It’s not just women who have the sixth sense. As a perfect little capable person who can eat, drink, be civilized, martial, strategist, judge, reach the moon in the sky, and catch turtles in the five oceans, Wang Busheng said that men have the sixth sense. He is also very sensitive, and as a top-ranked master in the martial arts world, with eyes and ears in all directions, Wang Busheng has really felt a murderous aura. His hair stood on end, and his hair stood on end, just like the scumbag who was caught by his wife on a date. He had an ominous premonition. The mountain of Tai collapsed in front of him but his color remained unchanged. The elk swayed to the left but couldn't blink. Well, he rarely faced beautiful women. Someone has that ability.
Although I don’t know whether the general personality characteristics of women in the Ming Empire are more gentle or violent. But think about the scene just now when Qian had a lot of money and was beaten. The future husband-in-law was treated so cruelly. As the future husband-in-law is not a very strong friend, it is estimated that the future husband-in-law will be even more cruel. The strong desire to survive made Wang Bu die hastily shut his mouth. It's better to die than live. Wang Busheng expressed his willingness to live under the reputation of a woman for the rest of his life.
The corners of his mouth were cracked to the maximum extent, revealing eight white teeth, and he put on what he thought was the most sincere and beautiful smile. Wang Bu Shou stood up, clasped his hands in his fists, made a long bow, and then said, "Sister-in-law is well, my little brother is polite." .
It looks very much like Wu Songwu Erlang who saluted Pan Jinlian.
Wang Jixian still had a tutor, and her status as the third young lady of Duke Min's mansion meant that she couldn't be rude. She also stood up, bowed her body, and showed a smile like a waiter greeting guests in a tavern, which made Wang Bushi break into a cold sweat.
"Little brother is polite"
This smile reminded him of the Japanese pirate horror movie "Sadako". Of course, people who have lived two lifetimes will not be frightened by Wang Jixian's fake smile. Learn more about the smile service and keep smiling. They say smile is the universal language in the world. Wang Bushi doesn't believe that he is so smiling and charming. She would also beat herself up, "I don't know how old my sister is, but she is so beautiful. I really want to make friends with my mother-in-law and discuss how to give birth to a girl as beautiful as my sister."
There have been boring people who, after endless beatings, finally came to the conclusion that no matter how they look, the frequency of looking at the mirror is the same. They will all like to smile silly in the mirror, and then ask about the magic mirror. Magic Mirror: Who is the most beautiful girl in the world? This kind of nonsense, the love of beauty is human nature, something engraved in the bones. Everyone likes to hear good things, even if it is someone who wants to kill you, if you can be shameless Give the other person a few flattery shots, and the killer will give you a decent and less painful death.
Every woman likes to praise her beauty, and this cannot be changed, just like a wolf traveling a thousand miles to eat meat and a dog traveling a thousand miles to eat shit. Wang Jixian felt much better after hearing Wang Busei's new and different flattery. The smile on his face became much more sincere. "Little brother, I'm sorry, my father and mother have passed away long ago."
No matter how sincere and deep the feelings are, time will slowly change the game. The feelings may not disappear, the memories will still be there, but they will fade.
"Uh, okay, this is not a good place to flatter me," Wang Busheng hurriedly showed a sad expression, which was more painful than the death of his own father. "I am jealous of Yingcai, God has no eyes, I can't know your daughter, Shi Nao, all my life." What a pity."
I can be sure that Wang Bushi has never cried in all his life. Even when his head was hit by Li Baoguo's iron pot, Wang Budie never shed a tear. But this time, there were tears in Wang Budie's eyes. The expression of an excellent actor Self-cultivation means that you can cry when you need to cry, laugh when you need to, and when you need to shed tears, it happens every minute. You are very good at mastering the acting skills. If you don't have the opportunity to join the entertainment industry, otherwise you will definitely get the Oscar statuette.
"Sister, can you tell me where the graves of my uncle and aunt are? I want to pay homage to them."
"Uh, okay." The performance was too much. Wang Jixian couldn't resist it. She could only turn her attention to Qian Duoduo for help and said perfunctorily, "My father and mother are buried in Yingtian Mansion."
"The capital is a place where wind and energy are hidden. My uncles and aunts are blessed."
Since ancient times, Yingtian Mansion has been the ancient capital of the Six Dynasties, known as Jinling Jiankang in ancient times. Sun Quan established Soochow in Yingtian Mansion. After the Yongjia Rebellion, Sima Rui established the Eastern Jin Dynasty, Liu Yu destroyed the Eastern Jin Dynasty and established the Southern Dynasty and Song Dynasty, and Xiao Daocheng established the Southern Qi Dynasty. Xiao Yan founded the Southern Liang Dynasty. Xiao Yan was a descendant of the Lanling Xiao family and the twenty-fifth grandson of Xiao He, the prime minister of the Han Dynasty. Later, there were the Southern Dynasties, the Chen Dynasty, the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms, the Southern Tang Dynasty, until Zhu Yuanzhang's Ming Dynasty and the Ming Dynasty. They experienced countless dynasties. The natural dragon energy is conceivable. If it were not for the worry about the all-pervasive Jin Yiwei, Wang Busheng would like to say, "Sister-in-law, you She is destined to be a female emperor.'
"Okay, let's finish talking about the living and the dead,"
Feeling the gaze of his tigress, Qian Duoduo hurriedly interrupted Wang Buzi's research on which yellow paper candle manufacturer was the best, and advised him, "Brother Immortal, I accept your wishes, but the matter of worship should wait until the Qingming Festival next year. Tianfu is far away from Songjiangfu, and traffic accidents are prone to occur in the ice and snow."
"Well, car accidents are more dangerous than tigers, so everyone must be careful. Moreover, the traffic laws of the Ming Empire are not perfect yet. Speeding, drunk driving, fatigue, malicious driving, changing lanes, turning without turning on the turn signal, and various traffic violations can be seen everywhere. For the sake of safety, , it’s better not to travel far.” The murderous intention has been resolved, and Wang Busheng no longer has the idea of going to Yingtian Mansion.
"Yes, yes, Brother Qian is right. Let's worship together next Qingming Festival."
Next time you have dinner together, please wait for a while. The charm of words will always make you collapse. The next time may be in the next life, and if you wait for a while, it may be three to five hours. As for the matter of worshiping the immortal king, maybe It will be the love between a scumbag and a money-worshiping girl in the next life, and you will really fall behind.
"Jixian hasn't introduced you yet. This is Wang Immortal, a friend I just met. The last time my little brother and sister were in danger in Tianci Mountain, they were saved by Immortal Brother." Qian Duoduo stood up and introduced that Qian Duoduo also valued his friend Wang Busheng very much. Not to mention his life-saving grace to the Qian family, just the benefits of cooperation can turn a love rival into a close friend.
"You call me Wang Immortal, you really call me Wang Immortal".
Be grateful to your benefactor, but Qian Duo did not expect Wang Jixian's reaction to be so great. After all, he only saved your future brother-in-law and sister-in-law.
Wang Bu Si was very polite and didn't care about Wang Jixian's recklessness. He nodded, "I am Wang Bu Si, the bastard, the Immortal Bu Die."
"Come on let me see your ass".
"Uh", there was another period of silence in the Accord, and the friends were all shocked. Could it be that people from big cities have such an unusual way of getting to know each other, and they need to look at their butts. The butt will look better than the face.
The king is still easy to talk to. God repays me with malice, and I repay the common people with kindness. It is hard for everyone to live in this cannibalistic world, so why bother to make things difficult for each other? Maybe this is the custom of Yingtian Mansion, just like Just like the kissing ceremony in the beautiful country, looking at each other's butts is also a necessary stage for getting acquainted, but there are other people present. If two people are alone in a room, observing and learning from each other and improving each other is also a very effective learning method. And you can also have a better understanding of the physical structure of men and women. The most important thing is that Mrs. Qian is really good-looking, second only to Zhang Jingjun, the most beautiful wife of the Wang family.
"What, it's not good, Brother Qian is still here."
Wang Busui was a little shy, and of course he admired Wang Jixian's bravery. But it was unfortunate that he had a lot of money. With such an open-minded and bold wife, there would be a prairie on his head.
"What's wrong with him here? Take it off quickly," Wang Jixian urged anxiously.
His unmarried wife has a bold temperament, likes to wield swords and sticks, and has the style of a female knight. However, she has never found Wang Jixian to be so open-minded. She even wanted to hold her little hand and was beaten. Today's What happened to Wang Jixian? Did he take medicine or forget to take medicine?
"Jixian, the immortal brother is my friend, don't be so rude." He straightened his body and said he had a lot of money in a very unhappy tone.
"Shut up." She pointed at Qian Duoduo with one hand. Wang Jixian's domineering attitude made Qian Duoduo's body soften quickly and she shut her mouth obediently.
Wang Jixian pointed at Wang Busheng again, and the decibel level increased a few points: "Take off your clothes quickly."
Wang Busheng was almost overcome with embarrassment. Taking off his clothes in front of so many people was not something a man should do. Wang Bu Shou pulled on his clothes tightly and said, "I won't even kill you if I don't."
"Obey me, or I will use violence."
At this moment, Wang Jixian's face looked very scary, as if she wanted to fall in love with, no, want to eat the big bad wolf of Little Red Riding Hood, and she was very anxious.
"My butt doesn't look good, but your little brother's butt looks good, I can guarantee that." For the sake of the man's face, Wang Bushiding had to betray others and provide the best choice for the bad guys.
I have always been a spectator and have always been confused about whether I have more money or more money. Although I have known since I was a child that my sister-in-law has a bad personality and is like a tomboy. She just doesn't like reading and embroidering and likes to dance with swords and guns. I've never heard of anyone having a hobby of looking at men's butts.
Of course, the mentality of the two people is also different. Qian Duoduo is a little excited in his heart, just like an underage couple walking in front of a small hotel, with a little excitement in the rebellious period. Besides, Qian Duoduo also wants to see Wu Wang Bushi, who couldn't save himself from the dire straits, does he have muscles on his butt? I heard that the master has muscles all over his body, even the corpus cavernosum has biceps femoris.
And Qian Duoduo, like Qian Duoduo, was educated by feudal Confucianism and valued etiquette very seriously. He was very ashamed and a little confused about his sister-in-law's behavior of wanting to look at Wang Budie's butt. Could there be another reason? He was still looking for it in his mind. The answer was, when he suddenly heard Wang Busui's words, he remembered what happened at Tianci Mountain, where the abominable Li Jinzhong stripped himself naked. A blush suddenly appeared on Qian Duo's fair face, and he hurriedly explained, "Sister-in-law, my butt doesn't look good."
"Don't be afraid, little brother, I don't even look at it if it looks good," Wang Jixian said, pointing at Wang BuSheng, "I only look at his butt."
Wang Bu Die feels wronged but Wang Bu Die does not cry. After all, having his butt so loved by a beautiful woman is an honor that others cannot get, and it is also a kind of pride.
"Sister, we don't know each other very well. It's a bit awkward to look at the buttocks for the first time when we meet. Otherwise, I'll look at it next time." If the king is not dead, he can only use dragging tactics, and men also need to be innocent. Once new, second time familiar, next time we will be familiar.
"Cut the nonsense and hurry up."
"How about you go to my house tomorrow? If you don't want to, we can rent a room and I'll pay for it."
"What kind of man is he who is grinding and chirping? I am not afraid of a woman who has not left the court. What are you, a grown man, afraid of?"
"Sister, I'm really scared. I haven't left the cabinet yet."
Well, Wang Jixian finally couldn't bear it anymore.
"It's really ink stains. If you don't take them off yourself, I'll help you. Don't worry if you can't find a wife in the future. I'll be responsible."
After saying that, Wang Jixian finally took action.
"Daughter-in-law, you are mine," Qian Duoduo shouted in his heart, Qian Duoduo was even more grateful to have kept his butt innocent, and Qian Duoduo was also looking forward to seeing the hero's butt soon.
When life is like some kind of crime, although the result of being raped cannot be avoided, necessary resistance is also necessary. When you are old and slumped on the bed, you can proudly tell future generations that I was also raped by a beautiful woman. Passed.
Therefore, Wang Busui must resist and use all his strength. His first time must be his wife's. Not only women have chastity, but men also have it.
Wang Busui is a master. He has worked hard to teach him for more than ten years. The beggars still have holidays, but Wang Bushit's daily homework is rain or shine. Therefore, Wang Bushit can be proud to say that he has defeated many opponents all over the world. , if it weren’t for the fact that he still had the heavy responsibility of protecting his family and country and rescuing the common people, he would have gone to the fantasy world long ago. I heard that it is very popular and it is easy to pick up girls and earn money.
And Wang Jixian is also a master, but Wang Jixian, the eight poor people in the Duke of Min who were disliked by everyone, regarded them as friends and masters, and learned a lot from them. The role of kung fu is not only to strengthen the body, but also to kill people.
The duel between the two masters began.
