Even if the words are not surprising, death will continue. If the medicine does not kill, it can be said to be a thunder. A married girl, her mother-in-law just testified that Miao Cuihua is a promiscuous person. You actually said that Miao Cuihua is still a yellow flower. You are treating us as fools. , even if it’s fake, you still need time, isn’t it? It’s really difficult to live up to the reputation. My idol also takes medicine at night. The mythical miracle doctor sometimes slips up, and the crowd is talking about it.
"I think this miracle doctor is a fake. Look at Miao Cuihua's plump breasts and fat crotch. She doesn't look like a yellow flower at all." Wu Lian, a diamond member of the brothel who is very knowledgeable about women, expressed his views again.
"Brother Wu, no way. I saw green flowers, willow eyebrows and slender eyes. They kept their words in their mouths. Their aura was like orchids, their graceful appearance made them forget their meals. They didn't look like watery poplars, attracting bees and butterflies."
Well, this is the opinion of the white cat who works in private.
"Xiao Wu, you must have read it wrong," Heigou said, his point of view was so direct.
After all, Miao Cuihua is also a member of the Wang family. Although she has only been in the family for a short time, everyone has already regarded her as their own family, especially White Cat and Black Dog, who have been single for more than thirty years. They are eager to be single this year. The best person to help him get out of singles is Miao Cuihua. After all, Miao Cuihua is very good at eating.
"Wrong, wrong, wrong, you guys, you still don't know enough about women." Wu Lian directly rejected the erroneous remarks of the white cat and the black dog, "A beauty should not just look at her face, but look at the inside. An inch of skin understanding”,
As expected of a scholar, Wu Lian has the talent of being a teacher. While explaining, Wu Lian used gestures to express himself, making various movements with his hands in the air. That gesture, well, all men understand.
Miao Baihua and Miao Juhua also sneered. Their short-lived uncle didn't seem to have male diseases, so he couldn't leave such a beautiful daughter-in-law just as an ornament. The feeling of being deep in the clouds is hard to let go after experiencing it.
Gou Buli and Gou Na Mo have the same idea. It is impossible for such a beautiful daughter-in-law to just look at her.
A two-faced faction formed in the crowd, but the strength of the pros and cons was far apart, and Miao Cuihua's supporters were soon drowned out by the denunciations.
Everyone lives for the approval of others, and the approval of others also determines their own mood. However, Yaobushi looked calm and unaffected by the outside world.
Hearing the crowd talking, Liu Wenzheng also had doubts about Yao BuShu's medical skills, "Miracle Doctor, are you sure Miao Cuihua or Huang Hua?"
"Yes, I know medicinal herbs at the age of three, is familiar with medical skills at the age of five, and is diagnosing patients at the age of ten. I will not make fun of patients." He swears that the medicine will not kill him, and those who insist on the truth are often not recognized.
At an age when you are still playing with urine and mud, you can already generate income for your family. Talent is important, but hard work is indispensable.
Isn’t it sad to buy out all your time and freedom with a few hundred yuan a month? It’s not sad, that’s because everything is for a dream.
"Miracle doctor, you have to think about it before you speak!" Zhang Songhe also kindly reminded him that after all, he was also a beneficiary of the medical skills of immortality. When he was young, he was also a frequent user of immortality.
"Thank you, sir. I know that this matter is important and I dare not speak nonsense." I am originally from the back mountain, but I sit in front of the stage. He wants nothing but simple medical treatment, and watches the patients leave with the hope of life. He doesn't want to be involved in the battles between the rivers and lakes, and the secrets of the court. However, living in the world of the Ming Empire, it is not easy to stay out of it. , there is injustice in the world, don’t you care about everything?
"Miracle doctor, your medical skills have been heard by all. You have saved lives and healed the wounded, and have given many patients a new lease of life, especially in the men's department." Hao Liande, who had been silent for a long time, also spoke. He glanced at Zhang Songhe and Liu Wenzheng, "Master Zhang and Liu Your Excellency is also a beneficiary of your medical skills, and your medicine has made outstanding contributions to the tranquility of the two adults' back homes."
"Puch!" Many people couldn't hold back their laughter except for the sound.
If you really read books, you would point your nose at others and curse them in such a polite and reserved manner.
"Ahem!" Liu Wenzheng blushed at Hao Liande's words, but he is such an excellent scholar. Soon Liu Wenzheng thought of an excuse, "When I was young, I often stayed up late at work and my kidneys were not good. Thanks to the medicine of the miracle doctor, I am in good health." A lot."
"Haha, me too," Zhang Songhe hurriedly replied. Only he can know whether he can do it or not. Only he can know whether he takes medicine or not, and how much he should take each time. The hatred of leaking secrets is irreconcilable. Zhang Songhe has already thought about it. He will stab him when he returns home. Man, if Hao Liande can survive until the New Year smoothly, then he will go to Longhu Mountain to find a Taoist priest. I don’t believe that a man with missing parts can have such a strong life.
"My family has been poor since I was a child, so I often cut through walls and stole light in order to study, which damaged my eyesight. Thanks to the miracle cure of the miracle doctor, I now have eyesight that even young people can't match."
Unbiased, Wang Bushu gave each of Liu Wenzheng and Zhang Songhe a middle finger, "I have only heard of people with cervical spondylosis and lumbar disc disease at work, but I have never heard of people with kidney deficiency. You still cut through the wall to steal everything, you The building materials of your house are up to standard, and the walls won’t collapse if they are cut. Your neighbors are good families, so they didn’t ask you to pay for the money.”
When you talk too much and have nothing to say, stop and take a pee and take a look at yourself. Well, you look so good-looking. Please continue your performance.
"Haha," Hao Liande sneered, "I wish you two adults good health. In the future, the Jin Yiwei will definitely visit the two adults' residences more often. If necessary, you can directly order the Jin Yiwei. We all serve as officials in the same court and are all class brothers."
"Um, ah, thank you, Eunuch Hao Lian." The two adults felt as if they had eaten Xiang with chili sauce, with mixed emotions in their hearts. "It seems that the plan to dig a basement should be brought forward. After all, I want to face myself, and I don't want any bystanders while I'm working hard."
The topic returned to Yaosui, and Hao Liande continued, "The miracle doctor is a leader in men's medicine. He is expert in everything, but his understanding of gynecology is somewhat lacking. What he said just now may be just a guess, and he can't count."
Hao Liande also had some personal relations with Yaobushi. Hao Liande did not believe that a woman who had been married would still be a yellow flower, and it was also the case that the woman was very beautiful. In order to maintain the reputation of the medicine, Hao Liande explained.
With a smile on Yaobushi's face, he looked at Hao Liande gratefully, "Thank you, Eunuch Hao Lian. Although I am a daughter, I am still a gentleman, and the words he speaks out and the water he throws away are counted"!
"The miracle doctor is so sure, but I don't know what proof he has," Liu Wenzheng asked.
At this moment, Liu Wenzheng was in a conflicting mood. On the one hand, he hoped that Miao Cuihua was a watery woman, and she was also the main victim of the king's money-making. On the other hand, Liu Wenzheng also hoped that Miao Cuihua was a yellow flower. After all, such a good woman, I am also interested and confident in winning it. I like it best when a girl turns into a woman. Moreover, I am so good and so powerful and rich. What girl wouldn't like it.
"Of course I have the evidence," Yaobushi said with a slight smile on his face. "Everyone knows that the most direct way to identify yellow flowers is whether there are red flowers. However, there are other methods. The third volume of "Ma Yi Xiangfa Complete Book" says: "Eye of sight is like water, men and women are promiscuous", "Thick hair and heavy temples and squinting" With so much lewdness."
For young women, if the neck and buttocks are thicker, and the tail of the eye is pink and slightly red, it means that it has been lost recently, and if it is black, it has been lost for a long time. Furthermore, if you look at the eyebrows, the yellow eyebrows are tightly attached to the On the skin of the brow bone, instead of the yellow flowers standing on the skin one by one,"
In fact, the ancients had other methods to identify whether a woman was perfect, such as. In The Romance of the West Chamber, Zhang Sheng sang "Earning Evil" and said: "The spring breeze penetrates the breasts, and the spring color spreads across the eyebrows. The humble man asks for jade and silk, the apricot face and peach cheeks take advantage of the moonlight, and the delicate drops become more and more red and white."
Jin Shengtan, a native of the early Qing Dynasty, commented immediately below the first two sentences: "Look at her breasts and her eyebrows. These two looks are extremely poisonous, which is exactly how to look at new, broken, melons, and girls."
After all, it is impossible to directly identify the person, so the only way to identify the person is from the outside.
"These are your personal opinions, the miracle doctor. "Ma Yi Xiangfa" is not a medical skill, and it is not recorded in medical books passed down to later generations. This is not counted." Although there are many claims that medicine will not kill you, and some of them can be confirmed to be true or false after many people observe them, you can never wake up someone who is pretending to be asleep. Zhang Songhe just doesn't believe it.
"Sir, I have other ways. The blood of a woman is dropped into the water. The blood of a yellow-flowered woman is dropped into the water and condenses without falling into beads."
Yao Bu Die threw out his own evidence again.
"I don't know if there are any documents or which ancient medical skills are recorded." Zhang Songhe still said the same thing. Anything that is not put on paper is pseudoscience and lies.
Zhang Songhe's expression was very playful, Liu Wenzheng was a little confused, and the palms and backs of his hands were full of flesh.
Seeing that the conclusion that the medicine is not fatal is overturned time and time again without any reason by Zhang Songhe, an old man, kind people are confused. Is it possible that only live broadcast can convince the public?
There are still thorns hidden under the branches and leaves. How can one's heart not be poisonous? He can't do something even though he knows it's not possible. Zhang Songhe is so insidious.
"Sir Zhang, the Miscellaneous Family believes that what the miracle doctor said is quite valid." Hao Liande couldn't help but speak. "If you don't believe it, you can just ask a few common people to verify it, and the Wen Po in the palace also has a way."
"Hey, Eunuch Hao Lian, the case of Wang Busheng's beating of the Japanese envoy is extremely serious. Many friends from the foreign countries are paying attention. We can't delay it any longer. There will be a result today. It will take too long to verify it with the people. Go to the palace to find the stability." The same goes for me, the journey is too long and the delay is too long."
Being overthrown again and again, Yaobushi was not discouraged, "Sir, I have other ways."
"You are a Du Niang, why do you have so many tricks?" the bad guys who wished that the male protagonist would die as soon as possible complained in their hearts.
"My method is documented in literature and is widely used by the people of our Ming Empire."
Live to learn, and you can solve a math problem with a thousand solutions. You are so awesome. If you survive in the future, you will definitely be a top student.
"Oh, really?" Zhang Songhe was a little shaken in his heart. After all, he didn't study much, so he might just be such a doctor who didn't do his job properly and leave behind such inconsistent methods.
The medicine is not dead and continues: "There is a record in "Health Prescriptions", which is the prescription of the so-called "Gonggong Sha": "Lizard oysters, or dragonflies, are raised in containers, fed with cinnabar, and the body is completely red. The food is seven kilograms full. Forge and pound ten thousand pestles, and light a woman's limbs, which will last all year round, but will be reduced during sexual intercourse, hence the name Shou Gong. "Huainanzi Wanbi Shu": Take one of the yin and yang from Shou Gong's new house, hide it in an urn, and dry it in the shade for a hundred days. , to decorate women’s arms, they will produce articles, and when combined with men’s yin and yang, they will soon be destroyed.”
The ancients believed that by mashing gecko cinnabar into pieces and dotting it on a woman's arm, it would last forever, but would disappear after experiencing it.
The words awakened the dreamer. Although men and women today are very open-minded, people with conditions are also very concerned about it. Therefore, this kind of feudal bad custom is still common in the Ming Empire, whether it is the families of officials or ordinary people. It is the tradition for my daughter to order gonggong sand.
Well, fortunately this method of guarding the palace sand has not been passed down to later generations, otherwise there would be too many people getting married today and divorced tomorrow.
"I have heard of "Gonggong Sha". Zhang Songhe has not only heard of it but also seen it often. After all, he is old and cannot handle it if he is experienced. It is easier to deal with it when he is young and ignorant.
"Cuihua, don't be afraid, show them"
