Jiao Bu Li Meng, Meng Bu Li Jiao, if you have a father, you must have a mother, this is the relationship between the key and the lock. Wang Bu Die does not want to be a child with only a father and no mother. For the first time in his life, he calls out his mother. Wang Bu Die does not have any Uncomfortable, but also vaguely relieved. After all, not only did I have a father today, but I also had a mother. It was also a family reunion.
Looking at the bottom of the matter, there is a reason why the dog owner likes the baby so much. As people get older and older, they will naturally no longer be welcomed by their husbands. They feel empty and lonely inside. The land has not been cultivated for a long time, and it will be left uncultivated. And because she has no children, she doesn’t even have anyone to talk to at home, and she has no hope for the future. It can be said that the baby is her only relative. She eats, sleeps, and sleeps together. People and dogs have become the closest and dearest people. , cannot be divided.
When there are too many people, they are not as good as dogs. A couple can be grateful for a hundred days, but the husband of the dog owner has not had much affection after sleeping for so long. He is not as good as a dog. One person and one dog seem to be the only survivors in the world, relying on each other and relying on each other. Keeping warm, of course, dogs not only comfort their hearts, but sometimes also take care of their bodies. After all, humans and dogs are similar in many ways. Well, they are both viviparous. Of course, this is a dog owner's secret, a secret that no one knows.
See through, don't tell, leave a line today so that we can meet each other in the future. There must be a bottom line in life, and of course there must be a bottom line in speech. When quarreling, it is reasonable to greet the other party's 18th generation ancestors, even if you call the other party a beast, it doesn't matter. But if you want to greet the other person and have a strong desire to have some super-friendship with the other person's daughter's mother, then it is inappropriate. This is too straightforward and does not follow the set number.
When it comes to scolding people, we can scold each other for being a pig or a dog that is worse than a son of a bitch, but the scolding of Wang BuSheng's parents can be said to have broken the window paper, making the adultery between the dog owner and the dog public. The dog owner's face.
The words "Mom" made the dog owner's face turn green and white. His face quickly pulled down, and a lot of the thick foundation on his face fell off. The pride just now disappeared quickly, and his face was ashen.
The dog owner gritted his teeth and asked, "What did you shout just now?"
"You gave me money, and you provided me with food, clothing, and parents. Naturally, you have to call me mom," Wang Bushit explained. He also pretended to be reasonable and grateful.
"What did you yell? Say it again." The dog owner was angry, and the small universe in his heart began to burn.
Wang Bushit once again raised his voice and shouted, "Mom, Mom, is it because you have a hidden disease and your ears are not working well? It doesn't matter. My son has a good relationship with the miraculous medicine doctor. Have you heard of the name of the miraculous medicine doctor?" There is a solution for women's infertility, and she will definitely cure your ears."
It is certain that the dog owner has hidden diseases, such as a peculiar smell in the lower body and irregular menstruation, but there is still no problem with the ears, and there is still a certain pot that cannot be opened and picked up. The dog owner did not listen at all to what Wang Busheng said next. He said "Mother" twice. This makes the dog owner feel ashamed. No one knows that he is having an affair with the baby. Could it be that the news is leaked.
The dog is the father and the dog owner is the mother. This relationship is easy to sort out. Soon everyone realized that although we do not have the excellent quality of robbing the rich, giving to the poor and helping others, and roaring when seeing injustice, many people have it. The characteristics are still there, it’s not a big deal to make fun of or laugh at, and just watch the fun.
Someone in the crowd began to shout, "Mom, Dad, it turns out you and that dog are a couple, and they have a deep love for each other."
"My baby is a talented person, and you are also charming. You look like a perfect match at first glance."
"Childhood sweethearts, we raise eyebrows together. I wish you a son soon and grow old together."
The education level of the Ming Empire shocked Wang Bushit. Isn't it a little too low? The basic knowledge of reproductive science has not been popularized. Humans and dogs can have children. I have never heard of it even in folk anecdotes. This is not the case in Liaozhai. Writing, of course, Wang Budie doesn't mind adding fuel to the fire.
"Yes, Mom, I am very lonely by myself, and I also want to have brothers and sisters. Our family is rich and we are not afraid of family planning. You and your father should work hard. I heard that there is a medicine from the Medical Miracle Doctor that is not only long-lasting, but also long-lasting. It also has the effect of assisting pregnancy, you might as well give it a try," Wang Busheng advised, taking the opportunity to advertise the miracle doctor.
"Woof woof" two dog barks.
"Hahaha, look, your husband-in-law has agreed." Another group of people laughed.
"I say to this aunt, just agree to your child's only request. The happiest thing is to have a full family. We are not afraid of family planning."
Sure enough, the director's bowl of lunch was not wasted. The extras gave full play to their role. Not only did they edit the lines, but their expressions and movements were also on point. It can be said that everyone is a born actor.
He is older and has seen a lot, but this is the first time that Mr. Qian has seen people being ignored in this way, humans and dogs. This is harder to accept than calling people beasts. With a light beard, I am happy for Wang Bushit's wit, and even more pleased that Wang Bushit has no bottom line and no shame. This kind of character is very suitable for officialdom. Only by being more shameless than others can you be a greater official than others. Mr. Qian was extremely happy, and even the pain in his legs disappeared without a trace.
The extras were very dedicated and dedicated, adding fuel and firewood, and the small flame Wang Busheng lit burned quickly. Finally the dog owner broke out.
He pointed at the crowd and yelled, "What the hell are you poor devils doing? You are married to a dog. Your whole family was born of dogs. If you continue to talk nonsense, I will kill you with money."
No one was too lazy to answer the dog owner's question, "Don't farts smell bad? Do they have other flavors?" This is a bit of common sense, and it seems like they haven't read a book. Of course, many people hope that dog owners will keep their word and smash them to death with money. They are not afraid of pain or death.
Life is worse than death, so how can we fear death?
People who quarrel always want to use all their trump cards. The only idea is to overwhelm the other party and make him quit. It is best to kowtow and apologize, but of course not call mom.
The dog owner continued, "Get out of here. I can tell you that my uncle's daughter's cousin's cousin is the prison director of Songjiang Prefecture. If you stay here again, I will arrest you."
Everyone is a good citizen. Although many of them are also retired cadres of the Ming Empire, they probably have heard of the prestigious Songjiang Prefecture Prison. They eat people without spitting out their bones. They pluck their feathers from wild geese. They only recognize money but not people. Once you enter the prison cell, you will do it yourself. It was difficult not to break the bank, but soon everyone was in disarray. It was hard to imagine that these old men and women were so old and still so light on their feet. They were indeed masters at grabbing groceries in the supermarket.
When other people mentioned Songjiang Prefecture Prison, they were like a mouse seeing a cat. They were very frightened. But when Wang Busheng heard it, he felt a sense of intimacy. He hadn't been there for a long time and missed it very much, especially the special service inside. Customers are God. The feeling made Wang Bushit very comfortable.
When everyone was gone, the dog owner returned his gaze to Wang Busheng, "He has sharp teeth and a sharp mouth. Hehe, wait here, kid. I guarantee you won't see the sun tomorrow."
Of course, killing is illegal. It’s also impossible for dog owners to do it themselves.
Take out your mobile phone and sow the unforgettable string of numbers in your heart.
The call was quickly answered, "Hello"
"Hey, cousin, it's me"
There was a brief silence on the other end of the phone, and after a while he said, "Cousin, please don't contact me again after not seeing each other for many years. I just want you to be well as time goes by, and I hope you live a happy life."
"Hey, cousin, don't hang up the phone in a hurry. I'm asking you to do me a favor. I want to make someone disappear forever. Just this once, I promise I will never bother you again."
After pondering for a long time, his cousin Li Zuozuo, the criminal director, replied, "Okay, I'll send someone over."
The dog owner reported his address and quickly hung up the phone without any nostalgia.
The dog owner is Li Xuanzuo's lifelong pain, and his cousins are childhood sweethearts, a perfect match. Li Xuanzuo and the dog owner have been childhood sweethearts since childhood. Even when playing games, the two of them pretend to be husband and wife. They have always regarded each other as their significant other and loved each other. When the eleven or twelve-year-old children were still using urine and mud, the two completed their transformation from boy to man and girl to woman in the sheepfold. .
The two children, who had eaten the forbidden fruit for the first time, tasted the beauty of such an activity for the first time. Soon they couldn't help themselves. While other children of the same age were still playing hide-and-seek house, the two were already playing. After playing adult games, their happiness liquid also flowed on the hillsides, in the grass, and even on the difficult trees.
Of course, the child's knowledge of physiology was zero, and soon the two of them had the fruit of happiness. It's just a pity that the child knew nothing and did not take any protective measures. You must know that the child who has just formed is very fragile, so it is pitiful. The child was retraveled before taking the first breath of air in the human world, again and again. This happened countless times in the past few years. This is also an important reason why Li Jingzuo cannot last long and the dog owner is infertile. .
Of course, first love is beautiful, because it is an emotional investment without benefits. It may be love at first sight, or it may be love that grows over time. The dog owner and Li Jingzuo may have both. It is just a pity that everyone's first love is basically a tragedy. , the two were forced to separate, because they were both the only children in the family, and they both shouldered the important task of continuing the family.
Since we are separated, don't have any contact, don't even think of memories. When each other is well, it will be a sunny day.
A good man doesn't want to be a soldier, and a good man doesn't want to get involved in a lawsuit. Mr. Qian couldn't help but advise, "If you don't die, please leave quickly. Don't worry, I'll be fine."
"Mr. Qian, don't worry, I'll be fine. I'll take you to the hospital first. Your injury is important." Before Qian Lao could refuse, Wang Bushu picked up Mr. Qian and walked to the nearby medical center.
Mr. Qian had no time to refuse, and his face was already red with embarrassment. This princess hug was not suitable for him.
"It's not that easy if you want to run away." The dog owner followed closely.
Wang Bushit didn't bother to talk to her, and soon arrived at the medical center. Not to mention that the owner of the medical center was also very smart and wanted to open the medical center here. There were many old people who exercised here every day. Of course, they broke their legs and sprained them every day. There were also many waists, so there were many patients inside, including a few who had just watched the excitement. They probably fell because they were running too fast.
Mr. Qian's injury is a skin injury, but being bitten by a dog is also a very dangerous thing. However, it is not a serious problem with a simple bandage and injection. However, the doctors at the medical clinic are very conscientious and insist on Mr. Qian. Hospitalization for observation for at least one week.
"That's him, take him away quickly."
The dog owner pointed at Wang Busheng and said.
Any yamen staff is so slow and takes so long to come. Wang Busheng had already waited for Qian Laotan to lie down. When he saw the person coming, he couldn't help but feel happy. The person coming was none other than his old acquaintance - Guan Chajia.
"It's you. If you confess, you will be lenient. If you resist, you will be severely punished. You have the right to remain silent, but every word you say will become evidence in court."
Well, okay, still very professional.
Mr. Qian hurriedly took Wang Busui's hand and wanted to persuade him. Wang Bushu comforted him and said, "Don't worry, Mr. Qian, I will be fine. We are all acquaintances."
"Don't worry, I owe you a favor. You'll be fine."
Um, okay, this scene is a bit disharmonious. The scene of deep love between husband and wife should not appear between men and women.
Wang Busheng stood up and walked towards the yamen servant, without any resistance, and stretched out his hand very skillfully.
"Haha, it turns out it's you. Long time no see. What did you do?" Guan Chajia also recognized Wang Busheng and asked.
This is what the eldest master personally confessed. The crime should be quite serious this time, this is what Guan Chajia thought in his heart.
"He insulted me," the dog owner said first.
"You insulted her?" Guan Cha Jia pointed at the dog owner in disbelief and asked Xiang Wang Bu Die,
"No, no, no, it's disrespectful to women at best. I'm picky about food, and I can't eat something like this." Wang Busheng hurriedly explained. He was afraid that others would misunderstand his eyes or taste.
To be honest, people like dog owners still have difficulty finding a partner even in the 21st century, of course, if money is not considered.
"Who are you talking about? I don't like a woman like you." Although he is young, the dog owner doesn't like him either. He has no reason and is inexperienced.
"Thank you for being so noble and compassionate."
Everyone's attention has also shifted here. There are two good shows in the morning, so everyone is not bored.
"You, you, you" the dog owner couldn't express. He took a few deep breaths to calm down and said, "You can yell now, but you will cry later."
He looked at Guan Chajia with gentle eyes and said, "Master Guan."
Officer A hurriedly took a few steps back and hurriedly waved his hand, "No, no, I'm picky about food too."
The dog owner was not embarrassed at all and kept smiling, "Thank you, sir, for your hard work. You must not let this bad guy go. The best thing to do is to skin him and fill him with grass, or to put him to death late."
"Uh, ah." The official looked at the dog owner in disbelief, and then Wang Busheng. It goes without saying that he didn't insult her. What a hatred. Could it be bondage and abuse?
Well, Wang Bu Die can’t explain it.
