Has anyone ever heard of a person who kills a pig and helps him pass the knife? Wang Bu die is not stupid. If he returns the weapon to the other party, isn't this causing trouble for himself? Wang Bu die likes to eat pig brains but he doesn't grow pig brains. It's just Wang Bu die. I didn't expect that I was just teasing him tentatively, but Da Ming Yianlu would believe it so naively, and blurt out my inner words. Could it be that the handsome boy's face represents justice and honesty, so that people would believe it without hesitation.
With weapons in hand, I have the world. Originally, I was a little inferior if I had weapons, but now I am even worse if I don't have weapons. Wanting to get the weapon back was the most real thought coming from the depths of the soul, so when he heard Wang Busheng's question, Daming Dianlv answered without hesitation.
However, the naive Da Ming is too naive, just like a man and a woman in love, silly and sweet. Although the two do not have much hatred, they are at least rivals. When they are in a bad mood, they will pray to God for a lightning strike. Kill each other. Hurt yourself and help others, Wang Busheng really can't do it.
"Sister, you want to kill me, you are really naive and think I will return the weapon to you, you are kidding, I am that stupid"!
Wang Busheng took the one-legged bronze figure and looked at it carefully, "It is thickly coated with paste. It looks like it is not an ordinary thing. It should be worth some money."
There is a couplet like this hanging in front of the Lingyin Temple, which says that life can never be as satisfactory as everything can only be half-satisfied.
Life is such a long road, so how can everything go as planned? If everything is only half satisfactory, life will naturally be full of smiles and a happy mood. Only when people know how to be content can life be happy and comfortable. How can there be so many things in life? Worry, there are so many difficulties in life. If you think too much, demand too much, expect too much, and desire too much, you will naturally become depressed and unhappy all day long.
Fu Xuan of the Western Jin Dynasty wrote in "Fu Zi." It is written in "Qu Zhi" that "the blessing in the world is greater than the lack of desire, and the disaster in the world is greater than being dissatisfied." If you only seek general satisfaction in everything, your life will naturally be full of happiness.
Ji Xianlin once said, "Everyone strives for a perfect life. However, since ancient times, there has been no 100% perfect life at home and abroad, so I say that imperfection is life." Everything is half-satisfied, and everything is treated with peace of mind.
If Daming Yidianlu could have such an open-minded and transparent heart, "Being contented is not humiliating, knowing is not enough, it can last for a long time", then Daming Yidianlu's mood at this moment should not be so bad.
The constant teasing and teasing by Wang Bushit made Daming Dianlu get angry again and again. The resentment gathered in his heart little by little, and his body temperature also increased. If the body temperature just now could boil an egg, the temperature at this moment can do it perfectly. The task of roasting a whole lamb, charred on the outside and tender on the inside, must taste very good. As a hunter, it is not allowed to be insulted by the prey. Scholars can be killed, but not humiliated, and the same is true for women. He would rather die in battle than take off his clothes and assume the posture the other party wants.
"I'm going to kill you." These were the last words Daming Dianlu said, and then he rushed towards Wang Busui.
Masters generally pay attention to surprise when fighting, and it is best to be able to successfully attack by surprise. Like Daming Dianlu, who yells a few times before taking action, you often see them on TV. Basically, such supporting characters are cannon fodder, and they will be defeated in three to five rounds. The kind that gets a box lunch.
He could tease her in a nonsensical way, but when it came to matters related to his own life, Wang Bu did not dare to take it lightly, so he had to be extremely alert. Hold the one-legged bronze figure with both hands.
The weapon was in the hands of others, so poor Daming Dianlv could only use his bare hands and two long legs as weapons to attack Wang Busui in turn. Wang Bo didn't fight back, he just dodged, and accidentally used the one-legged bronze man to block him a few times.
I have to admit that Daming Yidianlu is a master. He is a top student at the Headhunting Academy, a straight-A graduate, and the number one master in the world with zero mistakes. But after all, he has a mortal body and has never practiced hard qigong that hurts the skin like the Vajra Cover Iron Cloth Shirt. , so if the hands and feet are blocked by the one-legged bronze man, it will be very painful. The killer can endure the pain that others cannot bear. This is a training subject for the killer. Daming, a little green can persist.
He bent his body, jumped up, and kicked Wang BuSi with his legs. Wang BuSi didn't dare to look down upon him. He took a step forward with one leg, slightly bent his body, and held the one-legged bronze man with both hands. A set of golden hoops worth three hundred and sixty. An infinite cycle of speed flips, making one's defense airtight.
If he stuck his foot in, he would probably be broken by the one-legged bronze man. Daming Yidianlu gave up decisively and looked for other breakthroughs.
However, wherever Da Ming Yidianlu's body turned, Wang Bushit's body also swayed. The room was not big, and it was difficult for Da Ming Yidianlv to bypass Wang Bushi and attack from behind.
"Haha, come on, attack me and see if I don't break your legs." Wang Bushit said proudly, with joy written all over his face.
"You" Daming Dianlu's body temperature soared again. He pointed at Wang Busheng and moved his steps, but he couldn't get past him. The short distance of one meter is like the window paper between life and death, love and being loved.
It was the first time she saw a real person fighting. Zhang Jinghui was excited and worried at the same time. On the one hand, she hoped that the two would continue fighting. After all, it was the most realistic duel. This was much better than those on TV. On the other hand, she was worried that Wang Bu would die. Injury is like an underage boy or girl who secretly falls in love, spends two yuan to buy a helmet, and wanders in front of the small hotel, not knowing whether to enter or not, and full of contradictions in his heart.
"If you don't die, be careful," Zhang Jinghui couldn't help but remind him.
Wang Busi replied with a confident smile, "I am the best."
Evil people always regard other people's whispers as speaking ill of themselves. As a temporary villain, his moral character has not yet been baptized and sublimated by the male protagonist, so he naturally belongs to the evil side. Seeing Wang Budie's smile, Daming Yidianlu felt that This is making fun of yourself. Of course the temperature rose again.
"Ahhhh, I'm going to kill you."
Everything depends on man-made things. Don’t say that everything is fate. Situation is created by the heart, and it will naturally broaden when you take a step back. Life is originally a process of understanding while walking. Everything in the world has its own rules. In fact, it is just the unconscious cooperation of people.
If Ming Dynasty turns away at this moment and refuses this order, the worst he can do is to be compensated three times the price. The most powerful fortune teller in the world is not fate, but the person himself. All fates explain cause and effect. There is no good luck for no reason, let alone no reason. All fates are caused by cause and effect, similar to what you sow and you will reap what you sow. A person who does not hit the south wall and never look back will naturally be hit with a bloody head. covered in wounds.
Now Daming Yidianlu is only hurt in his heart. To be honest, as a high-risk industry, killers have a strong inner repair ability, but it won’t be long before the body is injured. Killers, if their health is not good, their injuries will be fatal. of.
Having weapons is naturally a blessing, and it will naturally increase the chips for victory, but after all, this is not your own exclusive weapon, and it is not the sword, gun, sword and halberd that you often see. The basic moves and routines of Wang Fu are more or less good, but this one-legged Before meeting the Ming Dynasty Yidianlu, the Bronze Man Wang Bushi had only heard of it but never seen it, and he didn't know how to use it. At this moment, it was completely helpless to use it as a golden cudgel. The most important point is that Wang Bushi already felt some numbness in his arms as he kept spinning. After all, he was not a monkey and could not hold on for too long. Wang Busui's movements soon slowed down, and he probably couldn't dance anymore, so he simply stopped and propped the one-legged bronze man on the ground.
It is said that there are three hundred and sixty skills, and the best in each skill is the number one. Every profession has its own rules. For example, thieves do not cheat. It is a low-level profession that only pursues results and does not care about the process. However, Ming Dynasty is not like that. Although people are trading human lives, Daming Yidianlu still insists on his professional ethics and only kills targets without involving others. If Leng Bingbing catches Zhang Jinghui at this moment and threatens Wang Bu's death, there will be unexpected gains.
However, Ming Dynasty paid all attention to Wang Busheng and did not pay any attention to Zhang Jinghui. They are both women, so why should women make things difficult for women.
Seeing Wang Busheng stop his movements, the opportunity was no longer lost. How could he not seize such an opportunity?
Without caring about his image, Da Ming Yidian Lu rolled towards Wang Bu Shou, a killer who took a ruthless route. Wang Bu Shou really didn’t expect Da Ming Yidian Lu to roll on the ground. A gentleman is not the food that comes from a grunt, and a gentleman does not drink the water from a stolen spring. If you don't give in to the five-meter fight, is it possible that the only person with quality is a gentleman, and a woman can't even be qualified by one word? It is really difficult to raise a villain and a woman. No shame at all, well, Wang Bu Shou has always wanted face.
It was too late to use the one-legged bronze man to block him. If he didn't dodge, he would definitely be kicked. Wang Bushi hurriedly held the one-legged bronze man with both hands, then jumped up with his legs and his body. According to Tieguai Li's hiding method, he avoided Daming. A little green attack,
Seeing that the blow missed, Da Ming and Yidian Green quickly changed his moves. He jumped up like a carp, put his hands on the ground, stood on his feet, and kicked Wang Busui's head.
I suggest everyone, especially female friends, not to wear skirts when using this technique, as it can easily expose you.
His body was hanging in the air, with nowhere to rely on, so Wang Bushu could only try his best to tilt his head back. The face is something to eat and cannot be damaged. He narrowly escaped the attack from Daming Yidianlu.
Seeing that the kick did not hit Wang Busui's hateful face, Da Ming was not angry at all. He showed his indomitable and unyielding passion, retracted his feet, and kicked Wang Busui's chest in the middle. To be honest, Da Ming was a little green with both hands. When it touches the ground, there is a point of leverage. If Da Ming is a little greener and more shameless, and chooses to strike at the middle part of Wang Bu's body, the effect should be better, and at least he can lose half of his force value. Friends who know the structure of the human body should know where the middle part of the body is, that is, the crotch. It is known as the most fragile organ of the male body and can be broken at a touch.
Wang Busheng couldn't dodge, so he could only take the blow forcefully. His chest was injured, and his feet quickly fell down. Then he jumped up and flew far away.
Fortunately, Daming Yidianlu was on the ground with his hands, so his support was relatively small, so Wang Bu was not seriously injured.
There was no scene of surging blood or vomiting blood. Wang Bushu lightly fanned his nose to catch the air and said, "Master, I haven't washed my feet in a few days. The smell is so strong. If you don't wash your feet, you will get athlete's foot and itchiness." It’s unbearable and the stench is overwhelming.”
Finally taking advantage, Daming Yidianlu felt happy in his heart. If it weren't for the inappropriate occasion, Daming Yidianlu would have liked to sing "Today is a Good Day" and feel comfortable. However, after hearing Wang Busui's ridicule, he suddenly Good moods are gone. Some people always have the ability to turn good things into bad things, turn bad things into bad things, and make other people's good mood collapse. Wang Busheng is such a person. The smile on Daming's green face Before it has time to form, it withers quickly. "You just don't wash your feet every day, and your whole family doesn't wash their feet."
"How do you know? Are you peeking outside my bedroom every day? Aren't you seeing all of my body?" Wang Busheng was shocked, and then he seemed to let go, but also seemed to accept his fate, and sighed deeply. He took a breath and said, "Forget it, since it has already happened, just watch it, but you have to be responsible for me, and you can pay me."
"You, you, you, you are extremely shameless." Da Ming's hair stood on end. If there was a critical point in anger, Daming's image at this moment was very consistent.
Normally when faced with such stupid questions, Wang Buzi is always too lazy to answer, but this time Wang Buzi was very generous. He tried to open his mouth wide, and then pointed to his teeth and explained, "Look, I have teeth, and there are quite a few of them." , as white as a mirror, with no cavities.”