There are bacteria in chicken blood, and you will get sick if you drink it. If you are unlucky and take a mouthful of chicken blood, many people will report to the King of Hell. Although Wang Busheng is a time traveler and has a superhuman appetite, his body It is still very ordinary, and it is not immune to all poisons. It will hurt if you are beaten, and the underworld will accept it if you seek death. Therefore, Wang Bushi decisively rejected this extremely unhygienic way of seeking death.
"Why?" Wu Shanchang said he didn't understand why the king refused to die and drank chicken blood. Drinking chicken blood was a necessary process for the ancients to become brothers. Just like foot washing and massage cannot just be foot washing and massage, that service must also be arranged on the schedule.
"Because it contains bacteria, you will get sick if you drink it." Of course, Wang Busui couldn't explain clearly what kind of disease he would get, and he had no obligation to popularize it.
Wu Shanchang was very confused about what bacteria were. It was hard to believe that this was the age gap.
"Okay, I've just eaten and I probably can't drink the chicken blood, so I won't drink the chicken blood." In the end, Wu Shanchang compromised. As long as he was sincere, it was okay not to drink the chicken blood.
The captain in Jinyi outside the door didn't want to go, and he didn't want to go either. He lingered for a long time and couldn't help asking, "Sir, do you want to catch the chicken?"
"Why don't you arrest them?" Wu Shanchang looked at his men as if they were looking at fools, "If we don't drink chicken blood, we can eat meat."
The captain suddenly realized what he was doing. He slapped his head and "got the order" and trotted away. Naturally, his purpose was to catch chickens.
Um, okay, this is the nature of Jinyiwei, civilized law enforcement is difficult.
Taking Wang Busheng's hand, Wu Shanchang laughed, "Haha, brother, we can forget it if we don't drink chicken blood, but we must worship this heaven and earth."
"To worship heaven and earth, shouldn't we worship Second Master Guan?" Wang Bushi couldn't help but ask, is this the custom of the Ming Empire? Second Master Guan has successfully been laid off from the profession of witnessing sworn vows.
"Brother, it doesn't matter. These are all small details, and worshiping heaven and earth is the same," Wu Shanchang insisted.
Wang Bushuang thought with his toes that the person he worshiped for the first time would be a man, and he was not as handsome as him. It's just okay, he is a Jinyiwei, and he must have a bad temper. If he doesn't agree, it will be enough to go to his store for health inspections every day, so it's better not to provoke him.
The sworn sworn ceremony is still very complicated, but here everything is reduced. There is no chicken blood, no yellow paper, and no incense table and incense candles. There are only two sincere brothers.
"I, Wu Shanchang"
"I, the king will never die"
"Now we will become brothers of the opposite sex, share weal and woe, live in wealth and honor, and never forget each other. We don't want to be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, but we want to die in the same year, the same month, and the same day."
You were born before I was born, and I was born before you were old. You hated me for being born late, and I hated you for being born early. As a eldest brother who can be his own father, it is definitely impossible to be born in the same year, same month, and same day, but to die in the same year, same month, and same day, Wouldn't he be at a disadvantage? Wang Busheng expressed his unwillingness.
Looking at Wang Budie eagerly, looking forward to his vow, for a while, Wu Shanchang couldn't help but asked, "Brother, recite it after your brother. You don't want to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day, but you want to die in the same year, the same month and the same day."
Wang Bushit was a little confused. Looking at Wu Shanchang with countless expectant eyes, Wang Bushit could only say helplessly, "I don't want to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day, but I want to make a fortune together in the same year, the same month and the same day."
As a person in the 21st century, Wang Budie is also an atheist. Science can explain everything. However, since time travel happened to him, Wang Budie has always been a little afraid of gods. Good spirits do not work and bad spirits do not work. Moreover, he has just The sworn eldest brother is still engaged in a high-risk profession like Jin Yiwei. His head is always hanging on his waist, his life is not guaranteed, and death can happen at any time. Wang Bu is afraid of death and does not want to die.
"Well, let's make a fortune together"?
"That's right, Brother Wu, isn't it true that people live to get rich? It's unlucky to mention death on this great day."
"Brother, don't say that. We are officials to serve the Holy Father and the people." Wu Shanchang explained, his face was not red and his heart was not beating. This pretense would never be lower than ninety.
"Haha, the eldest brother only cares about the people and serves the people. The younger brother admires me so much. If all the officials in the Ming Empire are like the eldest brother, dedicated to the court and the people, why should the Ming Empire be unhappy?" Talking nonsense to others and lying to ghosts, Wang Budie doesn't mind flattering him a bit, after all, it doesn't cost anything.
"Haha, if you don't make decisions for the people when you are an official, why don't you go home and sell sweet potatoes to eat the emperor's salary? Naturally, you have to do things that are loyal to the emperor." Wu Shanchang changed his voice and continued, "So, brother, you have to change this, let's work together It's okay to make a fortune by thinking about it in your mind, but it's wrong to say it out loud. The gods in the sky are all high-quality talents, and they will be unhappy when you mention those things that smell like gold."
"Well, I still need to change my career." Wang Bushit was a little reluctant, "Why don't you change your profession?"
"Brother, I can agree not to drink chicken blood, but I can't listen to you when it comes to dealing with gods." Well, everyone has his own personal insistence.
"Okay, I'll change. I don't want to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day, but I want to die in the same year, the same month and the same day." At this moment, Wang Busui felt desolate and sad. He died on the same day, same year, same month, and he suffered a big loss.
"Haha, good brother, as evidenced by heaven and earth, if you do anything to disgrace your brother, it will be like, like." Wu Shanchang got up and searched in the room for a long time, and finally looked at the willow table. As fast as lightning, the sword came out. Pin, the knife struck the table, sawdust flew instantly, and the table was broken into two halves.
"Like this table".
At this moment, Wang Bu Die should say something about the good sword, but now Wang Bu Die is distracted.
The sentences similar to Ru in Wang Bu's scattered memory are all metaphors, and their general meaning is to make an analogy. Who would have thought that Old Wu would be so sincere that he would actually smash his own table into pieces? He only had a few taels of silver, and it was not his money that he dared to spend his money on.
With sadness, Wang Bu Shou picked up a piece of sawdust and said with great excitement, "Brother, that's all it takes. How can you really split the table? The table is innocent."
"Um, ah, eldest brother is a little excited, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Wu Shanchang was a little embarrassed. Making a sworn vow was a very solemn matter. It was indeed not good to use a knife or a gun.
"The result of your discourtesy is that I will lose money," Wang Busui murmured in his heart. Looking at the embroidered spring knife in Wu Shanchang's hand, Wang Bushu had an urgent desire to use it as compensation for himself.
"Haha, big brother is so happy today" Wu Shanchang laughed,
Wang Busheng took a few steps back in disgust, saliva splashing on his face, "Big brother, little brother is also happy."
In any case, having a Jinyi Qianhu as your eldest brother will bring you both harm and benefit if you don’t die. If you are bullied, you can report your eldest brother’s name. My eldest brother is Jinyiwei Qianhu. If you want to bully others, you can do the same. Tell me your eldest brother's name, let alone the fifth-grade military attache of the current dynasty, which is still very useful in the world of Songjiang Mansion.
Wu Shanchang affectionately pulled Wang Bushit over and put his arm around his shoulders. Wu Shanchang continued, "Brother, today is the day when we become sworn brothers. Of course, the eldest brother has to prepare a meeting ceremony."
"Meeting gift, brother is really too polite." Wang Bushu was a little embarrassed. It didn't matter whether it was a gift or not, as long as he could pay for the damaged table. The good officials in the Ming Empire were not rich, and Wang Bushu still knew it.
"Here comes someone, bring your things." Wu Shanchang called to the captain outside the door.
Soon a school captain ran in and handed Wu Shanchang some pieces of paper. "Sir, what you want".
"Could it be the bill for the gift? I heard that the ancients liked to write the specific amount of the gift on paper when giving gifts," Wang Busui guessed in his heart. Looking at these pieces of paper, he saw that the number of gifts was quite large. Wang Busui was very happy. , It’s really nice to have a big brother.
Putting his hand on Wang Busheng's hand, Wu Shanchang patted Wang Busheng's shoulder, smiled mysteriously and said, "Brother, I will borrow flowers to offer to Buddha. From now on, these things will be yours."
"Brother, you gave me such a big gift when we met for the second time. I'm scared." Wang Bushi firmly held these pieces of paper that probably represented countless wealth. Of course, he was scared and worried about the possibility of sending them back. Or not, after all, I am a victim of losses, and it is only natural that I should be compensated.
"Haha, this is not my thing. Brother, I also use other people's things as gifts." Wu Shanchang smiled heartily. Wu Shanchang is really happy to have a brother like Wang Bushit. Regardless of the forces behind Wang Bushit, Miss Zhang and her alcoholic master are powerful figures. There will be many benefits for him in the future. The most important thing is that Wu Shanchang will meet him. There is always a sense of intimacy when seeing the king without death, just like seeing his own child. Could this be the legendary love at first sight?
After all, the amount of gifts given by Jinyiwei was not small. After all, they were the emperor's personal soldiers. Giving less gifts would be a slap in the face of the current emperor. Wang Bushit couldn't wait to open the paper. The string of numbers he imagined did not appear, but a series of numbers. Piles of text.
He looked at Wu Shanchang with confusion, "Brother, this is,,"
"Land deed" Wu Shanchang gave Wang Busui the answer.
"Land Deed"!
"Yes, it's the land deed of the store next door," Wu Shanchang then explained what happened in detail.
It turns out that this cattle shopkeeper is not only very arrogant, but also does business by forcing people to buy and sell, and he also passes it off as quality. Many customers who bought his products suffered from headaches, fever, and diarrhea after eating them. Last year, there were even cases of A death incident was just settled by the godfather of the hundred households, who was the boss of Niu. He did not abide by the business rules and destroyed the business order. These are all small problems. To put it bluntly, in this world, people who laugh at poverty do not laugh at prostitution. People will only envy those who have money, and never ask whether the money is legitimately obtained or whether it is earned from evil intentions. Therefore, when Shopkeeper Niu gets rich through illegal means, no one will despise him or even sympathize with him. Click back, bad luck. To be honest, these are all small details.
Who would have thought that Jin Yiwei conducted an in-depth investigation and found out an even more sensational piece of news. Whether it was because of his dim eyesight or his temper, Shopkeeper Niu actually raped Ms. Niu when she was still young. You must know that she was his biological daughter. As a father, if he does such an animal thing, everyone will scorn and criticize him.
"Businesskeeper Niu is having sex with his own daughter, brother, what you said is true." Wang Bushi couldn't believe this kind of gossip.
"It's absolutely true, and both parties involved personally admitted it."
"Isn't this relationship a bit too messy? When I have a child from now on, should I call him daddy or sister?" Wang Busheng was very confused. This kind of thing had been heard in the 21st century, but in ancient times, when Confucianism ruled, such immoral things would still happen. This is really inappropriate.
"Fortunately, they took measures and did not give birth to a child, otherwise it would be really messy."
"Then what does this land deed mean?"
"The hush money is money. Shopkeeper Niu is also afraid that the matter will be exposed and he will not be able to see his fellow villagers again, and his daughter will not be able to find a partner, so he uses the land deed as a bargaining chip to keep my mouth shut," Wu Shanchang explained.
"You agreed"? Wang Busheng asked.
"I didn't agree. As a defender of the Ming Dynasty's laws, I naturally seek truth from facts, enforce the law impartially, and defend the dignity of the law. How could I betray my personality for some petty profits?" Wu Shanchang's charisma once again blinded Wang Busheng.
"Then this land deed"? Wang BuShi was even more confused. Wang BuShi felt that he had a big problem communicating with the officials of the Ming Empire.
"He insisted on giving it, and I didn't say I would agree."
"Well, okay, it's really Jin Yiwei."
"Brother, sign your name and this house will be yours."
Wu Shanchang reminded,
"No, brother, I can't accept this gift." Wang Busheng refused. If it was some gold, silver, money, and silk, Wang Busheng would have accepted it, but the house was stolen property. Who knows whether he would be involved in a lawsuit in the future? Although the brocade clothes, money and silk may also be stolen goods, they are unmarked after all, but the house is not the same, it belongs to real estate. It’s also physical evidence.
"Brother, just accept it if I ask you to do so. I don't know how to do business, brother, so it's useless to keep it," Wu Shanchang said generously. Using other people's things as gifts, Wu Shanchang said there was no pressure. If you ask yourself to spend money to buy gifts, you are not poor.
"Brother, I really can't accept it. This gift is too expensive." Although shopkeeper Niu's shop is smaller than Wang Busheng's, the market price is still worth ten or twenty thousand taels. I heard that Zhu Chongba stipulated that anyone who embezzled sixty taels would be punished. Beheading, the more than 10,000 taels are not enough even if you have a few lives.
"Hey, brother, don't be polite. Just accept it if you are asked to do so. I am not looking down on my elder brother." Wu Shanchang was angry. There is no reason why a gift cannot be given away.
Seeing that Wu Shanchang was angry, Wang Busui swallowed carefully. Wang Busui was always polite to those who had soldiers under his command. Well, if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell? At worst, he will be a good man again in eighteen years.
"Okay, okay, brother, I'll take it. I can't take it." Wang Bushi obediently wrote his name on the land deed.
"That's right, that makes sense. Hey, brother, your handwriting is really bad. Come on, be more formal and put your fingerprints on it."
"Uh, okay," Wang Bushu compromised. He was like the honest Yang Bailao who had boarded Huang Shiren's pirate ship.
"Okay, brother, this house will be yours from now on. Please keep the title deed well." Wu Shanchang stood up and gave Wang Busui a hug again, "Brother, I'm busy with official duties, so I won't stay long, so I'll go ahead. , if you have any trouble, just give me your name as big brother."
Wang Bushi felt that these words were the only human words Wu Shanchang said today. In the future, he would rely on him to bully the good. However, Wu Shanchang said that "big brother will go first", which made Wang Bushi feel uneasy and couldn't help but remind him, "Brother, pay attention." Safety".
"Eldest brother knows, but brother won't send it away." Wu Shanchang waved his hand and walked down the steps.
"Sir, it's not good." As soon as he stepped down the steps, a captain ran over and shouted, "Sir, the car is out of gas."
It turns out that Wu Shanchang drove here specially to show off and to boost his brother's reputation today.
He slapped the captain on the head and said, "How could there be no gas? Didn't I just fill up the gas when I came here? Did I ask you to secretly take it and sell it?"
The captain rubbed his head aggrievedly, "Sir, I was wronged. You forgot, because we didn't have enough money, we only added half the fuel."
Well, okay, the oil for half journey is naturally only enough for half journey, so just come and don’t care about delivery.
Looking awkwardly at Wang Busheng on the steps, Wu Shanchang asked awkwardly, "Brother, can you borrow some money?"
