Late nights and long dreams will always make loneliness intoxicating.
The autumn breeze and autumn nights are cool, and it’s hard to sleep alone with solitary lamps and shadows.
But now Wang Bushit doesn't feel lonely at all, because with the companionship of his mobile phone, although it has fewer functions, it is still more than enough to talk to someone and flirt with girls. It is much better than being a pen pal who only needs to write one letter a month to get back and forth.
"Dear Xiao Tiantian, are you asleep?" Wang Bushit, who was holding his mobile phone, was like a naughty boy who got a new toy. He started playing with it again and sent a message.
Soon the other end of the message came back.
"I haven't slept yet, I just lay down."
"Why don't you rest? After a tiring day, rest early so you can be energetic tomorrow."
"I was trying to fall asleep, but I was woken up by your message,"
"Uh, do I have to say I'm sorry?"
"Hehe, Immortal Brother is teasing you. I didn't go to bed that early. I miss you."
"I miss you too, sincerely."
The night was very quiet, so quiet that you could hear each other's breathing. The young man who had just fallen in love was curious, excited, and more of a yearning for a person's short absence.
First love is the cleanest. There is no choice between family, wealth, knowledge, fame, and literary talent. Only I love you and you love me, because this is simple love. Just think about the other person and love the other person. You don’t have to worry about anything. Things that have nothing to do with it, simple love, simple longing, take your good night and sleep forever.
Young lovers always have endless things to say and endless topics to talk about. Wang Busheng didn't know when he fell asleep that night, and when he woke up in the morning, his cell phone was turned off.
Running out of battery on your phone is the same as forgetting to bring paper in the toilet. It is a very important thing. I hurriedly charged it and then turned it on. Fortunately, there were no missed calls or unread messages. As a man, especially if you only have In the case of two chat friends, Zhang Jinghui and Zhang Jingjun, it is very ungentlemanly to not answer the phone or reply to messages. Such people deserve to be unable to find a wife.
I sent a message to Zhang Jingjun, "Dear Xiao Tiantian, good morning, remember to miss me today." Then Wang Busui got up, rubbed his sleepy eyes, and stretched. It felt really bad to stay up late. His whole body was weak and he had no energy at all. Moreover, people who stayed up late were more likely to die suddenly. For the sake of the prosperity of the country and the people living and working in peace and contentment, Wang Bushi decided "I must go to bed earlier next time."
The weather is getting colder, like animals entering hibernation. Everyone is too lazy to move, and there is no enthusiasm as before. As a boss who was in charge of food, housing and wages, Wang Bushi felt that these people were very heartless. Every minute and second they waste is their own money.
So Wang Busui decided to mobilize again, "Comrades and compatriots, a new day has begun. As a young generation with vigor, we must work hard so that we can reach the peak of our lives in the morning. Those who are timid and listless like you will be hibernating bears." The same is not possible, it is a waste of life. In order to be born right, you support your parents, so I decided to implement a reward and punishment system, rewards for hard work and fines for laziness."
"Ah, oh" Well, except for White Cat and Black Dog, everyone is not short of money. Fine, okay, whatever.
"It's so noisy in the morning, Master, you've entered menopause." It was obvious that Wang Busheng's noise made some people very unhappy, such as Zhu Wuyi who liked to sleep in.
"Xiao Zhu, humans! We can't be greedy and sleepy like you, like pigs."
"Well, Master, that's a shame."
"Shut up. If you keep nagging me, I'll chop you up and feed you to the pigs. Get to work quickly, otherwise everyone will stop eating today and lose weight." Wang Bu was angry. It's hard to do business now, so everyone has to work harder and unite as one.
Since the cleaning guy was replaced, the hygiene problem in Wang Bushit's shop has obviously improved. However, the sanitary conditions of the toilet were much worse. It didn't matter if Wang died, after all, he didn't stay in the toilet for long.
A cup of black tea and a few plates of snacks have become Wang Busheng's standard fare. Lying on the recliner in boredom, the days without earning money are really painful. Counting money every day makes your hands tired, but not counting money makes your heart tired.
The product is still the same as before. If you want to continue to expand sales, you must let everyone spread the word of mouth and spread it widely. Let everyone know about this product. If you want to eat snacks, you will first think of your product. However, with the current speed of news spreading in the Ming Empire, it is still very difficult for your products to be widely circulated in the Ming Empire, even in Songjiang Mansion.
It seemed that it was imminent to ask a celebrity to endorse it. The first thing to do was to capture the Songjiang Mansion. Something suddenly occurred to Wang Budie and he thought, "How about giving it a try first."
Wang Busui thought to himself, calling out to the white cat and black dog. The two of them also retired from their jobs of delivering jelly beans early. Now they have become Wang Busui's full-time bodyguards, and they also clean toilets part-time. When they heard that their young master At the sound of the sound, the white cat and black dog hurriedly threw away the poker in their hands and ran over in a hurry. From behind came the angry voice of Fu Jia, "You two bastards, I have three bombs in my hand."
As long as you are not allowed to pay for money, it doesn’t matter whether you are a white cat or a black dog, and you will be beaten and scolded. As the saying goes, being beaten and scolded will hurt your body. Paying for money will make you sad. The body can heal itself if it is injured. Sadness can only be soothed with a lot of money. The greater the amount. The greater the effect, the better, but unfortunately neither of them currently has a specific medicine.
"Master, what are your orders?" The two of them were groveling, much like the traitors in some anti-war dramas. They had shiny hair parted in the middle and bowed at 90 degrees. They adapted to the position of their young master's personal bodyguards very quickly.
Looking at the white cat and black dog with disgust, Wang Bushit covered his mouth and said, "Stay away from me."
"Uh, why"?
"The smell of lard is strong. From now on, I will smear your hair like a dog licking it and stuff you into a cesspit to see which one smells worse."
"Yes, young master, we will change it soon." The two of them also expressed their helplessness to a master who had a generation gap for the trend.
Wang Bushi continued, "Go and find a painter with higher skills. Master, I will also do advertising."
There is a fee for hiring celebrities to endorse, and celebrities who are too famous will have lower commercial value. If you want your products to become household names and become high-end products, it is best to hire celebrities such as Zhang Jingjun and Liang Chaoxian. However, Their price was too high, but now it’s better. It should be free to ask your wife to advertise, but it also costs money to place it on a TV station, and now the TV stations are all government-run departments, so basically there is no such thing as advertising. First of all, it will cost more money to have your ads broadcast on TV stations. At present, Wang Bu is short of nothing but money, so this plan can only be temporarily aborted, but Wang Bu is still coming up with a plan. He can make posters and distribute leaflets, just like the British public is searching for dogs in the city. Selling snacks all over the city should still be a good idea.
"Looking for a painter, why are you looking for a painter?" asked the white cat.
Naturally, the paintings of famous national masters are rare treasures, and they will not sell them easily. However, there are also some people who are not very famous, and they will sell their skills for business. They are the painters of the Ming Empire, and their job is to provide customers with They paint portraits, and the types of clients are also very complex. There are lovers who are getting married, young men and women, and some old couples who paint pictures to keep their memories. Of course, portraits of the dead are also among their services.
"Young master, I have my own uses. Just go and hire one. It's best to have one that is high-quality and cheap," Wang Busheng said. His little Tiantian was so pretty, so naturally he couldn't paint it too ugly, but if the price was too high, he would do it. He was upset because he was short of money.
"Master, I know a painter. I don't know whether the painting is beautiful or not, but the price is definitely cheap. And if the customer is you, Master, he probably doesn't need money either." The white cat smiled mysteriously.
“These days there are still unpaid workers.”
"Isn't it because the guest is you, the young master?" the white cat said with a wink.
"Haha, I didn't expect that young master, I would have such a high reputation among the people just a few days after I first entered Songjiang Mansion. I don't even have to pay for my purchases." Wang Bushit was very proud. Could it be that his aura as a male protagonist has finally exploded. Everyone loves her, flowers bloom, and she can basically do anything.
"Ha, yes, young master, Xiao Zhu Zhu has always regarded you as his idol. He just painted a few paintings and he dared to ask for money." Black Dog solved the mystery.
"You are talking about Xiao Zhu Zhu. Yes, he was painting when we first met him in the Tiancishan Town Prison. He is an art person and only painted a few paintings. He should be competent. It's no big deal if he doesn't paint well. Destroy his humanity." Wang Bushit ordered, "Go and find Xiao Zhu."
No one in the world is useless. For example, Zhu Wuji, who only knows how to eat and sleep, is somewhat useful. When he heard that his master needed him, Xiao Zhu came here at the speed of flying. Who said pigs can't go to the sky? , even if you dream of putting pigs on the moon, it can still come true.
"Master, what are your instructions? Just tell me, apprentice, I am still very capable. I can reach the sky to catch the moon, and I can swim down the five oceans to catch shrimps. No matter how big the difficulty is, just leave it to the apprentice. I guarantee that everything will be successful." The chest was shot It's quite loud. Zhu Wuyu is very confident.
"Um, what happened to Comrade Xiao Zhu today? Was he possessed by some god last night? He got timid. How about changing to a more challenging task?"
"Ahem, it's nothing serious." Wang Busheng cleared his throat. It was a bit insulting to borrow money from his apprentice. Wang Busheng, who had always been shameless, was a little shy at the moment. "Well, let's borrow some money, no. If it’s more, just give me a Qian’er or eight hundred taels.”
"Ouch, look at my head, I actually forgot that there was a chicken leftover yesterday that I haven't eaten yet. What a waste. Master will come back after I finish eating." After saying that, Zhu Wuyi wanted to run away. Feelings were feelings, so it was better not to talk about money. When Hao Liande left, he finally took some shamelessly. How can a man defend himself without money these days? How can he find a girlfriend to talk to.
"Go back, huh, you're exaggerating, you're going to burst. Who is the master? People who earn hundreds of taels of gold every day will care about your little money. I have other things to do with you."
"It has nothing to do with money"?
"It doesn't matter half a cent"
"Haha, that's good, that's good. Master, you don't know if anyone offers me money now, I will get tight."
They are connected by fate. It is estimated that every responsible man will have this hidden disease.
"I'll give you a simple task, draw a poster. You know Zhang Jingjun, it's the big star Zhang Jingjun."
"I know, I know, I'm still a member of Junjun's global fan club." Big stars have already become a prestigious profession, and even many princes, ministers, nobles and wealthy businessmen are their fans. Zhang Jingjun, a natural star, is a talented woman with both beauty and wisdom who only appears in tens of thousands of years. It is reasonable for her to have fans like a prince.
"You should leave the group"
"Why"? Zhu Wuyu was confused.
After thinking for a long time, Wang Busheng finally said, "You are ugly, and I am afraid that you will affect the overall appearance of the members of Junjun Global Fan Club."
"Well, is this a slap in the face? It's the kind that makes a sound." But okay, if you want to live in front of the master for a long time, you must have a strong heart that cannot be penetrated by thousands of arrows. face. People can't live just for looks, they have to think long-term.
"Haha, Master, you don't know yet, the white cat and the black dog are also members of the singing club." Zhu Wuju laughed loudly. He was a little bit different in appearance, but he was still better than the white cat and black dog.
"Nima, these two shameless people did such unscrupulous things behind my back. Then they skinned them and roasted them for little Zhu Zhu to eat."
"Human flesh, okay, it should be a very good choice."
