He used people's money to help others eliminate disasters. His employer paid the money and also said that he didn't want others to disturb him. The prison boss has always been very good at it. He never forgets his duty while making profits, sells the goods in the counter, and ensures the quality to the end. Therefore, in a place not far from Wang Busheng's solitary cell but where he can't hear the conversation, the cell leader still sticks to his duties until Ergou, the yamen servant, finds him.
"Brother the cell leader,"
The prison boss was caught off guard and was frightened. "You are crying in mourning. You don't know the guests inside are talking about something. What should you do if you disturb the guests by shouting so loudly?"
If you want to be the backbone of your family, the leader of your workplace, and a useful person to the country, you must have the courage to remain unchanged despite the collapse of the mountain. All major events are just childish.
It is said that when selecting the yamen officers in the prison of the Ministry of Justice, Shangguan would find some actors from the Jiaofang Division and perform some unsightly performances in front of everyone. The various judges responsible for the selection in the second phase would touch the heart of the applicant to feel the heartbeat of the other person. Anyone whose heartbeat exceeds 80 beats per minute while watching the show will be disqualified and will not even be eligible to apply for a second job. Therefore, those who can stay in the prison of the Ministry of Punishment are elites with strong hearts.
Of course, every unit is inseparable from traditional projects. There will be shady scenes under the searchlight, and there will also be subordinates. After all, the emotions of the leaders must be taken into consideration. It is very reasonable to arrange for a few relatives to join the unit. matter.
As a prison boss, the frequency of his heart beating would never exceed 60. He had seen too many right and wrong, big and small, and the prison boss said that the things that made him panic no longer existed.
However, when he saw the yamen officer being reckless, the prison boss had an unhappy expression written on his face, "Ergou, you, how many times have I told you, don't panic when you are angry, stay calm, and don't yell." , the sky will not fall, even if the sky does fall, it is not me, but our Lord Shangshu who is holding you up. I really don’t know how you got into the prison circle of our Ministry of Justice. You are also a batch of unqualified pre-job training. ".
"Brother, cell leader, it's like this. I didn't participate in the pre-job training. When I went to work in the prison of the Ministry of Punishment, I gave Mr. Liu thirty thousand taels."
"Um, okay, the relationship between the prison officials of the Ministry of Punishment is firstly about favors, and secondly, financial resources. After all, no one dislikes money, even Mr. Liu who keeps boasting about how honest and dedicated he is."
Regarding bribery, God knows it, you know it, I know it, and the world knows it, but if you want to continue working in the yamen of the Ming Empire, you can only pretend not to know. This is the survival rule of veterans of the officialdom for many years. Having spied on Shangguan's privacy, the cell leader hurriedly interrupted.
"Er Gou, when you come to our Penal Department Prison, you are a member of our Penal Department Prison. No matter what you did before, you must be willing to integrate into the big family of our Penal Department Prison. Didn't Confucius say, live until you are old? Learn more, and when you come to our Prison Department Prison, you should study more, stay calm and calm when encountering problems, and don't panic."
"Um, yes, brother cell leader, remember it, I will go to Baihua Building to practice tonight when I get back."
Well, in the absence of a complete set of scientific guidelines for practicing heartbeats, brothels are undoubtedly the best choice.
"Ahem, especially, I also need to strengthen it more."
Knowing that people who send gifts to the prison of the Ministry of Punishments would be fools, Ergou instantly understood, "What the cell leader means is, together."
"Haha, since Brother Ergou has kindly invited me, I will not be respectful, and I heard that the learning effect will be better if the two of them work together."
Well, everyone in the Penal Department Prison is talented.
"Haha, let's go together." Being able to have fun with your leader is also a way to deepen the relationship. If you can share an actor, the relationship should be deeper. Ergou thought he would try it tonight.
"Okay, see you tonight." Another free prostitution, the prison boss was very happy, "By the way, Brother Ergou, if you have anything to say, you can tell me, and I will never refuse as long as I can do it."
Whether brothers are strong or not, they don't care whether they drink the same milk, they only care whether they sleep with the same person.
"It's like this. I just received a brand. It seems to be made of gold." Ergou took out the gold medal and handed it to the prison boss. "There are a few words written on it. You know, I, Ergou, used to be a gentleman in Liangshang. I can’t read, please help me read.”
"Haha, I thought it was something. It's no problem." As one of the few literate people in the prison of the Ministry of Punishment, the prison chief is also proud. After all, those who are educated are the best and have won gold medals. "Brother Ergou, live It is also beneficial to learn a few more words when you are old. I heard that there is a snack workshop in Songjiang Prefecture. Those who are literate can earn ten taels of silver per month than those who are illiterate. If you calculate it, it is one thousand taels per year. Ten taels A year is one hundred thousand taels, uh, wait a minute.”
Well, regardless of who taught the cell leader arithmetic, after seeing the words on the gold medal clearly, the cell leader's face changed even more quickly than if he was in Sichuan opera.
The gold medal also turned into a hot yam. It bounced a few times in the hands of the cell leader, and then hurriedly stuffed it back into Ergou's hand, "Second, Ergou, where did you get this gold medal?"
"It was given by someone else." Ergou didn't take the strange look on the prison leader's face seriously.
The prison boss felt very bad. He was given this as a gift. Could it be that this man had a deep grudge against Ergou?
"What's wrong, cell boss, what's written on it?"
"Er Gou, you better give this gold medal back," the prison boss reminded kindly for the sake of Er Gou's treat tonight.
"Why, this is gold. It's worth a lot of money." The meat bun beats the dog. Who has ever seen the dog send the bun back? The two dogs have the same temperament as their own kind. I won't even kill you if I give you the gold medal back.
"I'm telling you, I'm not the one behind it, my brother. The one who gave you this brand definitely has no good intentions. It's going to destroy your family." He looked at Ergou sympathetically, saying that it was a lifetime of misfortune to have such a friend. The prison boss was very lucky that he was surrounded by true friends.
"What's the meaning"?
Seeing that Ergou really didn't understand, the jailer pointed at the sign in Ergou's hand and explained carefully, "Ergou, this character is pronounced Zhu, this character is pronounced Wu, and this character is pronounced Chi. When the three characters are combined together, it becomes Zhu Wuyu".
"Zhu Wuyi, what a strange name." Ergou scratched his head to think. He seemed to have heard of the name but not yet, "Okay, I went to brothels too much and it affected my memory. I'll be restrained after tonight."
"You don't know who Zhu Wuyu is"?
"Should I know"?
"Okay, there are words behind this gold medal." Turning over the gold medal, the prison guard said, "Come on, Ergou, you read it after me, the fourth son of the Emperor of the Ming Dynasty."
"The fourth son of the emperor of the Ming Empire, what does the fourth son mean?" After reading it, Ergou raised his own question.
"Four sons, literally means four sons." Prison boss explains
The prison chief frowned deeply. He was worried about his people when he was high up in the temple, and worried about his king when he was far away from the rivers and lakes. He was worried about the future development and growth of the Penal Department Prison. If a person with such a low IQ sneaked into the Penal Department Prison, he would It will not lower the average IQ of the prison officers of the Ministry of Punishment, and will it have an impact on the development of the criminal justice industry in the Ming Empire in the future, so that many unjust, false and wrong cases will occur. However, I have more than enough ambition but not enough power, and I cannot decide what kind of person can After entering the prison system of the Ministry of Justice, the only thing I could do was to urge them to read and study more.
"Damn it, I have four sons. Doesn't the family planning office care about it? My second aunt had a miscarriage and her second child was already eight months old. We, Li Zheng and the Women's Director, forcibly aborted them."
"Nah! This is not the point, okay? It's a miracle that someone with such an IQ can survive to this day." The prison boss asked the heavens speechlessly, but he still had to save his colleagues. The glorious tradition of unity and friendship in the Prison Department of the Criminal Department did not allow him to ignore death. Stand back and watch.
"Er Gou, it's not our business to have a few sons. The words on the gold medal mean that this gold medal belongs to Zhu Wuyi, the fourth son of Emperor Zhu Xiluo of the Ming Dynasty."
Probably because he was worried about Ergou's ability to comprehend, the cell leader explained in great detail this time.
Poof, the sky fell, and Ergou sat paralyzed on the ground, looking expectantly at the cell leader, "Brother cell leader, what you just said is true."
"That's natural. Anyone who knows me knows that I do what I say and am a benchmark for our Prison Department to keep its promises." He is the prison boss, the top leader of the Prison Department, and the prison boss doesn't want to slap himself in the face.
"That's good, that's good." Ergou's heart returned to the distance in his throat.
I saw Ergou’s deathly gray face. The prison boss felt very bad, "Um, I don't know what you meant"?
"If the sky falls, big brother, you will bear it for me."
"Uh. What do you mean?"
With the prison boss's promise, Ergou felt less afraid, "To be honest, brother, the prison boss, it is the owner of this gold medal who gave me this gold medal."
"Poof!" The cell leader then collapsed on the ground and said, "Er Gou, you are asking for a bribe from His Highness the Fourth Prince!" It is not clear what is going on with the people in the prison of the Ministry of Punishment. It is normal to ask for bribes from prisoners and their families. Instead of asking for favors from His Highness the Fourth Prince, they will give their gold medals to Ergou.
"Ahem, I don't know his identity. I should have read the almanac this morning. What a bad luck." Ergou sighed repeatedly, "The benefits must go to the son of the current emperor. I guess he is also the first to found the Ming Empire. I must find a girl who can see blood tonight to fight fire with fire and "get rid of the bad luck."
"Damn it, you are unlucky here and there. You have been stepping on shit for half a year." How many people are there in the Ming Empire, and how many sons does the current emperor have? Is this probability just due to luck?
"Brother, it's okay, I will never defecate anywhere."
"Damn it, your mother, you are so particular about people." The prison boss was speechless and stood up, "You are the one who caused the problem, you can solve it yourself."
A young man should have high ambitions and compete for glory in the thousands of miles of sky. The ambition just now, the awesome coaxing just now, the more arrogant you are, the faster you will be slapped in the face.
"Hey, don't. Brother cell leader, if you say the sky falls, you will carry it for your brothers."
"You are stupid, I can handle this," even Lord Liu, the minister, would probably give up his troops to save his commander. This is a smart choice for a smart man. He ignored Ergou, left the cell, and told the other officials, "I have a cough, fever and runny nose now. I may be infected with the chicken flu from the beautiful country. I need to self-isolate now." For seven days, don’t disturb me if there’s nothing major. I’ll go inside to quarantine. Do your job well and don’t be lazy.”
As expected of a prison boss, his consciousness is very high. Even when he was sick, he did not forget his job and told his subordinates to do their jobs well.
"No, Brother Cellmaster, let's study tonight." Ergou still had illusions.
"I won't go. The doctor said, I work too hard and am overworked, so I need to go to bed early at night." After patting his slightly bulging belly, the prison warden sighed, "I have lost weight again for the long-term peace and stability of the Prison Department Prison."
Looking at the meatball that couldn't be covered by clothes, Ergou felt as if he had eaten Xiang, and it was still completely cold. "Nima, you are shameless, I wish you a son with no holes in his eyes."
