When it comes to the quarrel king, no one dares to admit that he is second, and no one dares to admit that he is first. After all, he has lived for two lifetimes. The jokes that people could not catch in his previous life are invincible in this world. Even though Xiaolu's body was covered with mouths, it was still difficult to resist.
Silence, silence, it is impossible to explode in silence. Xiaolu has always been kind to people who offer money, so he can barely give it a try to perish in silence.
"Master, do you still want to hear it? If not, I won't tell you." Xiaolu was no longer too lazy to pester Wang Bushi anymore. What a waste of saliva.
"I want to hear it, of course I want to hear it." You can catch a thief in a thousand days, but there are really not many people who can prevent a thief in a thousand days. Wang Busheng doesn't want to be worried about by several dogs every day, so he should solve this matter as soon as possible.
"Oh, that's good." Xiaolu rolled his eyes at Wang Budie, and then said, "You apologize."
"Uh, ah" Wang Bushi was confused, "I apologize, why?"
"You wronged me just now, shouldn't you apologize?" The little green man's cheeks were bulging. There was flesh on his face originally, but now he looked more like a toad blowing air.
"What you said can easily cause ambiguity. You didn't make it clear. How can you blame me? I was right and I won't apologize." Wang Busheng refused to give in and joked, he was always upright with his husband at home, how could he apologize to a girl he spent money to buy? If word spread, it would be the biggest joke in the Ming Empire.
"I won't say anything if you don't apologize," Xiao Lu insisted.
"I'll get the money back if you don't tell me."
"You didn't give me the money. My sister Jinghui gave it to me. Why should I pay it back to you?"
"What's Jinghui's is mine" Wang Bushit said confidently. Everything about his own woman naturally belongs to him. Although she is still free, but she is so handsome, it is only a matter of time before she becomes her own.
"Give me your money quickly. If you don't, I will take action."
I guess Xiao Lu was also worried that Wang Bu would use force. Suddenly an idea came to him, and a ray of wisdom flashed through Xiao Lu's mind. Xiao Lu suddenly became enlightened and stuffed the banknote into his chest without hesitation, and straightened out his overgrown little one. Breasts, with a face full of arrogance, he said, "You grab it, you grab it, you grab it and try it"!
Now there are no men or women in Wang Bu's eyes, only the white money. Ten thousand and two bald donkeys will be given. This news is too expensive. No, he must get his money back. This is considered restitution. The original owner "grab it", Wang Busheng stretched out his hand to grab Xiaolu's chest.
"What do you want to do, you shameless person?" Xiao Lu didn't expect that people nowadays love money as much as their lives. They all want money and are shameless. She hurriedly covered her chest and glared at Wang Budie, "What do you want to do? If you do anything again, I will sue you." If you are disrespectful, you will be beaten to death with sticks."
"Haha." Looking at the one-legged bronze man next to him, Wang Bushit replied with a contemptuous sneer, "I have the stick here, and you will be the one who gets beaten to death with the stick."
"What nonsense are you talking about? That is a one-legged bronze man. It was used by Chang Yuchun, Duke of E. It is very precious. How can it be called a stick?" For one's own exclusive weapon to be treated unfairly, even if it is insulting, it is a kind of blasphemy, and Xiao Lu will not allow it.
"It's originally a stick. Look at how long it is. It's pretty good as a fire stick."
"You're talking nonsense, you're insulting me."
Xiaolu is angry again. Children must not be so angry. Well, if you are too angry, you will not grow taller.
"Insulting you, don't accuse others unjustly. I will not admit things I have never done." Referring to the matter of a deer being a horse, even if you are a woman, you will not give in until you die. A man should stand up to heaven and earth. If God does not want it, then he will go against heaven. Okay, if anyone refuses to obey, just beat him until he obeys. The male protagonist should be so violent.
"You are quibbling and making excuses."
"I don't"
"You have"
"Have I ever known it myself?"
"Do you have any knowledge that I know better than you?"
It started again, and the audience member Zhang Jinghui looked helpless again. These two people were actually Dalang and Aqing in their previous life, secret enemies, but today they actually heard them arguing and quarreling.
"Okay, okay" Zhang Jinghui had to interrupt the bickering between the two. If the argument continued, the sun would set.
"He was the one who made the noise first."
"It's you who are being unreasonable."
"Okay, okay, don't make any noise," Zhang Jinghui could only yell loudly.
Xiaolu's face was filled with grievances, and she lost all her arrogance when she first became a killer. She held Zhang Jinghui's hand, tears welling up in her eyes, "Sister, Master, he bullied me."
Needless to say, the destructive power of women's tears is natural. For men, it is also destructive for women. Seeing Xiaolu's tears, Zhang Jinghui also softened her heart. Every woman has the potential to be a mother. She looks a few years younger than herself. Zhang Jinghui seemed to have seen her little sister when she was 20 years old. Motherly love burst out from her body. She gently wiped away the tears from the corners of Xiao Lu's eyes, held her in her arms and comforted her, "Good boy, don't cry, Xiao Lu. Sister will make the decision for you."
It is unfortunate to be a woman in this world. In this society where men are superior to women, they have not been favored by their parents since childhood. When they grow up, they will only be exchanged for interests. Zhang Jinghui can understand the suffering Xiao Lu suffered in her previous life. After all, she He is also a person without a father and mother. Fortunately, he has a grandmother who loves him. But as for Xiao Lu, no one cares or loves him. In the end, he embarked on the road of crime and became a murderer full of crimes. Fortunately, Xiao Lu has a conscience. The kindness is still there, and there is still a chance to correct the evil and return to the right path.
Who can guarantee that his life will be smooth sailing, and who can guarantee that his life will be ordinary? Everyone's life is destined to have ups and downs, joy, pain, success and failure. As long as you don't die, all the pain is just skin trauma, broken muscles and bones, But it can't hurt lives.
"Little Green, don't cry, my sister will make the decision for you." Zhang Jinghui's face lowered and she looked at Wang Budie, "You, apologize."
"Uh, ah, I apologize." Wang Bushi couldn't believe it. Could it be that all women are indifferent to good and evil, especially women.
"Yes, it's you, apologize to Xiaolu",
Probably in order to speed up the apology, Xiaolu moaned and cried a few more times, and squeezed out a few more tears through hard work.
Wang Bushi gritted his teeth with hatred. Seeing Xiao Lu's face, what made him even more angry was that Xiao Lu was leaning on his own chest. Wang Bushi had always been very protective. He couldn't harm his own things, let alone give them to others. use.
But, well, when faced with Zhang Jinghui, Wang Busui completely softened up. Although he didn't have a wife in his previous life, Wang Busui also developed a good habit of being afraid of his wife. When his wife gets angry, the man instantly wilts away.
"I'm sorry, I was wrong." After seeing the essence of the matter clearly, and seeing the current results clearly, and distinguishing the pros and cons, Wang Busui was very open-minded and able to let go.
"The attitude is not sincere at all." Wang Busheng's attitude of admitting his mistake made Xiaolu not satisfied.
"Xiaolu, don't go too far." Wang Busheng became angry. His waist was bent, but his knees couldn't be bent. The man had money under his knees.
"Ooooooo, sister, he yelled at me again." Miserable and pitiful, with tears flowing so easily, Xiao Lu is suitable for acting, and becoming a killer is a waste of talent.
"The king is not dead" Zhang Jinghui's voice rose an octave.
"You shouldn't call me sister, you should call me mother," Wang Busui muttered in his heart, then looked at Zhang Jinghui reluctantly, tried hard to adjust his facial expression, and asked, "Are you satisfied with this?"
"Relax your expression and look more natural. Master, please let go of your hands. You don't feel like you are apologizing, but like you are going to hit me." Seeing Wang Busheng's deflated appearance, I always felt extremely happy for some reason, so classmate Xiao Lu got naughty again and gave some suggestions to Wang Busheng's body and face.
"Is it possible that my inner dynamics are so obvious?" Now that he has let go of Wang BuSheng, it becomes shameless. Wang BuSheng usually doesn't take his face seriously in front of women. So he started to adjust his face according to Xiaolu's instructions.
"Yes, yes, that's right. Relax your shoulders and apologize. You're not going to die. Don't be so nervous. Open your mouth wider and show your teeth. It's too much. Hold it back. It's your teeth that don't show off your tonsils or the muscles on your face. Don't be so nervous, yes, relax, relax, and don't be so confident in your eyes, but with a trace of shame and regret." Xiaolu was like a conscientious old gentleman, trying hard to correct Wang Bushit's irregular apology.
Wang Busheng felt like a girl who had been paid a lot of money and had to satisfy the various needs of abnormal customers. It was miserable.
"Is it okay now?" Wang Busheng was full of grievances. He had never been tortured like this before. If he could earn a living through acting, his single problem would have been solved long ago. After all, female fans nowadays are very enthusiastic.
"Forget it, you are hopeless. You should really go to our school to learn acting." Xiao Lu looked at Wang Bu Die with disgust, as if he was looking at himself. If you like food that tastes delicious, don’t leave it if it’s disgusting.
"Isn't the headhunting academy training killers? Why is it still teaching acting?"
"Who told your headhunting academy to only train killers?"
"I guess, isn't it?"
"That's long gone. Headhunting colleges now offer many courses to train not only killers, but also bodyguards and security guards."
"Well, this seems to belong to the same profession, they are all in the category of fighting." Wang Busui thought in his mind,
"I heard that due to financial problems in the past few years, many officials in the Jiaofang Division could not afford to pay their salaries. They could not even pay for students' clothing and internship fees. Students were also asked to take over business to subsidize the daily expenses of the Jiaofang Division. , but the effect was not great, so several big shots in the cabinet wrote to the Supreme Being to approve the privatization of the Jiaofang Department and the abolition of the official establishment. Those gentlemen and students became self-reliant, earned their own money to run their own schools, and supported themselves. However, the effect was not good. It was on the verge of closing down, so our college provided money to buy the Jiaofang Division and opened majors in acting, singing and dancing, and painting." Xiao Lu explained in detail. Of course, those who are more interested in current political news would be in the Ming Empire. The news of the sale of Jiaofangsi will also be seen on the official website.
"You don't know if you don't listen. You'll be shocked when you hear it." Wang Busheng never expected that the government agency would also close down and end up being sold off. What Wang Busheng didn't know was that the current sage Zhu Xiluo had little interest in singing, dancing, movies, and television. What he likes is food, and he only loves cooking with pork leg parts. After all, he is a monk and doesn't like pleasure, so the existence of Jiaofangsi is of little significance.
“Not only that, in order to keep pace with the times and keep up with the trend of social development, our college has opened countless departments, such as the Department of Architecture, Driving, Chemical Physics, Mathematics, and Medicine, and dozens of departments. "As a former top student of Headhunting College, Xiaolu is full of pride and pride when seeing how well the college is developing now.
“That’s true”
"Why did I lie to you? If you don't believe me, you can ask."
After receiving the confirmed news, Wang Busui's heart burst into tears. He had been looking for talents for a long time. For example, talents who knew chemistry and physics were now available in the Ming Empire. Wang Busui no longer had to count on Liu Mei's classmates.
"Hey, Master, our topic has strayed."
"Uh, what's wrong?" Wang Busheng, who was still thinking, was confused.
"We are performing an apology. Why are we talking about school? Come on, Master, let's continue."
Okay, this topic was a bit outrageous, but fortunately there was Xiaolu who broke it off and brought the two of them back on track, preventing Wang Bushit from going to the point of no return.
"Okay, you have no talent for acting anymore, so try your most painful look."
Wang Bushi felt that Xiao Lu was the naughty cat playing with the string ball, and he was the poor string ball. Wang Bushi wanted to resist and turned his back on him, but when he saw Zhang Jinghui watching eagerly, Wang Bushi could only continue to endure the humiliation and bear the burden. , swallowed his anger, couldn't bear it anymore, changed his posture and continued to endure it.
Wang Bushi worked hard to perform, and it was hard to tell whether he was in pain or not, but he could tell at a glance that it was quite uncomfortable to hold it in and said, "This is okay."
"No, can you change it to another one?" Xiaolu was very dissatisfied with Wang Busheng's performance, but he couldn't help it. After all, he was not a professional, and asking too much would only be counterproductive and dampen the students' enthusiasm. "That's it, expression. Keep it up and recite what I say, Xiao Lu, the most beautiful aunt in the Ming Empire who is super invincible in the universe, I, Wang Budie, made a mistake, I’m sorry, I have deeply felt my mistake, and I sincerely apologize to you,"
