As for whether eunuchs grow hair below, it remains to be verified, and there are no specific documents on this aspect. However, it has been scientifically certified that eunuchs do not grow beards. Without that thing, there is no way to secrete male hormones, and naturally there will be no Grow a beard.
If you are a eunuch, you don't have a beard. If you have a beard, you are definitely not a eunuch. This makes sense.
Hearing this was like adding salt to Hao Liande's wounds. He wanted to kill someone. Since he became the commander of the Royal Guards, no one has dared to reveal his scars for many years. Today, he met him, and he was also his colleague. .
As a loser, you must have the awareness of a loser. If you humiliate your ministers and die, your leader will be insulted. If you are still indifferent, it can only mean that you are very incompetent as a loser.
But this time Hao Liande left the palace, the losers around him must have been carefully selected. They must not only be strong in martial arts, but also have sharp eyesight. Before Hao Liande could say anything, the two scoundrels shouted angrily, "How dare you be disrespectful to your Majesty."
Wu Shanchang and others have all been on the battlefield, and they may have seen more dead people than you have seen women. As the saying goes, they are not scared.
Before Wu Shanchang could speak, Lao Duan and Lao Guo pulled out their embroidered spring knives and shouted, "You are so brave. You dare to pretend to be the commander. You are impatient."
The smell of gunpowder is very strong, and war is about to break out.
As a native of Yingtian Mansion, he is naturally arrogant and looks down on his colleagues in Shangoogou.
The two losers also pulled out their Xiuchundao. His eyes were very unbeatable.
There are many fakers, and they have been around since ancient times, but it is the first time that the fakers have been done to Jin Yiwei, and he is a leader like the commander, let alone in ancient and modern times.
Wu Shanchang carefully looked at the gold characters on it. He didn't mind whether there was any bacteria on the waistband. He put it in his mouth and bit it. It didn't look like it was fake. He was even more doubtful. "Tell me, what do you want to do by pretending to be Jin Yiwei?" ? There is also the idea of taking the other party for interrogation. Anyone who dares to pretend to be the commander of the Jin Yiwei must have a huge conspiracy.
Hao Liande's pride was hurt and he was in a bad mood. He sneered at the corner of his mouth, "See if this badge is real or fake!"
"The badge is real, but the person is fake." Wu Shanchang replied that the waistband of the Jinyiwei commander is made of pure gold and is carefully crafted by craftsmen from the Manufacturing Bureau of the Ministry of Industry. Not to mention that outside craftsmen dare not, their skills are still far behind. Besides, Jinyiwei's reputation has always been It's very bad. You are a rat crossing the street. People have already greeted you for eighteen generations from the bottom of their hearts. Basically, no one who wants face is willing to fuck Jin Yiwei, and few people are willing to mention their status as Jin Yiwei when they go out. How could someone pretend to be a Jinyiwei? Wouldn't this bring shame to our ancestors?
"Yes, you are fake." Old Duan and Boss Guo also agreed, "Commander Hao Lian, we have met him before. He is white and beardless, and handsome, unlike you, who is listless and even his beard is trimmed." together".
As a scholar and the last number one scholar in the Shun Dynasty, he naturally has the qualities of a scholar. His expression remained unchanged despite the collapse of Mount Tai. But now Hao Liande was angry. Just now he just felt the wound hurt, but now he feels distressed. Let’s forget it for now. After teaching these dogs a lesson, Hao Liande was angry. Don't do anything until you can't spit anything ivory out of your mouth.
With just one look, the two scoundrels understood their master's intention. They drew their knives and rushed towards Lao Duan and Guo, muttering, "If you call me a slut, I will castrate you and make you an eunuch today."
Hao Liande's body trembled and he felt bad. Well, they didn't mean it.
The two losers are also top-notch masters in the world, and Lao Duan and Boss Guo also crawled over from the corpse mountain and the sea of blood. They are lucky and more capable. Although their martial arts skills are a little worse, they have enough experience in actual combat and can use their skills. They were all killing moves, and the four of them were inseparable from each other.
Hao Liande looked at the battlefield and saw that everyone was fighting vigorously. Firstly, it was hard to tell who was better, and the two masters he had brought were obviously weak and would probably suffer losses if the fight continued for a long time.
Wu Shanchang didn't have much to worry about. Lao Duan and Boss Guo were his brothers of life and death for many years, and their subordinates also had real abilities. After a few glances, Wu Shanchang could guarantee that those two were no match for his brothers.
Turning his attention to Hao Liande again, Wu Shanchang suddenly took action, changed his shape and took small steps. He didn't know which method he used, but he arrived in front of Hao Liande in the blink of an eye.
After all, Hao Liande was a scholar. He had only learned literature but not martial arts, so he was naturally unable to defend himself. He just instinctively took a step back. If you want to reach out and push Wu Shanchang away, well, this is a common method used by women.
Wu Shanchang did not want to teach Hao Liande a lesson, but to relieve the doubts in his heart, he used the most obscene move in the world to attack Hao Liande's crotch.
"Well", Wu Shanchang was disappointed, "There really is nothing." After searching carefully again, and excluding small possibilities, it seems that there really isn't one.
Even if he is pretending to be the commander of the Royal Guards, it is impossible for such a dedicated actor to cut off his own things to play a eunuch.
Wu Shanchang looked very unhappy. He raised his hand tremblingly and gently lifted Hao Liande's beard. As expected, one side was raised.
Poof, Wu Shanchang knelt on the ground, "Sir, I was wrong. Those who don't know are not guilty. Give me a way to survive."
He doesn't expose his shortcomings when picking up others, and he doesn't slap people in the face when he hits him. Wu Shanchang's slap was really loud.
When Lao Duan and Boss Guo, who were still fighting, saw Wu Shanchang's actions, their hearts skipped a beat. Excluding the possibility that this pretending commander master practiced the Sunflower Book and became a martial arts master, Master Qianhu's actions can only mean that what he said is true, otherwise why would Master Qianhu kneel down to him.
Sheathing their swords, the two of them retreated from the battlefield and knelt down obediently behind Wu Shanchang. Damn, you are in big trouble.
It was very difficult for the two losers to persevere. They never thought that such an inconspicuous little character was not a mortal. It is estimated that they might die under the opponent's knife if they didn't even get half a stick of incense.
Seeing the two of them stop. The two of them also retreated, and then stood on Hao Liande's left and right.
There was a fire burning in Hao Liande's heart. Today's experience was even more humiliating than the knife he received decades ago.
He gritted his teeth and said, "Wu Shanchang, I haven't seen you for a few years. Your courage is getting stronger."
"Sir, this is all a misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding. Old Wu, I drank horse urine and was confused, so I didn't recognize you," Wu Shanchang explained hurriedly, lowering his head.
"Humph, it's all an excuse to insult Shangguan. What kind of crime is this?"
"Spanking, one hundred and eight spanks." Wu Shanchang's forehead began to sweat.
Spanking is the most favorite court battle among civil servants. It is the most effective and direct way to become famous and increase experience points. Therefore, many civil servants are embarrassed to chat with others if they have not been spanked. It is said that among civil servants nowadays There is a popular rule in the Ming Dynasty. Dinner parties are not ranked by official position, but by the number of times you are spanked. The more times you are spanked, it shows your loyalty to the Ming Empire. If you are the Prime Minister of the Ming Dynasty, Wei Zheng, you will naturally be seated at the front. .
However, Jin Yiwei's spanking is also different from the tickling of those civil servants. It is a real spanking, and apart from being poor, the captain in Jin Yiwei has endless strength. It is so powerful that if it does not contain any water, it will basically A Jinyiwei spanking can last for ten spanks. Thirty spanks are enough to kill a person. A fierce man like Wang Shouren who is still alive and kicking after being spanked for more than a hundred spanks has spent five thousand years in China. After one came out, Wu Shanchang was confident that he was not as strong as Mr. Wang.
Thinking of this, Wu Shanchang's anus began to tighten unconsciously.
"It's good to know,"
Hearing that their elders were about to be beaten, Lao Duan and Mr. Guo hurriedly stepped forward and begged for mercy, "Sir, please spare our adults. Our adults are old. How can they withstand more than a hundred sticks? Look at it." How about we share the burden? We are thick-skinned and thick-skinned, so we can bear it."
Looking at Lao Duan and Lao Guo in disbelief, Hao Liande said, "It seems that you two are not too young."
"No, we are just older. In fact, we are only twenty-eight, no, only eighteen."
Hao Liande's face turned ugly again. To grow up like them at the age of eighteen would make many real eighteen-year-old children lose themselves and not be able to recognize themselves. I don't know how high the sky is, I feel like I am Pan An Songyu.
"No, sir, I made the mistake. It's none of their business. I accept the punishment. Please let them go." Wu Shanchang hurriedly explained. ,
"No, my lord, please spank us."
"Hit me",
Sure enough, getting spanked has become a hot fashion.
"Shut up, you guys are just acting." Pointing at the group of his subordinates, Hao Liande said, "Why have you fallen so low as to be as shameless as those civil servants?"
"Well, okay, I have indeed fallen." Wu Shanchang and others couldn't help but agree with Hao Liande's words. In terms of shamelessness, Jin Yiwei will never be able to keep up with those civil servants.
"Get out". Hao Liande ordered.
Lao Duan and Lao Guo looked pitifully at Wu Shanchang with some sympathy, then left the door silently, praying in their hearts.
Looking at the two masters beside him, Hao Liande shouted angrily, "What are you doing here? Get out."
"Ah, oh"
Only Hao Liande and Wu Shanchang were left in the room. Hao Liande walked to the chair, wiped it, and then the table.
Wu Shanchang turned around obediently, and then knelt in front of Hao Liande, "Sir, I know I was wrong." A good death is worse than a dead life. Wu Shanchang doesn't want to die, let alone die from having a butt blossom. This seems a bit too tragic.
"Now I know I was wrong, it's too late." Hao Liande said, "Stretch out your hand" as he dismissed Wu Shanchang. His former Zepao men were all old.
When you do something wrong, you have to admit it. Wu Shanchang obediently stretched out his hand and said, "I told you to talk nonsense, and I told you that a dog's mouth cannot spit out ivory."
Well, okay, as expected of someone who used to be engaged in cultural undertakings, I always carry a ruler with me when I go out.
Although he is a royal eunuch and a royal guard commander, Hao Liande is not that noble and domineering. If he is insulted, he will compensate for it with the blood of the other party. Hao Liande has not killed anyone for many years. It can be said that he is the kindest one among the commanders of the Jin Yiwei. Although the people under his command still do all kinds of evil, they have never killed anyone in the presence of blood. If you don't care about those little details, so will the Jin Yiwei. Civilized law enforcement unit.
Therefore, it is impossible for Hao Liande to really spank Wu Shanchang, not to mention that he is a scholar, is not young anymore, and his physical strength cannot keep up.
Hitting the palm of your hand more than a hundred times is also exhausting. It was just a dozen symbolic times. Hao Liande stopped and said, "Hmph, I just want to teach you a lesson today. Next time, I will recommend it to the Lord." , let you take over as the eunuch of the royal horse supervisor."
Although Wu Shanchang dreamed of being promoted and contributing his last light and heat to the Ming Empire, he was not qualified for the position of imperial eunuch.
Wu Shanchang took back his painful palm and waved hastily, "No, no, I don't want to be a eunuch."
"Well, what did you say?" Hao Liande's expression turned ugly again.
"Uh, no, no, I'm a low-ranking official with few talents and little knowledge. It's really hard for me to fill this position. I would like to ask you to hire someone more capable."
The eunuch in the palm of the Royal Horse Guard is the celebrity around the emperor. It can also be said that one person is inferior to ten thousand people. There is only one requirement, that he must be an eunuch. As the only male in the palace besides the emperor, one more thing is always It would make the emperor feel insecure.
"Stop talking nonsense, I'm not here to talk to you today."
Um, okay, I won't bullshit you, for fear of hurting your self-esteem.
"Why is there no one on duty outside the door?" Hao Liande asked. As a court unit, standing guard on duty is something that must be insisted on.
"Sir, you don't know something. Because the court has not paid wages for a long time, many brothers have been unable to solve the problem at home. They have to go to work during the day and can only go out to do part-time jobs at night to earn some money to support their families."
"Well, the imperial court also has its own difficulties. Brothers, please hold on for a while longer."
