Don't tell others when you are rich, you will only receive jealousy instead of praise. Don't tell others when you are poor. Those who sympathize with you will not have the strength to help you, and those who have the strength to help you will not sympathize with others. There are only bad people and good people in the world. People are not half good and half bad. Don't rush to talk about relationships when you are in adversity. The fundamental thing is to be pragmatic and strengthen yourself.
There is no need to tell others when you are hungry, after all, you are the only one who feels hungry. You will only be the one filling your own belly.
Old Wu drank tea slowly. Although the tea was not very good, it was just low-quality tea used by ordinary people to entertain guests at home, but Old Wu also tasted it carefully. Since joining the White Lotus Sect, Old Wu has never had the leisure to drink tea. Watching the moon is mainly because the White Lotus Sect is not rich and has no money to buy tea.
Xiao Ming, Xiao Hong, Wu Da San, Thick Thieves Mei Shuyan, and Wu Da San Thick Thieves Mei Shuyan had eaten half of the bowls of noodles. At this time, two people walked in the distance, with their heads bare. It was probably because they had not been washed for a long time. The style and color of their clothes It has long been invisible. However, those with bald heads are basically monks, and their clothes are naturally monk robes.
It was obvious that the two of them had been hungry for who knows how long. The clothes on their bodies were very ill-fitting and bulky. They walked sluggishly, as if they would fall down in the next second and be unable to sleep. And the two of them were relatively familiar to everyone. They were once. The number one killer combination - Fatty Toutuo, Big Fat and Er Fat.
I think back then, the two of us were respectable people. When eating chicken drumsticks, they would eat one and lose the other. Of course, this is not something I would envy. Who is lucky enough to have a rich master who gives me plenty of money and has an easy job? . But now the two of them are in such dire straits. The cause of the matter is still very clear. Their boss has no bad record of squeezing employees without paying them and then driving them away. The main reason is that the two killers take money and do nothing. Thousands of taels of silver were spent, but things failed to get done and the money disappeared. They deceived the boss countless times and were heartbroken. When they found the boss for the last time, the boss gave them a sentence: get away as far as you can. How far away, next time I see you it will be life and death, Yin and Yang are separated.
The assassination mission failed time and time again, and Big Fat and Er Fat always got up wherever they fell. He is not discouraged at all. It can be seen that failure is success. His mother is also the motto of the two killer brothers. Of course, the most worthy of recognition is their shame. They have the nerve to ask for money again and again after the mission fails. Even if the money is not completed, they still have it. The thickness of my skin is beyond imagination. Of course, as the boss of two people, I have been deceived countless times and did not cut them into pieces and throw them to the dogs. They are also kind-hearted people and have a soft heart. The Ming Empire He deserves to be on the list of the most conscientious bosses.
Although life is not worth it, the two killers did not want to go to see the Buddha so early. They could only leave with infinite reluctance and their beloved boss. Sadly, their home was also taken over by evil people, and they had no choice but to leave. According to processing, the two of them are now homeless. The most important thing is that they have no money. The result of lack of money is not only no place to live, but also no food to eat. As monks, they were on the way to begging. It can also provide a lot of blessings, but with the recent financial crisis, everyone's money is not tight, and the number of people who need to do things has decreased a lot. Their careers have also ushered in a thousand years of winter, and sometimes they can't even take an order for half a month. , and they have seldom been engaged in these businesses since they joined the boss. Their business level is also out of touch with the times and cannot keep up with the pace. It is difficult to earn income just by being a monk. The food of a monk can no longer be sustained. Begging, well, this road is more difficult. After all, they are migrant workers and are not welcomed by the Yingtianfu Beggar Clan. Moreover, they were still fresh in their memories when they were severely beaten by two beggars as soon as they returned to Yingtian Mansion.
There is no way to stay in the city. In order to survive, they can only wander outside the city. If they can steal something, invest it. If they can deceive something, they can deceive it. If they can get something, they can take it. Fortunately, they have a better foundation. , more than 200 kilograms of fat meat have kept them from starving to death in the past few months.
Today they started wandering outside the city as usual, looking for targets to attack. By chance, I saw a few people at the noodle stall.
Even though he ate a lot, he ate very quickly. The noodles with five big, three thick and sly eyebrows went into his stomach quickly, and even the noodle soup was not wasted.
Looking at the surging Adam's apples of the two people, the big fat man and the second fat man also swallowed their saliva.
"Fat brother, I'm hungry." Erpang looked at him pitifully. There was an expression of envy on his face.
"Don't call me fat brother again, I'm not fat now."
Well, after starving for several months, the fat man I once had has already turned into a slim figure, and the weight loss effect is quite obvious.
"Fat brother, I'm really hungry. I'm so hungry that I don't have the strength to swallow." Erpang put his finger in his mouth and sucked it a few times. Well, this hand touched that bowl two days ago.
"I'm hungry too." The fat man also didn't stop swallowing.
As an older brother, Big Fatty also has a sense of responsibility. He stared at the people eating noodles and thought for a long time, then whispered, "Two fatties, it's the same old rules."
"Fat brother, what are the old rules?" Erpang, who has now successfully lost weight, is very cute and has a silly cuteness.
Big Fat covered his head in pain, "Okay, you wait here, I'll go."
After saying that, the fat man straightened his clothes, walked forward quickly, clasped his hands together, "Amitabha, I am a monk who practices asceticism in Mount Wutai. When I traveled here, I saw a few people with big and bright foreheads. They were blessed at first glance. people".
Big Fatty came over, and Old Wu and the others didn't pay attention. After all, they didn't open this road by themselves, nor did they open this noodle shop by themselves. However, when they saw him talking to his people, they were stunned and looked up. Well, he has no hair on his head. He is in the same circle as himself. When the monk praised him, everyone agreed with his opinion. After all, countless members of the White Lotus Sect died at the hands of the shameless Jin Yiwei every year, but these few of them remained unscathed for so many years. , of course I am a blessed person, and my blessing is not ordinary.
"Master, you are polite." Old Wu Xiaoming and Xiao Hong both stood up and returned the courtesy.
However, the thieving eyebrows, rat eyes, and five big and three thick men, who lacked faith, ignored them and didn't have much favorable impressions of the monks.
Seeing that his words were responded to, Big Fatty was also very happy, so he started to take the next step, "However, I observed for a long time and found that several of them were surrounded by black energy. After all, there will be a bloody disaster soon."
"Well, okay, I thought he was a master when I heard the first sentence, but I missed the mark on the second sentence."
The three of them also looked at each other and smiled bitterly. Wasn't this a method they had used before?
Patting the fat man's shoulder affectionately, Old Wu laughed and said, "Master, you are a liar."
"Well, what do you mean by this, donor?" The fat man pretended to be ignorant.
What a bad omen, a bloody disaster. This process has been the same for thousands of years. There is no change or innovation. Only people who have never seen the world still believe it. The three leaders of the White Lotus Sect said that this set of procedures was a pre-school tutorial for them to join the sect.
It is impossible to be fooled.
"To be honest, Master, we are traveling together," Xiao Ming also interrupted with a smile.
Xiao Ming has not encountered a liar in many years, and he feels very friendly.
"Um, traveling together, is the donor also a monk?"
"Haha, okay, don't say you are a monk, you know what I mean," Xiao Hong covered her mouth and smiled, "Look at your head, you may have shaved it yourself, but you haven't shaved it clean yet."
Well, they didn’t even have to eat, and they couldn’t bear to get haircuts. Big Fatty and Fatty had no choice but to do it themselves, so there were a few knots left on their heads.
"You're hungry, come on, sit down." Old Wu pulled the big fat man to sit down, and then said, "Boss, here's another bowl of noodles."
The White Lotus Sect is an organization for the common people and a warm home for the poor. Its purpose of existence is to overthrow the old society and allow the people to live and work in peace and contentment. Although they are not rich themselves, they still have a bowl of noodles. People are inherently good at first, and so is Lao Wu. Kind-hearted.
Once again, the deception failed, and the fat man was not discouraged. After all, the result of the deception was to have food to eat. Now he doesn’t have to continue to waste his words to have food to eat. Why not, so the fat man sat down without any hesitation and said, "Thank you." I want two bowls, and my brother hasn’t eaten yet.”
The eldest brother is like a father. Even though the second fat boy loves to eat and is lazy, and can't do anything well, and has nothing left after eating, the big fat boy has not abandoned him.
Don't abandon, don't give up. If you are so down and yet you haven't left your brother behind, you can still be considered a caring person. Old Wu readily agreed, "Okay, two bowls."
"Thanks, boss, add two eggs to each bowl of noodles." To be polite to others is to be rude to yourself. Of course, the fat man will not be polite. He hasn't eaten eggs for a long time. He needs to supplement protein. He calls his brother over and waits for the boss.
"Two more bowls, we're not full yet" Wu Da San Gu also ordered.
The noodle stall owner was so happy that he didn't necessarily buy so much in a day, and the noodle stall owner also sped up.
Soon bowls of noodles were served.
The four of them were not polite people, and they were just eating the noodles in their bowls.
Xiao Ming and Xiao Hong had already finished eating, and they were drinking tea with Lao Wu at another table.
"Old Wu, what do you think of these two people?" Xiao Ming looked at the two monks who were eating and asked in a low voice.
"I think it's good." Old Wu nodded, "Now our White Lotus Sect Yingtianfu Branch is still in its infancy and needs talents from all walks of life. I think these two monks have been involved in this sect for a long time. In the future, the development of our sect should be more important to the congregation. It’s also somewhat useful.”
"Two brothers, I don't think these two are suitable for each other," Xiaohong objected. "Their deception tactics are really childish. It's probably very difficult to fool the people."
"There is a difference between these words," Lao Wu retorted, "Hallmaster Xiaohong, the ability to deceive people is not something you are born with. It is closely related to the hard work you acquire and is inseparable."
"Yes, hard work can make up for weakness. I believe that in the future, under the guidance of you and me, they can also become talents in the scammer circle." Xiao Ming echoed Lao Wu's words.
There are no natural talents and no natural fools. Learning is very important.
"Okay, I reserve my opinion." In fact, Xiaohong has no prejudice against big and fat people. The reason is that seeing a hairless head always reminds her of the boss who took away her first time. It seems that he has no hair either. Well, one is on the top and the other is on the bottom.
"Boss, two more bowls." After finishing the middle of the bowl, the fat man called to the boss again.
He actually ate faster than himself. My uncle could endure it, but my aunt couldn't. How could the rice king, who was five big, three thick and cunning, be left behind? After finishing the bowl of noodles, he shouted, "Boss, two more bowls."
The noodle stall owner was grinning happily from ear to ear. He probably wouldn't be this happy even if he went to eat at his enemy's house. "Okay, right away."
“I want another bowl”
"I want a bowl too."
Old Wu Xiaoming and Xiao Hong finished drinking a pot of tea, and the five big, three thick, thick, thief-eyed, and big fat two were finally full, and the bowls in front of them were piled high. I have to admire the noodle stall owner for making so many bowls of noodles in a short period of time.
"Um" Old Wu was stunned when he saw the messy table with cups and plates. "Here, how much did you eat?"
Old Wu's heart is bleeding. How much will it cost?
The four of them also burped, sighing in their hearts, it felt so good to be full.
The four of them were full and their whole bodies were full of strength.
Seeing so many bowls, the heartbroken Old Wu could only take out his money bag and look at the money taken out. Old Wu bled a lot.
Big Fatty and Second Fatty moved their bodies, and then looked at each other. They still had the tacit understanding of brothers for many years, so they stepped forward, grabbed Lao Wu's wallet, and wanted to run away.
Well, it's not just the big fat guy and the fat guy who have the same idea, the other two brothers are also the same with their thick and sinister looks, one money bag and four pairs of hands.
Forehead. The friends were all shocked, "Damn it, you still want to grab it when you are full, you are really talented," Lao Wu couldn't help but cursed.
"Haha, isn't this what we need?" Xiao Ming nodded happily. Only those who are greedy are easy to grasp and control. People who have no desires and desires cannot join the White Lotus Sect.
"Well, that's right," Xiao Hong nodded in agreement, "Those are just small amounts of money. You will only get more if you follow us in the future."
The five big, three rough and thieves come to the organization, and robbing money is mainly out of habit.
Big Fatty and Second Fatty also thought about it for a long time. They had nowhere to go. It was good to have a place to stay now. The most important thing was to take care of food. Finally, they nodded, "Okay, three meals a day with meat, and a monthly salary of 200."
"no problem"
