After traveling through mountains and rivers, and going through all kinds of hardships, they finally arrived at the largest city in the world. Everything was unfamiliar. Wang Busui was full of curiosity. Although he came to a strange city and met all strange people, when he came to the King of Yingtian Mansion Immortal still has some advantages over those who are here for the first time, for example, he is more familiar with prisons. After all, he is a regular customer.
The prisons in the Penal Department Yamen are similar to all the prisons in the Ming Empire. There is basically no difference. The prison environment is poor, the quality of the prison guards is low, and the daylight hours in the cells are relatively short. Of course, the Songjiang Mansion Prison is a special case of the Ming Empire. The hardware and software are all five-star standards. After all, they are a for-profit company.
The more shabby the yamen is, the more shabby the yamen is, which means the integrity of the yamen. The door of the Penal Department Prison is so tattered that it is probably passed down from the pre-Qin period. If the wind is a little stronger, the first door of the Penal Department Prison will be The defense line will collapse.
"Oh, brother, I'm on a business trip. Thank you for your hard work." The gatekeeper saw his colleague returning with the prisoner and greeted him warmly.
"Hey, brother, you are on duty today. Such a cold day is hard enough."
"Hey, for the sake of the prosperity of our Xingbu, we should suffer a little. Doesn't Buddhism emphasize that if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell? My love for the Xingbu is like the blazing sun, which is enough to withstand all coldness." See The consciousness of the yamen servants is still very high, and it is probably Mr. Liu's ideological education that can keep up with him.
"My brother said it well. It is because of people like you and me who shine in the dark all the time and shed blood for the Ministry of Punishments silently in corners where no one pays attention, that our Ministry of Punishments will become the Ming Empire. I believe that in the near future, even if you and I are no longer here, our descendants will be proud of our great contribution to the development of the Ministry of Justice and study hard."
Sitting on the donkey cart, Wang Bushit's stomach cramped as he listened. Is this because he was stupid because of reading, or because he was brainwashed by pyramid schemes? The year-end summary of some units is nothing more than this.
"Yes, what I said is so right. I feel deeply about it. Selfless dedication is what we must do. We must pass on our love for the Criminal Department Yamen from generation to generation. In order to make our love more vigorous, how many drinks can we have after get off work? cup"
"Okay, no problem, your treat."
"Hey, brother, this is not authentic. You have made enough money on a business trip. Why is it that I am the one paying for it?"
As we all know, the Ministry of Punishment yamen officials spend a lot of money on travel expenses, leg expenses, food expenses, and accommodation expenses when they go on business. Not every big meal of fish and meat, and the inn where they stay does not have other services. After this trip, at least You can save half of it, and if you arrest the prisoner, the prisoner's family will also give red envelopes in order to save their loved ones from suffering on the road, and the amount will not be small. It is precisely because of an official business trip that the janitor can earn a wife. The money given to the daughter-in-law includes bride price, house and banquets. After making so much money in one trip, it was only natural to treat him to a drink.
"Hey, brother, forget it, let alone make money. I have a lot of hookups, so how can I make any money?"
"Brother, you are wrong. If you don't want to treat me, just say so. I won't miss your glass of wine."
"Hey, brother, why don't you believe me? I didn't lie to you."
"Okay, I've seen through you, you miser. Next time I treat you to a drink, I won't even let you drink my urine."
"Hey, why are you swearing?"
"Why did I just scold you?"
"Oh, damn, if you dare to scold me, I will fight with you."
Well, the two of them, who had received a good ideological education, got into a fight over the money for a drink.
The yamen servant who had been watching Wang Bushit hurriedly ran up and grabbed the two of them, "Don't fight, you two. This is in front of the prison door of our Criminal Department. If you two act like rogues, wouldn't it damage the image of our Prison? I realize you don’t want your year-end bonus anymore.”
After hearing this, the two of them hurriedly separated. This year-end bonus was not a small amount, equivalent to half a year's salary. Everyone was counting on the year-end bonus to have a good year.
"Hmph, I'm not afraid of you, I'm doing it for our punishment department."
"Tch, you think I'm afraid of you, but your wife said that I'm better than you."
Well, everyone who drives knows this. The story is very novel and the content is very exciting. If you are not afraid of eating three free meals a day, it is completely enough to make an age-restricted movie.
"Okay, it turns out that the men's underpants on the bed belong to you. I will fight with you. Either you die or I live."
Well, the ideological education of MLM is still a little bit behind, and it does not have the fearless spirit of sharing among daughters-in-law.
After counting on his fingers, he realized how long it had been since he had seen a fight scene. Wang Busheng liked it very much. Finally, under the dissuasion of other government officials, the farce came to a perfect end. But the story shouldn't be the finale. It's just that you may not be interested in the story behind it if you buy a ticket.
Although he didn't feel like going home when he came to the Ministry of Punishment Prison for the first time, Wang Bushit didn't have any fear at all. After all, he had lived in Songjiang Mansion Prison, and all kinds of welfare benefits were very good, and there was no suspicion of random beatings and scolding. human condition.
Under the escort of the yamen, Wang Busheng was put into a cell. Unfortunately, Wang Busheng's accommodation conditions were not only one level lower than those in the Songjiang Mansion Prison. The Songjiang Mansion Prison had marble floors on the floor and crystal on the top. Chandeliers, even some daily necessities, beds, toilets, and tableware are all from domestic brands.
However, this prison of the Ministry of Punishment, the most authoritative prison in the Ming Dynasty, made Wang Bushit blind. There was no window around and no sunlight could penetrate. Under the dim light, the roof had already lost its original color and there were countless reptiles. After setting up a home on it, we looked at the floor under our feet. The bluestone floor was actually a little slippery, and it was not because people walked too many times and the edges of the stone were worn away. It was because of the long-term darkness and dampness that the bluestone grew. Some moss.
Walking forward, you will find that the fences of each cell are also rusty. The purpose of their existence is only to serve as a warning. It is estimated that anyone with slightly better physical strength can break them.
This is what Wang Bu Shou saw within the scope of his vision. The sun was eaten by a tengu. Wang Bu Shou's heart darkened. "Brother, let's discuss whether there are better accommodation conditions. I have mysophobia. If not, I can also stay in an inn, I promise not to run away, and I will pay for the room myself."
"Haha," the yamen officer looked at Wang Busheng as if he were a fool, "You think you can come out of my prison in the Criminal Department safely."
He opened a cell door and kicked Wang Bushit in. "You, stay in there and I'll prepare a big meal for you."
Looking at the bed made of straw, the straw was still wet, and the milky white insects were crawling in the wooden barrel next to it. On such a cold day, the stench was still emanating. Wang Bu couldn't bear to look at her and hurriedly covered his mouth and nose with his sleeves, "Hey, I can't even eat a big meal."
Sitting down farthest from the toilet, leaning against the fence, Wang Bushit felt homesick.
"Hey, buddy, what crime did you commit?" A head stuck out from the fence next to it,
"Um" Wang Bushit looked around for the person who spoke out. Well, as for the person he found, if it wasn't because he was born with dark skin, it would have been because he hadn't washed his face in three years. "Then what, brother, are you asking me?" ?
"There are others here,"
After looking around, Wang Bushi didn't notice it with his naked eyes.
"I hit someone," Wang Bushu replied.
"Oh, this case is not a small one." The inmate was a little surprised.
"Um, it's just a big case to beat someone up. Tell me what a big deal it was. The person wasn't beaten. It's enough to pay some money. As for the massive effort to arrest me." Thinking about Wang Bu's death, he felt like he was It’s a simple beating. Although the status of the person being beaten is somewhat special, it’s not like the Ministry of Punishment took action. Killing a chicken is a bull’s-eye attack, so what’s the point of killing a cow?
"Hitting someone is not serious."
"Well, it's very serious."
"It's very serious. Let me tell you, your situation is considered a malignant case in the Prison Department of Punishment." The inmate was very talkative. Seeing that Wang Bushit didn't realize the seriousness of the matter, he was willing to explain it to Wang Bushit enthusiastically. If In future generations, people like this would be enthusiastic people in the rising sun.
After seeing that no yamen guards were staring at him, the inmate lowered his voice and said, "Brother, let me tell you, a few days ago, there was a friend who was said to have had a bad stomach. As a result, he couldn't hold it in in front of the yamen of the Criminal Department. No. When I accidentally sprayed Xiang, I was arrested by the Ministry of Punishment and imprisoned for three years, and fined 500 taels of silver."
"Damn it, it's so serious, you're still being sentenced for taking a shit." Wang Bushi couldn't believe it. It was the first time he heard that he would go to jail for pooping in the wrong place. This stuff was fertilizer and could also increase nutrients for the development of the Ministry of Punishments.
"Brother, why did I lie to you?" The prison inmate didn't believe him when he saw Wang BuDe, and pointed to the wall behind Wang BuDe, "He lives in your room. If you don't believe me, look at his confession written on the wall."
Turning around and looking again, it was true. Wang Busheng only felt his anus tighten. Something bad was going on. He would be sentenced to three years for taking a shit. If he beat someone, he would have to stay here for the rest of his life. The environment was so bad. If this place became I don't dare to think about my own home, I really don't dare to think about it, my cheap uncle will definitely save me, and my eldest wife will also save me.
Seeing Wang Budie's pale face, the inmate's self-esteem was sublimated and he said, "Well, I didn't lie to you."
"Um, thank you for your advice, brother." I didn't expect the matter to be so serious. If I waited until the verdict came down, it would be too late. Fortunately, I knew it in advance and could take action in advance. Wang Bushit clasped his fists and thanked, "I don't know what crime brother committed"?
The inmate touched his non-existent beard, with a proud smile on his dark face, "Brother, I am engaged in the wealth transfer industry."
"Uh, people from the imperial court, because they embezzled public funds."
"No, I'm not a member of the system."
"Then you work in a bank and take money from depositors."
"No, I took the silver, but objectively speaking, the silver I took is ownerless."
Wang Busui had stars in his eyes and didn't understand.
"Brother, I work mostly at night, taking out dead people's things from the fields,"
"Damn it, you are a tomb robber. This is not a serious crime."
The inmate shook his fingers and said, "Brother, you are wrong. Everything related to money is a major matter. Anything that can be settled with money is a major crime. Grave robbing is a major crime. Spending money can be forgiven, and major crimes can also be turned into innocence. The previous paragraph Brother Shi, I only spent three days in the Songjiang Prefecture Prison because I stole a large tomb from the Three Kingdoms period."
Well, this was also Wang Bushi's cellmate in Songjiang Mansion Prison. He is also a beneficiary of the crime banknote.
"Then, brother, this time,"
"Hey, it wasn't a big deal at first. With a little money spent on tomb robbing, you can get out of the prison of the Ministry of Justice safely. But my brother, I was careless and accidentally dug up the ancestral grave of Liu Wenzheng, the Minister of the Ministry of Justice."
"Um, okay, live and learn. Halfway through practicing the Sunflower Book is asking for death. I dug up Liu Wenzheng's ancestral grave. If I don't kill you, how can I still keep it to celebrate the New Year?" Wang Busui expressed deep regret and was helpless about this.
"Hey, I regret it. In three days, brother, I will behead my head at Caishikou."
"Brother, I give you a thumbs up. You will be a good man again in eighteen years."
