As an emperor's master, a man of heavenly proportion, one person is inferior to tens of thousands of people. Sometimes even the only Zhu Xiluo will give Fu Jia a favor. After all, he is an emperor's master, and it is reasonable to beat the emperor. As it should be, who dares to say no? Well, the gentlemen of the Ming Empire are so unreasonable. I don’t know who gave them the permission to beat their apprentices. For example, when Wang Busheng taught Zhu Wuyi a lesson, Lao Zhu couldn’t have any objections. For such an awesome person, to be honest, the rich person will not be reduced to begging on the street anyway, but some people like to eat, drink and have fun, some people like jades and antiques, and some people like flowery beauties, and the rich person He likes to live a begging life of eating hundreds of meals. Of course, the main thing he begs for is money. If you throw him a piece of steamed cake, he will also scold you, "I am not a beggar, I am a high-end beggar."
Today's begging position was personally chosen by Rich A. After studying the Zhouyi Bagua for several days, observing the stars for several days, reading many Taoist classics, and staying up countless nights, Rich A finally discovered something. There was a strange phenomenon in the sky. If the Heavenly Evil Star and the Lone Wolf Star duel here, someone will definitely lose money. I am just a beggar, the type who can only get in but not get out. It is obvious that the other person who loses money will naturally be someone else. Therefore, Fu A was in a very relaxed mood today. He sat cross-legged on the ground with a broken bowl thrown in front of him. In order not to be beaten, the old man had been compromising for so long. He had already become numb and had no intention of resisting. He honestly Sit down, and then the expression will be in place quickly, and the saliva will flow out instantly. Once it is raw and then it will be cooked, it still needs some brewing a few times, but now, everything is natural. If you are open-minded and forgetful, you will find that life is actually pretty good. You can beg for food without getting tired or suffering. This is also a pretty good job type.
There is no stability without farmers, and there is no wealth without businessmen. Although the status of merchants is extremely low and has been reduced to the lowest level, we have to say the importance of merchants in this era. Without merchants, many people in the Ming Empire may be hungry. Running naked on belly.
Pedestrians passed by the rich man one after another, but no one even glanced at him. Many people even showed contempt in their eyes. The meaning was obvious and it was a trick.
Three hundred and sixty lines, I have to say that begging is also left by our ancestors. Many heroes were born as beggars, such as Zhu Yuanzhang, Zhu Xiluo, and Hong Qigong, the leader of the Beggar Clan. However, this industry has been replaced by those who have no professional ethics. People are crying, how many people have no need to beg and just join this industry because they are too lazy to work. Many kind-hearted people have been deceived and hurt, and naturally they have no desire to give charity.
Maybe the physiognomy of the wealthy party was taught by the pseudo-Taoist priests, or maybe there is something wrong with the dismantling of the sky by the wealthy party. Until now, let alone silver, let alone copper coins, which are common currencies that poor people no longer use. Do you have one? It seems that the wealthy party will leave empty-handed again today.
Rich A was very disappointed and angry. He was heartbroken because of the lack of kindness in the people of the Ming Empire. If every citizen of the Ming Empire didn't have the idea of giving love, how could the Ming Empire become a beautiful family.
Once people are angry, they always need to vent. It is not good to hold it in, especially for older patients, which will be more dangerous. Moreover, when people are angry, they always like to blame others for their faults, but venting it on outsiders is probably not the best option. Others are not willing, but it is a different matter for our own people. If he didn't get enough money from begging, it's natural that Lao Immortal's performance wasn't up to the mark. So the old man suffered again.
The old man who was still trying to play the fool suddenly felt a pain in his chest, and then he flew backwards, then flopped to the ground, splashing dust all over the floor. The pain in his heart made Lao Bu Si know that he had been beaten again. This was not the first time, and it was not the first time today. He had already been beaten once in Min Guogong's mansion. He hoped that Lao Bu Si was too slow to get up and was slacking off at work.
"Master, why did you hit me?"
Fu Jiafang glared and put his hands on his hips, "Master still needs a reason to beat his apprentice."
Um, okay, taking on a disciple is not just to prevent old age and find someone to die for. Of course, it is also necessary to vent your emotions and be a punching bag. Resisting beatings is an essential skill that apprentices should learn.
The old man still wants to argue with reason. He needs a reason to beat his apprentice. This society is about human rights. Everyone has the rights and obligations to be respected and to respect others. By the way, I will tell the wealthy party about the Ming Law. Legal dissemination action is necessary. It’s just okay, the consequences will be more serious if you try to reason with someone who is an unreasonable person.
The old immortal chose to remain silent without saying much. He obediently returned to his original position, then his mouth crooked, his eyes squinted, and his saliva flowed out again. The professional quality of a qualified actor is worthy of respect.
It's just that the rich party is very dissatisfied. The failure to get money from begging is naturally the performer's problem. If the performance is not good enough, no one will sympathize with it, and no one will give money. Everything is as it should be.
So a person who had never studied acting started to act as a tutor and pointed out Lao Immortal's performance. It was probably because he saw that there was no pain on Lao Immortal's face that the rich wanted to interrupt Lao Immortal's dog in order to increase authenticity. It's my leg, I just held back, the medical bills are quite expensive now.
No one cares, there is no income, and the wealthy party is also very anxious. The profession they love so much has fallen into such a situation. How can the wealthy party not be worried? They are even more worried about their colleagues. Unemployment is bound to cause a large number of people to fall. An ambitious young man begging for deep love. It has to be said that many people’s self-motivation will also be hit. This is what the wealthy party does not want to see. Very anxious and heartbroken.
The mountains come and go, the mountains come and go, and if the mountains are not accessible, I will go over there. No one will give me any charity, so Fu Jia plans to take the initiative.
"Have mercy on me, give me some love, uh, no, give me some money, the old man is stupid and disabled in his old age, he is helpless, homeless and has no money to eat."
It is obvious that the rich man who has dedicated his whole life to the great cause of begging has no time to go to Jiaofangsi to learn some music. This singing is so good that people dare not go out even after dark.
The corners of Lao Immortal's mouth twitched. This master's face is really hopeless. There is food, drink and money in the palace, but he has to drag himself out to beg and act as a fool. Isn't he shameless? If he is really like this There is an old man who wants to destroy the rich man's humanity and let him go to the bliss of the West as soon as possible. Having an old man in the family is like having a treasure. This is definitely a joke.
However, the subconscious twitching of the corner of his mouth is more consistent with the identity of the old immortal, a disabled old fool. There was saliva flowing out, and the old immortal swallowed it back, and it really looked more like it.
Finally, someone looked at this side, and the rich man was encouraged and sang even harder.
There are too few entertainment activities, and if there is excitement, people will watch. Finally, several spectators gathered around. A man in rich attire, followed by several attendants. At first glance, he looks like a noble person, but his appearance is a little different. His face is full of mouth, and his body is very fat. His walking center of gravity is very stable, but it is a little difficult to move. There is also a person who is dressed simply, but the jade pendant around his waist is very valuable at a glance. This is obviously a businessman. Because of the embarrassing status of businessmen, the concept of hierarchy is very serious. There are many styles of clothes that businessmen are not allowed to wear, and Still in the capital of the Ming Empire, naturally no matter how wealthy the businessman is, he will obediently choose to keep a low profile, otherwise it is necessary to experience the seven-day tour of the Jinyiwei Prison.
"I am very old, and I should be taking care of myself until old age. Then fate plays tricks on people. The old people serve the young old people. God is not fair. God has no discernment." It's a pity that the rich man's tears were not shed.
"Hey, uncle, I see you look familiar. Have we met somewhere?" The plainly dressed businessman looked at Fu Jia carefully and then asked. ,
"Well, Sir, you may have mistaken the person." Fu Jiafang hurriedly refused.
"No, I have definitely seen you before, and your begging style has long been common in our Songjiang Prefecture. The father-son version, the son-father version, and now it seems like the father-daughter version, and the master-disciple version has also come out,"
"Well, I unexpectedly met a fellow villager. This was something the wealthy party did not expect. Moreover, not long after I left Songjiang Mansion, the beggar's career actually developed again, and he even became an apprentice."
Fu Jia was a little embarrassed and hurriedly covered his face, "You must have recognized the wrong person. I am a native of Yingtian Prefecture and live in No. 1, Beijing."
"No, I definitely didn't admit my mistake."
The businessman is still insisting.
"If you say you have recognized the wrong person, you have recognized the wrong person. Do you want to give me the money? If you don't give me money, go away quickly. Don't delay my business." The rich party hurriedly urged the businessman to leave. Seeing that the businessman was not moving, the rich party secretly tried hard. , so the businessman flew up, the geese fell on the flat sand, and fell face to face on the ground. Businessmen also paid the price for their persistence.
"Haha, it turns out he is a liar." Your young master watched the show for a long time and then came to his conclusion.
"Sir, I never lie to people." He pointed at the old man and said, "Look, he is really stupid."
Seeing that your young master still didn't believe it, Fu Jia then said, "You don't believe it. Look, if I beat him, he won't even cry."
He kicked Lao Immortal in the stomach, and without any accident, Lao Immortal flew away again. Lao Immortal was in pain, but he couldn't cry. A fool wouldn't cry.
"Look, what do you think? I'm right, he is really stupid!"
"You feed him shit and see if he eats it. As long as he eats it, I will believe you. He is really stupid." It's obvious that your young master's head is not all fat, but he still has an IQ. After all, there are many ruthless people who pretend to be stupid and eat shit, such as Zhu Di, the overlord of Ming Dynasty, and the famous Tang Bohu, the leader of the four great talents in Jiangnan, who has many fangirls.
"Uh," the old immortal felt a little nauseous. He was worried that his master, who could do anything, would really let him taste shit.
Probably because he felt that there was no pressure without benefits, the noble master took out a few banknotes from his arms and waved them in the air, with a wicked smile on his face, "As long as he eats shit, these silvers will be yours."
The old man was very worried, and the rich man was also very hesitant. After all, he was his apprentice, and he couldn't ask for it even if he had eaten shit. How could he have the appetite to happily beg for food with him?
Seeing Fu Jia's hesitation, the noble master continued, "This is five thousand taels, enough for you two to eat meat until you die."
"Five thousand taels" Fu A was a little excited, even more tempted. Most of his life savings were lost to Hao Liande, who had nothing in his crotch. When leaving, Fu A also borrowed some from Liu Mei. Of course Liu Mei was For those who don’t know, the signature is also that of another cheap apprentice of mine. He originally wanted to use the borrowed money to repay the debt, but he was very unlucky. The wealthy party lost everything, and also lost to Hao Liande. Rich A always felt that he was delivering funerary items to the dead eunuch, and Hao Liande would become the richest eunuch in history. Therefore, Rich A was short of money and the capital to make money.
Seeing that Fu Jia was tempted, the noble master began to increase the amount of money. Then he took out a handful of silver notes from his arms and said, "As long as he eats shit, all this money will be yours. It's tens of thousands of taels, enough to buy two girls and take care of them."
Finally, Fu Jia was tempted and looked at Lao Immortal, "How about you give it a try?"
Lao Immortal couldn't believe it, "Master, I am your disciple."
"That's more than ten thousand taels."
"I won't even kill you",
"Haha, shit is actually very delicious." The noble man laughed loudly, with contempt and ridicule on his face. "If he doesn't eat it, it will be the same if you eat it. I will also give you the money."
It was obvious that several of your young master's followers were also helping him: "Yes, yes, I'll give you ten thousand taels for shit. I want to eat it."
