Jinghao stopped joking and began to seriously examine Wang Busheng's eyes, nostrils, mouth and teeth, just like the inspection process of buying livestock at the cattle and horse market.
Wang Busheng didn't feel very good. He was like a pig with all its hair lost. Jinghao was holding a boning knife, preparing to cut himself into eight or nine pieces. If he felt better, he might be able to cut him into more pieces, huh? , the short ribs are easy to eat.
Looking at the sea and going out to the sea are two different realms. One is to give your eyes to the sea, and the other is to give your life to the sea. Wang Busheng feels that he has given everything to Jinghao, life, dignity, and future happiness.
Jinghao asked Wang Busui a few questions, including his eating habits and pain, and then Jinghao ordered, "Take off your clothes."
"Well, I still need to take off my clothes. It's just for a doctor's appointment. It's not a gynecological appointment. Why take off my clothes?" Wang Busui was very reluctant. Although it is necessary to be honest with doctors, and it is often seen in major hospitals in the 21st century, but now there are several women standing around me. Acting like a hooligan in front of women.
"I am the doctor, or you are the doctor. You can do whatever I ask you to do, and I can still eat you. You look so ugly, and I have no appetite for you."
"Um, okay, I'm stimulated again. My figure is almost perfect. How can I still be shy? Tsk, I'm a man and I'm afraid to look at you." Wang Busheng could only comfort himself with these words. After all, he couldn't pull out the baby. It's really hard.
Reluctantly, he sat up and looked at the women who were staring at him. Wang Bu was a little embarrassed and said, "Can you please turn your body over? I'm a little shy."
"He's a man, he's coy and coquettish, he's like a girl, he's naked and he's doing it, we're the ones who suffer." Jinghao didn't care. Of course, the few spectators didn't turn away. Instead, their eyes were wide open, especially that of Xiaolu, whose eyes were bubbling with excitement.
"Um, okay, we are all on our own, just watch." Wang Busheng sat up and quickly and generously took off his pants, revealing his pants embroidered with Zhang Jingjun's face. Well, this is the latest version. It is very popular in Songjiang Prefecture recently. Although it is a bit of a disadvantage to make his female avatar into underpants, it cannot stop the enthusiasm of fans. Therefore, Wang Busheng also bought a few pairs and changed them at any time to ensure that he can be intimate with Xiao Tiantian every day. touch.
"Ah, you bastard, why did you take off your pants?" Jinghao was stunned and hurriedly covered her eyes.
"Um" Wang Bushi was confused, "Miracle doctor, can we be reasonable? Did you ask me to take off my clothes well?"
"I asked you to take off your pants. I asked you to take off your shirt. You are so shameless and don't put your pants on."
"Uh," Wang Bushit was embarrassed, "Why don't you explain clearly?"
After being embarrassed for a long time, Jinghao began to check the degree of swelling in Wang Busheng's abdomen, and then began to take pulse.
"Looking, hearing, asking, and knowing" was proposed by the famous doctor Bian Que. He wrote in the "Difficult Classic": "Knowing by looking is called god, knowing by hearing is called sage, asking and knowing is called work, and knowing by touching the pulse is called skill. ” Among them, observation is to observe changes in the body through the characteristics of the three parts of the human body: shape, color, and spirit. Smell means using hearing and smell to diagnose various sounds made by patients. Questioning is to understand the patient's living environment and analyze the condition by asking the patient about symptoms and having conversations. Qie means taking the pulse and judging the disease through the pulse condition.
Traditional Chinese medicine is a very profound knowledge, and it has contributed a lot to the reproduction of the Chinese nation. Cangjie coined Chinese characters, Shen Nong tasted hundreds of herbs, Bian Que, Hua Tuo, Ge Hong, Zhang Zhongjing, and Li Shizhen's "Compendium of Materia Medica" were used by medical workers one after another. His life and youth compose touching myths one after another.
However, the vastness and profoundness of Chinese medicine discourages many people. It is too difficult to learn. Many people need to spend a lifetime to learn, and the most important thing is that the return rate is small. Unlike Western medicine, basically anyone who does not understand medical cases can get started. With a few injections, of course the mortality rate is also very high.
Jinghao is not very young, but he has profound medical attainments and has mastered the technique of pulse detection. The great medical circles and alchemists, Ge Hong, and Uncle Ge's "Mai Jing" have provided knowledge points for many medical workers. . Well, this is a must-test.
There are also records of the causes of constipation in some classics of traditional Chinese medicine. "Suwen Jue Lun" records: If the yang is not stronger than the yin, the five internal organs will compete with each other and the nine orifices will not be able to pass through. [And] the pulse will be strong, body heat, abdominal distension, and front and back obstruction. Boredom and constipation, these are the five real factors. The sweating of the body brings back benefits, and the real person is alive. [Also] the heat stays in the poplar, and there is heat in the intestines. If there is heat and thirst, the hardness and dryness will not come out, so it will be painful and blocked. Note: Symptoms of constipation in the stool often persist for ten and a half days, and may even lead to fullness in the chest and abdomen, as well as shortness of breath. This is not the case if the stool is dry and congested and it is difficult to excrete it. The stool is dry and sticky and it is difficult to excrete feces.
After feeling Wang Busheng's pulse, I just listened to Jing Hao's talk: "People have constipation, dry mouth and cracked lips, inability to eat, unbearable abdominal pain, pressing it will relieve the pain, and short and astringent urine. Maziren pills can treat Fuyang pulse." Floating and astringent, floating means strong stomach qi, astringent means frequent urination, floating and astringent will compete with each other, and the stool will be hard, and the spleen is about. "Synopsis of the Golden Chamber" 36 grams of hemp seeds, 9 grams of peony, 24 grams of citrus aurantium, 50 grams of rhubarb (removed) Skin) 9 grams of Magnolia officinalis (peeled) 18 grams of almonds (peeled, boiled, don't make fat) 6 flavors, at the end, make honey and pills, big Wuzi. Take 10 pills with drink, 3 times a day; gradually Add to taste. Or 15 to 24 grams of cistanche deserticola, 12 to 18 grams of cooked rehmannia glutinosa, 9 to 15 grams of angelica root, 9 to 15 grams of plum kernels (fried), 9 to 15 grams of black sesame seeds (fried), 9 to 15 grams of walnut kernels (fried, remove the fat skin) ) 6 to 9 grams fried Citrus aurantium 4.5 to 6 grams Polygonatum odorifera 9 to 12 grams Anemarrhena 6 to 9 grams Amomum villosum (pounded) 3 to 6 grams
Add 200 ml of water to each medicine, soak for half an hour, decoct over slow fire to get 100 ml; add about 150 ml of water to the medicinal residue, decoct 100 ml, mix the two decoctions, and take it warmly before lunch and dinner in two portions. After taking more than ten doses, if the stool is smooth, you can make several times the original prescription to make 9-gram honey pills. Take 1 pill each time, 2 to 3 times a day, with warm water to consolidate the curative effect. "
This is Jinghao's first business in a month or two. Jinghao cherishes it very much and checks it very carefully. In order to increase the patient's trust in her, she also shows off the knowledge in her mind. He made several prescriptions in his tone, and of course the purpose of all of them was to facilitate the cashier.
Although Wang Busheng is a time traveler and has insights that many people have never had, he is not omnipotent. What's more, Chinese medicine has long been regarded as pseudoscience by those beasts who deceive teachers and destroy ancestors in his own time, without any theoretical basis. Even many medical workers and medical experts make random speculations about traditional Chinese medicine. Of course, these people have already recognized thieves as their fathers and accepted the benefits of certain hostile forces. .
However, although he did not understand Chinese medicine, Wang Busheng did not know what the flowers and plants in it were, but he understood the next few words of Jinghao. Taking it three times a day requires more than ten doses, which means that at least three doses are needed. Your symptoms will be relieved after a few days. I took off my pants, but you asked me to wait. Isn't this a lie? Wang Busui was in pain, and he was not willing to wait for even a minute.
"Is there a faster way that will take effect immediately? I am really uncomfortable and I don't want to wait for a moment."
Wang Bushi asked, "Don't be sick. People who are sick always hope that they can get better as quickly as possible and avoid the pain. This is every patient's dream."
Jinghao's eyes rolled around and the corners of his mouth raised, "There are also quick treatments, but..."
"But what"?
“But the price is a bit high”
"Haha," Wang Bushi showed a contemptuous smile, "Jinghao, you really know how to joke. Master, I am very capable and have a lot of money. Just tell me how much money you have. I can afford the medical treatment."
Jinghao was very satisfied. It seemed that today was a good harvest day, and there would be a big harvest. Jinghao stretched out five fingers.
"We are all old now. Stop being childlike and play the guessing game. Just tell me how much money you have."
"Five thousand taels".
Thump, thump, thump, the whole room was filled with a loud sound.
"So expensive"! Wang Bushi asked in disbelief.
"How much silver does the latest style of clothing produced by Yuyifang cost?"
"More than a thousand taels," because Zhang Jingjun and Zhang Jinghui's clothes were all made by Yuyifang, so Wang Busheng also knew the prices of Yuyifang. Yuyifang was a clothing store specially designed for private customization, and it was a luxury product of the Ming Empire. There are few stores with the same style. Every day, the new styles of Yuyifang are leading the fashion industry, and many foreign brands are also rushing to follow suit.
"How much money does it cost to go to Bangzi Country for surgery?"
Surgery has become an important economic income for the country, accounting for nearly 30% of the country's GDP. Of course, patients in our Ming Empire contribute the most, accounting for 99%. The other 70% are cosmetics. Of course, we The consumers of the Ming Empire also contributed a lot. Wang Busheng thought for a while and said, "It seems like a few thousand taels." Because Wang Bushi was very confident in his image, he had no idea of going under the knife, so he didn't pay too much attention to the price of plastic surgery.
"Wrong, it's sixty-six thousand six hundred and sixty-six, and that's just the price of the nose pad, other parts are more expensive."
"It's so expensive. They spend more than 60,000 taels just for a nose. What are they putting in their heads?"
"Don't underestimate how crazy a person is about beauty. Some people will sell their children and daughters just for beauty."
Wang Busi shook his head, not understanding this kind of consumption concept.
"Then you said that medical treatment only costs five thousand taels?"
The "noble" king is neither dead nor stupid, so how could he be tricked by a minor?
"It's really not expensive. My medical expenses are for life. As long as your constipation occurs again, I can help you treat it without spending money." For money, Jinghao also worked hard. It is obvious that there are always people in the Wang family. Plan to stay.
"If you do it again, you must get rid of it. If you do it again, I won't give you a penny." For some people, love once is enough. Some people experience pain once and don’t want to experience it for the rest of their lives. Constipation is just that.
"That's natural. I'm not making a metaphor. I've even thought of after-sales issues for you. At this price,"
"That's still high." If you are sick, you can go to the doctor randomly, but you can't spend money randomly. The money is not brought by the strong wind, nor is it the money that the rich woman wants to sell her youth to. These money are all earned by her own hard work. , Don’t spend it indiscriminately.
"Okay, how about this? Buy one get one free. If you have any other diseases, I will help you cure them." Jinghao worked hard for the five thousand taels.
"You are sick, you are sick, your whole family is sick, buy one, get one free, as you can imagine, I won't treat you, I won't treat you until you die."
"Oh, Master, business cannot be done without justice. Don't be angry. Do you know what the greatest pain in life is?"
"Could it be constipation?" Wang Buyi guessed as he didn't understand what Jing Hao meant.
"It's not constipation, it's just that you have money but can't relieve your own suffering. Do you remember that Mr. Wang on the street?" Jinghao raised his hands and gestured like an old iron 666,
"Remember, I heard that he was hemiplegic and his illness was quite serious." Mr. Wang and Wang Busheng have the same surname, but they have little connection. It doesn't matter whether they were brothers eight lifetimes ago or uncles and nephews in this life. The two have no intersection whatsoever.
"Yes, he has money, right?"
Wang Busi nodded. Mr. Wang runs several silk and satin shops in Songjiang Prefecture. He is very rich and should be among the top ten richest people in Songjiang Prefecture.
"But what's the use of having money? I heard that people are paralyzed now, and they need others to take care of them for pooping and peeing. Master, you said money can buy health. Master, while your illness is still worth some money, it's better to treat it as soon as possible. It’s good, don’t let a minor illness turn into a serious illness, and even money can’t cure it.”
"Well" Wang Busheng was speechless in response to Jinghao's fallacy. Could it be that the disciples of the miracle doctor have become so shameless? A small tree planted in their own land grew crooked.
"Okay, calm down, I've paid for this money," the little rich woman finally spoke out Leng Bingbing. As long as her husband's illness can be cured, Leng Bingbing will probably refuse her life, but Hua Yinzi Leng Bingbing will not hesitate to feel sorry for her. It doesn't matter as long as money can solve it. The little rich woman is so confident.
"Okay, sister Leng, don't worry. If the young master dies, I will bury him with him."
"Uh, okay, Tong Yanwuji, just treat it like her butt spitting out a puff of air."
After receiving the banknote, Jinghao quickly took out a pill from his arms and handed it to Wang Bushi, "Master, take it quickly."
"What kind of medicine is this?"
"Everyone in the world knows that good medicine is necessary for walking in the world."
"Mongolian sweat medicine"?
"What, Mongolian sweat medicine, this is the magic medicine to cure your disease."
"you sure"? Looking at the dark pills, Wang Busui was a little afraid. After all, they didn't look good. Pills worth five thousand taels shouldn't look so ordinary. At least they should exude golden light.
"Young master, don't worry. If I can't kill you, how can I be embarrassed to accept the money if you die?"
"Well, okay, this statement makes sense, it can be said to be a wise saying."
Without any further hesitation, Wang BuSheng swallowed it. Sure enough, the medicine had a miraculous effect. Soon, Wang BuSheng felt his abdomen was turbulent and had the tendency to vomit. "Hahaha, it really is a panacea. It's working, it's working." Wang Busui sat up and shouted excitedly, running towards the toilet next door without even having to put on his clothes.
It's not a panacea. In fact, it's just a laxative. Its scientific name is Croton, and it's a must-have medicine for traveling in the world.
Soon the sound of gushing came from the toilet, and Wang Bushu shouted happily, "It feels so good to be ejaculated for thousands of miles!"
