After hearing Wang Busheng's words, Hao Liande's face suddenly became extremely ugly.
Because of the special nature of the eunuch profession, without that thing, eating, drinking and peeing are still unavoidable. Without that thing, the eunuch will always face an embarrassing situation, always peeing, that is, he will urinate from time to time. The liquid flows out uncontrollably from the body, so the eunuch will have a urine smell on his body, and the eunuchs who are more concerned about it will choose to put a sachet on their body to cover up the urine smell. Hao Liande is no exception, he chose the sachet.
"Wang Busheng, there must be something wrong with your nose. I only smell the fragrance of chicken. There is no fragrance anywhere on your body." Hao Liande's explanation was, of course, more forceful.
The aroma of the chicken can be different from the aroma of the sachet. What's more, Wang Bushi has been dealing with food his whole life, and his nose is no different from that of a dog.
As a time traveler, a young man with an open mind, I have always supported men's love for beauty. Men and women are equal. Why can women display their beautiful flowers every day, while men have to look up to the sky? I It's unfair that you are responsible for being beautiful and beautiful, and you are responsible for making money for me to spend.
Moreover, it is very common for men in the 21st century to put on eyebrows and eyeliner, pierce their ears and show off lipstick. Some men put on makeup and have nothing to do with women, such as transvestites. Although Wang Busheng has never done this, but in I have always sprayed perfume on myself. Therefore, Wang Bushit did not despise the fragrance of Hao Liande, but felt that he had met a close friend. Could it be that he didn’t drink Meng Po soup either?
A man dies for a confidant, and a woman dies for a man who pleases her. Wang Busheng felt that he needed to get closer to Mr. Nice Guy, and did whatever he wanted to do promotions.
He took Hao Liande's hand cordially and said with a smile, "Good brother, don't be shy. It's not shameful for men to love beauty. We men work very hard. We have to go through wind and rain every day to survive, eat and sleep in the open, and have no clothes." Not eating enough will lead to premature wrinkles and gray hair, which is a great harm to our appearance. Look at how dry your skin is, dear brother."
Hao Liande couldn't accept it when King Natural asked Wang Bushit to touch his face. He retracted his hand regretfully. Wang Bushit continued, "So just sprinkling perfume is not enough. I'll give you something, a men's facial cleanser specially prepared for men. It uses Foreign advanced technology, nourishing yin and beauty, nourishing the skin, pure natural green without additives, guaranteed to make you 30 years younger."
Hao Liande felt relieved when he saw the sincere look on Wang Bu Sui's face. He originally thought that Wang Bu Shou was laughing at him, but it turned out that he had misunderstood and overthought it. However, Hao Liande didn't have the habit of letting men hold his hands, and neither did women. He returned his hand and said, "Wang Bu Die, I am already so old, so you should keep such good things for yourself, and your appearance requires these things even more."
Wang Bushi felt a little awkward when he heard this, but for a while he couldn't think of the awkwardness, so he took back his thoughts and continued, "Good brother, this is a good thing. It is carefully designed according to the characteristics of men's oily skin and enlarged pores." , it can not only shrink pores, but also remove greasiness and dirt at a deep level, and give you a clean face. Look at you, dear brother, how many men will envy you for having a beardless face? If you have a face full of If you have blackheads, they will also affect your appearance."
It turns out that Wang Busheng had nothing to do, and because he was not used to washing his face with the soap locust of this era, he did careful research with Liu Mei and Mr. Wang, who had a foundation in Western science and technology, and developed a men's facial cleanser. The ancestors told us , Don’t talk nonsense, don’t eat random things, of course, you can’t use the things you researched for the first time. Wang is not afraid of death, but he wants to lose face, so he hasn’t dared to try it so far. I just want to do a favor today and give it to the same person. Hao Liande, who loves beauty, tried it, which can be regarded as a clinical trial. Whether it’s disfigured or not, it’s not your own face that’s hurt anyway.
Hao Liande's face turned dark again. What is a face without a beard? Do you think you don't want to grow a beard? Can eunuchs grow beards? The expression on Fu Si's face was very sincere. Hao Liande didn't mind taking Wang Bu Die on a one-day trip to Fusi Prison in North Town. "Haha" he sneered, "I understand Mr. Wang's wishes. I'm already so old, and my face has also changed." It’s not important anymore”.
He had become an eunuch, even if he did not do it voluntarily, it would be a disgrace to his ancestors. To put it chillingly speaking, eunuchs had no chance to enter the family tree and enter the ancestral mausoleum. shame. After becoming a eunuch, face is no longer important.
"Wrong, wrong, wrong, good brother, I don't agree with your point of view. Everyone has the love for beauty. Love of beauty is regardless of gender, age and race. Love of beauty is human nature. To be honest, good brother, you look good. It is also very good. Although it is a little worse than mine, it is still relatively perfect. If you use my products, you will become younger, more handsome and unrestrained, and your sister-in-law will love you even more."
"What a good sister-in-law?" Hao Liande was caught off guard again and again by Wang Busheng.
"No way, dear brother, you are still not married at this age. Are you divorced or widowed?" Wang Bushi was surprised and said that any era is an era where looks are important. Although Mr. Haohao's status is a little lower and he is just the housekeeper of a dog meat shop, it shouldn't be difficult to find a wife based on his reputation, and women more than thirty years ago shouldn't be that kind. snobbish.
"That's nonsense." Hao Liande blew his beard angrily and glared. What kind of wife should the eunuch marry?
"Ah, or maybe you haven't met someone you really like, dear brother. I have to criticize you here. How can there be so many miserable and tragic relationships in the world, and the love of life and death is nothing more than accidental I just have the chance to meet the same people and live my life together. Good brother, I would like to advise you, you can’t wait any longer because you are in love. If you make a mistake in love, the car will not come.”
Hao Liande wanted to kill someone, so he stabbed himself in the heart again. This was the third time. He said that he had a scent, that he didn't have a beard, and now he said that he didn't want a wife. He was just a eunuch. Any woman would be willing to follow him. Should we let people stay a widow for the rest of their lives and comfort themselves every day? Many experts have said that exercise between couples is a mediator of emotions. Without it, fights can easily break out.
Seeing Hao Liande's angry look, Wang Bushit asked in a low voice, "Good brother, no,,,"
"Nothing," Hao Liande asked through gritted teeth.
"You won't like men, right?" Although the advice was hard to hear, Wang Bu was willing to do Bi Gan and Wei Zheng.
Hao Liande's self-cultivation made him resist the idea of greeting Wang Busheng's family members, and shouted angrily, "What are you talking about?"
"Ah haha, that's good, then I'll be relieved." Approaching Hao Liande, Wang Bushu pointed at Jing Hao and asked in a low voice, "Good brother, what do you think of this one?"
"What do you mean, kid?"
Wang Bu Shou smiled mysteriously, "This girl is not simple. She is a disciple of the miraculous medicine Immortal. She has superb medical skills. She is thirteen years old and has a good appearance. Notice how big her butt is. Her first born is definitely a boy. She is also approachable, kind and gentle. polite,"
"Hey, black dog, you are so brave. You dare to compete with me for meat. The hole in your eye will no longer hurt." Not far away, Jinghao noticed that the black dog was eating meat so fast. She hurriedly threatened, saying that she was not full yet. The pot is about to bottom out.
Wang Bu's face was not red and his heart was not beating. It was normal for him to fall over and there was nothing to be embarrassed about. He continued, "The most important thing is that this girl doesn't have a sweetheart yet. Good brother, I think you are pretty good and your chances are pretty good."
Hao Liande was also amused by Wang Busheng, "This girl is not an adult!"
"It doesn't matter, it won't cost a lot of money to raise it."
Hao Liande didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He found that no matter what he said, Wang Busheng always had something to explain. He would be able to chew on animals if he was raised, "I am several dozen years older than her, so it is not a problem to be her grandfather."
"It doesn't matter, love is not affected by age, and old cows eat young grass, which is good for teeth."
"Okay, Hao Liande is speechless."
Looking at Hao Liande who was speechless, he wondered if he was successfully matched. It was really not easy to be Yue Lao's matchmaker, Wang Bushu thought to himself.
If there is something in her heart, she will naturally not be calm. Zhang Jinghui has been sitting on the chair without moving, nor has she pooped or peed, picked her nose or touched her ears. She has been looking at the snacks on the table, as if she had seen that bad picture. s face.
God made a joke to himself, he couldn't get the one he met first, should he cry or laugh, smile and watch other women fall into his arms, treating her as a treasure.
Feelings and family affection are the most difficult things for people who value feelings to give up. It's like a scale. Zhang Jinghui just wants it to be fair without any ups and downs. If you love someone, you may have to sacrifice yourself. Face his choice with a smile and keep it for yourself. I called him, but Jean didn't reply. Maybe it was just his own sentimental thoughts, and his promise to talk to his little sister about a partner might be the answer in his heart. He should give his blessing. If he could give his little sister a In the perfect ending, I would never marry anyone, but stay by their side and take care of their children. This should be a very happy thing.
It’s just that their union is so easy. There is no love in a wealthy family. It is nothing more than an exchange of interests. There are no men in the Zhang family. In order to continue the glory of the Zhang family, they are destined to choose the way of marriage. Either they are their younger sisters, and they themselves Responsible for all the business of the Zhang family, the Zhang family will always have the surname Zhang, not any surname, so the younger sister is more likely to get married.
Perhaps the saddest feeling in the world is to see the person you love smiling happily. He laughs and I laugh, and he cries and I cry.
The little sister chose him, and he also chose the little sister, but how long can he stay with her now? The road is still long, and Zhang Jinghui doesn't want to see the end just after they lift their feet. If Wang Bushit becomes powerful enough, what will be their outcome?
Thinking of this, Zhang Jinghui couldn't sit still anymore, stood up, rubbed her waist that was hard from being immobile for a long time, opened the door and left.
The night in Songjiang Prefecture is very beautiful, with stars dotted in the distance, and the wealthy areas are still bustling with entertainment. Men and women who think they have grown up fill the night in Songjiang Prefecture, singing and dancing, showing off their youthful vitality. You will also find them on the roadside from time to time. A drunk pedestrian who falls to the ground lives one day, lives another day, and lives another day.
Countless scenery drifted behind the car, just like the past was like smoke, disappearing with the wind and rain.
As the destination got closer and closer, Zhang Jinghui's heart became inexplicably excited. It seemed that she had not washed her face or put on makeup, nor had she changed into clean and beautiful clothes. The first thing she should say when meeting was, hello, or haven't seen her for a while.
Just like the song "Across the Ocean to See You".
In preparation for this gathering, I even practiced my breathing over and over again.
