There was once a question that was so disgusting that it made people lose their appetite for the rest of their lives. Chocolate with shit flavor and shit made from chocolate. If you had to choose one, which one would you choose? This question is very tangled, and no matter which one you choose, it will be unacceptable. , this is like your mother and wife falling into the water together. The loss of a wife and the loss of a mother are both difficult to accept.
Rich A was very confused. It was the first time in his life that he encountered such a difficult choice. On one side is ten thousand taels, and on the other side is the apprentice who he regards as his son.
A dog-legger must have the consciousness of a dog-legger. At this time, he naturally needs to shout, "Hurry up and eat, that's ten thousand taels. Think about the white silver in front of you, how beautiful the dazzling silver light is, you Even if you work overtime 24 hours a day and don’t take breaks on holidays, you still won’t be able to get so much money.”
Of course, this is the income of beggars in the Ming Empire. After all, 90% of the people in the Ming Empire have not been lifted out of poverty. They have good intentions but have no ability to give. They are unkind to the rich, and rich people have no conscience. If In the 21st century, with a monthly salary of more than 10,000 yuan and a deposit of hundreds of thousands, there are two or three small bungalows. It is necessary to understand.
"If you eat shit, really give me the money." Finally, the rich man was completely tempted, and the apprentice who had eaten shit could be used to wash it. The worst he could do was not eat with him.
"Hahaha, this young master is the kind of person who doesn't keep his word. To tell you the truth, young master, I have a lot of money in my family. I can make you full by eating shit." People who are poor have short ambitions. On the contrary, when people have money, they will naturally be confident. He spoke unscrupulously. If it was not illegal to scold the emperor, he would probably dare to greet all the women in Zhu Xiluo's family.
"Haha, eat shit all you want, it must taste wonderful, I want to try it, haha." The villain laughed unbridled again. Seeing that such a villain's follower could survive for more than three minutes, it was because the director wanted to make the lunch box more valuable.
Finally, Fu Jia turned his attention to Lao Immortal. After all, it is difficult to force him to eat shit. He needs to eat it by himself. "Apprentice, what do you think?"
"Whatever I want, what I want is your mother." Old Immortal was filled with anger. Finally, he couldn't bear it any longer. He stood up and kicked the one who was smiling the most arrogantly. This was Old Immortal. With an angry blow, the extras flew into the sky, flew far away, and landed with a splash, splashing dust all over the ground. It must be God's eyes open, and bad guys who bully the elderly and disabled people will not have a good end. The extras landed at the right place. There was a lump of cow dung, but luckily it landed on the head, not the mouth. Moreover, this heavy blow caused the extras to faint, and they were unable to taste the delicious taste of cow dung.
The old immortal is getting stronger and stronger, and his movements are so fast that others don't react at all. It wasn't until the sound of a plop came and his men fell to the ground that the noble master noticed it, and then looked at the old immortal in disbelief. At this moment, the old immortal was neither stupid nor crippled, his eyes were not squinting and he was not drooling, "You, you, you, you dare The person who hit me, you know who I am."
"Haha, before I eat the chicken, do I have to ask him who his mother is? Just hit him. What can you do to me?" He even thought about it. Beating him up is better than eating shit.
Regarding violence, Rich A strongly disagrees, except of course teaching apprentices. People who learn martial arts learn martial arts to strengthen their bodies, not to fight, bully the weak, and hit people. "Apprentice, what are you doing?" No, hitting someone is illegal.
Looking at Fu Jia with contempt on his face, he wanted to ask if it was legal to beat his apprentice, but he finally held back because he was afraid of being beaten, and then continued, "Master, it's actually very easy to get money."
Upon hearing this, Fu Jia immediately gave up the idea of teaching his apprentice and hurriedly asked, "What can I do?"
"Just grab it." Before he could finish his words, I saw the silver note in your young master's hand was in the old immortal's hand, "Master, look, how simple this is."
"You are breaking the law. Robbery is a serious crime," Rich Man advised earnestly. He didn't want to deliver food to his apprentice every day. At such an old age, he really didn't have the energy.
The banknote was stuffed into the hand of the rich man and he said, "Master, it's up to you."
"This is my banknote, please return it to me quickly." Seeing that his banknote was robbed, the noble master shouted hurriedly.
The eyebrows meet and the eyebrows are scattered. The intersection of eyebrows means that the two eyebrows have grown to the Yintang and intersected, and the ends of the eyebrows diverge. People with this kind of appearance are bound to lose money in the near future. It is obvious that this person is the one who needs to go out and read the almanac.
An old man over a hundred years old, if he had a sense of shame and a bottom line in his life, he would not be able to live to such an old age. After all, he has been shaken by forcing his apprentices to eat shit in exchange for money. And he also borrowed money from Liu Mei in the name of Wang Busheng. Old people are invincible, and old people cannot lose face. Isn’t it my dream to turn other people’s things into my own? So Rich A stuffed the banknotes into his arms and asked, “Banknotes, what banknotes?”
The noble young master felt that he was quite shameless, but he didn't expect that the realm of shamelessness was as high as that of others. He had just robbed his own banknote, but he refused to admit it, "The banknote in your arms is mine."
"Young master, you are so funny. The banknote in my arms is naturally mine. How could it be yours? You are really good at joking."
"That banknote is mine." The noble master was helpless when he encountered such a shameless God. His own money was not blown by the wind, so naturally he could not become someone else's so easily.
"Haha, if you say the banknote is yours, then it's yours. Just shout and see if he agrees." I heard that Roubaozi beat a dog. If the banknote got into his hand and he wanted to take it back, the rich man sneered in response.
"You, you, you." The noble man was so angry that his already fat body looked more like a toad blowing air.
"Me, me, me, what's wrong with me, that's my banknote."
"I, I, I, I will fight with you, do you know who my grandfather is?" After saying this, the noble man rushed towards the rich man. It was obvious that this was an idiot. He shouldn't have made any announcement before taking action. Only by surprise can he get it. victory.
"I don't have a grandson like you." The rich man ignored the noble master at all. It was no exaggeration to say that in this way, he could kill both of them with his fingers.
"you you you you". He rushed towards Fu Jia, but probably due to his physical sensitivity, he tripped over a stone on the road before taking a few steps, and then fell to the ground.
People always kick around and grab when they fall into the water, even if it is a piece of straw, they will grab it. They are a little fat, but they are not stupid. They instinctively stretch out their hands and grab it forward. Fortunately, the noble master caught something. . It's just that the weight is too heavy and the object cannot bear it, so the noble master will inevitably fall to the ground.
Fu Jia's side only saw a mountain of people rushing towards him, and then after landing, Fu A's side felt very cool.
The noble master dared to take action, which was not expected by the old man. After all, the force value of the rich and powerful party can definitely be ranked among the top ten in the Ming Empire. If it were not because he is lazy and lazy, he would be more diligent and become the top master in the Ming Empire. The rich and powerful party would also be very successful. Hope, if you dare to attack the wealthy party, you will definitely be showing off your sword in front of Guan Gong, well, selling tiger whip in front of the tiger. A one-sided beating was about to begin, but the noble master suddenly fell down. It was because he was sincerely convinced and worshiped with all his body.
But until he saw what the noble master was grabbing, Old Immortal immediately understood that the noble master probably already knew that he couldn't be beaten, even in this life, so he wanted to find another way to retaliate, such as disgusting the other party to death, and making the other party He was so ashamed that he committed suicide by wiping his neck.
Seeing that Fu Jia was still standing there indifferently, Old Immortal had to remind him, "Master, you are gone."
It turns out that the object that the noble master grabbed after falling down was the trousers of the rich man.
Many older people always have the habit of not wearing underwear because they think it is inconvenient or a waste of money. This is wrong. Although it is useless, health is also very important. Of course, it would be embarrassing if you met someone like this from a wealthy party.
No one washed his underwear, and Rich A didn't have the habit of wearing underwear, so he was embarrassed. He was an old bird shivering in the cold wind, expanding with heat and shrinking with cold, hiding in the grass and not being seen.
After being reminded by Lao Immortal, Fu Jia Yifang finally knew where the coolness came from. He quickly pulled up his pants and blushed with embarrassment. Seeing the passers-by pointing and pointing with disdain and disgust on their faces, the rich wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in.
The noble master climbed up from the ground with difficulty. The fall was not light. After all, the force was directly proportional to his weight.
"I, I'm going to kill you." Your young master is very determined and unwilling to give up.
"Humph," Fu Jia Fang sneered, "I've had this idea for a long time."
"Ouch, it hurts."
The picture is not interesting at all. The noble man is holding his head on the ground, and the rich man is fighting with fists and kicks. It is hard to imagine that a man over a hundred years old is still so strong. Is this the benefit of eating hundreds of meals? Paired and nutritionally balanced.
"You don't want me, you dare to take off my pants, you little rabbit, your father is an old rabbit, your family is full of rabbits."
Being exposed in broad daylight is something that a wealthy party cannot accept. As an emperor's master, he has to keep his face.
Seeing such a miserable situation and thinking of my own experience during this period, I suddenly felt relieved. The master still loved me. At least he didn't slap me in the face. At this moment, the noble prince has long lost his human appearance. The corners of his mouth are bleeding, his nose is collapsed, and his head is also enlarged.
"You're shameless, I can't beat you to death."
Probably because of the instinct of survival, the noble master finally showed his strength, stood up suddenly, and then shook off Fu Jia Fang who was riding on him. Hit him if you want. What's the situation with you sitting on his butt?
Provoke if you can, and hide if you can't. This has always been your son's way of survival. When he sees that he can't be beaten, he stops looking for abuse and runs away. Of course, saying harsh words is also a necessary process. After running out of a safe distance, the noble master stood still and put his hands on his hips. "Just wait for me. My father is the Minister of the Ministry of Civil Affairs. You are dead."
That's right, this noble young master is none other than the bad guy Li Jincheng who has disappeared for a long time. Back to Yingtian Mansion, Li Jincheng started his idle life again, fighting cocks and walking dogs, spending a lot of time and drinking, bullying kind people, and having sex with some girls. What.
Yesterday, Li Jincheng spent money to buy a young woman's first time. Not to mention the old one, it was thick and experienced, and it felt very good. So after spending most of the night last night, I rushed into the city this morning and happened to meet her. Go to the wealthy side. So the tragedy happened.
"Apprentice, what did the boy who gave money just say?" He gave more than 10,000 taels at a time. Li Jincheng became the boy who gave money. It was just and natural.
"It seems that his father is the Minister of Civil Affairs."
"That's nonsense. That old man Li Jinchen doesn't have a son. He only has one grandson. There's no rush to give birth to him now. It's estimated that his function has long since deteriorated."
