Although he is a beggar, the rich party is also very encouraging and never steals. The last time Liu Mei and others were robbed, it was not stealing. They were relatives and friends and could only be regarded as borrowing. Moreover, the rich party still left an IOU. They also arranged for a repayer. Although the repayer may not be very happy, Rich Party A did everything they could. This time the loan was borrowed, and Rich Party A made thoughtful arrangements. He cannot be regarded as a dishonest person, and no one can find fault with him.
As a senior beggar, Rich Jia has an impeccable style of doing things.
"Those shameless officials are so sanctimonious that they talk about benevolence, justice and morality all day long, and all they do is like male thieves and female prostitutes. The master's character is the real character. He does not care about you because of his wealth, nor does he care about you because of his power. Carbuncle lick hemorrhoids, you are not a good person but you are not a bad person either. You have ideals and ambitions. Your conscience and beliefs will coexist with the Ming Empire. You are you. Different fireworks. You are you. Incomparable you. You That’s you, you awesome Klaas”. The old immortal is righteous and high-spirited, just like a fan girl who sees her idol and uses all the complimentary words she has learned.
"Well, I've passed it, I've passed it, I'm still a little worse than what you said." No one has ever praised me so much, and the rich man is still a little embarrassed.
A wretched man who has never been chased is being chased instead. Spring is here. Is love still far behind? Let’s work hard to earn money for milk powder.
"No, it's worse than that. I have no choice but to express my master's excellence in words. Yao, Shun, Yu and Tang are not as good as you. Li Bai, Du Fu, Bai Juyi, Bian Que, Hua Tuo, Zhang Zhongjing, Confucius, Mencius, Han Feizi, how can they follow you?" Compare". I guess he said so many words at once. The old man swallowed his saliva and continued, "Master, if you have the heart to compete in the world, the world will be like my generation. Once you enter the world, the time will come, and the emperor will dominate the world while chatting and laughing, and you will be unbeatable in your life." I am so drunk that if Yu the Great comes out of Xiqiang and King Wen goes out and dominates the world, who will be my partner?"
"Pfft," Fu Jia almost knelt down and hurriedly covered the old immortal's mouth with his hand, "Don't you really want to eat at my banquet in mourning?"
Although the wealthy party has no intention of competing for the world, the words of the three of them are formidable, and people are afraid of them. They are passed around to Zhu Xiluo's disciples. I don't know what the words will become. Maybe Zhu Xiluo doesn't believe that he has it. That's what he was thinking, but the golden bowl he was asked to beg for would probably be at risk, so he had to be careful. If that didn't work, he would have no choice but to kill the old immortal to silence him.
"Master, why did you say this?"
"When I am the emperor, what will that brat Zhu Xiluo do?"
"The Great Emperor".
"Pa", he slapped the old immortal on the forehead, "You are stupid, you can't tell who I am." He pointed at his old face, which was still very handsome even though it was stained, "I am I."
"No, Master, you are wrong, my surname is Li,"
"Fart, I can't change my name in business, but I can't change my surname. My surname is Fu, and I'm as rich as the richest person in the world."
"No, my surname is Li. According to "Historical Records: Biography of Laozi and Han Fei", my surname is Li."
"You are teasing Master, aren't you?" After all, eloquence is not the specialty of the rich, but begging for food. If you talk more when your eloquence is not as good as others, you will be a fool. It should be solved by force, especially when the force value is stronger than when the other party.
The battle was one-sided, and the rich side could only crush Lao Immortal.
"If it weren't for your age, I would have fixed you long ago." He covered his bleeding nostril in grievance, cursing in his heart.
His hair was messed up, his face was dirty, his clothes were torn, and his nose was bleeding. At this moment, the old immortal no longer had the fairy-like spirit he had when he first appeared. This image is completely consistent with the image of an old farmer digging in the fields. His nose bleeds because he encountered the evil young man who robbed his daughter.
"Hey, sir, what's wrong with you? Why are you bleeding?" I heard his voice before I saw him. Such a mouth must be very big. Yes, the person speaking was the Mouth King who is known as the biggest mouth in the Ming Empire. --Li Jincheng.
"Why are you here just now?" When seeing Li Jincheng, Fu Jia's face showed a little joy, but more of it was complaints.
"The boy was ashamed and took a nap, so he came a little late," Li Jincheng explained.
In fact, the real reason was that he had too much fun with the little maid in the house last night, and his legs were a little weak. He couldn't get out of bed in the morning. He couldn't. Finally, he chewed two century-old ginseng sticks and Li Jincheng had the strength to get out of bed.
Looking at the gray sun above his head, Fu Jia curled his lips and said, "This can be considered a snooze."
"I'm still young and growing up, so I'll inevitably fall asleep. Please forgive me, sir." Li Jincheng was a little shy and hurriedly explained.
In Yingtian Mansion, as the third generation with the most potential among the officials, it can be said that Li Jincheng has been walking sideways in Yingtian Mansion. The number of people who have made him so groveling and groveling can be counted on ten fingers. But today Fujia is lucky enough to be one of them.
What happened is this. It is said that a few months ago, Fu Jia Yifang was working here, but he had no income. When he encountered the provocative Li Jincheng, Fu Jia Yifang got angry and beat Li Jincheng and robbed him. How could the evil young man of Yingtian Mansion do it? After swallowing this breath, he spent his money to seek revenge from the Jin Yiwei. However, the Jin Yiwei did not dare to provoke the rich and had to send him out respectfully. The next day, the rich and powerful were still begging for food and beat Li Jincheng again. Robbed too.
I also spent money, and the wealthy party was still alive and kicking without being punished. If the service results did not meet their goals, they naturally had to go to customer service, no, to Jin Yiwei.
Jinyiwei's after-sales service is still good. They explained the identity of the rich party in detail, and included the rich party in Jinyiwei's non-entertainment list. It doesn't matter how much money they give. If the job is not done well, the money will be refunded. Okay. Well, Jin Yiwei’s treasure to control the Yamen is Pixiu. Well, you know, there is no way out.
Of course, no one from the Ministry of Official Affairs was ever short of money, and even Bai Shiliang was not favored.
There was one more person he couldn't afford to offend. Li Jincheng was very sad and helpless. Of course, he was still sad later. I don't know if it was fate or the gods in the sky who liked to joke with people on earth. The only time he showed his filial piety was to pick up his grandfather. Li Yutang, the Minister of the Ministry, went to court, but met a wealthy party again. Well, Li Jincheng was beaten and robbed. The third time I was beaten and robbed, but I couldn't even find the yamen where I handed the petition, so I told my grandfather. Grandpa didn't have any constructive suggestions. I guess I could only kindly remind myself that I can't mess with that shameless beggar. Come on, stay away.
I had no choice but to hide away. However, I met him again on the street for the fourth time. It was a rich man who had worked hard all morning and ended up sweating all morning in vain. He didn't even see a single coin. He was in a bad mood. Seeing such a hateful face, I beat Li Jincheng again. I had to take a bath, massage and pedicure, and spent the night. This was an assembly line operation. It would not be complete without one activity, so I snatched it again by the way.
Smart people will not fall down twice in the same place, and this is the fourth time for Li Jincheng. Although he is a bit stupid, after Li Jincheng practiced and meditated behind closed doors for three days at home, Li Jincheng finally got the idea and finished the fight every time. If you rob again, if you take the initiative to hand over the money, can the following two activities be cancelled? After all, the final result is that all the money goes into the hands of the old man.
Finally, when they met for the fifth time, before Rich A could take action, Li Jincheng knelt down on the ground and obediently gave away the money. The result was very gratifying, and he finally didn't get beaten. From then on, Li Jincheng started to treat Fu A every time he saw him. Party A takes out money and gets into the habit of asking rich Party A to give money to him every day. No, that's the case today.
"Have you brought any money?"
"Bring it, bring it," Li Jincheng smiled and hurriedly took out the banknote from his sleeve and obediently handed it to the rich man.
If Li Jincheng hadn't been his only benefactor every day for the past six months, just because he was late because of his love, the wealthy party would have stuffed him back into his mother's womb. People who have no sense of time will not be successful. Those who are close to the ink are evil, and the rich are worried that this boy who does not seek to make progress will affect his future.
Seeing the banknote, Rich A's dull eyes finally brightened up, and he pointed to the bowl with a missing corner on the ground. This bowl was provided by Lao Immortal, and in order to comply with the begging industry, he specially knocked the mouth of the bowl. "Put it in the bowl, that's the rule."
"Yes, yes, I'm being reckless." Li Jincheng held the banknote in both hands with a very respectful attitude, and then politely put the banknote into the bowl in front of Fu A.
I finally have an income. As expected, my ancestors did not lie. Only those who put in efforts will be rewarded. Where there is a will, there is a way. With my persistence and hard work, I finally got the fruits of my hard work. I happily picked up the banknote and became rich. His face immediately fell. "Xiao Li, you are not honest. The first four times were tens of thousands of taels. They were obtained by the old man by force, which undermined my rules. It is not your fault. The next few times, every time I can accept a thousand taels, after all, charity is a spontaneous act, and a penny is love and kindness, and cannot be forced."
"No, Master, didn't you say that a penny is an insult to you?" Only a few minutes had passed since the topic of a penny, and the old man said that he remembered it very clearly.
"No one will think you are mute if you don't speak." He kicked Lao Immortal on the butt. Lao Immortal was caught off guard and landed face first. Well, it was symmetrical, and both nostrils were bleeding.
After following this old immortal for so long, the old immortal has long been accustomed to the rich man's character and habit of using violence when getting along with others. After wiping the nosebleed randomly, the old man turned his head and saw Fu Jia open his eyes and tell lies. The old man was disgusted.
Seeing that the rich man was so cruel to his apprentice, Li Jincheng was very glad that he was reincarnated into the Li family. Although he could not avoid being beaten several times before, he was beaten but did not bleed. Sure enough, his money was not wasted unjustly.
"Master, let's stop the bleeding first,"
We are both fallen in the world. We should shed tears when we look at the bright moon together. Our hearts are in the same place in five places for one night. As class brothers who have been cruelly treated countless times by the rich, Li Jincheng feels very close to this old man.
"It's okay. Remember to seal a big red envelope when this old man dies."
"Well, definitely, definitely."
"Wait a minute" and kicked the old immortal on the butt again, "I made you interrupt and almost forgot the main thing."
The slender, red-white jade finger pointed at Li Jincheng, and the rich man complained, "Xiao Li, you are just as dishonest as that old guy in your family. Yesterday it was only a thousand taels. Why is it on sale today? A hundred taels." What do you mean, you are insulting me, just like your father."
"No, no, no, how dare you, how dare you, little kid, please listen to my kid's explanation." Thinking back to the tragic experience of his grandfather a few days after he gave away a penny.
Every day, an old man over 100 years old walks around with two pit bulls in front of his house. At night, meteorites always fall from the sky above his house. They either fall into the latrine or fall into his grandfather's bedroom. For this reason, my grandfather went to the door to apologize, and read a eloquent five thousand-word apology letter at the Meridian Gate for a month before the incident was settled.
Hearing that pit bulls like to eat people, Li Jincheng said that he had not lived enough, and that the Ming Empire's dandy circle still needed his guidance to develop and expand.
"Give me a reasonable explanation, otherwise you will know the consequences." This income has dropped by 90%. Which country's GDP has dropped so fast, how can the people live!
"Yes, the reason for the matter is this. For some reason this morning, the Holy Father deducted my grandfather's salary and took back last year's salary. You know, although my grandfather is the Minister of the Ministry of Civil Affairs, he has always abided by his duty and devoted himself to serving the people. , never bending the law for personal gain, adhering to the principle of attracting talents for the court, selecting talents and utilizing their abilities. All household expenses depend on my grandfather’s salary. Without salary, my Li family can only survive on the few acres of thin farmland at home, so the kid’s pocket money It has also shrunk."
Well, the family of the Minister of Civil Affairs is poor, and the poor ginseng cannot be eaten by the pound.
"What does this have to do with me?" The landlord's family has a surplus of grain. This explanation is not accepted by the wealthy party. "I will give you half an hour to make up the remaining silver, otherwise I will cut off your waist and sell it on the black market."
"Um, don't get me started, what I said is true. My family is really poor."
"I'm not kidding you," Fu Jia Fang's face straightened. This was the face of the uncle who confessed to an underage girl.
"Okay, if the waist is cut, people will probably be acquitted. Li Jincheng can only agree, "Okay, sir, I will think of a solution."
"Go quickly and come back quickly. You are the last order. The old man is waiting for you to get off work."
