It is said that the half-immortals walking around the streets use this kind of technique. A dark complexion indicates a bad omen, and the forehead and bones are round and square. You can see that you are a once-in-a-century prodigy. Basically, these tricks are used to fool around, just like the investment and financial management in today's society. You only need to pay one yuan to get it. There are hundreds or thousands of times the profit. How is this possible? Any merchant or any product is for profit. They will give the profits to you. This is impossible. But people who are deceived are like crucian carp crossing the river. , no matter how hard it is to prevent it, it will never be completely eliminated. People in the 21st century have learned a lot of anti-fraud knowledge and are easily fooled, let alone ancient times.
Looking back on my experiences in the past year, I found that things were not going well for me. Ever since the incident at Tianci Mountain, my bad luck began. I suffered hardships and lost money. The beautiful lady Zhang Jinghui failed to win and even suffered a beating. I played like a flower with Li Jinzhong at the Li family mansion. When I returned to the capital, I felt itchy. I went to see a doctor and found out that I was infected. I took medicine for more than half a year and my condition improved. However, my combat effectiveness dropped a lot. In the past three minutes, now For three seconds, my limbs are often weak and my head is dizzy. I play with a few girls all night and can't get up the next day. This is something that has never happened before. Ever since I was a child, I have always had everything I wanted to achieve. Every night There were more than a dozen maids lining up in front of the door. This must have been caused by a change in their luck. Especially when he returned to the capital, his luck was even worse. He was innocently beaten several times by a wealthy party. Even the girl he liked most belonged to someone else and fell into the arms of others. Therefore, Lao Wu lamely deceived Li Jincheng. Believe it a bit.
Seeing Li Jincheng's changing expression, Lao Wu was filled with joy. He had achieved such success in his first scam. It seemed that even if Bai Lian's career was not going well, he could still rely on this skill to tell fortunes.
"How do you know?"
"Sir, it was the Holy Mother of White Lotus who told me that you, the third son of White Lotus, came to earth to practice under the orders of Holy Mother of White Lotus," Old Wu said in a confident speech.
If this rhetoric were replaced in the 21st century, many people would choose to laugh it off. Of course, there are still many people who are fooled. Qin Shihuang's departure requires you to pay for spades to dig graves, Hitler's resurrection requires you to pay for Taoist priests to chant scriptures, and Halley's Comet Hitting the Earth requires you to invest in equipment. For such a very low-credibility lie, there are many people willing to pay for it.
Li Jincheng, well, his only outstanding characteristic is that he has a big mouth, doesn't like to study, and has a low IQ. He deserves to be deceived. Ever since he was frustrated in trying to flirt with girls in Songjiang Prefecture, Li Jincheng feels that his current status is still a little bit behind. That is the most accurate position for oneself to be a eunuch among thousands of people.
How bold a man is, how fertile the earth is. After listening to Lao Wu's words, Li Jincheng finally understood why he felt like a master. It turned out that he was the third son of the Holy Mother of White Lotus. He was a relative of the emperor in heaven, ranking third. They are all the most favored, such as the mistress, who is waiting in line to succeed.
"Everything you say is true," Li Jincheng said with joy and a face full of unknown desire for the secret of the opposite sex.
"Of course it's true," Xiao Hong also chimed in.
Women are naturally friendly, and their words are easy to believe. This is why most child abductors are women.
Seeing Xiaohong's approval, Li Jincheng was convinced, "Are you sure what you said is true and you are not colluding to deceive me?"
"Of course it's true. Why did we lie to you?"
"You swear"
Well, at a critical moment, my girlfriend asked you if you really love me. Would you say no?
The three of them nodded wildly, "No problem, we swear that if we lie, we will die a bad death and fall into the eighteenth level of hell."
"Haha, I believe it" Li Jincheng laughed heartily. The corner of the mouth tore the ear. "Who are you?"
"We are the three guardians of His Highness the Third Prince. My name is Xiao Ming, her name is Xiao Hong, and this one's name is Lao Wu." Xiao Ming, who has never had a chance to establish his presence, was the first to speak.
"Why are your names so vulgar?" In Li Jincheng's limited knowledge base, the people around the talented people are either Long Aotian or Xiong Batian, and they are called Xiaohong, Xiaoming and Lao Wu with such popular names, which is difficult to associate with the talented people.
"Well," as he is older and more experienced, his ability to adapt to situations is still very strong. Soon Old Wu thought of an excuse, "We are gods in the sky. Under the order of the Holy Mother of White Lotus, we came to earth to assist the third prince in his training. We are hidden in the world. Naturally, we are transcending." Ordinary is better, the name is just a code name, good or bad has no meaning.”
"You are gods."
"yes"
"You are really gods"?
"yes"
"You know magic"?
"Yes." The three nodded habitually.
"Then you perform a show"!
"Okay, uh," the three of them were immediately speechless.
As a millennium sect that specializes in fooling people into rebelling, the White Lotus Sect still has some special skills, such as retrieving objects from the air, spitting out lotus flowers, and taking copper coins from the oil pan. Of course, these are all deceptive methods. Use modern words to explain that. It's magic.
As senior leaders of the White Lotus Sect, the three of them are also capable of such deceptive tricks, but this requires the best preparation. You can come as soon as you say.
"Why, no" Li Jincheng had doubts on his face. He had no doubts about the identity of his third son of the White Lotus Virgin, but he had doubts about the authenticity of the identities of their three protectors.
"Haha, it's easy for an immortal to perform magic. It's just that this immortal has come down to earth for the first time, and his body has not adapted to the haze on the ground. Nitrogen dioxide, sulfur dioxide, and ozone layer holes have exceeded the standard. Ultraviolet rays have enhanced the influence. His magic power has been temporarily suppressed. The third prince wants to It will take some time to see the magic," Old Wu said hurriedly.
"That's right, I can attract bees and butterflies in the sky. No, I can attract wind and thunder. It's not a big deal with magic. It's just that my aunt is here. The red color has a suppressive effect on my magic power. The magic value is temporarily Zero, wait a few days, and when my aunt is gone, I will give your son a show of retrieving objects from the air." Xiaohong also hurriedly explained.
Li Jincheng curled his lips, "Not all gods drink fairy dew, eat fresh fruits, and their farts are fragrant. What's there to be afraid of in the smog? Gods also come to visit me. Are you sure you're not telling a joke?"
"Well, when you come to the human world, you will naturally have a mortal body, and your aunt will still come,"
"Haha, it's not easy for the third prince to conjure magic." Xiao Ming stepped forward to save the situation. "This immortal came to the human world to assist the third prince. Although all his magic power is lost, the third prince wants to see that even if this immortal destroys the immortal bones, he will destroy the immortal bones." Even if you have spiritual roots, you are willing to go through fire and water."
Li Jincheng and Xiao Hong Lao Wu both looked at Xiao Ming. The two White Lotus disciples really didn't know that Xiao Ming could perform tricks to fool people without any preparation.
"The third prince may have money on him."
"What do you want to do?" Li Jincheng carefully covered his wallet. There was still a hundred taels in it, which was his lunch money.
Xiao Ming smiled heartily, "Third Prince, don't panic, I just want to borrow a copper coin to use as a prop."
"Tsk, there are no copper coins. Only the poor will bring them." Li Jincheng, whose minimum consumption is fifty taels of silver, said that he has not seen copper coins in many years.
"Well, there is no copper plate, so this is embarrassing," Xiao Ming was a little embarrassed. "Third Prince, please look carefully, a copper plate will do."
"It's true, why don't I give you some money?"
"No, no, no, I just want copper coins." He looked at the two church members and asked, "Do you have any?"
Seeing Xiao Ming's urgent need for a copper coin, Old Wu could only smile awkwardly, his pockets were very clean.
"I have it here." Xiaohong took out a copper plate with body temperature from her underwear pocket, with a face full of reluctance. This was given to her by her second man, a single old man who was also her first. The price of one sale is very memorable. "It's very important to me, don't damage it"
"Don't worry, Miss Xiaohong." Xiao Ming respectfully took the copper coin and showed it in front of everyone. "Third Prince, look, this is an ordinary copper wire currently in circulation in the Ming Empire. It is made by Zhu Xiluo on the front and has a Chinese character on the back."
The three of them all nodded in agreement. With the current price increase, the one-penny copper coin has basically stopped circulating. Its current limited use is collection. If it is passed down to descendants for eighteen or nineteen generations, it will probably fetch a good price. Of course, you can also take it with you. Go buy rice with a sack of copper coins.
Xiao Ming repeatedly showed the front and back of the copper coin in front of the three people.
"Everyone has seen it clearly."
The three nodded.
"Quick, look at the flying saucer."
Okay, just kidding, the ancient people who had seen only birds flying would probably think of flying saucers as a new type of porcelain.
Look, that girl’s pants are down,” Xiao Ming shouted.
"Smelly hooligan" Xiao Hong bared his teeth.
"Where, where?" Li Jincheng and Lao Wu turned around and started looking.
"Oops, you guys are too slow to turn around, someone else has already picked it up."
"Oh, it's all your fault for being late," Li Jincheng complained.
Old Wu also regretted that at his age, he had never seen a woman without clothes. If you haven’t read it, no matter how many books you read, life will still be unsatisfactory.
"Everyone, please look here." Xiao Ming opened his palm, and the copper coin was still in his hand.
"What's wrong, the copper coins are still there"
"Yes, it's not the same copper coin with Zhu Xiluo's inscription on it."
"cut,",
"Please open your twenty-four krypton gold eyes and take a closer look." After speaking, Xiao Ming turned over the copper coin.
Everyone looked around and saw that it was engraved with "Zhu Xiluo".
The three of them still asked "What happened?"
Xiao Ming didn't sell it anymore and revealed the answer to the mystery: "Did you see that both sides of this copper coin are the same, both are engraved with the words "Made by Zhu Xiluo".
Without comment, Li Jincheng snatched the copper coins from Xiao Ming's hand and looked at them carefully, "Hey, they are indeed the same."
"Originally, this copper coin was normal. It had the words "Made by Zhu Xiluo" on the front and the denomination on the back. However, after my casting, the appearance of this copper coin has changed. The words "Made by Zhu Xiluo" are engraved on both sides.
"Haha, Comrade Xiao Ming really has magic." Seeing such a magical magic, Li Jincheng was completely convinced of Xiao Ming's identity. There will no longer be any doubts. After all, this is the first time in my life that I have seen a copper coin with the same appearance on both sides.
Finally Li Jincheng believed it, and the three of them felt relieved.
Talking about Xiao Ming's immortal magic is naturally nonsense. This copper coin, which is the same on both sides, was begged by three people on the way to Yingtian Mansion. Such a wrong version of the copper coin would be absolutely astronomical in future generations where rarity is the most valuable thing, but in this world The Ming Empire can only be regarded as scraps. If you buy a steamed bun, it will not be sold to you unless you are blind. It is probably for this reason that it was given away. The copper coin that cannot be spent can be kept. Unexpectedly, it is now ranked Used.
"You two, whether Taoism is good or not, it's my brother Da Ming who decides Taoism." He pointed at Xiao Hong and Old Wu. They both came down from the sky together. Why is the gap so big? Li Jincheng was confused.
"Uh, what about that? Third Prince, my name is Xiao Ming."
"Haha, okay, Xiao Ming is Xiao Ming, and I like you." Li Jinzhong's eyes lit up and he hugged Xiao Ming affectionately.
"Um, Third Prince, Article 1 of the first paragraph of the Heavenly Court stipulates that it is forbidden for gods to engage in male-female relations, and male-male relations are not allowed either." Xiao Ming broke free from the shackles of Li Jincheng. He could die for the sake of Bai Lian's career, or he could betray his innocence for Bai Lian's career. However, Xiao Ming was not willing to kill the man who served him. He also had dignity.
"Uh, haha, you are overthinking, Protector Xiao Ming. I am a straight man and will never bend." Li Jincheng took out ten taels of silver ingots from his pocket, "Here, let me turn these ten taels of silver ingots into gold ingots. ".
Poof, Xiao Ming almost knelt down. Where was he going to find the gold ingots? Xiao Ming's face was full of embarrassment, and the corners of his mouth were trembling. He suddenly had more air coming out and less air coming in. "I can't do it anymore. I used too much mana just now and damaged my essence. I'm going to faint." ".
Xiao Ming rolled his eyes and his expression was spot on. Such acting skills are more than enough to work as a part-time acting teacher in the Jiaofang Division, why should he join the White Lotus Sect?
"Hurry up, hold on, don't hurt my protector Xiao Ming."
