When will the injustice be repaid? The sky is the limit when we take a step back. If everyone gives a little love, then Mr. Liu Wenzheng, the Secretary of the Ministry of Punishment, will have no money to earn, no food to eat, no girls to pick up. If Liu Wenzheng has a conscience, he should give a thumbs up to everyone who commits crimes. After all, they are his parents. The Ming Empire ruled the world with filial piety, and officials must have the heart to honor their parents. Liu Wenzheng must set an example.
The eighth day of the twelfth lunar month is such an auspicious festival. Those who are interested can go to major temples to pray for a bowl of Laba porridge so that they will no longer have to worry about their belly next year.
The auspicious festival is destined to be no ordinary festival. After many days of preparation, the case of Wang Busheng beating up Japanese pirate friends was verified by many parties. Master Liu Wenzheng decided to hear the case today. Today, some people will survive death, and some people will be reborn in Nirvana.
The sky in the distance had just spit out fish belly white, when Wang Busheng was barked by the two dogs of the Prison Department Prison Officer. Originally, this job was the job of the prison chief of the Prison Department, but unfortunately the sick leave of the prison chief had not ended yet, so this job without extra income ended up being just It can fall on Ergou, a related household who entered the criminal system through the back door.
"Sir, it's time for you to get up," Ergou shouted softly while lying in front of the old door, his tone was very respectful. After all, he was the master of the fourth prince, and this status must be looked up to.
The many days of prison life have aroused the lazy nature inherent in Wang Busui's body. When he comes to eat, he reaches for his clothes and opens his hands. Except for things like going to the toilet, Wang Busui basically has to do everything he needs. Every day is spent resting. Laziness is a kind of high point. After you get high, you never want to come down. Well, if a monk has eaten meat, he will no longer be used to living a simple life.
Seeing that Wang Budie didn't respond, Ergou had no choice but to raise his voice and shout again, "Master, it's time for you to get up."
Finally, Wang Busheng was woken up, and he opened his hazy sleepy eyes, with a look of acknowledgment that his dream had been disturbed, "Please wake me up at what time, Ergou, you must have taken the wrong medicine."
The tiger would be afraid when he had never seen a donkey, but after knowing that the donkey's resistance was just kicking its legs, the tiger had no fear. What's more, he still had people behind him. After a few days of familiarity, Wang Busheng had already become familiar with the officials in the prison of the Ministry of Punishment. No longer had the fear of the first day, including Wu Dawu Er who wanted to stamp himself. The barbecue last night was provided by the two of them. Not to mention, they have specializations in the art. It is necessary for the two of them to develop their barbecue skills in Zibo. .
"Master, it's getting late. Today is your special day."
"Damn it, it's such a happy day. Do you think you have a part-time job as a matchmaker in the Prison Department?" Wang Busheng couldn't believe it. In later generations, Wang Busheng also heard that during the New Year and holidays, some prisons would allow family members of prisoners to come visit and stay overnight. Unexpectedly, Feudal society would also be so humane.
"Um, sir, you misunderstood. It's like this. Last night, the Ministry of Punishment sent someone to say that Mr. Liu will hear your case today." Ergou explained the reason. After all, it was a bit unethical to wake someone up so early.
"My case will be heard today." Wang Busui has countless uneasiness in his heart. After these few days of understanding, he has little trust in Ming law.
"Yeah, the Ministry of Punishment will come to pick someone up in a few hours."
"It will be more than an hour, why did you wake me up so early?" It was those indiscriminate officers from the Criminal Department who made no distinction between good and evil, causing good people who were willing to help others to suffer unjust injustice and go to jail. It was necessary for me to get up early and wait, and it was only a few hours. This treatment must be It is at the deputy section level, and small section members are not worthy of it.
"Master, it's getting late, we have to make some preparations."
"Just take me and leave, what else are you prepared for?" Wang Budie was puzzled. He was not a serious criminal, so he needed to be transferred beyond the standard.
Seeing that Wang Bushi didn't understand, Ergou explained in detail, "Sir, you know that your case is quite special. There have been special instructions from the superiors. You will not be given any preferential treatment in the prison of the Ministry of Punishment, even if it means paying money." No, please think about your life during this period. Because of the Imperial Master and the Fourth Prince, we have not treated you a little harshly. The food you eat is the best, and the food you use are all high-end products, including the ones provided for you. Luxurious cell, Ergou. It has been a long time since I came to the Penal Department Prison, and you are still the first one to stay."
"I would also like to feel honored as the first resident. If you hadn't brought me here from Songjiang Mansion, I wouldn't live in a luxurious cell. You can come if you like."
"No, no, no, the little one is not blessed to enjoy it." Ergou waved his hand and refused. The golden nest and silver nest are not as good as the girl's ecstasy. The prison cell himself does not want to experience it in his life. "Sir, no matter what, you have been quite comfortable in our prison in the past few days."
Wang Budie didn't lie. He nodded, "Except for not having freedom, overall it's okay."
"That's it. Maybe you haven't noticed that you have gained weight these days."
"What, I'm fat? Where is the fat? Is it my face, my belly, or my butt?" As a male protagonist who relies on his face and figure to make a living, Wang Busui was worried for no reason. He turned around and looked around for areas where he had gained weight.
"Well, okay, everyone loves beauty, and they are particularly concerned about their body shape, especially the male protagonist who doesn't have much advantage in face." Pointing to Wang Bushit's chest, Ergou said, "You My breasts are fat."
"Yeah, bah," a mouthful of water sprayed onto Ergou's face, "I have muscles, a real man must have them."
After all, it was Master Longzi’s saliva, which might contain some fairy spirit. Ergou wiped it off without disdain, “Master, look at you. You have fair skin, rosy complexion, and strong body. How can you become such an absolute fool after sitting in jail? Unique example."
"You must be ignorant. You need to know more about Songjiang Prefecture Prison, a star prison. If you don't gain thirty or fifty pounds after being released from prison, it's just because of your poor absorption and spleen and stomach." Of course, Wang Busheng didn't say it. After all, it was Songjiang Prefecture Prison. It's special, and it may not be possible to learn it from the prison of the Ministry of Punishment.
"The superiors don't want to make things easier for you, but we serve you like a fool. Why don't we openly confront the superiors? We in the Criminal Department are big and small, and we can't stand the thunderous wrath of the adults." If you don't follow the leader's footsteps, I will ask you if you still want to work, and you will be laid off in a matter of minutes.
"Holy shit" he looked at Ergou in disbelief, "Don't you want to beat me up and leave a few scars on your handsome face?"
No one knows my way clearly, just like the fog on the lonely mountain. No one understands my unwillingness. Just like the empty lonely mountain, my own beauty cannot be flawed.
Looking at such a handsome face, Ergou couldn't think of a suitable adjective and thought silently in his heart, "Just lie to yourself and be happy."
"Master, you misunderstood. You are the fourth prince's master. I wouldn't dare to exchange my second dog for bear bile."
"Although dogs and bears are both viviparous and breast-feeding, they are not the same breed. Even the advanced medical science of later generations has not yet been realized. The matter of replacing bear bile should be slowed down for a while." Wang Bushi kindly reminded that grafting technology is currently only developed in the plant system.
Ergou was confused and didn't have such a strong desire for knowledge. "Master, I mean to put on makeup for you."
"Make up, haha, I'm just kidding. I still use makeup to look good. For people who are naturally beautiful, makeup is just superfluous." Wang Busheng, who has never put on makeup in his life, said he can't accept his pale face.
If it weren't for the fear of pain, Ergou would have dug out his own eyes. It was indeed the first time in his life that he had seen such a narcissistic person. "Master, it's getting late, why don't you just listen to what I have to say first?"
Wang Bushi stretched out his hand and said, "Okay, please continue your acting."
"It's like this. When you enter the prison of the Ministry of Punishment, you won't be able to do it without injuries. We won't dare to get real injuries. We will just make some fake injuries. Your face is too rosy, so we need to use something to make you look better. A little sluggish, a little sickly."
"Will being bloody and sick affect my appearance?"
Ergou took a deep breath and tried his best to suppress the urge to scold the king, "Sir, if we don't do it, someone from the Ministry of Punishment will probably do it himself later, and it will all be true by then."
"Okay, I'll do it." Wang Bushu made a quick decision. "Although I never lie and hate cheating, I am just like the sages of ancient times. I am a pure person, a person who has lost all vulgar tastes, a person with conscience and determination He aspires to be a person with flawless moral character, but for the sake of the two brothers, the elder brother decided to wrong himself."
"Okay, just agree, whatever you say." Ergou opened the cell door and handed over a set of clothes. "Master, come here. My sister, Dagou, has been here for a long time and is waiting for you."
"Nima, Ergou, why is your sister called Dagou? It's hard for Wang Budie to accept it.
"Why can't Ergou's sister be called Dagou?" Ergou also had questions.
"Why not call me big girl". It's easy to make a living with a nickname, but the nicknames Wang Bushit heard were all for boys. Even the most uneducated parents would give their daughters a nicer name.
"Why should you call me a big girl, but not a big dog?"
“Da Ya is also pretty good”
"Big dogs are pretty good too."
"Uh, okay, what a beautiful and refined name." Wang Bu died sincerely praising her, and he was looking forward to the appearance of this big dog girl.
"Master, let's go, there's still a lot of work to do."
For the long-term stability of the criminal system and the unity and friendship of the staff, Wang Bushi obeyed Ergou's arrangement, even though he was not very willing.
In the dark corridor, since he moved into the luxurious cell, Wang Bushi has not smelled the original smell of the prison for a long time. Wang Bushi covered his mouth and nose and quickened his pace.
There is no doubt that the government will not waste an inch of land. No, as expected, the so-called dressing room cannot exist. The dressing room is also a place that Wang Bushit is familiar with, the place where the seal is stamped.
Before he walked into the door, Wang Bushi felt a wave of heat coming over him. Wang Bushi, who had a strong sense of smell for food, was sure that the people in the room were having a barbecue, and it was luxurious pork belly that was three-quarters fat and seven-tenths thin.
With this taste and skill, there is no doubt that the chef is the senior barbecue master Wu Dawuji. As expected of their friends, knowing that they were coming in the morning, the two brothers prepared the pork belly early and grilled it long ago.
Striding into the door, Wang Busheng was about to speak when he heard a rich baritone voice say, "Big dog sister, this pork belly is best grilled to medium rare. Hurry up and try it."
Seeing Wu Da holding the pork belly that originally belonged to him, Wang Bushi swallowed back the words on his lips.
"Big dog sister" was Wu Er's voice. "Try this bunch of roasted bell peppers. It's hard to find green vegetables in the winter."
What a pair of sister-destroying demons, heartless things who forget their friends when they see sex.
"Thank you, Brother Wu Da Wu," a sweet voice came.
Seeing the owner of the voice, Ergou shouted, "Sister, stop eating, start quickly."
The big dog turned around, Wang Busheng's face was full of disbelief, the iron tree was blooming, "Er Gou, are you sure this is your biological sister?"
