First, Wang Busi introduces the players from both sides.
Party A.
Name; Wang Immortal
Sex: Male.
Age; eighteen or nineteen years old
Strength value; no defeat so far
Family background: lower-middle-class poor peasant, now out of poverty, with a wide range of friends.
Party B.
Name; Wang Jixian
Gender; female (many in many cases)
Age; secret (Judging from the appearance, he should be similar to Zhang Jinghui)
The value of force is unfathomable. He has fought more duels than the king has eaten. He has rich experience in actual combat and his kung fu is unfathomable.
Family background; a family of officials, no one dares to mess with him.
It is obvious that the skills of the two contestants are similar, the force value is the same, the experience value of the female partner is stronger than that of the male protagonist, and the family background plays a decisive role in the outcome of the battle, and the male protagonist is far from the other. It is obvious that there are great variables in this duel.
As the main attacker, Wang Jixian's purpose is very clear, just for Wang Bushit's butt, and as the defender, the purpose is also very clear, to protect his innocence and protect his wife's first time watching her butt.
The killer is good at attacking, while the bodyguard is good at defending. The one who attacks first is very purposeful and full of motivation.
There was no beautiful lady in cool clothes holding a sign, and there was no referee. The battle unfolded unexpectedly.
After all, it is a high-end tavern. The Accord of the Whiskey Tavern has a large space, with seats in the middle, sofas on both sides, and a TV hanging on the wall. It is probably also prepared for guests who like singing, and there are also There is a bed, which is of great use. After all, there are many impatient guests.
The tables, chairs, and benches in the middle had been destroyed the moment Wang Jixian entered. Seeing the battle begin, Qian Duoduo, the brother and sister, hid in the corner to leave room for the two of them.
My daughter-in-law is a master. She has always been worried about having a lot of money. She has been beaten countless times since she was a child. Her husband has been unable to maintain her integrity. I once tried to learn martial arts, but, well, the pain is really not something that a dude can bear. I have no choice but to give up because I have a lot of money. , at worst, it is better to be beaten to death by his wife than to die from exhaustion, so he is not worried at all about Wang Jixian having a lot of money. Instead, he is worried that Wang Busheng will commit suicide in shame.
Their sister-in-law is a master. Qian Duoduo and Qian Duoduo have heard about it since they were young, but they have never seen it in action. Seeing their sister-in-law in action, the two of them were actually a little excited.
"Sister-in-law, come on, the important task of seeing your immortal brother's butt depends entirely on you." Looking at my butt, I feel uncomfortable with the amount of money.
Of course, having more money means taking pleasure in others' misfortune. My butt has been humiliated. Although I feel ashamed of my sister-in-law's behavior of looking at other people's butts, it's okay to take off my clothes and admire them. At worst, go back and wash your eyes.
Good people like to pray for world peace, while evil people hope that only themselves will die.
The competition without rehearsal or script is going on.
Heaven will eradicate the Sui rebellion, and the Emperor sends six dragons.
The wind and clouds are so cool, and the hair is so cool.
The speed is too high to see, and the mountains and rivers are like no return.
The long cry looks at the eight watches and disturbs thousands of slaves.
The king of Qin looks like a dragon and a phoenix, and the birds of Lu are not strong enough to destroy him.
There are big white feathers around the waist, and the objects in them are like wind and thunder.
There are only a few vertical pieces, and fighting is like raising a child.
Holding a broomstick, heaven and earth are like dust.
Difficulties help great cause, one by one is very talented.
When Wei was six years old, his achievements were accompanied by his skills.
The success is so great that the jade chariot travels all over the sky.
Zhaoling Palace is desolate, with ancient stones buried in green moss.
Black Tiger ripped out his heart, and Wang Jixian punched Wang Busheng in the chest.
It's amazing how strong a girl can be. After beating Qian a lot for so long, Young Master Qian didn't vomit blood. Therefore, Wang Busheng chose the style of killing both sides and hit with his right hand, using the same move and the same direction.
Although he is not very clear about martial arts, he has been beaten a lot, so he naturally understands it a little bit. He has seen pigs running away, and he can imagine what pig heads taste like. Qian Duoduo hurriedly shouted, "Brothers of the Immortal, men and women cannot kiss each other, change it." place".
That place belongs only to you and your children, no one else can touch it.
The reminder that there was a lot of money made Wang Busui stunned for a moment. Well, there are still people watching, so don't be a hooligan.
So Wang Bushi moved his fist downward.
If your chest doesn't work, your stomach will.
"Brother Qian, don't worry, I'll punch you in the stomach."
"It's not okay for my stomach either. That's my child's future home."
Well, Wang Busheng's face was very dark: "Brother, where should I hit?"
There is a lot of money but it is also very difficult. "Otherwise, you can just blow the air."
"Um, brother, you are kidding me."
"Brothers of immortality, if a good man doesn't let a woman fight, it will be a blessing to suffer a loss."
A sharp look turned to Qian Duo. "Shut up and get out of here."
Well, if you listen to your wife, you will live longer and get rich.
It was impossible to punch the air. Although it was not a life and death battle, Wang Busheng still had to resist for the sake of his innocence.
With a twist of his body, he narrowly avoided Wang Jixian's black tiger's heart-piercing attack.
Then Wang Jixian reacted very quickly and missed with one blow. She swung her arm sideways and hit Wang Bushit's right rib. The other hand hit Wang Budie's face.
Wang Busai blocked it with one hand and backed away. Wang Jixian stepped forward to catch up and kicked out with his right foot. The destination was also very clear, a man's most vulnerable place.
Unexpectedly, the violent woman was also a female gangster. Wang Busheng hurriedly dodged. He still had several wives at home, and his happiness all depended on it.
You come and I go, you chase and I hide, a not very exciting and bloody battle continues, and the three spectators are also very excited to watch.
In a duel between men and women, first of all, women have physical deficiencies, but this was not found in Wang Jixian. Wang Jixian was like a motor equipped with a perpetual motion machine, with endless strength, and her attacks were not weakened at all.
Wang Busheng can be considered a master, but after all, his actual combat experience is far behind. He has only had few real life-and-death encounters in his life. Counting one with Leng Bingbing, two with Daming Yidianlu, there are no others. The people Wang Jixian fought against were all veterans of the Ming Empire who had been on the battlefield. They were all people who had seen blood kill countless people. Although they were old and immortal, they crawled out of the mountains of corpses and seas of blood. After all, the three stooges were better than Zhuge Liang. What's more, he's still a cobbler. Therefore, Wang Busheng soon showed signs of defeat, and his defense was no longer so good.
Finally, Wang Jixian seized the opportunity and kicked Wang BuSie's butt. Wang BuSie staggered and almost fell down. He rubbed his butt and looked at Qian Duoduo full of resentment, "Brother Qian, your wife spanked me."
Qian Duoduo's embarrassing cancer today was probably in the advanced stage. He looked at Wang BuSi speechlessly and said with a wry smile, "Well, there's a lot of meat in the butt, so it doesn't hurt."
"Well, okay, I really forgot about my mother when I had a wife, no, I also forgot about my father."
"Hmph, you can't escape from my Wuzhishan, so you should obey me obediently, otherwise you will be better off." Taking advantage, it was obvious that Wang Jixian had a smile on her face.
There is no doubt that Wang Jixian is a beauty. Her beauty is not like the stunning beauty of Zhang Jingjun, but a different kind of beauty, a healthy, sunny and sporty beauty. Her personality is carefree, as if nothing can affect her. Feelings and moods, I am who I am, I am a loner, the early death of my parents and the lack of love and care did not make Wang Jixian become a playboy. The only shortcoming is that she has a bit of a tyrannical temper.
"Sister-in-law, beauty, can I beg you? I don't care about my butt. My butt is not good-looking, with enlarged pores and blackheads." Wang Budie began to beg for mercy. Faced with such a persistent woman, Wang Budie had no choice. We are all considered friends, and Wang does not want to make the relationship stalemate even if he wants to die.
"I have to watch today, I have my reasons for persisting"
"Is it possible to find a place where no one is around?" Wang Budie could only make concessions.
"It's not that troublesome. I'm not trying to be a hooligan. You guys are here to help." They were equally powerful. If they wanted to subdue Wang Bushi quickly, Wang Jixian had no choice but to call in foreign aid.
"Okay sister-in-law, let me hold your hands and feet for you." The little girl was very excited. Children in the rebellious period of youth will also be interested in men's bodies.
He had a lot of money and was unwilling to do so, but he could only follow his wife. He had known his wife for more than 20 years. Although she was a bit nonsensical at ordinary times, she didn't have to adjust to the level where so many people were present to watch a man's butt. It was vague. I made a lot of appointments and felt that there must be something inside.
More money, well, Wang Fusheng has seen his own butt, so he should see it again.
Wang Busui is a master, but it is difficult for him to defeat four hands with two fists, and even a good man cannot withstand a large number of people. What's more, he is still being chased and intercepted by beautiful and handsome men, and the beauty's strength is no worse than his own.
Finally, Wang Busheng was subdued, and in a very humiliating posture. His hands were held by Qian Duoduo, and his feet were held down by Qian Duoduo. The little girl Qian Duoduo was not idle either, sitting on Wang Busheng's back. Feeling the warmth coming from Qian Duoduo's butt, Wang Busui didn't feel happy at all.
"Sister-in-law, take it off quickly," Qian Duoduo said excitedly.
Forehead. Well, everyone is eager.
Finally, Wang Jixian stretched out her slender hand and got closer to Wang Busheng. Then he took off Wang Busheng's clothes.
Pulled off Wang Busheng's pants.
I said I was looking at my butt, but in fact the pants were only pulled down a few inches, which was the position where the doctor injected me. After all, the male protagonist also needs face, and it would be very embarrassing to be stripped naked.
I saw a scar on Wang Bushi's butt, which disappeared as he grew older, but you can still see it if you look closely.
There are many helpless things in life, and things that you can't resist, such as living a hard life. The first half of Wang Bu's life was smooth sailing. Although he suffered a lot but didn't eat much, life in the mountains was always carefree. After getting rid of the turmoil in the county, the two of them became a warm family, with joy outweighing suffering.
Although he endured a little hardship after leaving Wuhu Village, the hardships were over. Wang Busheng also had everything, career, and family. If it were Wang Busheng in his previous life, he could retire gloriously. Of course, the male protagonist cannot be mediocre. Life will always give him some experiences of this kind, and having his pants taken off is not a hurdle in life. When you take off other people's pants, you never thought that one day you would also have others take off your pants, and it's still If you don't want to, just peck and drink, there is a cause and effect. Tears of humiliation did not arise, and the worst possible outcome was asking them for money.
"Sister-in-law, go a little further down, I don't see anything." Obviously Qian Duoduo is not satisfied with this.
Ignoring Qian Duoduo, Wang Jixian was very excited when he saw the scar. Everyone could clearly see the ups and downs of his violent breathing. The tears in his eyes fell one by one, and he pushed away the people on Wang Busheng.
Holding Wang Busheng tightly, Wang Jixian burst into tears, "Wang Busheng, I knew it was you. You made me search so hard."
A young woman waits her whole life for a vow, from youth to white hair. This is such a touching and bloody picture.
Seeing such excited Wang Jixian, the three spectators were also confused. Could it be that Wang Jixian and Wang Busheng had known each other before, and what had happened to them. It seems unclear.
The ugliest thing about her face was that she had a lot of money. As Wang Jixian's real boyfriend, her future wife was holding another man in her arms, and she was still in such an imaginative posture. Where does this put his face?
I forgot to explain, Wang Budie was still lying on the ground, and Wang Jixian just lay on the ground, and the posture was made up by her own imagination. It is estimated that all adults can think of it, of course precocious minors are not excluded.
Feeling that his clothes were being lifted up, he was about to risk everything and use his perfect butt to make them feel ashamed. But in the end, there was no further progress, no chill came from his butt, and his pants were not taken off. Then came Mrs. Qian's crying, and Wang Jixian's squeeze on her body.
Okay, I'm very happy, but it's also uncomfortable.
Having no time to pay attention to Wang Jixian's confusing words, Wang Bushu tried his best to sit up and looked at Wang Jixian, "Sister, have you recognized the wrong person?" Wang Bushi was sure that Wang Jixian's appearance was not in his memory. After all, she was a beauty. Wang Bushi was confident that she would be engraved in his mind after seeing her once.
"No, I won't admit the wrong person. You are the king of immortality." Wang Jixian was very excited, with happiness on her face. She was happier than getting the first place in the civil service examination. "I am your aunt."
"Well, okay, suddenly there is an aunt. I am Wang Immortal, but I am not the Wang Immortal you are looking for. There are people called Wang Immortal in the world, okay, not many, but there should be some." Wang Bushi had no choice but to explain, "Sister, you really recognized the wrong person. My mother has died a long time ago, and my father doesn't know where he is. How can I have an aunt? And you are not very old. Did Planned Parenthood agree to your birth?"
"No, you are the Wang BuSing I'm looking for. You have the scars to prove it." Wang Jixian affirmed, ignoring Wang BuSing's explanation and pointing at Wang BuSing's butt.
"Don't you all rely on jade pendants and jewelry to find someone? Half of you and half of me. You have one piece and I have another piece. How do you see scars? Could it be that the TV series you watch are pirated?" Wang Budie complained unintentionally and looked at Wang Jixian, hoping to give him something. an explanation.
"Wang Busheng, do you know where you got the scar on your butt?"
"You bit it"?
"No, it was bitten by a dog."
