Xie family and his son died easily, he would retire and return to his hometown.
"The Xie family's father and son fell into your hands, sir. They deserved it. I heard that some people in the countryside plan to build a shrine for you."
"No, no, no, if anyone builds a shrine for me, I will smash it, and I will pay for it." Basically no one who lives in the shrine dies at the end of his life. Wang Busheng does not want to die young.
"Yes, sir, you are really low-key. Look at that idiot Wang Er just now. He has only been studying for a few days, but he is arrogant, disrespectful of etiquette, neither big nor small, indiscriminate, and refers to deer as horses."
Li Ergou keeps flattering him, and uses all idioms and proverbs, which shows that he is careful.
It was the first time I heard such fresh and refined flattery. Wang Busheng felt that even white cats and black dogs couldn’t keep up with the heat of eating shit. flattery only exists with his appearance, so he can’t explore his inner self. Comparing oneself with others will lead to death. Comparing goods. Yes, I will arrange the two of them into Jinyiwei when they get back. I hope they can make progress in a good atmosphere.
"Er Gou, you have read the book! You use idioms well," Wang Bu Shou joked with a smile.
"Hee hee" Li Ergou felt a little shy as if he was meeting his wife for the first time, no, he was meeting someone else's wife, and then he took out the red-covered booklet from his arms, "Sir, Ergou, I also have a certificate."
"Certificate," Wang Busheng looked at the three words on the white cover, Scholar's Certificate.
"Damn it, Li Ergou is still a scholar." Wang Bushi was surprised. Hearing Hao Liande say that Jinyiwei is short of talents and can't find anyone who can write or draw. No, there is one right in front of him. , don’t big leaders have the vision to recognize people, and Bole doesn’t just come from high officials. Just like the sentence in the navigation, please turn around at the right place. After turning around, you will find that, hey, such an ugly person is also a scholar.
"Shh, sir, please keep your voice down." Li Ergou hurriedly stopped Wang Busheng's shouting. If Wang Bushi noticed carefully, there were beads of sweat on Li Ergou's forehead.
"What's the matter, Ergou, I'm afraid that your classmates and friends will know. Don't worry, the dead eunuch is still the number one scholar. There is no distinction between high and low professions. It is not shameful for a scholar to be a royal guard." Wang Busheng has the idea that he cannot eat discounted food without the second generation of rich people. Don’t the national husbands also have the experience of eating at food stalls?
"Sir, do you think Ergou looks like someone who has read a book?" Today became Li Ergou's personal show. Ge Da couldn't sit still anymore. Seeing that Wang Busei didn't know the inside story, he hurriedly answered.
"Ge Da, I'm going to talk about you now, "Journey to the West"? Have you seen it? No, I should have heard of it." The level of education is a threshold. Wang Bushi felt that Ge Daying's level of education was not very high, and he probably only knew one of the three characters in "Journey to the West". And it’s a chicken with the same pronunciation and a different word.
Ge Da nodded, "I heard the storyteller in the teahouse seemed to have told it before."
"Chapter 62 of "Journey to the West": "Your Majesty, people cannot be judged by appearance, and sea water cannot be measured. If you love beauty, how can you catch demons and thieves? You know what it means."
Ge Da shook his head.
"Damn it, I don't know what this means. You don't only care about those goblins, do you?"
"Yes, yes, both adults and children like the Jade Rabbit Spirit the most. Look at that figure. It makes my heart itch so much."
"What eyes do Princess Peacock have? Well, who asked you this?" Wang Busheng quickly stopped the conversation and continued, "What I mean is that although Li Ergou is ugly, it is not his fault."
"Whose fault is that?" Ge Er, who is also not very good-looking, also has this question.
"That's his parents' fault. Hey, Ge Er wasn't looking for trouble. He probably kicked Ge Er in the ass for interrupting me. Fortunately, Wang Busui had some reservations, otherwise everyone wouldn't be able to see the butt without holes. , but everyone can appreciate the butt with holes.
"The big and the small know their sins." Thank you for your mercy.
Wang Bushi continued, "Although Li Ergou is ugly, as long as he is willing to make progress and study more, it is possible to get the top prize. A mere scholar is nothing."
Li Ergou thanked Wang Busui for his praise, but he always felt uncomfortable with what he said. Li Ergou couldn't find the reason.
"Thank you for your approval, sir." Li Ergou's face turned a little red, the effect of three kilograms of sorghum wine. "It's just,, it's just,,"
"Sir, let me tell you." He looked around. Fortunately, the Jin Yiwei's illustrious reputation was still there. It was impossible for people to be around the God of Plague. Ge Da lowered his voice very low. "Er Gou's talent certificate cost three thousand." Bought for two.”
"What? You can buy this too." Wang Busheng was shocked. Didn't he say that the imperial examination system in feudal society was impeccable? It was even harder to cheat than to climb to the sky. The ancestral graves of the scholars who were able to pass the examination were all buried in the dragon veins. No matter what, you can also buy a certificate in feudal society.
"As expected, he came from the countryside." At this moment, the thoughts in the three people's minds were surprisingly consistent.
"Sir, as long as you pay the minimum price, anything can be bought and sold in the Ming Empire. This is true for buying vegetables and meat, and the same is true for buying certificates." Ge Da explained, which was also an interpretation of equivalent exchange.
"real"?
The three of them nodded at the same time.
"Well, I want to buy a fourth-grade civil servant. Does anyone have a way?"
"Uh, cough, cough, cough," the three of them coughed. "Sir, please don't be joking. Our Ming Empire abolished the buying and selling of officials as early as last year."
"Tch, I don't know about this yet, as you put it. Seeing the reactions of the three of them, Wang Bushui knew that this was not going to work. It seemed that he had to take it one step at a time. Marrying three wives was not that easy.
Li Ergou was not angry after being pointed out by Ge Da. After all, paper could not contain the fire. Sooner or later, Wang Busheng would know that "little ones are guilty and should not deceive adults."
Wang Bushit shook his hand and didn't care. Didn't he have a virginity in his last life? He was a man. It was just for fun. It was no big deal.
Li Ergou continued to explain, "When my job in Tiancishan Town failed, I wanted to try my luck in Songjiang Prefecture. I heard that it is relatively easy for scholars who have studied and gained fame to find a job, so I sold my home." Zu Wen then went to Li Bai, the head of the private school in Songjiang Prefecture, to buy a scholar certificate,'
"Li Bai also traveled through time and sold fake certificates." I feel that the world is quite chaotic. Eighty percent of the people are still living below the poverty line. The Ming Empire actually has such high technology as mobile phones and computers. I didn't expect that there are more It’s such a mess, even Shixian has engaged in a secondary industry.
Automatically ignoring the time-travel vocabulary that might be a rural dialect, Li Ergou explained, "My lord, I misunderstood. It's Li Bai, not Li Bai. These are two different surnames."
"It's okay," Wang Busheng felt relieved. If Li Bai, the immortal poet, sold fake certificates, then the two-meter tall Confucius should buy growth hormone, guaranteed to grow ten centimeters taller, and refund if it is invalid.
"Li Bai is the principal of our private school in Songjiang Prefecture. All scholar certificates for scholars in Songjiang Prefecture are signed and issued by him,"
Okay, this is another person who is in charge of sealing, and he is a very oily yamen.
I feel sad. Not because you cheated on me, but because I can't trust you anymore. The cultural field of the Ming Empire turned out to be so dirty. Why use it? Well, it may be a habit.
"Ergou, your goal is too small. Why don't you reach the goal in one step and directly become a candidate or a Jinshi?" Life is always on the same starting line. If you are one step ahead of others, you can retire earlier, right?
"Master Dissatisfied, I think so too, but Li Bai said that he only has the power to issue scholar certificates. If he wants to give certificates, he needs to find someone to trust him. This is especially true for Jinshi certificates, and it will cost more."
"How much will it cost?" Tuhao Wang Fushitan has another idea.
"The younger one didn't dare to ask," Li Ergou told the truth, "but the younger one heard from other people who bought certificates that the starting price for a candidate's certificate is at least 30,000 yuan, and the Jinshi certificate is even more expensive."
Anything that can be solved with money is not a problem. Wang Busheng said that he was already so rich, and as long as there was a price, he could afford it.
"How much money does a Jinshi certificate cost?"
"Young ones don't know. If adults have any ideas, you can ask around."
"That's good." If you want to buy it, buy the best one, "Then the No. 1 Scholar Certificate."
"Pfft" everyone knelt down, Li Ergou smiled bitterly, "Sir, don't be joking, the number one scholar was appointed by the current emperor, no amount of money is enough."
"Tch, you are overestimating Zhu Xiluo's bottom line. He can do all the things like asking for his son's salary. What's wrong with selling him as the top pick?" Wang Bushu felt that he could talk to Zhu Xiluo directly next time he had the opportunity.
"Money is not the problem, it's just whether the person doing the work is reliable or not." The money was not in short supply, but the king did not want to be taken advantage of. The thing was not done, but the money disappeared.
"Don't worry, Sir. Li Bai once served as a tutor for the grandson of Li Yutang, the Minister of Civil Affairs. I heard that Master Li helped run the private school in Songjiang Prefecture. The person Li Bai is looking for should be Master Li, the Minister of Civil Affairs." .
"Well, let's forget it. Jin Yiwei doesn't need so many false evidences."
