"Nima, who the hell threw the cooked eggs?" Wang Bushit's head was spinning with dizziness. It really hurts, and the tears are definitely not drops of water. Eggs are nutrients, what a waste, and they are still cooked, not waste gas.
Being an actor is not easy, being hit with an egg really hurts. This is much more dedicated than some A-list celebrities who use stand-ins for their crying scenes. Wang Bushit, the most dedicated actor at the Oscar, deserves the award.
Although he is the male protagonist, according to the unspoken rules of the entertainment industry, the egg can be replaced by a prop egg, otherwise the Food Protection Association will come to the door. Chickens lay eggs, eggs lay chickens, and countless chickens were wasted. It is shameful and yes. To be morally condemned, the "Book of the Later Han Dynasty" records that the tragedy of "people in Hanoi eat their husbands, and people in Henan who eat their wives" has only just passed, and those who wasted serious food were directly shot.
Wang Busheng, who was blinded by an egg, was still immersed in whether he was dreaming. A good person like himself would one day be thrown a rotten egg. Such treatment was only reserved for corrupt officials and powerful bullies. He was lucky enough to bear it. In other words, could it be that he has entered the official field of the Ming Empire? Is his goal of marrying his third wife not far away?
Well, okay, as long as a young man is spirited, he will be a capable person wherever he dares to think and believe. Only by standing tall can you see far, and by thinking unreasonably can you live freely. Youthful struggle, pure and lofty aspirations.
It’s just, well, Wang Bushit’s rotten egg was just a small incident in transit. Neither the person who threw the egg nor the person who was thrown the egg took it seriously, but many bystanders took it as a big deal.
When Wang Jixian saw this scene, her face instantly dropped. She dared someone to hit her nephew. This was a rebellion. Facts proved that even anger in good-looking people was so pleasing to the eye. Wang Jixian's eyes wandered and she began to look for the best bombardier in the crowd.
The first person to eat crabs is a foodie, the first person to rise up is a hero, and the first person to steal eggs from evil forces is a heroic and righteous man.
There is yin and yang, there are good people and bad people, there are those who support the immortality of the king and those who deny the immortality of the king. It's obvious that those who throw eggs can only be Wang Busheng's anti-fans.
Soon Wang Jixian found the owner who threw the egg. Because he is being admired by the stars, surrounded by countless scholars wearing kerchiefs, he looks like an American idol going to a prestigious school to perform, surrounded by high-quality fans who voluntarily sleep with him.
As the saying goes, a gentleman speaks but does not use his hands. As scholars, they always keep it in their hearts. They read only the sages and sages Su Su, and talk about the past and the present all day long. They are not diligent in their four bodies and cannot distinguish the grains from their grains. They cannot carry their shoulders and carry their hands. Even the accuracy of a simple bomb drop was far off, and only this lucky guy hit countless eggs. When three people are together, there must be a teacher. Excellent people will always be praised. If you are poor in the busy city, no one will care about you. If you are rich in the mountains, you will have distant relatives. If you are not talented, you will be a mother. If you are talented, you will be a mother. Where is the bottom line? , the bottom line is in the troposphere in the atmosphere.
In a threesome, the most awesome person is my teacher. As a seed player, this destined scholar has become a well-deserved hero in the hearts of many scholars.
It is estimated that Wang Busheng has caused irreparable damage to the friendship between the two countries for many years. As a scholar who cares about family affairs, national affairs, and world affairs, trivial folk affairs, the battles with different political opinions in the court, the anxiety of the border wars, and the customs of coastal towns Human feelings, readers will express tens of thousands of words of thoughts and feelings, how can they be absent from the most sensational time at present.
He also hated the culprit who hurt the friendship between the two countries, so the pillars of the Ming Empire came, and of course they all came with weapons. Weapons are also different. They can't hold swords, guns, swords and halberds. It's probably because of their wealth. Some are holding rotten vegetable leaves, and some are carrying two pig intestines. However, there are also a few scholars who are obviously well-dressed and holding a few. The roots are very similar to the objects on a horse. Of course, most people prepare their own eggs. They cannot lose anything to education. As the cradle of scholars, the Imperial College and the Imperial Court of the Ming Dynasty also took special care of it, squeezing out some from the limited fiscal revenue. The money supports the daily expenses of the Imperial College, and the food for the scholars is very good. There are eggs for every meal and meat dishes every day. This is also an important reason why Wang Busheng was tricked by boiled eggs.
"Brother Wu Lian, it feels very good, one shot hits the target."
"No, no, I'm so flattered," the scholar named Wu Lian clasped his fists in return, "I just often play pot throwing games at Baihua Tower, so my accuracy is better."
Although his face is full of humility, he does not rule out the suspicion that Wu Lian is really showing off his wealth. The first suspicion is that after all, not all scholars in Baihua Building have the strength to go there. Girls are also looking for a living. Frequently not charging will also have an impact. Regarding the quality of life, the second suspicion is that the purpose of going to Baihualou is neither to enjoy flowers nor to drink alcohol, nor to talk about poetry and essays with girls, nor to play the game of pot throwing. The main purpose is to sleep. I have not been a prostitute for ten years. It is also difficult to practice this kind of skill due to your status. Of course, you can imagine the money spent on Baihualou.
Everyone wants to stand in front of the stage rather than hide in the darkness. If he has talent, Wu Lian doesn't want to be famous in this way. After all, based on his only remaining conscience, he doesn't have much affection for the Japanese pirates. My mother once had the tragic experience of being captured by Japanese pirates for three days. I heard that her unborn brother died at that time. My father's hatred for taking away his wife and my own hatred for killing my brother, but in order for me to get ahead, I had no choice but to do it. If I don't accept this kind of unscrupulous job, the person who found me has already said that after this period of time has passed and things have calmed down, I will have the opportunity to step into the officialdom, enter the official career, become a master, and let Go ahead and let your classmates be envious and jealous.
A bad guy has three gangs, and a good guy will naturally have many friends around him.
Seeing Wang Busheng being beaten, the hearts of everyone on the carriage sank.
"Damn it, that shameless scholar dared to hit the young master, I'm going to do it for him." The first person to speak was Xiao Lu, which surprised everyone.
Although Xiao Lu was moved by Wang's undead stick and money, Xiao Lu has truly integrated into the Wang family's life for many days. She was raised by a widow since she was a child. Xiao Lu did not enjoy much childhood happiness and entered the Hunter Academy. , Xiaolu’s heavy studies did not enjoy innocence and youth, the world of life and death, and the business of blood and silver. Xiaolu had long become cold-blooded, not caring about herself or others, but after seeing Wang Busheng being beaten , Xiao Lu was actually very angry.
Zhang Jinghui hurriedly grabbed Xiao Lu, who was about to take action. The number one killer in the world, the Ming Empire, was a little green. If he had the strength to take that person's head, he could easily leave. However, in this environment, a spectator died, and he didn't know whether he would die to the king. Will the verdict of the case have any impact? Although Zhang Jinghui also hates the person who hurt Wang Busheng, her reason prevents her from doing so.
"No, there are too many people here."
"Okay, I'll wait until there are fewer people before we start." He could choke to death even if he drank cold water. Xiao Lu, the number one assassin in the Ming Dynasty, was confident that he would make the leader die quietly and without explanation.
Well, you can't be vague when talking to people with inherent violence. Zhang Jinghui could only explain, "I mean you can't kill, and the crime will not lead to death."
The death penalty for throwing an egg is too harsh, and scholars are all straight-headed. Maybe this scholar is an idiot who has lost his mind in reading. Anyone who sees someone sitting in a prison car is regarded as a bad person.
"Hmph, the man who beat me can avoid death, but he cannot escape life." Another former killer, Leng Bingbing, also stood up, put away his bow and arrows, and took off his soft sword. This does not mean that Leng Bingbing has completely become a good man and will not shave his head. Inverse scale, Leng Bingbing will not attack. There was an extra silver bean in his hand, and it hit Wu Lian's exposed front teeth with a whoosh sound.
Hearing a thump, Wu Lian felt a pain in his mouth, followed by a feeling of wind in his mouth.
"Hey, why are there two silver beans here?" A sharp-eyed scholar first spotted the silver beans on the ground and hurriedly picked them up. "Oh, I saw it wrong. One silver bean and the other is the front tooth."
Scholars have received the highest level of education at present, and they have to pay for their work when they pick up money. The doctors from the Imperial College have taught them, so the lucky scholar put away the silver beans and carefully put them into his close-fitting clothes. He held up the front tooth and said, "I saw it wrong, there are only front teeth. Which brother's front teeth are missing?"
A gust of cool breeze entered the mouth, followed by a mouthful of salty taste. Wu Lian subconsciously touched his mouth, and suddenly a warm liquid touched the injured area, "Fuck, my tooth fell out."
A scholar with an eye of 1.5 also noticed it and hurriedly shouted, "The front teeth belong to Brother Wu Lian."
"It's your uncle, who knocked out my front teeth? You have the nerve to do it, but you don't have the shame to admit it, right?" After being hurt, Wu Lian lost the self-restraint of a scholar and yelled, "That stinky shameless man did a sneak attack. I call you uncle." .
Well, congratulations on the return of the front tooth to its original owner. A kind person has done a good deed and it is complete. But what he saw was the front tooth, and the owner did not mean to thank him. It would be nice if there were some symbolic gifts, such as the silver beans the size just now. .
No matter how bold people are and how productive the land is, some things are still possible if you think about it. No, just after hearing a sigh, the lucky scholar lowered his head without hesitation. As a result, a small silver bean that was not big or small but could be seen rolled on the ground where he fell.
"Haha, today is my lucky day." The lucky scholar bent down and while picking up the silver beans, he found another front tooth.
"Hey, why is there a front tooth here?"
"Stop screaming, it's mine." Wu Lian covered his mouth again, but did not curse again.
Okay, go back a minute.
The cold silver bean hit Wu Lian's front teeth, and soon attracted countless spectators. Of course, for scholars who were higher than themselves, many people only saw the joke. Evil will be rewarded, how pleasing to the eye. Scenes.
Of course, this scene also appeared in Wang Jixian's eyes. He committed a murder in front of the Yamen of the Ministry of Justice. This was what he was about to do. He never thought that after he took out a silver bean, someone who couldn't stand it would take action. Experts can always find the perpetrator from the injured part, and soon Wang Jixian discovered Zhang Jinghui and his party.
Zhang Jinghui also noticed that Leng Bingbing was too crowded to recognize each other, so she smiled back.
Immediately afterwards, Wu Lian uttered wild words. Wang Jixian was not afraid of anything, so another silver bean took action decisively.
Being able to hold it so well, I wonder what kind of container Wu Lian, a scholar, is. The water is too deep and the wind is too strong. Don't speak if you don't have the strength. If you are charming in the colorful world, if you don’t have the strength, don’t compete with your face, otherwise the two big front teeth will be the price.
