When ordinary people pursue beautiful women, they act like hooligans, while when scholars pursue beautiful women, they act like fair ladies. As writers who have the right to speak and write history, they will always have such high-sounding rhetoric to make their unreasonable and unreasonable things blameless and turn them into an elegant thing and a trend-setting fashion. Visiting a brothel This is an immoral thing in their eyes. They just want to find inspiration for articles and cultivate sincere emotions with girls.
"White Cat, who is this person? He looks so ugly." Black Dog, an honest man, did not have a good impression of Wu Lian who suddenly came out to strike up a conversation.
"Uh, black dog, don't talk nonsense." You can't say something ugly in front of others, nor behind their backs. Now that I am a scholar, and scholars are all gentlemen, I will never talk about people behind their backs. Holding back the urge to vomit, Bai Mao cupped his fists and bowed, "Brother, the only good thing about this brother of mine is that he likes to tell the truth. Don't be offended."
Damn it, you're apologizing. You're just trying to make up for yourself on the edge of the cliff. Wu Lian's face is a little dark. You two have the nerve to talk about me with your looks. Could it be that Zhu Bajie doesn't look at himself in the mirror? Not a pig anymore.
"Yes, I'm sorry, brother, it was my younger brother who was rude. You are not ugly at all. It's just that you are missing two front teeth that took away your beauty." In order to be qualified for the honorable position of security guard of the Wang family, Black Dog also worked hard in private. No, he also knew how to comfort people and expose his views in a more tactful way.
"Well, okay, it's true that ugly people have dark hearts," Wu Lian said bitterly.
After all, there might be a big boss, so Wu Lian didn’t dare to get angry. In order to avoid hearing some sarcastic remarks, Wu Lian chose to shut up, and then turned his head. Your biological father is Zhu Xiluo, and I don’t care. Your thighs are broken, you are stabbing your heart with a blunt knife.
"Hey, brother, don't leave. I'm from outside. Don't be angry if you don't understand etiquette." Seeing the black dog driving Wu Lian away, the white cat hurriedly tried to persuade him to stay. After all, he had a mission, "especially the soul." Beauty is real beauty, being ugly is not your fault, maybe you will be good-looking in the next life."
"Yes, you have to work harder in this life for the sake of beauty in the next life," Black Dog encouraged. People with dreams will always have less worries and more fighting spirit.
Wu Lian covered his face. He didn't want his classmates to see him crying.
"Baimao, this scholar is too fragile. In fact, he looks good enough. The girls in the brothel shouldn't dislike him." As for the aesthetics of brothel girls, Hei Gou knew very well that as long as he was willing to spend money, this scholar could still be a distinguished guest in the brothel.
"Hey, it's all your fault. I almost forgot about the business." The white cat took two hurried steps, grabbed Wu Lian's horse and led him into the crowd, "Brother, please stay."
"You two culturally venomous people, I'm ashamed to be associated with you." Wu Lian felt indignant. If he hadn't been worried that he would be unable to defeat four people with just two fists, Wu Lian would have spat in their faces with sticky phlegm that smelled like his breakfast. .
"Eldest Brother" Wu Lian was full of grievances and looked at the white cat who was not much better than himself, "I'm afraid that talking to me will affect your appearance."
"Well" the white cat was very embarrassed, "If you are close to vermillion, you are red, and if you are close to ink, you are not necessarily black. My appearance can withstand the test."
What is good from above will be effective from below. If there is a narcissistic master, the slaves below will not be much better.
"Brother, stop talking. What's wrong with you? Hurry up. I'm in a hurry to buy medicine."
"Um, brother, you are sick, what medicine do you need?"
"Do you have the quick-acting Jiuxin Pill"?
"Well, not yet." We are not relatives, so your life and death have nothing to do with me, so Bai Mao stopped wasting his emotions and went straight to the point, "It's like this, we are new here, we are not familiar with the place, and we don't know where in the capital the kiln sister is good-looking. good service".
This topic is very attractive, and the onlookers who didn't care much about the two just now are also pricked up. After all, if they are recommended, they can save some unnecessary money and get high-quality and low-priced services at the same time.
"From what you just said, brother must be a master in this way. I hope you will give me some advice. Thank you very much." The white cat bent at ninety degrees to show his sincerity.
"Haha, I thought the others were just trivial things like this." Speaking of his best project, Wu Lian, who had been depressed because of his appearance just now, once again resurrected with full health, and enthusiastically pulled the white cat, "Come on, come on, Brother, let me tell you, you asked me to the right person. To be honest, I have been a frequent visitor to the brothel since I was able to rise to prominence, three hundred and sixty-five days a year, at least three hundred days. My nights were spent in a brothel.”
Hearing about Wu Lian's outstanding achievements, he completely regarded the brothel as his second hometown. Countless scholars were envious and jealous. He could probably sleep in all the government-run brothels in the capital this year. Don't tell me, for such an experienced person, what he said is the standard answer. No amount of advertisements can be as good as Wu Lian's words. This is the expert and scholar of later generations, and his words represent justice.
As a senior bachelor. It can be said that White Cat and Black Dog also devoted most of their lives to Shuangwaiwaishutangzi. Half of their income was lost and half went into the pockets of Shuangwaiwaishutangzi girls. They also value feelings. Yes, Shuangwaiwai only cares about Shuangwaiwai. It can be said that the two of them are important customers of Shuangwaiwai Bathhouse. Their consumption can account for half of Shuangwaiwai Bathhouse's annual income. For the prosperity and development of Shuangwaiwai Bathhouse, white cats and black dogs are indispensable.
However, there are mountains beyond the mountains, and I am so outstanding that I am just a frog in the well. When I came to the capital, I randomly asked a scholar who was so awesome that he was blinded by lightning. He couldn't support him in a small place. Man, such a master must be licked on his knees.
Bai Mao excitedly held Wu Lian's hands, "Brother, I didn't expect you to be so outstanding. My admiration for you is like a torrential river,"
"Ahem, keep a low profile, keep a low profile." Wu Lian quickly lowered his voice. Mr. Liu was trying a case. He was discussing with others whether the brothel girl would be disrespectful to Mr. Liu. I heard that Mr. Liu is also a master of this kind. I wonder if he will be lucky enough. Let’s discuss together.
"Yes, yes, what brother said is that showing affection will lead to death quickly, loving without hiding will lead to self-destruction, and keeping a low profile will lead to eternal life." The white cat's eyes were full of longing.
"Brother, don't hide it. We all have to share good things together." The face-slapping black dog also joined in.
Seeing this dog-like face, his good mood disappeared instantly, and Wu Lian turned his head in disgust. "snort".
The scene was still for three seconds. It was probably because the pause was too long. Worrying about the silence, a scholar from the Imperial Academy could not help but speak.
"Brother Wu Xian, we are all disciples of Confucius and Mencius. You can't eat alone. You are a good girl and everyone should support you together."
"Yes, yes, if happiness cannot be shared with others, it is not true happiness."
"helping people makes a person happy."
Well, what a group of scholars with such an eager desire for knowledge. With them, the Ming Empire is lucky, and the people of the Ming Empire are lucky.
I wonder if these scholars really have feelings for these shy and difficult-to-understand words. It’s just that knowing a few more words will give them a sense of superiority and being superior to others. It’s just a false reputation. Soon Wu Lian felt comfortable with the gentle and considerate flattery of his classmates that was hard to let go.
"This is my experience gained from many battles. I cannot let it out easily." These experiences are really valuable and cost a lot of money. I guess if I am more restrained, I can donate the money I save to a nine-grade small store. The official position was still acceptable, but Wu Lian felt that his money could not be wasted.
"Oh, I thought it was such a big deal. From now on, I will cover brother Wu Lian's overnight expenses for a month." A student from the Imperial College, who looked like he had a lot of money, took care of everything. How proud. The one who is near the water comes first, and we went to brothels together a few times. This feeling started to show up, and I was worried that I wouldn't know the inside information.
"Okay, I guarantee seven days."
"I guarantee five days"
"I am short of money, and I am willing to donate ten taels of silver."
"Eh", please note the long tone here. Ten taels of silver is not even enough to let the girl sing a song. If you don't have money, you can go to a brothel. The contempt from his classmates made the man with ten ounces of silver lower his head, but his strong desire for knowledge made him stand firm and unwilling to leave.
It was almost enough for him for three months. Wu Lian was very satisfied and raised his head. It was a pity that the two missing front teeth affected Wu Lian's glorious image.
None of the scholars in the Imperial College cared about the case of Wang Busheng's beating of the Japanese envoy. They all gathered around Wu Lian and listened carefully. They were afraid of leaving something behind. Those who were worried about their poor memory even took out their pens and ink. , A good memory is not as good as a bad pen. If you write it on paper, you will not forget it. And maybe you can become famous in history by writing a book and biography. No, all scholars have good reputations.
"Let me tell you, you get what you pay for. Good quality at low prices is hard to come by. But Xiaosheng was lucky enough to meet such a person. I just came out of Baihua Building that day. I drank a little too much and couldn't find him. On the way home, I came to a door while walking around."
Well, it turns out that the corners are the most affordable. Each time you spend RMB 50 in the shampoo room, you can enjoy RMB 500 service.
I have no appearance or talent, but I hold the swan in my arms. I am so strong, with both money and power. My only regret is that I can no longer survive. Thinking of this, Xie Xiaodong feels a little regretful. He will only be lonely and helpless for the rest of his life. . The laziness and blindness of sixteen and eighteen years old are fueling the anxiety of the years. Growth is constantly borrowing time from time and then constantly paying for the past. If possible, Xie Xiaodong would not touch the broken moon in the water again, but would want it to stay intact. A man ceases to be a fool when he realizes that he is a fool, but it is too late.
After hearing Liu Wenzheng's greeting, Xie Xiaodong sorted out his emotions, avenged his younger brother, and killed Wang Busheng. He walked in front and led a group of younger brothers. The witness team headed by Xie Xiaodong appeared in the trial hall.
"Sir, the witnesses are all here." Hu Handa, the master of the case, looked at it and then reported to Liu Wenzheng.
The group of witnesses headed by Xie Xiaodong were all very handsome, and they were obviously very confident about this case.
"Well, it's good that we're all here. The case file will be recorded again today." At this point, Liu Wenzheng looked resentful. "It's all because the shameless Zhang Luzi and his dog came to the case trial." There was a commotion in the hall, and I tore up the trial files in a panic, otherwise there would be no need for a new trial."
"Yes, sir, I understand."
