What can be done in one minute? Some people can save the world in one minute. Some people can save lives in one minute. Some people can create astonishing wealth in one minute. Some people can create three or five little people in one minute. And a few adults One minute can take half an hour to use the toilet.
It is probably due to the desire of the body structure. When people wake up from sleep, they are often accompanied by the production of urine, and they always drop a few drops in the toilet.
"I need to help you." Liu Wenzheng stood up first. After all, his kidneys were a little weak and he couldn't hide his urine.
"I drank too much tea just now. I want to go too." Zhang Songhe also stood up, and then looked at Hao Liande, "Eunuch Hao Lian, why don't we come together?"
There used to be a controversy in the medical field. It has been controversial for a long time but no one has found the answer. In the feudal dynasty, whether the eunuchs stood or squatted to urinate. If the feudal society was divided into men's and women's toilets, which one was more appropriate for the eunuchs to go to.
Hearing the two adults enthusiastically inviting Hao Liande to go to the toilet together, Wang Bushu pricked up his ears and said, "Cao Cao, if Cao Cao arrives, wouldn't it be funny to miss him in person? After all, he is very hopeful that he will know the answer to the thousand-year-old mystery.
Of course, it's not just Wang Bushit who is also curious. Many people are also full of curiosity about the profession of eunuch, whose inheritance is about to be cut off.
Youdao means that since something has happened that cannot be changed, then he should accept it. He must have encountered things that embarrassed him many times. Hao Liande's embarrassing cancer has been removed, and there is no strange color or unpleasantness on his face. He smiles as usual, "No. , Mr. Zhang, I don’t want to go.”
"Oh" there was some regret in the tone of the two of them. They probably also wanted to know Hao Liande's little secret.
"Sir, the miracle doctor of Songjiang Prefecture said, eat when you should eat, and poop when you need to poop. Don't force yourself. This is not good for your health." Wang Bushu was a little worried that Hao Liande wouldn't be able to hold back, so he held back his words, "It's time to poop." Don’t force yourself when you urinate, listen to the words of the miracle doctor.”
If you can find someone who makes your heart beat faster and the corners of your mouth turn up unconsciously, you must overcome all difficulties and give him a knife, "Damn it, you slapped me in the face."
Hao Liande's face was not dark just now, but after hearing Wang Busheng's words, Hao Liande's face turned dark. This is heartbreaking.
"Thank you for your kindness. I know my health myself."
"Oh" Wang Bu's tone was equally disappointed. "On the one hand, I can't compare to the eunuch's ability to hold in his urine. This is a whole morning. The eunuch is really strong."
Zhang Songhe and Liu Wenzheng, the two leaders of the civil servant group, are both rich and noble. However, they are also very hard-working. The place where they take a lunch break is just two big-butt Taishi chairs. They can't stand up even if they want to. This shows how to improve the Yamen of the Ming Empire. The lunch break conditions for Chinese people must be put on the agenda, and the construction of a star-rated hotel cannot be delayed.
Several adults did not rest very well. Of course, Zhang Songhe was simply because of the lunch break environment, but Liu Wenzheng was willing to have two reasons. To the human feeling. However, if Hao Liande were not here, these conditions could be improved.
It was the first time that he had taken a lunch break with so many people in the Ming Empire. It felt like he had lived in a collective work shed. So familiar.
I have eaten enough, slept well, and it is already time to go to work in the afternoon, so work must be started.
"Pop!" The sound of the gavel hitting the table was heard, and Liu Wenzheng shouted, "Do you know your guilt?"
"Fuck!" Wang Bushi, who had just woken up, was startled and broke into a cold sweat instantly.
"Plop" he knelt down and said, "Sir, Mr. Qingtian, I have been wronged. You have to make the decision for me."
"You are bold and cunning. There are all the witnesses and physical evidence, but you still want to quibble." Liu Wenzheng patted the wall again and continued to say sternly, "Today, I will convince you that you have lost."
Liu Wenzheng's words were stern and righteous. If it weren't for the incompatibility of his skin color, he would have looked like the reincarnation of Bao Gong.
Everyone in the hall was probably used to this kind of scene, and they looked fine. A few of the government officials on duty held fire sticks in their hands and shouted "mighty" in a dutiful manner.
"Nima, you screamed so loudly." Wang Busheng felt as if he had gone to the theater to visit a class in his previous life. If he hadn't been used to watching criminal investigation dramas about honest officials trying cases in his previous life, Wang Busheng would have been really shocked by this momentum.
"In order to punish evil and promote good, kill chickens to scare monkeys, and prevent such incidents from happening in the future, I hereby request a public trial of this case," Liu Wenzheng looked at Zhang Songhe and Hao Liande.
Asked "Do you two adults have any objections?"
"Since it is the Holy Father's will, I naturally agree." Zhang Songhe cupped his fists and cupped his hands in the direction of the palace, nodding in agreement.
Hao Liande waved his hand in response, "Mr. Liu is the chief judge, and the veteran is just a jury. Everything is subject to Mr. Liu's arrangements."
"If you accept the concession, I will be disrespectful and make my own arrangements." Liu Wenzheng ordered the government officials to open the door of the mansion.
A group of gourd eaters from Wuyangyang crowded in. Gourd eaters A and B, including Ah Da and Ah Er, also crowded in. They wanted to prove that the evildoers who oppressed my foreign friends were brought to justice. These students from the Imperial College are the rightful men and gentlemen. Impossible to fall.
Of course, people related to the case will also come in. Under the protection of white cats and black dogs, several hostesses disguised themselves and sneaked into the trial hall. Because their identity was too sensitive, Wang Jixian did not enter inside, but stayed in the carriage outside. Go ahead and wait.
I want my own stage, with lights flashing, clapping and shouting. This is a dream I have had for two lifetimes. I didn’t expect it to come true now. Countless pairs of eyes are looking at me, like monkeys in the zoo. This is not what Wang Busheng wants. How dazzling. When he met his father-in-law at the bathing center, he was so embarrassed that for the first time, Wang Busheng had the idea of finding a crack in the ground and crawling into it.
The road ahead is long and bright, and the past is full of twists and turns. As long as you are not embarrassed, others will be embarrassed. Who am I to be afraid of if I am shameless? Wang Busheng was ready to risk his life.
People are poor and have short ambitions, and they speak softly. The people who were cheering for the king outside just now are now quiet, with justice in their hearts. In order not to be implicated, they can only be quiet spectators.
Seeing that people were already crowding the yard, Liu Wenzheng was very satisfied. He stroked his proud beard with his unwashed hands after going to the toilet, "Wang Bu Die, I have been engaged in the criminal industry for more than thirty years. What kind of I have seen the prisoners, and they refused to plead guilty just like you. However, after the officer presented the witness statements, they were all speechless in the end and confessed obediently. This will be the case in today's case. I advise you to plead guilty as soon as possible, or you can Suffer less."
"Sir, the villain is not guilty. Do you want to beat me into submission?"
It was impossible to talk about human rights in a feudal society, especially when facing those in power. Subterfuge is also the most common tactic used by many criminal investigation masters.
As soon as Wang Bushi finished his words, there was a snap on the stage, and a rich baritone voice was heard hurriedly threatening: "Bold madman, you are talking nonsense. Mr. Liu has been in charge of the criminal industry for more than 30 years, relying on his own experience With his ability, he has solved countless difficult cases and created a stable and peaceful living environment for the local people. Since Mr. Liu took charge of the Ming Empire’s Criminal Department Yamen, he has repeatedly solved several cases, with witnesses and material evidence, and the suspects confessed on the spot. And he is convinced and submits to the attack. This is the behavior of an incompetent person, and Mr. Liu disdains it."
Well, the one who said this was naturally Hao Liande, a loyalist.
Hearing such unabashed praise and flattery from Ni Shun, the last champion, Liu Wenzheng felt that he was floating. If it were not for the blessing of his weight, the world would have lost a living Bao Gong, Di Renjie of the Ming Dynasty.
"Eunuch Hao Lian, thank you for your praise. Under the wise leadership of today's saints, evil people have nowhere to hide. I just happened to know some skills in solving crimes, so I repeatedly solved several cases and avenged the injustice of the good people. Bad guys are severely punished." The humble bamboo has lower-headed leaves, and the proud plum has no upward-facing flowers. It turns out that I am so outstanding.
"Master Liu is too modest. Today's Holy Emperor is full of praise for Master Liu's criminal investigation ability in front of me. No one in the Ming Empire can match it." Hao Liande rubbed his hand that was hitting the table. He had used too much force just now, and Hao Liande's hand hurt.
Everyone can see that it is flattery, but the person involved does not think so.
Liu Wenzheng didn't think that Wang Busheng would have anything to do with Hao Liande, a eunuch who stayed in the palace all year round. Praise, praise, just pure praise, praise, an excellent person will always make people surrender. Originally, Liu Wenzheng really had the idea of thirty big boards as an appetizer, but after hearing Hao Liande's inner words, Liu Wenzheng gave up on this move that would affect the zero stain on his criminal case.
"Humph, Wang Bushit, you underestimate me. Today, I promise that I will not use any criminal law in your case." Liu Wenzheng is also very confident in a case that has both personal and physical evidence.
The killing stick is also an unspoken rule in the officialdom. Seeing that Liu Wenzheng gave up this rough way of trying cases, Zhang Jinghui breathed a sigh of relief. Although she was fully prepared, before Wang Busheng's case came to light, some of the punishments that must be included in the trial were It is also indispensable, even if a few princes come forward, it will not help.
As a juror, Zhang Songhe felt that Liu Wenzheng's decision was a bit hasty. How could the case be tried without using criminal detention, and how could evil be rewarded with evil and good be rewarded with good. To uphold justice and maintain world peace, weapons are also indispensable. However, Liu Wenzheng has already expressed his position in public, and Zhang Songhe cannot dismantle his colleagues. Likewise, if there are witnesses and physical evidence, Zhang Songhe, a fool, can turn this case into a solid case.
Being a human being is like a mountain, looking at all things and accepting all things. Being a human being is like water, you can advance and retreat, but you know how to advance and retreat. At this point, Wang Busheng could only put aside the dignity of the male protagonist and wait for Mr. Liu to change the situation.
There was another alarming voice, "Bring the accuser and witnesses to the stage."
Wang Busui had doubts about the material of the gavel. It was photographed three times in less than ten minutes after the opening. Think about how many times a year, but the gavel did not crack. This quality is definitely not the density of the previous life. The material of the board composite board should be good for a bracelet. Why don't you buy a piece from Mr. Liu after you've been wronged? After all, you can't get to know each other without fighting, and buying and selling can also cultivate feelings.
There is always a back door for people with connections. It is obvious that Xie Xiaodong and his group are connections because they appeared through the back door.
The already crowded case trial yamen became even more crowded after the arrival of Xie Xiaodong and others. In order to reserve seats in the hall for people related to the case, the yamen on duty took the initiative to push out three or four people.
Looking at the sudden appearance of the crowd, Wang Busui was a little surprised, "One, two, three, okay, there are enough people, some I know and some I don't know."
