Anything as reliable as money is fake, let alone what people say. For men who like to go to bathing centers, a beating will never be unfair.
Don’t compare the price when you buy it, don’t taste the taste when you eat it, don’t question it when you love it, don’t slander it when you break up, everything is to pay for your original choice, don’t regret being nice to anyone, even if you look at it Wrong person, even if I am let down, even if I hit the wall, I remember that I was a handsome young man back then, and the matchmaker women were stepping down on my own yard, but I still want to fall in love freely, and fall in love with this extraordinary martial arts heroine, how can I What should I do? I wonder if there is that kind of medicine, the kind that can improve one's skill by a dozen with one pill. Hum, when the time comes, my wife will be at the bottom and I will be at the top.
Um, do you want to recommend a medicine for him? It will be a little difficult to improve his skill by a dozen, but it shouldn't be a problem if he persists for half an hour.
She probably also had feelings for her husband-in-law, so Mrs. Wu was merciful. Most of Wu's injured parts were on her body, and only one of her two nostrils was bleeding. Moreover, she also took into account that her husband-in-law had been thoroughly investigating the White Lotus Sect day and night in the past few days. The meninges were irritated, the corneas were damaged, and the brain and eyes were spared.
Wu Zui was aggrieved. He covered his bleeding nose and cried, "I told you, don't slap me in the face. How can you let me go to work tomorrow?" ,
"It doesn't matter if you don't do it as a royal guard, I have never seen you receive a cent of salary from the imperial court in so many years." A mother-in-law who was a fifth-grade military attache in the dynasty not only had no maids and servants to serve her, but also did everything herself. What was even more annoying was that she had to go to her parents' house every month to borrow food to fulfill her duties as an official. This made the power class of the Ming Empire What a shame.
"My husband, I am not a royal guard just for the money."
"Haha, if it's not for money, it's just feelings."
"because I like it".
Money can't buy it, I'm happy with it. How many people are always being sentimental, being cautious all day long, trying desperately to please, taking everything they do seriously, thinking that there will be results and blessings, but in the end they find out that they just participated in an audition. People, don't take yourself too seriously, otherwise it's just a joke.
Although Jin Yiwei has a bad reputation and poor welfare, Wu Zuosheng just doesn't want to leave. Maybe with a knife in his hand, he can still maintain a trace of justice in this world.
The most terrifying thing about people is not that they are unmotivated, but that they feel that this world is not worth it.
If you do complex things simply, you will be an expert. If you do simple things repeatedly, you will be an expert. If you do repetitive things carefully, you will be the winner. And if you do well what others think is bad, you are doing it for the country.
You can beat him or scold him, but Wu Zuang was determined not to leave Jin Yiwei. Mrs. Wu had no choice but to bother to persuade her. She was probably tired from the beating. Mrs. Wu sat down, picked up the teapot and poured herself a cup of boiled water. Well, Even thousands of households in Jinyiwei cannot afford to drink tea.
"Say, you are still hiding something from me."
"Uh," Wu Zuozuo was afraid of being beaten and could only explain, "Last night, Li Zuozuo invited me to the Shuangwaiwai Bathhouse again."
"Okay, I smelled something wrong with you last night. You said it was because someone invited you to eat hot pot. I'm still wondering, when did the bottom of the pot smell of jasmine?" Thinking of the smell last night, Mrs. Wu was sure that it was the smell of powder on the body of some sexy fox.
"I didn't lie to you, madam. It's not that Jinyiwei was short of people, so I accepted the people Li Zuozuo sent. As a thank you to Li Zuozuo, he treated me to hot pot and took a shower after eating." Wu Zuo said that he was an honest husband and would never lie to his wife.
"Okay, don't hang out with people like Li Dingzuo in the future. I don't want to hear any more sexy information from you. Otherwise," Mrs. Wu exerted a slight force, and the teacup in her hand shattered into powder.
Wu was so excited that all the pores in his body opened instantly, "No, madam, don't worry, there is no chance anymore. I received a secret report from the Jin Yiwei at the Yamen this morning. Li Dingzuo has been arrested by the Ministry of Punishment for accepting bribes and violent law enforcement that resulted in the casualties of innocent people." , along with his wife and son. I heard that the current Holy Emperor has been very sensitive to corruption recently, and the amount is huge. His Majesty issued an order to investigate and deal with it strictly. The opinion given by the Ministry of Punishment is to kill every family member and put the property into the inner treasury. ".
Well, okay, it doesn't matter whether he is dead or not, what Zhu Xiluo cares about is Li Xuanzuo's family property.
It is said that the prime minister's belly can support the boat. Of course, these are just words. He dared to betray himself and led to the failure of the campaign to attract money from the king. How could the civil servants let the culprit go? Their revenge was very swift and sharp. Arrangements People reported the matter and then conducted a thorough investigation. How could any officials in the Ming Empire be clean? How could they maintain a luxurious and luxurious life without corruption? As a result, the serious discrepancy between Li Zuozuo's salary and his savings was found out, and Li Zuozuo was serving as the criminal director of Songjiang Prefecture. During this period, many unjust, false and wrong cases were made for the sake of profit. It is said that in order to eradicate the cancer around the people and restore a peaceful world to Songjiang Mansion, several adults did not hesitate to use gold and silver to embezzle three hundred thousand taels from Li Xingfang out of their own pockets. With a zero added at the end, when Zhu Xiluo saw that a small ninth-level criminal master had embezzled up to three million taels, his expression was filled with anger and surprise. With a stroke of his pen, the life and death of the Li family, as well as those three people, were decided. The whereabouts of the million taels.
"He deserves it. This kind of person should be executed in a hurry." For the culprit who ruined his husband, death can hardly relieve the hatred in his heart.
Wu Zuo didn't say anything. After all, he couldn't do it by scolding the cook while eating. The girl in the bathhouse was pretty good. Don’t forget the person who paid for it.
"You have finished explaining everything." Mrs. Wu stared into Wu Zui's eyes and said,
It's not the expression of deep love, the deep sunset in the mountains and the deep autumn rain, the look in my eyes that I love you deeply, but the affirmation that you still have something to hide from me.
"Uh, no, I only went to the Shuangwai Wai Bathhouse twice."
Recently, Wu Zuo has been a little busy because of the White Lotus Sect incident.
"It's not about taking a bath." Mrs. Wu reminded.
"It's not about taking a bath, what is that?" Wu Zui thought, and then affirmed, "It's gone. I love Madam so much, how could I hide something from you? It's gone, I'm sure."
"There will be leniency for those who confess, and there will be leniency for those who resist. As a royal guard, do you know the meaning of this sentence? I will give you another chance, otherwise" Mrs. Wu stood up, crossed her hands and exerted force, and a snapping sound was heard.
"No, madam, it's really gone." Wu Zui held his nose and backed away, "How about madam give me a hint."
"Haha, I know you are a hero. You won't shed tears until you drop the coffin," Mrs. Wu smiled coldly.
Another violent output, Wu Ding was torn into eighteen or nineteen pieces, no, his clothes were torn into seventeen or eighty-nine pieces, each piece was not the same.
Wu Zui covered his whole body and squatted on the ground. His tone was a bit ambiguous, "Madam, if you want, you can wait until night. It's a pity that you have clothes. I only have three taels of silver."
"Haha, I still want to have a big villa, can you give it to me?" Ignoring the body that she had looked at thousands of times, Mrs. Wu picked up the flowery pants on the ground, and then opened the pockets on them, revealing pieces the size of soybeans. The silver fell out of his pocket, along with two copper plates that had lost their circulation value. "Your mobile phone was in arrears three days ago. You can still answer calls today. Where can you get the money to pay the phone bill?"
"Uh," Wu Zuang wanted to die. He had worked so hard and lost so many brain cells to save a little private money, and he hid it in a place like that, rubbing against it 24 hours a day, that kind of No one knows about the hard work, but in the end, Loli, who worked hard for half her life to make a wedding dress for others, finally found the old man.
"One liang, two liang, two two five, three liang plus two copper coins", a black face hung on Mrs. Wu's head, "Okay, Wu, you can do it, you are really good, no wonder it took more than a month I didn’t change my underwear. I thought you understood how hard it was for me to wash clothes, so I wore them for a few extra days. I didn’t expect you were hiding private money. Okay, I can’t survive this day. I’m leaving. I’m going back to my parents’ house. ". After picking up the silver beans, Mrs. Wu was about to leave.
"No, ma'am, I was wrong. I don't dare to do it anymore." When things got to this point, Wu Zuosheng could only apologize and admit his mistake. Men can't have private money, because men become bad when they have money.
"Humph, do you dare to do it again?" When the steps came up, Mrs. Wu immediately sat down.
"I don't dare to do it anymore." Those who understand the current affairs are heroes. The worst is to change places. People always come up with solutions. Wu Zuo is confident that in a year he will have three taels and two copper coins of his own money. .
"Men can't save money. From now on, your money must be kept with me." He took out a copper plate from his purse and said, "Don't say I don't care about you. With this penny, you can buy whatever you want." ?
Looking at this copper plate, Wu Zuo smiled bitterly.
Well, this copper plate is now in Wang Bushit's hands. It is strongly recommended that Wang Bushit wash his hands after touching the copper plate. This is how prostatitis is cross-infected.
At this moment, a proverb can be used to describe Wu Zuo's state. His pocket is really cleaner than his face. To treat a friend, you must give everything you have without hesitation. Wu Zui felt that a friend like him was worthy of deep friendship.
A scholar dies for his confidant. Wu Zuo does not need Wang Bu to die for him, but it should be reasonable to treat him to a meal.
Looking at the seats full of delicacies that he might not be able to eat during the New Year, Wu Zuishi felt that Wang Busheng's life was a bit luxurious.
"Brother, I have to say that you are the elder brother. My wise and wise emperor has repeatedly advocated frugality in front of all the princes in the court. Our people are still not rich, and many of them have no food, no clothing, no body. , and you, brother, only have a dozen dishes for breakfast. If the Holy One finds out about this, it will be detrimental to your future. This is pig knuckle, the Holy One’s surname is Zhu. This food is taboo, so you should eat less of it." Wu Zui took a sip and said, "This plate must be beef. Cows are the main labor force in our Ming Empire. It is illegal to eat cows. As a royal guard, you cannot break the law."
As a thin dog who had just joined the job, Wang Bushit didn't want to leave a bad impression in front of his superior, so he hurriedly explained, "Brother, you misunderstood. This beef was sent by the Duke of Zhenguo. I heard that this beef was sent to him a few days ago." The cow sprained its leg while working in the fields, so the Duke of Zhen ordered someone to buy the leg."
Jealousy of others will always exist, and the final solution is to elevate yourself to a position that others cannot reach. If you are only a hundred households, and you are still a little less interesting, then the Duke of Zhen Guo should be enough. You didn’t kill the cow by yourself, you were just lucky enough to eat it.
"Ah, that's it. The people have already spent their losses when Niu Wei's leg was broken, but the Duke of Zhen can sympathize with the suffering of the people and buy a leg to avoid the loss of the people. The Duke of Zhen is considerate of the people and respects his humble position. I heard that the three The one with one horn is the strongest, and the three-legged cow works harder.”
"Damn it, triangles are the most stable structures. This is a geometric principle. You didn't come from time travel, right?" Wang Busui was very doubtful, "Pythagorean theorem, linear equation of two variables."
"Um, brother, I got poisoned after eating meat, why are I uttering gibberish?"
"Well, if you don't have the opportunity and good looks, it's hard to experience time travel. After all, you are the brightest kid in the universe."
